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| #38 - ******* . Please. | 01/08/2016 on What the fuck China | 0 |
| #19 - I think it's a shark with a terrifying set of spider legs.. | 01/08/2016 on Gotta love Straya | 0 |
| #119 - ******* hate those guys. It's always satisfying as … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Anon is a cop | +4 |
| I just get pain from these, I feel for the cop the whole time.... I know many get a chance to taze them which probably makes up a little for the verbal abuse but still.... | ||
| #12 - Mostly because I sucked at any aspect of the game that require… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Better to let it go | +4 |
| I would but honestly I really can't get over the DOTA style. It just really doesn't work for me. Part of the Custom Game fun for me was seeing stuff from the game re-purposed. The games wouldn't be as much fun for me if they weren't Warcraft themed. The fact that I can't connect with any of the DOTA characters is a big block for me playing the game, even though I tried the custom lobbies. I just can't get into it. | ||
| #10 - Eh, I preferred the more mini-game kind of stuff and tower def… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Better to let it go | +2 |
| I would but honestly I really can't get over the DOTA style. It just really doesn't work for me. Part of the Custom Game fun for me was seeing stuff from the game re-purposed. The games wouldn't be as much fun for me if they weren't Warcraft themed. The fact that I can't connect with any of the DOTA characters is a big block for me playing the game, even though I tried the custom lobbies. I just can't get into it. | ||
| #8 - A lot of people still play it, surprisingly. (well, last time … [+] (7 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Better to let it go | +4 |
| I would but honestly I really can't get over the DOTA style. It just really doesn't work for me. Part of the Custom Game fun for me was seeing stuff from the game re-purposed. The games wouldn't be as much fun for me if they weren't Warcraft themed. The fact that I can't connect with any of the DOTA characters is a big block for me playing the game, even though I tried the custom lobbies. I just can't get into it. | ||
| #50 - Pretty much. I don't want to be racist, but these damn … | 01/07/2016 on like a dog repeatedly run... | 0 |
| #21 - Is this how you stay so ripped, skeletorexplains? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on Gym class | +8 |
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| #32 - Just ******** that crave attention. | 01/07/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 13 | +3 |
| #56 - For whatever reason I had a friend in middle school that liked… | 01/07/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 12 | +3 |
| #9 - I have no idea what's going on, but that was cool as **** . | 01/07/2016 on That's not how physics.. Work | +6 |
| #15 - What's stupid as **** here is that this was made from a… | 01/07/2016 on Seal of approval | 0 |
| #26 - Everyone dies someday. Being afraid of that fact is pointless. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on Dakimakuras | +1 |
| It's hard not to be when my mind reminds me about it every night. If it weren't for this, I probably wouldn't have bothered being nice to people. | ||
| #56 - Exactly. People keep jumping the gun and bashing the **** … | 01/06/2016 on i`m sorry | 0 |
| #33 - It's fun to do only for the 2 significantly harder boss … | 01/06/2016 on Punchline | +8 |
| #24 - It always bugs me when people make Frisk and Chara living toge… | 01/06/2016 on shyamalan.gif | +2 |
| #71 - It's a "diversity"-enforcing Tumblrite's version of … | 01/06/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #42 - Picture | 01/06/2016 on The only way to tell | +3 |
| #38 - Most of the bikini is metal.. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on We all know this happened | +2 |
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| #31 - Picture | 01/06/2016 on Turtle Food | +1 |
| #30 - Dude, Animusic was the ******* **** . [+] (2 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Infinite Track | +7 |
| Yessss I have two volumes of these on a separate drive somewhere. They always bust them out on the big screens at the local mall around the holidays. | ||
| #13 - We never saw where it exactly fell.. could have fallen into a … | 01/06/2016 on passive agressive Luke | +4 |
| #21 - Picture | 01/06/2016 on NSFW: two men at once | +11 |
| #20 - Why? Was the skeleton not donated for the sole purpose of it b… [+] (12 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Whoops | +47 |
| I saw the story behind the article picture a few weeks back. Apparently the school got some new technology that would let them do something to study bones or something like that, but they wanted to test it on their "fake" Mr. Skeletal to make sure the machines fit properly and all, and that's how they found out the bones were real. The skeleton had been at the school for decades now, so nobody at the present time ever knew where it came from. Turns out the skeleton is of an Asian man believed to be around 30 years old (if I remember correctly.) Nobody can guess how the guy died or how his skeleton ended up in a school. Im sure if you just do a quick Google search you can learn more. #34 -
anon (01/06/2016) [-] It was mentioned last time, but I think they were going to throw it out any ways, better to bury it and be respectful. If it was anything like my schools skeleton, it probably had parts stolen off it over the years. I think my school had a real one, but had to get plastic replacements for missing legs and an arm. They were used for pranks over the years and some just ended up gone for good. Donating a skeleton to what looks like a high school seems a bit much. You can get plastic ones that are close enough for what they need. You only really get body donations to universities You do realize that for the longest time that was standard practice, to use the skeletons from donated bodies in classrooms across america In a lot of cases the person's family also received a bit of money for the service Also the plastic ones really don't do the finer details of the skeleton justice, at all. You do know that there are advanced anatomy and physiology classes in high school, right? Seeing the actual structures is kind of important for that. Hell even the spongey tissue just looks completely wrong in plastic ones. I've only worked with one complete set and partial sets throughout my student life, but they're just so much better... it's a waste to bury the bones in the ground especially when the odds of the skeleton being stolen from a corpse are ridiculously low. The dead person wanted their bones to be put to good use. #57 -
anon (01/06/2016) [-] Actually the plastic ones tend to leave off many of the fine details (insertion points etc.) that can be taught with an actual donated skeleton. It could be from an old school or past down form one which is pretty common, in my secondary school we had a real skeleton in a glass case that is like 40-50 years old supposedly paste down from a school that got knocked down 25 year ago. I did go to school in the UK a lot of old shit is here. Most likely new students found out that it was real and got upset so they wanted to bury it even though it owner properly already has a grave marker somewhere unless they are burying it at his grave marker. I havent read the article. | ||
| #52 - Huh. Thanks. I need to get Photoshop again.. I formatted my pc… | 01/05/2016 on Painting I just finished (2) | 0 |
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voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-] Everytime I try to make gifs they come out all shakey. It's cause I edited frames individually and put them together using online software. I'm not great at it yet, so this would help me out a lot
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well obviously Asami was just the psychologically stronger person. She didn't want help with her emotions because she didn't need help with them.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of **** is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-] I'm sorry but I just can't take any of it seriously given the show's original setting and plot.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
But.. they did that in the show.. fairly well, I thought..
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
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megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
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darthblam (06/20/2015) [-] Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
Also, are you using CC?
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
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megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
sent to you by giffy.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
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mrpotatofudge ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
im surprised
thought you left
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
who are the old ones
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred

