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| #3 - Zeeky boogy doog | 01/10/2016 on dr0hnk | 0 |
| #9 - >bitching like bad eyesight is just as bad as missing limbs… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on True | +45 |
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anon (01/10/2016) [-] Really? Do you drive a car? I'm not allowed that without glasses, I can't even go out of my own apartment without them. I had a time when they broke (and my spare was in my locker at school) and I had to call a friend so he could drive me to an optician and get them repaired. #33 -
anon (01/11/2016) [-] You know whats worse than not having an arm. Not having any limbs. Do you stop saying that not having an arm sucks just because there are worse things out there? #14 -
anon (01/10/2016) [-] Yeah I'm sorry got a little heated there. What I mean is person who is only partially deaf or has just lost a finger gets funding from the government to fix the problem as well as modern science and medicine can. But I can't even get a grant for my disability. If you're doing lazors, it can be expensive, but I can get two pairs of prescription glasses, plus the examination for....I think it was 200 dollars. My current glasses I have had for nearly ten years. That isn't a bad price. You just gotta shop around. | ||
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| #102 - It only bugs me because it was obviously made to stoke the fla… | 01/10/2016 on rekt by campbell's | 0 |
| #49 - She isn't in tune with the Dark Side enough.. or at all. I… | 01/10/2016 on Well did you | 0 |
| #48 - I think the hand would be pretty rotted after about 40+ years … | 01/10/2016 on Well did you | 0 |
| #87 - They're trying to protect us.. | 01/10/2016 on Highest resolution picture... | +1 |
| #108 - Comment deleted | 01/10/2016 on Super hero sex lives | 0 |
| #132 - You mother ******* are so god damn petty. | 01/10/2016 on (untitled) | +1 |
| #70 - Yeah. No.. As soon as that happen Chewie would be seei… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on TFA big ass spoilers (And... | +12 |
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| #135 - I ******* hate people. Social media is ******* … | 01/10/2016 on 62 year old streamer... | +8 |
| #138 - Darwin award? ***** , it's just carbon dioxide, not … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Darwin award applicant dry... | 0 |
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| #17 - Sounds like a ******* mini jet engine | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | +9 |
| #56 - Doesn't look like there's any America left. | 01/09/2016 on In all the Reich places | +1 |
| #39 - Well yeah, but doesn't that doorknob actually talk? Looks like… | 01/09/2016 on could be me | +5 |
| #32 - But she isn't the sexy kind of crazy, like Harley or Jinx or s… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on The Obvious Answer | 0 |
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scruffyguy (01/09/2016) [-] Jaina's a fat cunt. "OOh Thrall, I'll let you kill my dad if it means I can get some orc cock" It was Rexxar, not Thrall, and everyone knows she prefers blue over green ;p Why orcs when dragons? | ||
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| #16 - I'm hoping Blizz takes her crazy down a notch in Legion.. [+] (8 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on The Obvious Answer | +3 |
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scruffyguy (01/09/2016) [-] Jaina's a fat cunt. "OOh Thrall, I'll let you kill my dad if it means I can get some orc cock" It was Rexxar, not Thrall, and everyone knows she prefers blue over green ;p Why orcs when dragons? | ||
| #67 - Mmmm, grilled cheese sandwiches... | 01/09/2016 on How To Get Out Of A Steep Hole | +2 |
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voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-] Everytime I try to make gifs they come out all shakey. It's cause I edited frames individually and put them together using online software. I'm not great at it yet, so this would help me out a lot
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well obviously Asami was just the psychologically stronger person. She didn't want help with her emotions because she didn't need help with them.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of **** is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-] I'm sorry but I just can't take any of it seriously given the show's original setting and plot.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
But.. they did that in the show.. fairly well, I thought..
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
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megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
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darthblam (06/20/2015) [-] Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
Also, are you using CC?
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
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megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
sent to you by giffy.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
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mrpotatofudge ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
im surprised
thought you left
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
who are the old ones
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
