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| #11 - I mean, kinda, but who's the bigger piece of **** ? … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Cheering | +6 |
| OP was really stupid and he/she is in fault too. But OP wasn't trying to harm the animal, on the other hand anon deliberately made an innocent animal suffer like in that Dead Space eye torture. Purpose plays a major part in ethical judgement. | ||
| #80 - Demon hunters will also only have 2 specs, Havoc for damage an… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Childhood is overrated | 0 |
| Well if you want more info to get hyped on there's shit tons on WoWhead right now, the alpha was released to a lot of people not too long ago and they've been datamining it. Blizzard said the release for Legion will be mid-summer of 2016. At the rate things are going, we will probably see it release around March or May. Hopefully, anyway... Oh, and they're bringing back an updated Dalaran as the hub city for the new continent, The Broken Isles. | ||
| #52 - What? No it ******* isn't. The woman knew full well… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Job | 0 |
| alright then. Though i'd still say sleeping with a girl with a boyfriend is wrongful | ||
| #78 - Demon hunters will start at 98 to go straight into Legion afte… [+] (5 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Childhood is overrated | 0 |
| Well if you want more info to get hyped on there's shit tons on WoWhead right now, the alpha was released to a lot of people not too long ago and they've been datamining it. Blizzard said the release for Legion will be mid-summer of 2016. At the rate things are going, we will probably see it release around March or May. Hopefully, anyway... Oh, and they're bringing back an updated Dalaran as the hub city for the new continent, The Broken Isles. | ||
| #50 - How is it the man's fault she cheated her boyfriend? [+] (6 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Job | 0 |
| What? No it fucking isn't. The woman knew full well what she was doing. The man may or may not be aware she had a boyfriend, but either way she is the one cheating, not him. And it should be unacceptable to beat either, that's just a childish (and obviously illegal) response. alright then. Though i'd still say sleeping with a girl with a boyfriend is wrongful | ||
| #67 - Jesus, 35 mph? **** that **** . That's just a… | 12/13/2015 on The Hovercraft Bandit | 0 |
| #74 - Also demon hunter hero class if you haven't heard that too. [+] (7 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Childhood is overrated | 0 |
| currently rolling DK atm... what level do you think the demon hunters will start at? 85? considering they're a hero class Well if you want more info to get hyped on there's shit tons on WoWhead right now, the alpha was released to a lot of people not too long ago and they've been datamining it. Blizzard said the release for Legion will be mid-summer of 2016. At the rate things are going, we will probably see it release around March or May. Hopefully, anyway... Oh, and they're bringing back an updated Dalaran as the hub city for the new continent, The Broken Isles. | ||
| #119 - Ytoob lacigam gnikcuf. [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on Its My Birthday Guys DEC 12 | 0 |
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| #83 - At peace? Or in waiting ... | 12/13/2015 on old warriors at peace 2/3 | +2 |
| #50 - Next expansion coming out sometime early 2016. The Burning… [+] (9 new replies) | 12/13/2015 on Childhood is overrated | 0 |
| currently rolling DK atm... what level do you think the demon hunters will start at? 85? considering they're a hero class Well if you want more info to get hyped on there's shit tons on WoWhead right now, the alpha was released to a lot of people not too long ago and they've been datamining it. Blizzard said the release for Legion will be mid-summer of 2016. At the rate things are going, we will probably see it release around March or May. Hopefully, anyway... Oh, and they're bringing back an updated Dalaran as the hub city for the new continent, The Broken Isles. | ||
| #167 - But that's not what "manspreading" is. "man… | 12/13/2015 on Whiteknighting compilation | 0 |
| #49 - I like it. And damn it, I swear the voice I imagined… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on Scrap & Topheavy | 0 |
| #40 - That was a hell of a ride. From funny as **** to do… | 12/12/2015 on 4chit | 0 |
| #22 - If you do it right the needle goes gently straight into his pu… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on The New Steam Controller | +3 |
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anon (12/12/2015) [-] It actually removes sensitive information that could only be retrieved otherwise if he was dead, as this was the only way to find the location of the Marker. Source: I loved the dead space series None of the "science" in these games make sense. They are for jump-scare masochists. Not unlike myself mind you.... | ||
| #136 - Why do I subject myself to this ******** ? I know it… | 12/12/2015 on RIP western civilisation 3 | +1 |
| #78 - Seeing your other comments, I'm getting a feeling that you re… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/12/2015 on chinese cartoons | +1 |
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| #117 - Comment deleted | 12/11/2015 on comic #4 | 0 |
| #81 - The concept of humor escapes Dorkly too. All they do is ta… | 12/11/2015 on hishe | +9 |
| #60 - That was from a post where people manually added themselves to… | 12/11/2015 on Could we please stop doing... | +8 |
| #32 - Oh. | 12/11/2015 on The feels | 0 |
| #9 - The **** is everyone sad and crying about? [+] (3 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on The feels | +3 |
| The fact that they'll never find companionship and intimacy. What is life if one is not enjoying human attachment and relationships? | ||
| #17 - I actually kinda miss this show. Did it even finish its first season? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/11/2015 on a dream turned comic | 0 |
| #28 - I swear the Institute and Brotherhood are equally Nazis, just … [+] (7 new replies) | 12/11/2015 on Mr. Crabs V1 | +6 |
| I mean, the Brotherhood in Fallout 4 is the second most moderate next to The Capital Wasteland, more so in some ways. They recruit from outside their ranks often, trade with Diamond City(Knights are trading after the events of the main story in Diamond City) and show concern for civilian populations. They're much better than The Outcasts and what's left of The Brotherhood back in New Vegas... Instead of choosing one of two evils, why not choose one of two goods? Minutemen and Railroad are still a thing, you know. Minutemen and Brotherhood can co-exist, railroad is a bunch of fuck fucks. #68 -
dragontamers (12/11/2015) [-] The Railroad? They're so unorganized it's pathetic. Deacon said himself that they constantly fight about what synths deserve be saved despite there being a VERY distinct difference between a gen 2 and a gen 1 with gen 2s being true AI whereas gen 1s are dumber than an a eyebot. Hell, dumber than that given EDE's mental capacity. | ||
| #51 - Had this happen to me the other day with a sloppy taco ***… | 12/11/2015 on when you get backsplash | +1 |
| #42 - For a moment I thought sonicteam was back doing their usual … | 12/11/2015 on family guy | 0 |
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voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-] Everytime I try to make gifs they come out all shakey. It's cause I edited frames individually and put them together using online software. I'm not great at it yet, so this would help me out a lot
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well obviously Asami was just the psychologically stronger person. She didn't want help with her emotions because she didn't need help with them.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of **** is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
#240 to #239
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-] I'm sorry but I just can't take any of it seriously given the show's original setting and plot.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
But.. they did that in the show.. fairly well, I thought..
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
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megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
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darthblam (06/20/2015) [-] Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
Also, are you using CC?
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
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megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
sent to you by giffy.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
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mrpotatofudge ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
im surprised
thought you left
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
who are the old ones
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
