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| #54 - This one of the reasons I can't stand pvp in this game. In… [+] (23 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on SotFS Made Some Good Changes | +2 |
| But kicking their arse is far more satisfying than anything else in the game. If there was a darksouls fighting game, I'd play the shit outta that. Kill people for currency to buy gear to fight. Except they can only invade people around their level. So, he was your level, but went straight for the good loot without leveling up at all. To be fair, dueling gets boring after awhile. It's fun to spice it up by trying to screw the host somehow, or sneak up on them. I never mind when I'm on the receiving end anyway, because the pvp isn't meant to be its own system with good competitive balance and complete fairness like many other pvp games. Invaders are always meant to be the biggest and most difficult challenges a host can face, and just another way for the game to tell you you're not good enough. The ability to take the death in stride is what you should be going for, since death in Souls games can be very controlled with how easy it is to die. You can use it as a tool to help your own journey. Either as a learning tool, or a way to keep your souls safe. If you were just going to accept death anyway, then you should have prepared yourself to lose them somehow. Mentally and literally. I'm not saying "git gud" because there are a lot of instances where invaders are just too good themselves. Either their gear or ability or the netcode is just too much. But Dark Souls is less about overcoming challenges and more about enduring even when shit is at its worst. I can understand how annoying it can be to deal with invaders who do that, I believe me I've been on both ends plenty of times, but when the only objective is to fuck each other up, people are going to find ways to do it well and ensure victories. You can't blame them for using all of their tools available, because it would be stupid not to. Honor just seems like something someone who can't take a loss would spew, which just seems silly to me when Dark Souls is about constantly losing and still being ready for another go. Yes. It absolutely does, but then in the case of dueling the host can make it completely unfair even if it's 1v1 thanks to having access to healing. Which a lot of hosts do, because they don't want to die, and I don't blame them. I just don't think it has a place in Dark Souls. That doesn't mean people shouldn't, because proper dueling can be a lot of fun and I'm sure people love it. I just don't see why people get so upset at invaders who decide to be creative or intelligent in using their environment. It only makes sense to considering they 1) can and 2) it makes tonal and thematic sense. Invaders are assholes. They're people who decided to say "fuck saving the world, I just want my blood/humanity." Of course they're gonna be dicks, because such is life in Dark Souls. Everything is a dick. Invaders shouldn't be an exception when they have even more ability to do so since the game is trying to be dickish, but fair. I have had far more invaders heal than hosts, and I've done my far share of invades and getting invaded. I'm not saying invaders shouldn't be dicks, just that the game favors invaders over hosts. The reason people get so mad is because it's not fun getting through a hard area, only to get invaded by someone with a perfected build while you're just using pve gear and spells. Alot of invaders don't have perfected builds, yes, but they're generally the fun ones who are trying new things and messing around. Not just running through the level and waiting in a group on enemies. Because the game has to be generally fun and fair to be good. Invasions are a chance for the game to indulge in what it truly wants to be. And it does suck. I hate it when it happens, too. It's annoying, humiliating, and potentially infuriating if you lose a lot of souls/humanity. But I know that's the point, and I guess wish people were really onto that, too, because then they wouldn't get as salty over losses. It makes it more fun when you realize how shitty the situation is, and can adapt so even if you do die, you can mitigate your losses. I guess I'm not trying to invalidate anyone's feelings here, despite probably doing just that. I just feel I have a good way of handling it, and want to help people deal with it with my own perspective. yo, if I can trow my own 2 cents in this. this is entirely my own personal opinion, but I've invested aroud 2.000 hours in dk2 (counting xbox360, ps3 and SOFT in ps4) most of wich was dueling, invading, getting a new build to invade some more and so on. So, I've been trought some shit, this game has made me rage to the point where I have rage quitted more than what I'm willing to admit,but also in return, I've had some great experiences, I have been all from an honorable guy to a complete dick head in many occasions, anything you can mention, I've done it probably. can't remember ganking someone intentionally doe my point is, this is never going to change and the game becomes a lot more fun when you just accept it. dk3 will have the same issues so just do whatever that you find fun at the moment. I'm fine with dying. I accept it. I'm just not going to give invaders the pleasure as I laughably flop around in the hopes of winning an impossible battle at such an early stage in my game. That this guy went to this length to hack me into such a bullshit death is disgusting. well, for what it's worth, haven't seen yet a single hacker in the ps4 version not sure of the pc version still, it was pretty fucked up back when it was literally filled with hackers, didn't get many in the xbox version, but I saw some pretty nasty stuff on PC. | ||
| #108 - Albinoblacksheep was where it was at! [+] (2 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on Darth Maul kills it with... | +10 |
| #39 - Made this for that a long time ago.. | 01/13/2016 on Am I late? | +10 |
| #251 - Picture | 01/13/2016 on darthblam's profile | 0 |
| #213 - I watched the video, she sounded very sarcastic with it. S… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch | 0 |
