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#16 - This whole thing is stupid as **** ...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2015 on How to write a epic Story... +12
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#22 - zephi (12/16/2015) [-]
it may be stupid as fuck, but it's just as funny as it is true
#40 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Female friend is a sister only one that's actaully dead is dumbledoor male friend Lord of rings has two of them while others have one to combat the fact that Sam doesn't end up with the elf woman and the hero Luke has one parent alive both Luke and potter shown to have powers before they are trained in how they can use them oh potter has many mentors one of them is a villain who isn't a villain but a spy some of these are sort of on point but most part it's wrong
#12 - Proton torpedoes can't melt quadanium steel exhaust ports! 12/16/2015 on DarthVader Cant Melt Steel... +1
#21 - Well yeah. But I'd hardly consider being called mean thing…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2015 on PTSD +2
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#29 - darksideofthebeast (12/16/2015) [-]
Keyword: subjective.
To me or you it seems very silly. But to them, it does truly hurt and fuck with them.
Not to say that gives them reason to act irrational about it... Just shedding some light.
#271 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
SHED THAT LIGHT, BB
#272 - darksideofthebeast (12/16/2015) [-]
#20 - Comparing anything to 40k is just unfair. ****** ju…  [+] (24 new replies) 12/16/2015 on Preach +35
#22 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
*distant mention of star god killing weapons*

Although I totally agree with you. 40k is Sci-fi on super steroids, nothing compares.
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#73 - greatgranpapy (12/16/2015) [-]
Two words: Astral Knights
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#49 - wobblewub (12/16/2015) [-]
Smug ass necron
#50 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Necrons are best 40k race <3
#75 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
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#78 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
That... would make a fucking awesome guitar battle. I imagine it to be a mixture of super heavy metal and innovative black metal bashing each other bit by bit.

Brutal.
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#79 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
while the planet is on fire, burning in the twisted agony of chaos... and space marine orbital bombardments
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#82 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Fought on, of course, by endless legions of Necrons as they crawl out of every orifice of the tomb world that this battle took place on.

Truly, this is poetry in the making.
#85 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
but then of course you filthy Necrons will perish from the might of the glorious God Emperor and his Black Templars
#96 - gollee (12/16/2015) [-]
What is this from? Because there is a warcraft version in Stonetalon Mountains.
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#137 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
Warhammer 40k, dont know if this is from a comic or anything sorry
#139 - gollee (12/17/2015) [-]
Ah, I know it's from 40k, that's a Dreadnaught and a Sister of Battle.

(dunno why you posted a vehicle against the wonders of guass muhahaha)
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#87 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Presuming, of course, you could possibly have the numbers required for such a feat on a Tomb World AND be so lucky as to somehow kill off each wave before they have time to regenerate, ASSUMING, of course, that they don't just do so on the spot.

Also did I mention god-killing weapons? I think I mentioned those already.
#97 - gollee (12/16/2015) [-]
We barely need to use god-killers when the average pylon can one-shot an Emperor-class battleship, because THAT happened in Fall of Damnos.
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#88 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
its quite simple really. Exterminatus
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#89 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Exterminatus is impressive, but only if it actually happens. The Necrons could fairly easily stop it before it even happened, depending on just how far along they were when you lot arrived.

Although, being completely fair here, they could also be an incapable, shambling mess that woke up on the wrong side of the Tomb and while might be able to survive the Exterminatus, would not be able to salvage the world. Really, depends on which side is luckier at that point I suppose.
#90 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
and then the filthy bugs show up
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#95 - darthblam (12/16/2015) [-]
But.. that's a Zerg..
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#92 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
At least we can both agree that the filthy bugs need to go. While they don't pose a threat to the glorious Necron living metal, they do eat up parts of our empire! And that's not a good feeling in my cold, metal heart. While you lot actually have flesh! So it's a lot scarier for you.

