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| #24 - canadian* and i need a pic first to see what condition it is i… [+] (17 new replies) | 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker | -1 |
| Nice try. How do I know you're not secretly my form tutor or something like that? =.= well for starters i dont know what that is and i dont speak fancy like you englanders do Uhm. Do you guys have um. Homeroom? It's like that. Form = Homeroom Form tutor = teacher of said homeroom. Uhm. I have no idea what I'm saying. oh yes im your homeroom teacher im mr. gergory smith the third all birtish have names like that right? Uh. No. Not really. The most common name in my year is Jack for guys and Emily for girls. I'm the only me in my school. I think I just accidentally sense. ok i need to shower im talking to a girl and im getting all sweaty brb BAHA xD Alrighty, have fun with your shower, Mr. Canadian, whom, if I may surmise at your name, is called Gregory perhaps maybe? Well, a pleasure to meet you, Drew. look at me being ever the cordial Englishwoman. Let's go drink tea from dainty little teacups, shall we? HOW ABOUT NO I LIKE COFFEE THANK YOU. I'm Chrissi. ^-^ all i got out of that was your name anyways nice to meet you chrissi #37 -
N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-] what an amazing read. My name is Joe and I'm american... as if anyone cares xD It's something a lot of people seem to assume about the British - we're obsessive about tea. I hate tea. ANARCHY IN THE UK. Obviously. Anyway, yeah. I rarely make sense anyway xD ya haha i can see that! anyways i love tea and hate coffee so now what? I'll give you my tea and you can give me your coffee. That's what. | ||
| #21 - ill buy it off you 20$ ? [+] (20 new replies) | 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker | -1 |
| Or, you know, you could just give me a set of Avengers comics. British, your American moneys are of little use to me. Make it £20 and I might consider. canadian* and i need a pic first to see what condition it is in first before i pay that much money Nice try. How do I know you're not secretly my form tutor or something like that? =.= well for starters i dont know what that is and i dont speak fancy like you englanders do Uhm. Do you guys have um. Homeroom? It's like that. Form = Homeroom Form tutor = teacher of said homeroom. Uhm. I have no idea what I'm saying. oh yes im your homeroom teacher im mr. gergory smith the third all birtish have names like that right? Uh. No. Not really. The most common name in my year is Jack for guys and Emily for girls. I'm the only me in my school. I think I just accidentally sense. ok i need to shower im talking to a girl and im getting all sweaty brb BAHA xD Alrighty, have fun with your shower, Mr. Canadian, whom, if I may surmise at your name, is called Gregory perhaps maybe? Well, a pleasure to meet you, Drew. look at me being ever the cordial Englishwoman. Let's go drink tea from dainty little teacups, shall we? HOW ABOUT NO I LIKE COFFEE THANK YOU. I'm Chrissi. ^-^ all i got out of that was your name anyways nice to meet you chrissi #37 -
N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-] what an amazing read. My name is Joe and I'm american... as if anyone cares xD It's something a lot of people seem to assume about the British - we're obsessive about tea. I hate tea. ANARCHY IN THE UK. Obviously. Anyway, yeah. I rarely make sense anyway xD ya haha i can see that! anyways i love tea and hate coffee so now what? I'll give you my tea and you can give me your coffee. That's what. | ||
| #19 - good you keep that smelly bleeding dick magnet to yourself [+] (22 new replies) | 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker | -1 |
| ....Actually, I'd rather not have it. It's a pain in the ass. Or, you know, you could just give me a set of Avengers comics. British, your American moneys are of little use to me. Make it £20 and I might consider. canadian* and i need a pic first to see what condition it is in first before i pay that much money Nice try. How do I know you're not secretly my form tutor or something like that? =.= well for starters i dont know what that is and i dont speak fancy like you englanders do Uhm. Do you guys have um. Homeroom? It's like that. Form = Homeroom Form tutor = teacher of said homeroom. Uhm. I have no idea what I'm saying. oh yes im your homeroom teacher im mr. gergory smith the third all birtish have names like that right? Uh. No. Not really. The most common name in my year is Jack for guys and Emily for girls. I'm the only me in my school. I think I just accidentally sense. ok i need to shower im talking to a girl and im getting all sweaty brb BAHA xD Alrighty, have fun with your shower, Mr. Canadian, whom, if I may surmise at your name, is called Gregory perhaps maybe? Well, a pleasure to meet you, Drew. look at me being ever the cordial Englishwoman. Let's go drink tea from dainty little teacups, shall we? HOW ABOUT NO I LIKE COFFEE THANK YOU. I'm Chrissi. ^-^ all i got out of that was your name anyways nice to meet you chrissi #37 -
N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-] what an amazing read. My name is Joe and I'm american... as if anyone cares xD It's something a lot of people seem to assume about the British - we're obsessive about tea. I hate tea. ANARCHY IN THE UK. Obviously. Anyway, yeah. I rarely make sense anyway xD ya haha i can see that! anyways i love tea and hate coffee so now what? I'll give you my tea and you can give me your coffee. That's what. | ||
| #17 - eww a girl get away my virginity is mine [+] (24 new replies) | 09/24/2012 on Gobble Gobble Motherfucker | -2 |
| ....Actually, I'd rather not have it. It's a pain in the ass. Or, you know, you could just give me a set of Avengers comics. British, your American moneys are of little use to me. Make it £20 and I might consider. canadian* and i need a pic first to see what condition it is in first before i pay that much money Nice try. How do I know you're not secretly my form tutor or something like that? =.= well for starters i dont know what that is and i dont speak fancy like you englanders do Uhm. Do you guys have um. Homeroom? It's like that. Form = Homeroom Form tutor = teacher of said homeroom. Uhm. I have no idea what I'm saying. oh yes im your homeroom teacher im mr. gergory smith the third all birtish have names like that right? Uh. No. Not really. The most common name in my year is Jack for guys and Emily for girls. I'm the only me in my school. I think I just accidentally sense. ok i need to shower im talking to a girl and im getting all sweaty brb BAHA xD Alrighty, have fun with your shower, Mr. Canadian, whom, if I may surmise at your name, is called Gregory perhaps maybe? Well, a pleasure to meet you, Drew. look at me being ever the cordial Englishwoman. Let's go drink tea from dainty little teacups, shall we? HOW ABOUT NO I LIKE COFFEE THANK YOU. I'm Chrissi. ^-^ all i got out of that was your name anyways nice to meet you chrissi #37 -
N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-] what an amazing read. My name is Joe and I'm american... as if anyone cares xD It's something a lot of people seem to assume about the British - we're obsessive about tea. I hate tea. ANARCHY IN THE UK. Obviously. Anyway, yeah. I rarely make sense anyway xD ya haha i can see that! anyways i love tea and hate coffee so now what? I'll give you my tea and you can give me your coffee. That's what. | ||
| #181 - the joke is that its the same person right? | 09/24/2012 on America | +8 |
| #180 - thay are both british you retard op | 09/24/2012 on America | 0 |
| #21 - i thought they were smoking a joint at first | 09/24/2012 on What the Fuck Comp. #2 | +2 |
| #25 - why did you have to state she was Chinese it has nothing to do… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/24/2012 on manbag | +82 |
| i read that as 'chinese food with my friend'. it makes less sense now i know what it really says | ||
| #149 - mr rogers in a blood stained sweater [+] (1 new reply) | 09/24/2012 on the betrayal | +3 |
| This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny. I wanted to join in, but you guys got all the good parts... | ||
| #54 - ops name has pony in it without his knowledge | 09/24/2012 on charles | +1 |
| #253 - DBZ. naruto is gay as fuck | 09/24/2012 on A hard choice | -1 |
| #247 - and then there is kyle [+] (6 new replies) | 09/24/2012 on Identical Twins | +100 |
| He is a perfect example of a hero. He doesn't look like the others,act like the others,he is not a sheep of society. He is the outcast,the vigilante,the one who can make a choice no one else can. He is.... The non twin Just kidding,that'd be fucking gay. He is...... THE DARK KNIGHT | ||
| #147 - was this meant to be not funny? | 09/24/2012 on Lamebook | +2 |
| #5 - what? she was trying to steal his wallet | 09/22/2012 on title | 0 |
| #37 - freedom, friends and popularity. i feel like i should be watch… | 09/22/2012 on Wwwaaaiittt | 0 |
| #28 - not funny oc | 09/22/2012 on random fj story | 0 |
| #3 - i hate it when my hair changes when i get the shit beat out of me | 09/22/2012 on Cookies! | -3 |
| #2360 - **darktoucan rolls 8,996,198** | 09/22/2012 on The SuburbanTurban FJ Lottery | 0 |
| #591 - **darktoucan rolls 116** blow me | 09/22/2012 on Pat Pat | 0 |
| #28 - phil fucked the pooch | 09/22/2012 on The Supervisor | 0 |
| #27 - source? if this matches the video | 09/20/2012 on MFW | -1 |
| #36 - id ask for more acid | 09/19/2012 on To make you think | 0 |
| #60 - great now i must fap.... | 09/17/2012 on Best Wife Ever | 0 |
| #127 - i like people as stupid as you, makes me feel better about how… | 09/17/2012 on Australians | 0 |
| #54 - korra does just right up there. jeez its like you diddent even… | 09/17/2012 on real smooth Korra | +9 |
Dude ur name is Daren Thompson, my names Whitney. About 2 years ago, u said ur full name in a comment to someone else that I happened to see. The content of the page the comment was posted on, coincidentally, was about how someone said their full name on the internet and then got fucked with. So I figured what the hell and thought I'd give it a go. I got bored about 1 week into it lol There you go