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anon (01/13/2016) [-] Picking on someone who is so shy they can't speak correctly is somehow less of a bitch move in your book. H'okay. | ||
| #193 - People are making way too much of a big deal out of this. … [+] (3 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch | +1 |
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anon (01/13/2016) [-] watch the video, she made no social cues that it was a joke I mean, I agree, it isn't a big deal. She is just an actress and she can be a bitch too, everyone has their moments. #228 -
anon (01/13/2016) [-] Picking on someone who is so shy they can't speak correctly is somehow less of a bitch move in your book. H'okay. | ||
| #29 - Supposedly the writers really don't like the idea of time trav… | 01/12/2016 on Rick's 3Ds | 0 |
| #58 - That or one nation or a group of allied nations are able to co… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on BSM is BTFO | 0 |
| #57 - I believe it will happen eventually. And I think the most … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on BSM is BTFO | 0 |
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| #19 - Jesus, that got dark real quick. | 01/12/2016 on Meowth goes savage | +2 |
| #23 - I'm more concerned with the implications of Earth being assimi… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Rick's 3Ds | +4 |
| The writers will probably have Rick escape and reverse time or some shit to before it all happened. | ||
| #9 - He got a pretty nasty slash across his face with a light… | 01/12/2016 on (untitled) | +2 |
| #41 - Shut the **** up, Jerry ! | 01/12/2016 on Well played | +2 |
| #10 - I kinda see what you mean. His mouth looks pretty similar. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Dinner Lifehack | +21 |
| If you consider the glasses matching with the orbital bone of mordin, you can't unsee. | ||
| #44 - ... The two pictures are the exact same, they just shopped the… | 01/12/2016 on Then and now | 0 |
| #22 - Gee it's like FJ users are human beings with their own individ… | 01/12/2016 on More amazing effects by... | +10 |
| #45 - You'd think that after working together for years a kind of fr… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on 'Murica | +9 |
| #58 - Unhealthy kid looks like he's ready to **** some **… | 01/12/2016 on SO THAT'S HOW IT WORKS | +1 |
| #14 - Ash vs Evil Dead has been pretty ******* good too. [+] (5 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on A new lesson from sensei | +7 |
| Two negatives equal a positive. By disagreeing with your disagreement I am agreeing with the position that you disagreed with. | ||
| #74 - I would guess his alcohol-induced imaginary friend. | 01/11/2016 on Drinking Cycle | +1 |
| #66 - Picture | 01/11/2016 on The Tortoise is about to... | +9 |
| #175 - I mean, so long as everything is totally off and it's complet… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Mom's cleaning laptop | 0 |
| there are going to be some things fried in there because the battery still had power, and believe it or not, water is a very good conductor it might still work, but it's not like a weak phone battery Only if the battery was removed and it was rinsed in distilled water for ages. | ||
| #29 - Seriously? It's pretty obvious the stories going to end with h… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on TFA | +3 |
| yeah but noone expected vader to have some kid try picking up his legacy, i think disney might try some 'waht a twist' sequels to bleed fans for more money yet | ||
| #22 - Pretty sure it's a potato [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on spooky bird | 0 |
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| #13 - Yeah, that sucks. But bitching like it's the worst, life-c… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on True | +22 |
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anon (01/11/2016) [-] You know whats worse than not having an arm. Not having any limbs. Do you stop saying that not having an arm sucks just because there are worse things out there? #14 -
anon (01/10/2016) [-] Yeah I'm sorry got a little heated there. What I mean is person who is only partially deaf or has just lost a finger gets funding from the government to fix the problem as well as modern science and medicine can. But I can't even get a grant for my disability. If you're doing lazors, it can be expensive, but I can get two pairs of prescription glasses, plus the examination for....I think it was 200 dollars. My current glasses I have had for nearly ten years. That isn't a bad price. You just gotta shop around. | ||
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voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-] Everytime I try to make gifs they come out all shakey. It's cause I edited frames individually and put them together using online software. I'm not great at it yet, so this would help me out a lot
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well obviously Asami was just the psychologically stronger person. She didn't want help with her emotions because she didn't need help with them.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of **** is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-] I'm sorry but I just can't take any of it seriously given the show's original setting and plot.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
But.. they did that in the show.. fairly well, I thought..
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
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megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
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darthblam (06/20/2015) [-] Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
Also, are you using CC?
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
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megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
sent to you by giffy.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
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mrpotatofudge ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
im surprised
thought you left
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
who are the old ones
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
