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#24 - canadian* and i need a pic first to see what condition it is i…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker -1
User avatar #25 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Nice try. How do I know you're not secretly my form tutor or something like that? =.=
User avatar #26 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
well for starters i dont know what that is and i dont speak fancy like you englanders do
User avatar #27 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Uhm.
Do you guys have um. Homeroom?
It's like that.
Form = Homeroom
Form tutor = teacher of said homeroom.
Uhm.
I have no idea what I'm saying.
User avatar #28 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
oh yes im your homeroom teacher im mr. gergory smith the third all birtish have names like that right?
User avatar #29 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Uh.
No. Not really. The most common name in my year is Jack for guys and Emily for girls.
I'm the only me in my school.


I think I just accidentally sense.
User avatar #30 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
ok i need to shower im talking to a girl and im getting all sweaty brb
User avatar #31 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
BAHA xD
Alrighty, have fun with your shower, Mr. Canadian, whom, if I may surmise at your name, is called Gregory perhaps maybe?
User avatar #32 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
nope im drew and it was a fantastic shower thank you
User avatar #33 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Well, a pleasure to meet you, Drew.
look at me being ever the cordial Englishwoman. Let's go drink tea from dainty little teacups, shall we? HOW ABOUT NO I LIKE COFFEE THANK YOU.
I'm Chrissi. ^-^
User avatar #34 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
all i got out of that was your name anyways nice to meet you chrissi
#37 - N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-]
what an amazing read. My name is Joe and I'm american... as if anyone cares
User avatar #46 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Enjoying your McDonalds?
User avatar #39 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
nope
User avatar #35 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
xD It's something a lot of people seem to assume about the British - we're obsessive about tea. I hate tea.
ANARCHY IN THE UK. Obviously.
Anyway, yeah. I rarely make sense anyway xD
#53 - graphenz (09/24/2012) [-]
The fuck dudette?
User avatar #36 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
ya haha i can see that! anyways i love tea and hate coffee so now what?
User avatar #38 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll give you my tea and you can give me your coffee. That's what.
#21 - ill buy it off you 20$ ?  [+] (20 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker -1
User avatar #23 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Or, you know, you could just give me a set of Avengers comics.
User avatar #22 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
British, your American moneys are of little use to me.
Make it £20 and I might consider.
User avatar #24 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
canadian* and i need a pic first to see what condition it is in first before i pay that much money
User avatar #25 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Nice try. How do I know you're not secretly my form tutor or something like that? =.=
User avatar #26 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
well for starters i dont know what that is and i dont speak fancy like you englanders do
User avatar #27 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Uhm.
Do you guys have um. Homeroom?
It's like that.
Form = Homeroom
Form tutor = teacher of said homeroom.
Uhm.
I have no idea what I'm saying.
User avatar #28 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
oh yes im your homeroom teacher im mr. gergory smith the third all birtish have names like that right?
User avatar #29 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Uh.
No. Not really. The most common name in my year is Jack for guys and Emily for girls.
I'm the only me in my school.


