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| #16 - This whole thing is stupid as **** ... [+] (2 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on How to write a epic Story... | +12 |
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anon (12/16/2015) [-] Female friend is a sister only one that's actaully dead is dumbledoor male friend Lord of rings has two of them while others have one to combat the fact that Sam doesn't end up with the elf woman and the hero Luke has one parent alive both Luke and potter shown to have powers before they are trained in how they can use them oh potter has many mentors one of them is a villain who isn't a villain but a spy some of these are sort of on point but most part it's wrong | ||
| #12 - Proton torpedoes can't melt quadanium steel exhaust ports! | 12/16/2015 on DarthVader Cant Melt Steel... | +1 |
| #21 - Well yeah. But I'd hardly consider being called mean thing… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on PTSD | +2 |
| Keyword: subjective. To me or you it seems very silly. But to them, it does truly hurt and fuck with them. Not to say that gives them reason to act irrational about it... Just shedding some light. | ||
| #20 - Comparing anything to 40k is just unfair. ****** ju… [+] (24 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on Preach | +35 |
| while the planet is on fire, burning in the twisted agony of chaos... and space marine orbital bombardments Warhammer 40k, dont know if this is from a comic or anything sorry Presuming, of course, you could possibly have the numbers required for such a feat on a Tomb World AND be so lucky as to somehow kill off each wave before they have time to regenerate, ASSUMING, of course, that they don't just do so on the spot. Also did I mention god-killing weapons? I think I mentioned those already. Exterminatus is impressive, but only if it actually happens. The Necrons could fairly easily stop it before it even happened, depending on just how far along they were when you lot arrived. Although, being completely fair here, they could also be an incapable, shambling mess that woke up on the wrong side of the Tomb and while might be able to survive the Exterminatus, would not be able to salvage the world. Really, depends on which side is luckier at that point I suppose. At least we can both agree that the filthy bugs need to go. While they don't pose a threat to the glorious Necron living metal, they do eat up parts of our empire! And that's not a good feeling in my cold, metal heart. While you lot actually have flesh! So it's a lot scarier for you. Fuck the bugs. | ||
| #18 - Star Wars ships beat just about all Star Trek ships, really. E… [+] (48 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on Preach | +20 |
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anon (12/16/2015) [-] Well there was that one Star Trek predator ship that had an impervious cloaking array and an inbuilt super weapon powerful enough to wipe out all biological life on a planet Only if you dont account for it. Its "just" a matter of outfitting the ship in such a way that its motion is a concerted effort of a series of maneuvering thrusters along its length. #57 -
tomthehippie (12/16/2015) [-] >not knowing that transporters can not go through any energy shield >starwars shields can cover planets >checkmate #23 -
StaticX (12/16/2015) [-] Tech wise, the Star Trek universe is far ahead of star wars. Also keep in mind the Enterprise is not a war ship, and is only a Galaxy class, so there are far bigger ships that are actually designed for war. Also, the Trek universe does have some fighters, there just pathetically outdated because regular cruisers have become just as maneuverable. But the fact of the matter is, is in the Star Wars universe, they use laser based weapons, something that is scientifically measurable and would not be able to even break through navigational shields. It would be a slaughter in Star Trek favor. star wars uses plasma and particle beam based technology. mostly plasma. Despite the misnomer, Star Wars weapons aren't lasers. They're plasma suspended in electromagnetic fields. That's why they're not continuous streams, but individual bolts. That's also why lightsabers can deflect them, the blaster bolts are hitting the electromagnetic containment field of the lightsaber and their momentum gets redirected. #142 -
bluedime (12/25/2015) [-] Phasers shoot a steady stream of energy, yet they're FAR different from lasers. Also, (not sure if canon), there are phasers that can shoot bolts. Why couldn't lasers do the same? Not sure what the advantage of this is, but this is the same universe that put a millenium-falcon shaped hole that lead straight into the main reactor of their main battle station, so who cares? You just said the phasers weren't lasers, so I think you have your answer. #38 -
tacoperson (12/16/2015) [-] something something demonbane. Just cause it's a shit anime doesn't mean that the main mech from it can destroy anything else ever thought up by anyone by definition alone. while the planet is on fire, burning in the twisted agony of chaos... and space marine orbital bombardments Warhammer 40k, dont know if this is from a comic or anything sorry Presuming, of course, you could possibly have the numbers required for such a feat on a Tomb World AND be so lucky as to somehow kill off each wave before they have time to regenerate, ASSUMING, of course, that they don't just do so on the spot. Also did I mention god-killing weapons? I think I mentioned those already. Exterminatus is impressive, but only if it actually happens. The Necrons could fairly easily stop it before it even happened, depending on just how far along they were when you lot arrived. Although, being completely fair here, they could also be an incapable, shambling mess that woke up on the wrong side of the Tomb and while might be able to survive the Exterminatus, would not be able to salvage the world. Really, depends on which side is luckier at that point I suppose. At least we can both agree that the filthy bugs need to go. While they don't pose a threat to the glorious Necron living metal, they do eat up parts of our empire! And that's not a good feeling in my cold, metal heart. While you lot actually have flesh! So it's a lot scarier for you. Fuck the bugs. | ||
