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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: PC , X-Box 360 literally a console I owned (RIP RRoD)
Video Games Played: I played or tested nearly every popular game.
Interests: computer,programming stuff,gaming,hardware,fitness,lifting weigths,getting shredded,fire department
Date Signed Up:4/23/2012
Last Login:7/13/2014
Location:Austria not Australia
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The only things you should know about me:

- I'm Austrian (yes, the evil Nazis, you american gits, but not anymore! Learn some history, every damn week I hear someone saying Austrian = Nazi on a server - NUMBNUTS!!), but to be honest: We are still evil, german is the best language to flame/rage/hate on someone else, you should start learning it!

- Besides the fact that I'm evil, I'm a pretty friendly guy to play with (yes, being both at the same time is possible, google "Schizophrenia" :P)


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#157 - For the next time, but nevertheless you deserved a thumb! 02/08/2014 on Expensive Stuff Comp 0
#44 - Yeah because my ******* bathtub is 20 meter long … 01/21/2014 on Useful +1
#22 - Actually freezers are used in cold areas to keep drinks from f…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Salesman of the Year +8
User avatar #28 - teoferrazzi (11/06/2013) [-]
you mean fridges then
User avatar #23 - ottoboys (11/06/2013) [-]
*Warmers*
#36 - At least the magic lamp got the most important part of the text right! 11/06/2013 on Oh Frasier 0
#125 - Yes it is less likely, but in this case, i guess he would die …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2013 on There and back again... +2
User avatar #130 - mitchr (09/30/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir, and you mine.

Although time travel does have two other major problems. For one, if you travel back in time, the course of history assuming of course it is not already determined that you went back in time is forever changed.
If you travel forward in time, then nobody would ever invent anything because you could just travel forward in time and take it from then. This would just compound into a massive paradox and would more or less destroy our society.
#132 - darkthundertwotwo (09/30/2013) [-]
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#122 - Yes but it is also possible that this position is a solid obje…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2013 on There and back again... +2
User avatar #123 - mitchr (09/30/2013) [-]
Well, true, but all of this is moot if the time travel is relative to your position. Well, not entirely moot- you could still travel into a mountain. But it'd be far less likely.
User avatar #125 - darkthundertwotwo (09/30/2013) [-]
Yes it is less likely, but in this case, i guess he would die and I also think that he didn't think of this, if this story is true. Nevertheless I like your idea, take my green thumb!
User avatar #130 - mitchr (09/30/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir, and you mine.

Although time travel does have two other major problems. For one, if you travel back in time, the course of history assuming of course it is not already determined that you went back in time is forever changed.
If you travel forward in time, then nobody would ever invent anything because you could just travel forward in time and take it from then. This would just compound into a massive paradox and would more or less destroy our society.
#132 - darkthundertwotwo (09/30/2013) [-]
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#60 - The real problem with time travelling is that we only could tr…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/30/2013 on There and back again... +2
#78 - mitchr (09/30/2013) [-]
Or this.
User avatar #122 - darkthundertwotwo (09/30/2013) [-]
Yes but it is also possible that this position is a solid object, or a huge star which will destroy the spaceship which the travelers are using.
User avatar #123 - mitchr (09/30/2013) [-]
Well, true, but all of this is moot if the time travel is relative to your position. Well, not entirely moot- you could still travel into a mountain. But it'd be far less likely.
User avatar #125 - darkthundertwotwo (09/30/2013) [-]
Yes it is less likely, but in this case, i guess he would die and I also think that he didn't think of this, if this story is true. Nevertheless I like your idea, take my green thumb!
User avatar #130 - mitchr (09/30/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir, and you mine.