Fuck the bugs.
#51 - wobblewub (12/16/2015) [-]
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#52 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Okay, I gotta know the sauce for this, that just looked glorious as a whole.
#54 - wobblewub (12/16/2015) [-]
Look up "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" on youtube
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#55 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Thanks man.
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#21 - dannymanny (12/16/2015) [-]
they go by the "if everything is OP then NOTHING is" doctrine
#18 - Star Wars ships beat just about all Star Trek ships, really. E…  [+] (48 new replies) 12/16/2015 on Preach +20
#101 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
Well there was that one Star Trek predator ship that had an impervious cloaking array and an inbuilt super weapon powerful enough to wipe out all biological life on a planet
#67 - efeye (12/16/2015) [-]
You guys do realize that the winner of any sci-fi universe is simply the one that leans most to science fiction and least to science fact. Any space ship that measures in kilometers is going to creak and suffer under its own weight as soon as it starts to turn.
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#83 - iqequalzero (12/16/2015) [-]
Only if you dont account for it. Its "just" a matter of outfitting the ship in such a way that its motion is a concerted effort of a series of maneuvering thrusters along its length.
#72 - greatgranpapy (12/16/2015) [-]
Did someone say sci-fi?
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#84 - iqequalzero (12/16/2015) [-]
40k is more like sci-fa (Science Fantasy)
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#68 - darthblam (12/16/2015) [-]
Sure, I guess.
But no one is talking about science fact here...
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#42 - kibbleking (12/16/2015) [-]
Beam. Photon. Torpedoes. Onto. Their. Bridge.
Rethink yourself.
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#76 - huntergriff (12/16/2015) [-]
All ships in star wars that aren't tie fighters, have shields.
#57 - tomthehippie (12/16/2015) [-]
>not knowing that transporters can not go through any energy shield
>starwars shields can cover planets
>checkmate
#35 - psyosis (12/16/2015) [-]
>No fighters
Ahem
#23 - StaticX (12/16/2015) [-]
Tech wise, the Star Trek universe is far ahead of star wars. Also keep in mind the Enterprise is not a war ship, and is only a Galaxy class, so there are far bigger ships that are actually designed for war. Also, the Trek universe does have some fighters, there just pathetically outdated because regular cruisers have become just as maneuverable.
But the fact of the matter is, is in the Star Wars universe, they use laser based weapons, something that is scientifically measurable and would not be able to even break through navigational shields.
It would be a slaughter in Star Trek favor.
#124 - dranners (12/16/2015) [-]
Michio Kaku New World Transitions
Here's a video by Michio Kaku (I trust you know who he is?) in which he discusses the Kardashev Scale. He actually states that Star Trek and the Federation would come under type 2 civ, while the Empire in Star Wars would be a type 3 civ.

Word renowned physicist > StaticX on FunnyJunk
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#77 - huntergriff (12/16/2015) [-]
star wars uses plasma and particle beam based technology. mostly plasma.
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#32 - schneidend (12/16/2015) [-]
Wh-...laser-based weapons? No. Blasters are bolts of plasma, bro.
#140 - bluedime (12/25/2015) [-]
turbolasers are the main weapons on star destroyers

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Turbolaser
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#141 - schneidend (12/25/2015) [-]
Despite the misnomer, Star Wars weapons aren't lasers. They're plasma suspended in electromagnetic fields. That's why they're not continuous streams, but individual bolts. That's also why lightsabers can deflect them, the blaster bolts are hitting the electromagnetic containment field of the lightsaber and their momentum gets redirected.
#142 - bluedime (12/25/2015) [-]
Phasers shoot a steady stream of energy, yet they're FAR different from lasers. Also, (not sure if canon), there are phasers that can shoot bolts. Why couldn't lasers do the same?
Not sure what the advantage of this is, but this is the same universe that put a millenium-falcon shaped hole that lead straight into the main reactor of their main battle station, so who cares?
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#143 - schneidend (12/26/2015) [-]
You just said the phasers weren't lasers, so I think you have your answer.
#19 - dannymanny (12/16/2015) [-]
40k ships 4life
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#69 - asasqw (12/16/2015) [-]
Starships size comparison Just gonna leave this there to end most arguments
#26 - asotil (12/16/2015) [-]
Well fuck if we're just gonna throw all semblence of fairness and universe crossing out the window, here's Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan. The thing he's stepping on on the bottom there is our universe

Basically no matter what else you post fuck you you lose
#38 - tacoperson (12/16/2015) [-]
something something demonbane.

