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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:7/07/2011
Last Login:2/09/2015
Location:thunder bay Ontario canada
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Total Comments Made:17
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looking to make my career in comedy hope this is a start. hoping for a few good laughs :P

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#18 - whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? ones…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2013 on post your most brutal joke +72
User avatar #329 - witislimited (06/28/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a priest and pedobear?

One of them is a bear.
User avatar #272 - anthonyh (06/28/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of babies?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork

What's better than nine babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to nine trees

How do you fit a thousand babies into a phone booth?
A blender
How do you get them out?

How do you keep a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off of its head

How do you keep a baby from running in circles?
Nail its other foot to the ground

How do you stop a baby that fell off a cliff?
A pitchfork
User avatar #77 - meathooksodomy (06/27/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on the trampoline.
#27 - anonexplains (06/27/2013) [-]
whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
black people actually care about their watermelons
#2 - sees two girls kissing 02/21/2012 on When he found that Heaven... 0
#2 - LOLOL Hopsin is everywhere :O 12/03/2011 on Clever Virgin 0


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