I think I just accidentally sense.
User avatar #30 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
ok i need to shower im talking to a girl and im getting all sweaty brb
User avatar #31 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
BAHA xD
Alrighty, have fun with your shower, Mr. Canadian, whom, if I may surmise at your name, is called Gregory perhaps maybe?
User avatar #32 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
nope im drew and it was a fantastic shower thank you
User avatar #33 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Well, a pleasure to meet you, Drew.
look at me being ever the cordial Englishwoman. Let's go drink tea from dainty little teacups, shall we? HOW ABOUT NO I LIKE COFFEE THANK YOU.
I'm Chrissi. ^-^
User avatar #34 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
all i got out of that was your name anyways nice to meet you chrissi
#37 - N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-]
what an amazing read. My name is Joe and I'm american... as if anyone cares
User avatar #46 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Enjoying your McDonalds?
User avatar #39 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
nope
User avatar #35 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
xD It's something a lot of people seem to assume about the British - we're obsessive about tea. I hate tea.
ANARCHY IN THE UK. Obviously.
Anyway, yeah. I rarely make sense anyway xD
#53 - graphenz (09/24/2012) [-]
The fuck dudette?
User avatar #36 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
ya haha i can see that! anyways i love tea and hate coffee so now what?
User avatar #38 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll give you my tea and you can give me your coffee. That's what.
#19 - good you keep that smelly bleeding dick magnet to yourself  [+] (22 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker -1
User avatar #20 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
....Actually, I'd rather not have it. It's a pain in the ass.
User avatar #21 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
ill buy it off you 20$ ?
User avatar #23 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Or, you know, you could just give me a set of Avengers comics.
User avatar #22 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
British, your American moneys are of little use to me.
Make it £20 and I might consider.
User avatar #24 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
canadian* and i need a pic first to see what condition it is in first before i pay that much money
User avatar #25 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Nice try. How do I know you're not secretly my form tutor or something like that? =.=
User avatar #26 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
well for starters i dont know what that is and i dont speak fancy like you englanders do
User avatar #27 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Uhm.
Do you guys have um. Homeroom?
It's like that.
Form = Homeroom
Form tutor = teacher of said homeroom.
Uhm.
I have no idea what I'm saying.
User avatar #28 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
oh yes im your homeroom teacher im mr. gergory smith the third all birtish have names like that right?
User avatar #29 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Uh.
No. Not really. The most common name in my year is Jack for guys and Emily for girls.
I'm the only me in my school.


I think I just accidentally sense.
User avatar #30 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
ok i need to shower im talking to a girl and im getting all sweaty brb
User avatar #31 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
BAHA xD
Alrighty, have fun with your shower, Mr. Canadian, whom, if I may surmise at your name, is called Gregory perhaps maybe?
User avatar #32 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
nope im drew and it was a fantastic shower thank you
User avatar #33 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Well, a pleasure to meet you, Drew.
look at me being ever the cordial Englishwoman. Let's go drink tea from dainty little teacups, shall we? HOW ABOUT NO I LIKE COFFEE THANK YOU.
I'm Chrissi. ^-^
User avatar #34 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
all i got out of that was your name anyways nice to meet you chrissi
#37 - N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-]
what an amazing read. My name is Joe and I'm american... as if anyone cares
User avatar #46 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Enjoying your McDonalds?
User avatar #39 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
nope
User avatar #35 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
xD It's something a lot of people seem to assume about the British - we're obsessive about tea. I hate tea.
ANARCHY IN THE UK. Obviously.
Anyway, yeah. I rarely make sense anyway xD
#53 - graphenz (09/24/2012) [-]
The fuck dudette?
User avatar #36 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
ya haha i can see that! anyways i love tea and hate coffee so now what?
User avatar #38 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll give you my tea and you can give me your coffee. That's what.
#17 - eww a girl get away my virginity is mine  [+] (24 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker -2
User avatar #18 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
*ahem*
"eww a virgin get away my vagina is mine"
User avatar #19 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
good you keep that smelly bleeding dick magnet to yourself
User avatar #20 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
....Actually, I'd rather not have it. It's a pain in the ass.
User avatar #21 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
ill buy it off you 20$ ?
User avatar #23 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Or, you know, you could just give me a set of Avengers comics.
User avatar #22 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
British, your American moneys are of little use to me.
Make it £20 and I might consider.
User avatar #24 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
canadian* and i need a pic first to see what condition it is in first before i pay that much money
User avatar #25 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Nice try. How do I know you're not secretly my form tutor or something like that? =.=
User avatar #26 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
well for starters i dont know what that is and i dont speak fancy like you englanders do
User avatar #27 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Uhm.
Do you guys have um. Homeroom?
It's like that.
Form = Homeroom
Form tutor = teacher of said homeroom.
Uhm.
I have no idea what I'm saying.
User avatar #28 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
oh yes im your homeroom teacher im mr. gergory smith the third all birtish have names like that right?
User avatar #29 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Uh.
No. Not really. The most common name in my year is Jack for guys and Emily for girls.
I'm the only me in my school.