Although time travel does have two other major problems. For one, if you travel back in time, the course of history assuming of course it is not already determined that you went back in time is forever changed.
If you travel forward in time, then nobody would ever invent anything because you could just travel forward in time and take it from then. This would just compound into a massive paradox and would more or less destroy our society.
#132 - darkthundertwotwo (09/30/2013) [-]
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#149 - Damn man... the game in the last pic is Super Mario Bros 3, wh… 09/28/2013 on Gaming as a Kid. 0
#1446 - Picture 09/28/2013 on Pretty Dope Roll Comp 0
#1445 - **darkthundertwotwo rolls 98** don't worry bro, i got this  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Pretty Dope Roll Comp 0
#1446 - darkthundertwotwo (09/28/2013) [-]
#256 - **darkthundertwotwo rolls 86** **** you!  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Pretty Dope Roll Comp 0
User avatar #1176 - diegoanchetalul (09/27/2013) [-]
**diegoanchetalul rolls 61** let me try...
User avatar #1178 - diegoanchetalul (09/27/2013) [-]
well... i failed... sorry
User avatar #1445 - darkthundertwotwo (09/28/2013) [-]
**darkthundertwotwo rolls 98** don't worry bro, i got this
#1446 - darkthundertwotwo (09/28/2013) [-]
#254 - **darkthundertwotwo rolls 45** again? No!  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Pretty Dope Roll Comp +3
User avatar #256 - darkthundertwotwo (09/26/2013) [-]
**darkthundertwotwo rolls 86** Fuck you!
User avatar #1176 - diegoanchetalul (09/27/2013) [-]
**diegoanchetalul rolls 61** let me try...
User avatar #1178 - diegoanchetalul (09/27/2013) [-]
well... i failed... sorry
User avatar #1445 - darkthundertwotwo (09/28/2013) [-]
**darkthundertwotwo rolls 98** don't worry bro, i got this
#1446 - darkthundertwotwo (09/28/2013) [-]
#252 - Comment deleted 09/26/2013 on Pretty Dope Roll Comp 0
#251 - **darkthundertwotwo rolls 44**  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Pretty Dope Roll Comp +19
User avatar #254 - darkthundertwotwo (09/26/2013) [-]
**darkthundertwotwo rolls 45** again? No!
User avatar #256 - darkthundertwotwo (09/26/2013) [-]
**darkthundertwotwo rolls 86** Fuck you!
User avatar #1176 - diegoanchetalul (09/27/2013) [-]
**diegoanchetalul rolls 61** let me try...
User avatar #1178 - diegoanchetalul (09/27/2013) [-]
well... i failed... sorry
User avatar #1445 - darkthundertwotwo (09/28/2013) [-]
**darkthundertwotwo rolls 98** don't worry bro, i got this
#1446 - darkthundertwotwo (09/28/2013) [-]
#252 - darkthundertwotwo has deleted their comment.
#12 - Here is the ghost video for everyone interested: 09/11/2013 on Creepiest Places In The... 0
#91338 - Hey guys, so atm I'm attending a college. I need a job to fina…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #91348 - daryldixon (08/22/2013) [-]
First of all.
Dress like a mother fucking boss
Wear a god damn tie, look fucking fabulous as fuck.
Look like you're about to fucking bend that job interview over the table and FUCK IT IN THE ASSHOLE, okay?
Second of all.
Be generous and kind, laugh at the interviewers jokes, when talking stare straight into his eyes, into his soul.
Know about the job field and be ready to answer any fucking questions he has.
Bring a resume, even if it said don't bring one, fucking bring one.
User avatar #91340 - barrybatsbak (08/22/2013) [-]
aha. always fun a job interview. well i will post what i'm convinved of helped me for job interviews.

1.dress for te occasion, in your case you don't need a complete suit i presume but nonetheless dress sharp!

2. hygene!! take a shower before you go there and fix yourself (shaving/deodorant).

and last thing i can offer you is:
3. enthousiasm! promote yourself in the best way you can imagine and always start of with a handshake to the person you have the interview with!
#269 - Dont let any son of a bitch tell you otherwise--this is your l… 08/01/2013 on Fedora Warning Below 0
#268 - Pick the bodyweight you know you need to be at and eat up to t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on Fedora Warning Below 0
User avatar #269 - darkthundertwotwo (08/01/2013) [-]
Dont let any son of a bitch tell you otherwise--this is your life-Get in that freaking powerack, make that logbook your bitch AND GET IT DONE!"
Dante Trudel
#267 - Good Luck man! with willpower you acn move mountains, here is …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Fedora Warning Below 0
User avatar #268 - darkthundertwotwo (08/01/2013) [-]
Pick the bodyweight you know you need to be at and eat up to that bodyweight while doing cardio and carb cuttoffs to keep lean. Eat like a massive 300lb monster and cardio like a guy who is 8% and your going to end up at 250 jacked!
This is your life, dont listen to those people doubting you, they are going nowhere themselves and want to keep you at their level. Shore up all holes in your regimen. Training, supplementation, diet, sleep, stretching, consistency in all of those is the key. There is no doubt in my mind that I can turn anyone (and i mean anyone) into something special if they are willing to be meticulous, steadfast, and stay the course 100%. Alot of you keep jumping around and doing different things but if you really sit back in your chair and think it all out--YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO! Almost every single guy reading this right now can turn themselves into one of the 5 best bodybuilders in their gym. DO NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER! I had a pack of freinds when I was 20 years old I used to hang with. They dwarfed me. I had by far the worst genetics but I had 50 times the willpower of those guys. One was muscular and naturally shredded, one had incredible genetics and looked like a bodybuilder anyway but when he lifted he got pretty incredible looking, one was 250lbs and a big monster with very limited lifting (lazy), one had slightly better genetics than me and he was also pretty determined. I bypassed all of them in spades, every single one of them because I have a "no fucking way am I going to fail" drive to this sport. The next time you look in the mirror and doubt yourself and get bummed out because your not where you want to be, I want you to remember this post. If you want something bad enough and go at it with the best of your abilities and smarts, you might not become the best, or pro, or top of the class at it, but you will become PRETTY DAMN INCREDIBLE at it, because of your fortitude and hard work.
User avatar #269 - darkthundertwotwo (08/01/2013) [-]
Dont let any son of a bitch tell you otherwise--this is your life-Get in that freaking powerack, make that logbook your bitch AND GET IT DONE!"
Dante Trudel
#131 - Nice repellent gel with nanotechnology. 06/07/2013 on Nanotechnology 0
#19 - Sry for forgetting the Czech Republic mate. When I wrote this …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Flooding in Austria 0
#20 - rawchicken (06/07/2013) [-]
It's no problem mate. We have to brace ourselves now. More rains are comming. Good luck to your friends also.
#4 - Actually Austria AND Germany are affected by these floods. …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Flooding in Austria +1
#5 - rawchicken (06/06/2013) [-]
Not as much as Czech Republic. We exist too you know.
User avatar #19 - darkthundertwotwo (06/06/2013) [-]
Sry for forgetting the Czech Republic mate. When I wrote this comment I only thought about these 2 countries because our media only talks about them, despite we have got friends in your country who talked about your situation. Good Luck.
#20 - rawchicken (06/07/2013) [-]
It's no problem mate. We have to brace ourselves now. More rains are comming. Good luck to your friends also.
#11 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
Shut up Czech
#336 - well if that's how I die... 06/04/2013 on Badluck 0
#335 - **darkthundertwotwo rolled a random image posted in comment …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Badluck 0
User avatar #336 - darkthundertwotwo (06/04/2013) [-]
well if that's how I die...
#334 - Comment deleted 06/04/2013 on Badluck 0
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User avatar #5 - FJCommenter (08/11/2012) [-]
hurr hurr I am master of finances ((Trades Giant Butterfly for your bone))
#1 - FJCommenter (06/20/2012) [-]
I see you play BF3 ... I have a **** ton of experience in jets and I can possibly fly with you some time *brofist*
IGN: HollowXFX
Colonel 6 star

Also heres a reaction image
User avatar #2 to #1 - darkthundertwotwo (06/20/2012) [-]
nice, i added you in battlelog , my name is "Kryo4lex" , see you on the Battlefield , we'll be in touch ;)
User avatar #3 to #2 - FJCommenter (06/20/2012) [-]
Yep I got the request happy flying (close to jet star 11)
User avatar #4 to #3 - darkthundertwotwo (06/23/2012) [-]
Well , im in the UK atm , so we can play in 1 week ok?
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