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darktoucan

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Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:2/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#10348
Highest Content Rank:#7742
Highest Comment Rank:#809
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Content Views:182048
Times Content Favorited:129 times
Total Comments Made:3833
FJ Points:7857
Favorite Tags: ASS (19)

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#44 - Picture 7 hours ago on Nightmare +10
#242 - Picture 8 hours ago on A cat id fine too +2
#239 - like your whore mom 8 hours ago on A cat id fine too +1
#236 - llamas are where its at bro  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on A cat id fine too +4
User avatar #238 - jjvoodoo (8 hours ago) [-]
oh fuck thats hot
#242 - darktoucan (8 hours ago) [-]
#42 - i wont really until i get a wife or i can get a way to h…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Nightmare 0
#61 - anonexplains (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna laugh when you turn 26 and your paternal instincts kick in, leaving you with only the option of an adopted kid who's got the genes of someone who just throws away their own kid. That or putting someone elses sperm in your lady.
#56 - synthane (6 hours ago) [-]
You know, uh, you won't quite be "functional" down there without your testicles, right?
#41 - your mom pays for my testicles twice a week 8 hours ago on Nightmare +1
#39 - just one..... for now.  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Nightmare 0
#40 - imdan (8 hours ago) [-]
Don't do it man, this certain parts of your body you really shouldn't part with. Unless your going for the customized sex option, you'll regret selling a nut.
User avatar #42 - darktoucan (8 hours ago) [-]
i wont really until i get a wife or i can get a way to have testicle like balls put in my scrotum
#61 - anonexplains (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna laugh when you turn 26 and your paternal instincts kick in, leaving you with only the option of an adopted kid who's got the genes of someone who just throws away their own kid. That or putting someone elses sperm in your lady.
#56 - synthane (6 hours ago) [-]
You know, uh, you won't quite be "functional" down there without your testicles, right?
#48 - do you really know me?  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on darktoucan's profile 0
#49 - jollypiratedonut (6 hours ago) [-]
ye mang we go way back
#92 - wow that sucks, i wish i could go to a game super bad. 8 hours ago on Clever guy 0
#90 - ya only bad thing is the tickets for the games are expensive a…  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Clever guy 0
#91 - hmeyer (8 hours ago) [-]
unfortunately thats about how high the prices are for games in my area are too
User avatar #92 - darktoucan (8 hours ago) [-]
wow that sucks, i wish i could go to a game super bad.

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User avatar #48 to #47 - darktoucan ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
do you really know me?
#49 to #48 - jollypiratedonut (6 hours ago) [-]
ye mang we go way back
#43 - joshofsouls Comment deleted by darktoucan [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - darktoucan ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
i realised i was wrong. sorry i called you a thumb whore
User avatar #45 to #44 - joshofsouls (08/10/2012) [-]
Hha, it's cool.
I didn't really take offence to it in the first place.
#41 - legitturtle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - darktoucan ONLINE (08/07/2012) [-]
oh yea <3
User avatar #34 - madeyoulooknana (05/30/2012) [-]
Dude ur name is Daren Thompson, my names Whitney. About 2 years ago, u said ur full name in a comment to someone else that I happened to see. The content of the page the comment was posted on, coincidentally, was about how someone said their full name on the internet and then got ****** with. So I figured what the hell and thought I'd give it a go. I got bored about 1 week into it lol There you go
#9 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
nice as ever I see
User avatar #10 to #21 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/20/2010) [-]
i wassent tryen to be a dick i just meant it would be easyer if you looked up AND who ARE you
#11 to #22 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
Im your best friend :3
User avatar #12 to #23 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/20/2010) [-]
MOM lol no
#13 to #24 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
how ******* weird would that be?! lmfao but your close(?)
User avatar #14 to #25 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/20/2010) [-]
how would that be close
#15 to #26 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
im always with you Mr.Thompson. ALWAYS.
User avatar #16 to #27 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/22/2010) [-]
are you my penis?
#17 to #28 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
No. . . I actually exist.
User avatar #18 to #30 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/22/2010) [-]
ohhh that was a good one but if you know me and live near me then you will know what time it is right now
#20 to #31 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
its too ******* early for these kinds of questions anyhow
#19 to #31 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Of course I know what time it is, take your pick: HAMMER TIME, PB&J TIME, im more of a strawberry preservative person myself but meh jelly is aiight.
User avatar #21 to #32 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/22/2010) [-]
are you high?
#22 to #34 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
I dont know. . . are you?
User avatar #23 to #35 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/24/2010) [-]
yeah srry to much ibuprofine
#24 to #36 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
that ***** dangerous be careful. . . wouldnt want you to get hurt before I have a chance to you.
User avatar #25 to #37 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/25/2010) [-]
????????????????????e had this long conversation and i dont even know you
#26 to #38 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
but you DO know me! thats what makes it funny XD its gonna click @ some point and ur gonna **** brix.
User avatar #27 to #39 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/27/2010) [-]
JOEY,YONY,LOGAN,FRASHER I THINK ITS FRASHER,DANIEL,NICK,DEVON were any of these correct
#28 to #40 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/27/2010) [-]
nope.
User avatar #30 to #41 - darktoucan ONLINE (01/07/2012) [-]
i must know
User avatar #29 to #41 - darktoucan ONLINE (01/05/2012) [-]
can u tell me who you are now

User avatar #31 to #44 - madeyoulooknana (02/05/2012) [-]
Oh my god, its been almost 2 years since we talked on here. I would have said **** it by now, and left it as a long forgotten mystery of FJ! You just dont give up do you? Typical Drew
#7 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
hey drew :3 since when did you get an account dude?
User avatar #8 to #18 - darktoucan ONLINE (07/19/2010) [-]
look up and who are you
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