I think I just accidentally sense.
User avatar #30 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
ok i need to shower im talking to a girl and im getting all sweaty brb
User avatar #31 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
BAHA xD
Alrighty, have fun with your shower, Mr. Canadian, whom, if I may surmise at your name, is called Gregory perhaps maybe?
User avatar #32 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
nope im drew and it was a fantastic shower thank you
User avatar #33 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Well, a pleasure to meet you, Drew.
look at me being ever the cordial Englishwoman. Let's go drink tea from dainty little teacups, shall we? HOW ABOUT NO I LIKE COFFEE THANK YOU.
I'm Chrissi. ^-^
User avatar #34 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
all i got out of that was your name anyways nice to meet you chrissi
#37 - N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-]
what an amazing read. My name is Joe and I'm american... as if anyone cares
User avatar #46 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
Enjoying your McDonalds?
User avatar #39 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
nope
User avatar #35 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
xD It's something a lot of people seem to assume about the British - we're obsessive about tea. I hate tea.
ANARCHY IN THE UK. Obviously.
Anyway, yeah. I rarely make sense anyway xD
#53 - graphenz (09/24/2012) [-]
The fuck dudette?
User avatar #36 - darktoucan (09/24/2012) [-]
ya haha i can see that! anyways i love tea and hate coffee so now what?
User avatar #38 - infernalinsolence (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll give you my tea and you can give me your coffee. That's what.
#181 - the joke is that its the same person right? 09/24/2012 on America +8
#180 - thay are both british you retard op 09/24/2012 on America 0
#21 - i thought they were smoking a joint at first 09/24/2012 on What the Fuck Comp. #2 +2
#25 - why did you have to state she was Chinese it has nothing to do…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2012 on manbag +82
User avatar #28 - zombiestookmybike (09/24/2012) [-]
i read that as 'chinese food with my friend'. it makes less sense now i know what it really says
#149 - mr rogers in a blood stained sweater  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2012 on the betrayal +3
User avatar #176 - rawrbowwow (09/24/2012) [-]

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...


of Ultimate Destiny.



I wanted to join in, but you guys got all the good parts...
#54 - ops name has pony in it without his knowledge 09/24/2012 on charles +1
#253 - DBZ. naruto is gay as fuck 09/24/2012 on A hard choice -1
#247 - and then there is kyle  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Identical Twins +100
#591 - mennopauze (09/24/2012) [-]
FUCK KYLE!

hope someone gets the reference
User avatar #285 - sketchbrah (09/24/2012) [-]
He is a perfect example of a hero.
He doesn't look like the others,act like the others,he is not a sheep of society.
He is the outcast,the vigilante,the one who can make a choice no one else can.
He is....



The non twin


Just kidding,that'd be fucking gay.
He is......



