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Age: 112
Date Signed Up:10/13/2009
Last Login:4/18/2014
Location:Somewhere or other
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Content Ranking:#359
Comment Ranking:#31426
Highest Content Rank:#5
Highest Comment Rank:#1503
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Comment Thumbs: 1465 total,  1563 ,  98
Content Level Progress: 57.29% (5730/10000)
Level 319 Content: Wizard → Level 320 Content: Covered In Thumbs
Comment Level Progress: 65% (65/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:18401 times
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#37 - Exactly, people on funnyjunk whine about tumblr post but I see…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on Nacho +1
#40 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [-]
they just whine in general
#10 - Picture 04/14/2013 on Real 0
#12 - Or perhaps they rely on the readers to have a grasp of the fig… 04/14/2013 on Nacho +5
#6 - No, I mean, what if everybody else heads to the supermarket wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse +2
User avatar #8 - guiguito (04/14/2013) [-]
i would probrably have to clear that place out, think with me, a place full of people, a big place, people inside, so when a outbreak happen, it would be full of zombies.
but if it was full of people, i would say i kept the cookies they kept the meat i keep the blood spiling, or something like that, i am pretty fast so i could gather stuff on hard to reach places.
User avatar #10 - maycontainallergys (04/14/2013) [-]
What about all the fresh food there in a matter of days the power would go out a long with the refrigeration turning that place into a bio hazard in a week
#167 - The users and the DJ 4DM1Ns should mutually depend on each-oth… 04/14/2013 on I see 0
#165 - Everyone's getting awfully dramatic over a bit of porn. I feel… 04/14/2013 on I see 0
#4 - What about all the other people who have the same idea as you?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse +2
User avatar #5 - guiguito (04/14/2013) [-]
they hate me
why would i feel any different from them?
i treat everyone equaly
User avatar #6 - darkslayer (04/14/2013) [-]
No, I mean, what if everybody else heads to the supermarket which is probably what would happen?
User avatar #8 - guiguito (04/14/2013) [-]
i would probrably have to clear that place out, think with me, a place full of people, a big place, people inside, so when a outbreak happen, it would be full of zombies.
but if it was full of people, i would say i kept the cookies they kept the meat i keep the blood spiling, or something like that, i am pretty fast so i could gather stuff on hard to reach places.
User avatar #10 - maycontainallergys (04/14/2013) [-]
What about all the fresh food there in a matter of days the power would go out a long with the refrigeration turning that place into a bio hazard in a week
#2 - Dogging's more...arranged? It happens in large groups, I don't know.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Dogging 0
#3 - highlanderone (04/13/2013) [-]
damn it, we need a dogger here, right now i need a dogger...
#16 - Good idea, I'll bear that in mind in future. 04/13/2013 on Hungry God +2
#56 - It's a wonderful back-up plan, dude. Go for it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Tiny Snake +3
User avatar #57 - gobnick (04/13/2013) [-]
totally, although since i'm a beta motherfucker it'll probably come out "hey, wanna see my tiny snake?" (eyebrows just makin shit worse)
"..i'mmm just gonna go say hi to my friend over there"
"that big, tall, black fellow in the security outfit?"
"that's the one"
#7 - Sorry, man. I think the problem is, a lot of people (like me) … 04/13/2013 on Hell Portal 0
#2 - Picture 04/13/2013 on Parenting of the year. +1
#3 - Sort of. Only 'get out' is used after a terrible pun, or somet…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Nacho +17
#14 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [-]
I wish I majored in tumblrology
#22 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [-]
It's one heck of a hard job, but getting to understand that odd species makes it worthwhile. We hope to unravel the Tumblrfags greatest mystery. How did they go from being one of the most hated creatures to one of the most beloved ones on this site?
#30 - anonymous (04/14/2013) [-]
maybe they grew out of their superiority complexes
#118 - No idea, I'm afraid  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Creative Advert +1
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#4 - Possibly they deliberately did that for the example so the wri…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Toast Messenger +4
#5 - necroshiz has deleted their comment.
#2 - Maybe it toasts the rest of it but toasts the writing more?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Toast Messenger +13
#3 - necroshiz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #4 - darkslayer (04/13/2013) [-]
Possibly they deliberately did that for the example so the writing's clearer? I don't know
#5 - necroshiz has deleted their comment.
#51 - Good thing he got chased by a bull then. 04/13/2013 on Badge +22
#82 - Yes. Holy water would be useful for demon-possessed-corpses.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Creative Advert +4
User avatar #98 - kyrozor (04/13/2013) [-]
But not zombies
#76 - Probably get a zombie slightly wet before dying as holy water …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Creative Advert +12
User avatar #80 - marking (04/13/2013) [-]
UNLESS! The zombies arent really zombies, but possesed demonic corpses.
User avatar #82 - darkslayer (04/13/2013) [-]
Yes. Holy water would be useful for demon-possessed-corpses.
User avatar #98 - kyrozor (04/13/2013) [-]
But not zombies
#2 - I was hoping somebody would post something Portal 2 related. W… 04/13/2013 on Insurance 0
#37 - Picture 04/13/2013 on Creative Advert +14
#2 - Picture 04/13/2013 on Thump 0
#2 - Tales from the Crypt, I believe. 04/13/2013 on Girly things +5
#2 - Why thank you 04/12/2013 on Badge -5
#2 - I'm proud of you. 04/12/2013 on Creative Advert -7
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User avatar #41 - darkslayer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
**darkslayer rolls 46**
User avatar #40 - darkslayer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
**darkslayer rolls 10**
User avatar #39 - darkslayer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
**darkslayer rolls 86**
User avatar #38 - darkslayer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
**darkslayer rolls 54**
User avatar #37 - darkslayer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
**darkslayer rolls 97**
User avatar #36 - darkslayer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
**darkslayer rolls 73**
User avatar #35 - darkslayer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
**darkslayer rolls 75**
User avatar #34 - darkslayer ONLINE (06/17/2013) [-]
**darkslayer rolls 76**
User avatar #31 - GabeAsher (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey, I was just wondering, do you play items?
If you don't, is there a chance I could have yours or some of yours? :)
I'll even send the rade if you accept :P hehe

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways. thanks :D
User avatar #32 to #31 - darkslayer ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
You can have whatever you want of my items.
User avatar #33 to #32 - GabeAsher (05/13/2013) [-]
thank you :D
User avatar #7 - jorgemaster (04/25/2013) [-]
hi, verry nice content
User avatar #8 to #7 - darkslayer ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #9 to #8 - jorgemaster (04/25/2013) [-]
I was wondering, do you still play the items game? Because you have some cool chests i'd really like
User avatar #10 to #9 - darkslayer ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I left Funnyjunk for a while before the items came into play and only recently came back. You can have all of my stuff if you want.
User avatar #12 to #10 - jorgemaster (04/25/2013) [-]
thanks again
User avatar #13 to #12 - darkslayer ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #14 to #13 - jorgemaster (04/25/2013) [-]
Keep up the great content, I enjoy it
User avatar #15 to #14 - darkslayer ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I'll try.
User avatar #11 to #10 - jorgemaster (04/25/2013) [-]
Really? Thanks buddy, let me send a request
User avatar #5 - twi (04/20/2013) [-]
your face
#6 to #5 - darkslayer ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2 - pureslayer (04/10/2013) [-]
Pretty cool name you have there.
User avatar #4 to #2 - darkslayer ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say so myself, but thanks all the same. Your name is pretty cool as well.
#1 - yentabear (04/10/2013) [-]
I must say, I am a fan of your picture.
User avatar #3 to #1 - darkslayer ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
Why, thank you.
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