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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: DarthBlam
X-box Gamertag: DarthBlam
Date Signed Up:6/16/2011
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:Texas
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Hey, how's it going man? Go ahead and make yourself at home. I'll be in the other room if you need me.

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#21 - Because it's happened a few times over the last couple decades…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Take it easy, man 0
#27 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
Are all of you fucking dense? I'm talking about the fact that you have entire classrooms where there's only one white kid. That's the comparison I'm making, you fucking illiterate tards.
#46 - I was kind of hoping he'd kind of chuck the shark like an unde… 7 hours ago on I'm coming to eat you 0
#82 - What the **** is this grimdark edgy ********* ?  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Courage +4
#87 - jaylenthepaintstic (7 hours ago) [-]
Ur mom.
#240 - The only one out of all these that actually looks good is the … 7 hours ago on Good bye baby face pt. 2 0
#237 - Agreed. 7 hours ago on Good bye baby face pt. 2 0
#23 - No problem. If the hands weren't so blurry I might have tr… 8 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#21 - I felt like it'd be a bit better with an open mouth. What do y…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on (untitled) 0
User avatar #22 - raptorjesusdiedfor (8 hours ago) [-]
LOL I love it man thanks!
User avatar #23 - darthblam (8 hours ago) [-]
No problem.
If the hands weren't so blurry I might have tried to have them go over the face as they wave but.. yeah.
#17 - Give me a raptor face you want on it and I can give it a try.  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#20 - raptorjesusdiedfor (8 hours ago) [-]
#21 - darthblam (8 hours ago) [-]
I felt like it'd be a bit better with an open mouth. What do you think?
User avatar #22 - raptorjesusdiedfor (8 hours ago) [-]
LOL I love it man thanks!
User avatar #23 - darthblam (8 hours ago) [-]
No problem.
If the hands weren't so blurry I might have tried to have them go over the face as they wave but.. yeah.
#63 - We did make quite a few of them..  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR 0
#86 - ohemgeezus (5 hours ago) [-]
shitty ones
#104 - with how dry it is*  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on not rare enough 0
User avatar #106 - brutallyhonest (23 hours ago) [-]
I don't care, it tastes good to me. And to have it bloody, or even juicy, is gross to me. Both, for steaks, and burgers. All preference though, I suppose.

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#187 - darthblam ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #185 - RipperMan ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
sent to you by giffy.

Do you think you can cut out everything past the "wtf" part?
whoisrjclarke.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/fairy_jizz.gif

i just want to see the liquid swirling.
#186 to #185 - darthblam ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
This good?
This good?
User avatar #187 to #186 - RipperMan ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
yeah, thanks
#182 - mrpotatofudge ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb
giffy told me to ask you if you could turn the upvote imgur crap in this gif with the thumb

#183 to #182 - darthblam ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Sorry for the late reply, but how's this?
Sorry for the late reply, but how's this?
User avatar #184 to #183 - mrpotatofudge ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
beautiful thank you
#180 - newpulse ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Top gun cat
#177 - oneofthefacksuhate (02/11/2015) [-]
let me love you
#178 to #177 - darthblam ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
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#174 - newpulse ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
#175 to #174 - darthblam ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
Alright, this seems to work.
I turned up the contrast and brightness a little, added an anisotropic diffuse filter, then turned the saturation down a little.

This is might be about the best I can do without going in and editing out all the stuff by hand.
User avatar #176 to #175 - newpulse ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
This looks great! Thanks man. I own you one.
User avatar #163 to #162 - darthblam ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Hey, how's it going Nate?
Assuming you're the same Nate that's had a couple dozen different Nathan Drake accounts.
User avatar #164 to #163 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
yes thats me
and no i dont do that anymore
im done with that
User avatar #165 to #164 - darthblam ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Cool. So what's up?
User avatar #166 to #165 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
just wanted to see if the users i met three years ago are still around
im surprised
thought you left
User avatar #167 to #166 - darthblam ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Nope. Been here the whole time.
No where else to go, nothing else to do...
User avatar #168 to #167 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
sun left though i think
User avatar #169 to #168 - darthblam ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah.. I remember that guy I think. Haven't seen him in a long time.
There's a couple old guys that don't exist anymore.
User avatar #170 to #169 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
im really i took so long to reply
who are the old ones
User avatar #171 to #170 - darthblam ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
I can't remember their names really.. just that they were there and now they aren't.
Like Sunset.
User avatar #172 to #171 - totallynatedrake ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
oh man
wish i could talk to you more
but im extremely tred
User avatar #173 to #172 - darthblam ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Then sleep man, I ain't going anywhere.
#148 to #145 - darthblam ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
The guy you wanted to mentor, silly.
User avatar #146 to #145 - giffythetoad (01/14/2015) [-]
Oh wait, no, you're that dude. x3
User avatar #147 to #146 - giffythetoad (01/14/2015) [-]
hai ;3
#144 - hueman (12/21/2014) [-]
And a happy new year
And a happy new year
#142 - darthblam ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #140 - gugek ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Good morning! Have a good day today :-]
#141 to #140 - darthblam ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Thank you.
You too, pal.
#139 - darthblam ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
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#132 - darthblam ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
#131 to #130 - darthblam ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You are a saint, sir.
You are a saint, sir.
User avatar #126 - scatmanjohn (12/23/2013) [-]
Instead of a normal secret santa gift, I'll give you something better.
Decypher homework!
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#127 to #126 - darthblam ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
"I love you."
User avatar #128 to #127 - scatmanjohn (12/23/2013) [-]
happy christmas
#129 to #128 - darthblam ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
To you as well, good sir.
#125 - darthblam ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Just for some friends, if anyone happens by and wonders why.
User avatar #124 to #123 - darthblam ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
Haha, I wasn't expecting that. That's cool man.

If you need more material I could try to remember some other misadventures of mine in Skyrim.
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