THE DARK KNIGHT
#266 - N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-]
He looks more like a Keith?
User avatar #262 - ThePrecious (09/24/2012) [-]
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker
#261 - N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-]
c-c-combo breaker
User avatar #260 - jackassforlife (09/24/2012) [-]
That fucker ruined it for everyone.
#147 - was this meant to be not funny? 09/24/2012 on Lamebook +2
#5 - what? she was trying to steal his wallet 09/22/2012 on title 0
#37 - freedom, friends and popularity. i feel like i should be watch… 09/22/2012 on Wwwaaaiittt 0
#28 - not funny oc 09/22/2012 on random fj story 0
#3 - i hate it when my hair changes when i get the shit beat out of me 09/22/2012 on Cookies! -3
#2360 - **darktoucan rolls 8,996,198** 09/22/2012 on The SuburbanTurban FJ Lottery 0
#591 - **darktoucan rolls 116** blow me 09/22/2012 on Pat Pat 0
#28 - phil fucked the pooch 09/22/2012 on The Supervisor 0
#27 - source? if this matches the video 09/20/2012 on MFW -1
#36 - id ask for more acid 09/19/2012 on To make you think 0
#60 - great now i must fap.... 09/17/2012 on Best Wife Ever 0
#127 - i like people as stupid as you, makes me feel better about how… 09/17/2012 on Australians 0
#54 - korra does just right up there. jeez its like you diddent even… 09/17/2012 on real smooth Korra +9
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#43 - joshofsouls Comment deleted by darktoucan [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - darktoucan (08/10/2012) [-]
i realised i was wrong. sorry i called you a thumb whore
User avatar #45 to #44 - joshofsouls (08/10/2012) [-]
Hha, it's cool.
I didn't really take offence to it in the first place.
#41 - legitturtle **User deleted account** (08/07/2012) [-]
Hugs!
User avatar #42 to #41 - darktoucan (08/07/2012) [-]
oh yea <3
User avatar #34 - madeyoulooknana (05/30/2012) [-]
Dude ur name is Daren Thompson, my names Whitney. About 2 years ago, u said ur full name in a comment to someone else that I happened to see. The content of the page the comment was posted on, coincidentally, was about how someone said their full name on the internet and then got fucked with. So I figured what the hell and thought I'd give it a go. I got bored about 1 week into it lol There you go
#9 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/19/2010) [-]
nice as ever I see
User avatar #10 to #21 - darktoucan (07/20/2010) [-]
i wassent tryen to be a dick i just meant it would be easyer if you looked up AND who ARE you
#11 to #22 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/20/2010) [-]
Im your best friend :3
User avatar #12 to #23 - darktoucan (07/20/2010) [-]
MOM lol no
#13 to #24 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/20/2010) [-]
how fucking weird would that be?! lmfao but your close(?)
User avatar #14 to #25 - darktoucan (07/20/2010) [-]
how would that be close
#15 to #26 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/20/2010) [-]
im always with you Mr.Thompson. ALWAYS.
User avatar #16 to #27 - darktoucan (07/22/2010) [-]
are you my penis?
#17 to #28 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/22/2010) [-]
No. . . I actually exist.
User avatar #18 to #30 - darktoucan (07/22/2010) [-]
ohhh that was a good one but if you know me and live near me then you will know what time it is right now
#20 to #31 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/22/2010) [-]
its too fucking early for these kinds of questions anyhow
#19 to #31 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/22/2010) [-]
Of course I know what time it is, take your pick: HAMMER TIME, PB&J TIME, im more of a strawberry preservative person myself but meh jelly is aiight.
User avatar #21 to #32 - darktoucan (07/22/2010) [-]
are you high?
#22 to #34 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/23/2010) [-]
I dont know. . . are you?
User avatar #23 to #35 - darktoucan (07/24/2010) [-]
yeah srry to much ibuprofine
#24 to #36 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/24/2010) [-]
that shits dangerous be careful. . . wouldnt want you to get hurt before I have a chance to you.
User avatar #25 to #37 - darktoucan (07/25/2010) [-]
????????????????????e had this long conversation and i dont even know you
#26 to #38 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/25/2010) [-]
but you DO know me! thats what makes it funny XD its gonna click @ some point and ur gonna shit brix.
User avatar #27 to #39 - darktoucan (07/27/2010) [-]
JOEY,YONY,LOGAN,FRASHER I THINK ITS FRASHER,DANIEL,NICK,DEVON were any of these correct
User avatar #30 to #41 - darktoucan (01/07/2012) [-]
i must know
User avatar #29 to #41 - darktoucan (01/05/2012) [-]
can u tell me who you are now

User avatar #31 to #44 - madeyoulooknana (02/05/2012) [-]
Oh my god, its been almost 2 years since we talked on here. I would have said fuck it by now, and left it as a long forgotten mystery of FJ! You just dont give up do you? Typical Drew
#7 - MadeYouLookNaNa (07/18/2010) [-]
hey drew :3 since when did you get an account dude?
User avatar #8 to #18 - darktoucan (07/19/2010) [-]
look up and who are you
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