Just cause it's a shit anime doesn't mean that the main mech from it can destroy anything else ever thought up by anyone by definition alone.
#43 - doomeythekink (12/16/2015) [-]
Demonbane is the end-all of stupid overpowered shit.
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#20 - darthblam (12/16/2015) [-]
Comparing anything to 40k is just unfair.
Shit's just ridiculous in size and firepower.
#22 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
*distant mention of star god killing weapons*

Although I totally agree with you. 40k is Sci-fi on super steroids, nothing compares.
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#73 - greatgranpapy (12/16/2015) [-]
Two words: Astral Knights
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#49 - wobblewub (12/16/2015) [-]
Smug ass necron
#50 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Necrons are best 40k race <3
#75 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
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#78 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
That... would make a fucking awesome guitar battle. I imagine it to be a mixture of super heavy metal and innovative black metal bashing each other bit by bit.

Brutal.
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#79 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
while the planet is on fire, burning in the twisted agony of chaos... and space marine orbital bombardments
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#82 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Fought on, of course, by endless legions of Necrons as they crawl out of every orifice of the tomb world that this battle took place on.

Truly, this is poetry in the making.
#85 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
but then of course you filthy Necrons will perish from the might of the glorious God Emperor and his Black Templars
#96 - gollee (12/16/2015) [-]
What is this from? Because there is a warcraft version in Stonetalon Mountains.
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#137 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
Warhammer 40k, dont know if this is from a comic or anything sorry
#139 - gollee (12/17/2015) [-]
Ah, I know it's from 40k, that's a Dreadnaught and a Sister of Battle.

(dunno why you posted a vehicle against the wonders of guass muhahaha)
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#87 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Presuming, of course, you could possibly have the numbers required for such a feat on a Tomb World AND be so lucky as to somehow kill off each wave before they have time to regenerate, ASSUMING, of course, that they don't just do so on the spot.

Also did I mention god-killing weapons? I think I mentioned those already.
#97 - gollee (12/16/2015) [-]
We barely need to use god-killers when the average pylon can one-shot an Emperor-class battleship, because THAT happened in Fall of Damnos.
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#88 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
its quite simple really. Exterminatus
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#89 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Exterminatus is impressive, but only if it actually happens. The Necrons could fairly easily stop it before it even happened, depending on just how far along they were when you lot arrived.

Although, being completely fair here, they could also be an incapable, shambling mess that woke up on the wrong side of the Tomb and while might be able to survive the Exterminatus, would not be able to salvage the world. Really, depends on which side is luckier at that point I suppose.
#90 - jimmytwoshoes (12/16/2015) [-]
and then the filthy bugs show up
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#95 - darthblam (12/16/2015) [-]
But.. that's a Zerg..
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#92 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
At least we can both agree that the filthy bugs need to go. While they don't pose a threat to the glorious Necron living metal, they do eat up parts of our empire! And that's not a good feeling in my cold, metal heart. While you lot actually have flesh! So it's a lot scarier for you.

Fuck the bugs.
#51 - wobblewub (12/16/2015) [-]
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#52 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Okay, I gotta know the sauce for this, that just looked glorious as a whole.
#54 - wobblewub (12/16/2015) [-]
Look up "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" on youtube
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#55 - golnax (12/16/2015) [-]
Thanks man.
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#21 - dannymanny (12/16/2015) [-]
they go by the "if everything is OP then NOTHING is" doctrine
#51 - Give me mentions please, holy **** this story's got me hooked. 12/15/2015 on Aftertale AU: 9 0
#38 - I see the r in his name now. Sorry about that. 12/15/2015 on Still C3PO +1
#36 - I'm going to assume it's because he lost that arm at some poin…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Still C3PO 0
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#37 - drainbamage (12/15/2015) [-]
you meant my counterpart drainbramage. We're confused all the time
#39 - drainbramage (12/15/2015) [-]
This guy again
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#40 - drainbamage (12/15/2015) [-]
<3
#38 - darthblam (12/15/2015) [-]
I see the r in his name now.
Sorry about that.
#24 - Gimme. 12/15/2015 on comment here if you want a... 0
#65 - Oh man, the amount of ***** not given by that security … 12/15/2015 on Some people are so far up... +1
#11 - Seriously? Thick-sliced baked bacon is the ******* **** . 12/15/2015 on Sizzling SnapChat 0
#20 - Either way, Axe smells like ass. 12/14/2015 on vagina 0
#34 - The **** is the point this guy is trying to make? 12/14/2015 on even penis 0
#16 - Picture 12/14/2015 on This is terrifying +1
#88 - ******* hell I hated fighting that group. The RTS l… 12/14/2015 on she's perfect 0
#64 - I swear I've seen others, but I can't find any more horrid exa…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Animal wembs +2
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#150 - yaybacon (12/14/2015) [-]
#61 - IT CAN NOT BE STOPPED.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Animal wembs +22
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#143 - kanduhuskedetder (12/14/2015) [-]
Turn on subtitles brah.
Good fungicide.
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#62 - Decode (12/14/2015) [-]
Ok this one makes me laugh because of the dudes reaction
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#64 - darthblam (12/14/2015) [-]
I swear I've seen others, but I can't find any more horrid examples of memes being shoehorned into commercials and shit to be hip with the kids today.
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#150 - yaybacon (12/14/2015) [-]
#58 - MEMES! EVERYONE LOVES MEMES! KIDS LOVE MEM…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Animal wembs +21
#69 - dgurevich (12/14/2015) [-]
It is a very fine line between memes that cure cancer and those which cause it.
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#59 - Decode (12/14/2015) [-]
NO STOP DON'T DO THIS
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#61 - darthblam (12/14/2015) [-]
STOP PUTTING MEMES IN MEDIA
IT CAN NOT BE STOPPED.
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#143 - kanduhuskedetder (12/14/2015) [-]
Turn on subtitles brah.
Good fungicide.
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#62 - Decode (12/14/2015) [-]
Ok this one makes me laugh because of the dudes reaction
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#64 - darthblam (12/14/2015) [-]
I swear I've seen others, but I can't find any more horrid examples of memes being shoehorned into commercials and shit to be hip with the kids today.
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#150 - yaybacon (12/14/2015) [-]
#39 - My gun I made a long time ago, I just drop it with every gunma… 12/14/2015 on 4chan makes guns +1
#222 - The only part that got better is that from my sophomore year a… 12/14/2015 on Caught in a Mosh 0
#214 - And by school I mean all of elementary, middle, and high schoo… 12/14/2015 on Caught in a Mosh 0
#213 - I ******* hated school.. Every day was just stress.…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Caught in a Mosh 0
#218 - bwiedieter (12/14/2015) [-]
Last two years were awesome for me, but everything until then, I feel you.
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#222 - darthblam (12/14/2015) [-]
The only part that got better is that from my sophomore year and on I was no longer harassed by wannabe thug blacks and Mexicans that got a kick out of tormenting the lone white kid.
I don't know if it was because they finally grew up or it spread that I snapped and put one of the fuckers on the ground He clocked me in jaw without warning and I just took it and tackled his shit to the ground, then put all my weight on my forearm across his throat. It was only for a few seconds but I had the sense to completely stop when a coach came by. I didn't face any punishment. one day towards the end of my freshman year.
Either way, I was able to not have to worry about that for the rest of my time at school..
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#214 - darthblam (12/14/2015) [-]
And by school I mean all of elementary, middle, and high school..

It was not a good time for me..
#74 - What (and how) the **** does the head do things separat…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on she's perfect +1
#85 - Bruda (12/14/2015) [-]
I'm guessing the hair is controlled like limbs. Drowning Doom style.
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#88 - darthblam (12/14/2015) [-]
Fucking hell I hated fighting that group.
The RTS levels were honestly the worst part of that game.
#82 - Well if you want more info to get hyped on there's **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on Childhood is overrated 0
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#84 - animedudej (12/13/2015) [-]
gonna go check right now if i got in...
#56 - I should have specified, I was saying no to "it's both th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on Job 0
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#57 - herecomesjohnny (12/13/2015) [-]
alright then. Though i'd still say sleeping with a girl with a boyfriend is wrongful

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#249 - megpoidgumibear (10/20/2015) [-]
Wassup my nignog 2.0
User avatar #250 to #249 - darthblam (10/20/2015) [-]
What's up, bruh?
User avatar #247 - hueman (10/16/2015) [-]
O hai
User avatar #248 to #247 - darthblam (10/16/2015) [-]
Wassup?
#243 - voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-]
Everytime I try to make gifs they come out all shakey. It's cause I edited frames individually and put them together using online software. I'm not great at it yet, so this would help me out a lot

Can you add Shantae to the backseat of this vehicle? I'll reply with the specific shantae image.
#244 to #243 - voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-]
Have her face the left by the way.

Thank you!
#245 to #244 - darthblam (08/08/2015) [-]
Here you go dude.
User avatar #246 to #245 - voteshantae (08/08/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD
User avatar #228 to #226 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Wait.. you DID draw those all, right?
#227 to #226 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
You draw them yourself...   
... can I ask why you draw Korra and Asami in such awful situations?   
Just to bug people?
You draw them yourself...
... can I ask why you draw Korra and Asami in such awful situations?
Just to bug people?
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#230 to #229 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well obviously Asami was just the psychologically stronger person. She didn't want help with her emotions because she didn't need help with them.
Korra was raised with the idea that she was supposed to be the guardian/savior/balancer/whatever of the world. Someone important and powerful, a role model for everyone to look up to. That she was invincible.
Then she gets totally ****** and realizes she's ******* nothing and her job can easily be done by others.
That kind of **** will easily put a huge ******* hole in your mental and emotional well-being. She had a god damn existential crisis along with ******* PTSD.

I kind of agree that Asami didn't get enough focus, but people rag on Korra for too much and just wave away all her very real (in the fictional universe) issues because she's supposed to be the avatar. That in itself was one of the problems she had to constantly deal with.
I'd also just like to add that Korra wasn't crippled because of a broken back, it was mercury poisoning which can actually cause paralysis.
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User avatar #232 to #231 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
An interesting idea.
But, what's done is done.

Also your idea for a backstory for Asami there is ****** .
More disturbing than Azula ever was.
It's a "kids" show, man. Sheesh.
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User avatar #234 to #233 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
Well yeah, that's why I said "kids" with quotes and stuff.
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#236 to #235 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm not really a big fan of fanfictions, but those aren't bad ideas.
Book 2 and Unalaq's story was pretty weak, though. So just about anything could make it better..
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#238 to #237 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of 			****		 is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.   
Also the &quot;one wish&quot; thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..   
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.   
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
The holy priestliness, heaven/hell-like realms, and dimensional beings kind of **** is a bit out of place. It conflicts with the already established lore of spirits and all that. It's simple and doesn't have that much depth, sure, but it is what it is and it worked.
Also the "one wish" thing just kind of makes it sound like a Zelda story.. With Unalaq being Ganondorf..
I mean, I don't know if you're looking for criticism from me here but.. yeah, that's my opinion on that.
Like I said, I'm not that big a fan of fanfiction.
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#240 to #239 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but I just can't take any of it seriously given the show's original setting and plot.
It all just sounds too grim.
I hate to shut you down like an ass, but I really don't have any interest anymore.
I'm sure there are others that would like or appreciate it, but it just ain't my thing.

Maybe if it were its own completely stand alone story and had nothing to do with the Avatar universe it would have some merit to me but.. yeah.
I'm just not a fanfic guy. Sorry.
User avatar #241 to #240 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-]
Its not grim at all its called raising the stakes

To show that Korra doesn't have an easy job and the fate of the entire universe is always in jeopardy unless she calls herself to action

I am making the show more fun.
User avatar #242 to #241 - darthblam (07/19/2015) [-]
But.. they did that in the show.. fairly well, I thought..
Maybe not "the entire universe" part, but at least the world. Their world and the spirit world Which really is as big the stakes need to get. Turning it into "the universe" doesn't really up the seriousness of it that much at all if the only part of that universe you know is your world. . In book 2 at least..
Book 4 was just Earth Hitler... it was cool, but not demi-god potentially destroying humanity seriousness like with Unalaq.

But anyway.. it's been a nice chat, but it's 2AM here and I'm tired as **** after watching Antman earlier. Great movie, you'll love it if you've liked any of the other previous Marvel movies.
I'm going to sleep for now.
User avatar #221 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
how do i cut a piece of a picture out to use it again later?
i want instructions cuz 'm gonna need it
User avatar #222 to #221 - darthblam (06/26/2015) [-]
Use the lasso tool and draw around the thing you want.
You'd probably prefer the polygonal lasso tool, which uses straight lines.
Just go around the whole thing with it, then switch to the cursor tool that can click and move things, then Ctrl+c, then Ctrl+v on a new page that should be the appropriate size.
Make sure the background is empty, which is usually checkered to show that it is. Then save it as a .png and you can open it to drop on whatever you want.
User avatar #223 to #222 - megpoidgumibear (06/26/2015) [-]
thanks man
you saved my ass
User avatar #224 to #223 - darthblam (06/26/2015) [-]
No problem mang.
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User avatar #218 to #217 - darthblam (06/22/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #219 to #218 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
Nothing much. How are you?
User avatar #220 to #219 - darthblam (06/22/2015) [-]
Good, I guess.
It's 1AM here, about to head off to sleep.
#188 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
i see that you are quite popular with giffy
anyway
i can't figure out how to fuse two images and thenn immediately drop them on final picture.
User avatar #190 to #188 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
So anyway, it's fairly simple with photoshop, but if you want I can do that for you real quick.

If you're using photoshop then I can explain how to do it.. I don't know how on anything else.
#192 to #190 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
#2
make #1 mirrored amd make it fit with #3 on the head obviously using grey/black/light gold. amd then, put the skeleton head from #2 on the hat. not on top.


might be a bit too mich to ask.
User avatar #195 to #192 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Ok, you want just the skull on the hat, or the whole emblem?
And where do you want it on the hat? On the front? You want it to be on the end of the tail thing?

I can easily do this, just wanting to know exactly what you want everything.
#196 to #195 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
cant believe this is happening
Make the hat light gold and black
i want just the skull on the end of the hat
User avatar #197 to #196 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Would you like the spikes around the skull too? Or JUST the skull.
#199 to #198 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Here ya' go.
#210 to #199 - megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
Still have the christmas hat? i want to put it on other images.
User avatar #211 to #210 - darthblam (06/21/2015) [-]
Darn. Shoulda saved the hat and skull together...
But sure, I can do it.
#212 to #211 - megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
You're a white millionnaire in a black hood.
You're a white millionnaire in a black hood.
#213 to #212 - darthblam (06/21/2015) [-]
Here ya' go, again.
#214 to #213 - megpoidgumibear (06/21/2015) [-]
That's great.   
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
That's great.
since i want to start editimg myself, could i have the hat with skull only?
#200 to #199 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
That is 			*******		 PERFECT   
what can i say? how long did it take to make?
That is ******* PERFECT
what can i say? how long did it take to make?
#203 to #200 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Like, this took me close to an hour because I had to take Chris Pratt out of his original gif frame by frame by hand.
While I made it easier on myself by pretty much halving the frame rate, it still takes a while and a fair amount of patience.
This was also the first time I've done something like this.
#204 to #203 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
It's easy but takes ********* of time
i can relate.
User avatar #205 to #204 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
The hard part only comes with wanting to find an easier way to do it..
When that fails, you do it the long way...
User avatar #206 to #205 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
and making the long way shorter by making the end product badder...
Also, are you using CC?
User avatar #207 to #206 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
CC?
Not sure what that is. I use Adobe Photoshop.
#209 to #207 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
Oh. it's useful for on the go, CC. can't recall any link, try searching CC cloud photo editor or something.
User avatar #208 to #207 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
CS6*
User avatar #201 to #200 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
about 10 minutes, I guess. I started as soon as you replied with the cat.
It's easy, really.
Shopping pictures, especially those with minor details, is easy peezy.
The stuff that gets a little difficult and time consuming is editing gifs and high resolution stuff..
#202 to #201 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
best i can do is take parts of a picture and rainbow-ify them.
User avatar #189 to #188 - darthblam (06/20/2015) [-]
Whoops, sorry about the comment on your profile, didn't notice you already left this..
#194 to #189 - megpoidgumibear (06/20/2015) [-]
My dog doesn't think that this is a problem.
User avatar #185 - RipperMan (03/30/2015) [-]
sent to you by giffy.

Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif

i just want to see the liquid swirling.
#186 to #185 - darthblam (03/30/2015) [-]
This good?
This good?
User avatar #187 to #186 - RipperMan (03/30/2015) [-]
yeah, thanks
#182 - mrpotatofudge (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb

#183 to #182 - darthblam (03/29/2015) [-]
Sorry for the late reply, but how's this?
Sorry for the late reply, but how's this?
User avatar #184 to #183 - mrpotatofudge (03/29/2015) [-]
beautiful thank you
#180 - newpulse (02/24/2015) [-]
Top gun cat
#177 - oneofthefacksuhate (02/11/2015) [-]
let me love you
#175 to #174 - darthblam (02/03/2015) [-]
Alright, this seems to work.
I turned up the contrast and brightness a little, added an anisotropic diffuse filter, then turned the saturation down a little.

This is might be about the best I can do without going in and editing out all the stuff by hand.
User avatar #176 to #175 - newpulse (02/03/2015) [-]
This looks great! Thanks man. I own you one.
User avatar #163 to #162 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Hey, how's it going Nate?
Assuming you're the same Nate that's had a couple dozen different Nathan Drake accounts.
User avatar #164 to #163 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
User avatar #165 to #164 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Cool. So what's up?
User avatar #166 to #165 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
User avatar #167 to #166 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Nope. Been here the whole time.
No where else to go, nothing else to do...
User avatar #168 to #167 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
sun left though i think
User avatar #169 to #168 - darthblam (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah.. I remember that guy I think. Haven't seen him in a long time.
There's a couple old guys that don't exist anymore.
User avatar #170 to #169 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
User avatar #171 to #170 - darthblam (02/01/2015) [-]
I can't remember their names really.. just that they were there and now they aren't.
Like Sunset.
User avatar #172 to #171 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
User avatar #173 to #172 - darthblam (02/01/2015) [-]
Then sleep man, I ain't going anywhere.
#148 to #145 - darthblam (01/14/2015) [-]
The guy you wanted to mentor, silly.
User avatar #146 to #145 - giffythetoad (01/14/2015) [-]
Oh wait, no, you're that dude. x3
User avatar #147 to #146 - giffythetoad (01/14/2015) [-]
hai ;3
#144 - hueman (12/21/2014) [-]
And a happy new year
And a happy new year
User avatar #140 - gugek (11/07/2014) [-]
Good morning! Have a good day today :-]
#141 to #140 - darthblam (11/07/2014) [-]
Thank you.
You too, pal.
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