| #51 - Give me mentions please, holy **** this story's got me hooked. | 12/15/2015 on Aftertale AU: 9 | 0 |
| #38 - I see the r in his name now. Sorry about that. | 12/15/2015 on Still C3PO | +1 |
| #36 - I'm going to assume it's because he lost that arm at some poin… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/15/2015 on Still C3PO | 0 |
| you meant my counterpart drainbramage. We're confused all the time | ||
| #24 - Gimme. | 12/15/2015 on comment here if you want a... | 0 |
| #65 - Oh man, the amount of ***** not given by that security … | 12/15/2015 on Some people are so far up... | +1 |
| #11 - Seriously? Thick-sliced baked bacon is the ******* **** . | 12/15/2015 on Sizzling SnapChat | 0 |
| #20 - Either way, Axe smells like ass. | 12/14/2015 on vagina | 0 |
| #34 - The **** is the point this guy is trying to make? | 12/14/2015 on even penis | 0 |
| #16 - Picture | 12/14/2015 on This is terrifying | +1 |
| #88 - ******* hell I hated fighting that group. The RTS l… | 12/14/2015 on she's perfect | 0 |
| #64 - I swear I've seen others, but I can't find any more horrid exa… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/14/2015 on Animal wembs | +2 |
| #61 - IT CAN NOT BE STOPPED. [+] (4 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Animal wembs | +22 |
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| #58 - MEMES! EVERYONE LOVES MEMES! KIDS LOVE MEM… [+] (7 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Animal wembs | +21 |
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| #39 - My gun I made a long time ago, I just drop it with every gunma… | 12/14/2015 on 4chan makes guns | +1 |
| #222 - The only part that got better is that from my sophomore year a… | 12/14/2015 on Caught in a Mosh | 0 |
| #214 - And by school I mean all of elementary, middle, and high schoo… | 12/14/2015 on Caught in a Mosh | 0 |
| #213 - I ******* hated school.. Every day was just stress.… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on Caught in a Mosh | 0 |
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bwiedieter (12/14/2015) [-] Last two years were awesome for me, but everything until then, I feel you. The only part that got better is that from my sophomore year and on I was no longer harassed by wannabe thug blacks and Mexicans that got a kick out of tormenting the lone white kid. I don't know if it was because they finally grew up or it spread that I snapped and put one of the fuckers on the ground He clocked me in jaw without warning and I just took it and tackled his shit to the ground, then put all my weight on my forearm across his throat. It was only for a few seconds but I had the sense to completely stop when a coach came by. I didn't face any punishment. one day towards the end of my freshman year. Either way, I was able to not have to worry about that for the rest of my time at school.. | ||
| #74 - What (and how) the **** does the head do things separat… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/14/2015 on she's perfect | +1 |
| #82 - Well if you want more info to get hyped on there's **** … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on Childhood is overrated | 0 |
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| #56 - I should have specified, I was saying no to "it's both th… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/13/2015 on Job | 0 |
| alright then. Though i'd still say sleeping with a girl with a boyfriend is wrongful | ||
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voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-] Everytime I try to make gifs they come out all shakey. It's cause I edited frames individually and put them together using online software. I'm not great at it yet, so this would help me out a lot
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well obviously Asami was just the psychologically stronger person. She didn't want help with her emotions because she didn't need help with them.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.
I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of **** is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
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darthblam (07/19/2015) [-] I'm sorry but I just can't take any of it seriously given the show's original setting and plot.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.
Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
But.. they did that in the show.. fairly well, I thought..
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.
But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
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megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
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darthblam (06/20/2015) [-] Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
Also, are you using CC?
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
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megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
sent to you by giffy.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif
i just want to see the liquid swirling.
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mrpotatofudge (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
im surprised
thought you left
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
who are the old ones
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred



