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#100 - It was 9 this morning in Opelika. ******* 9. My s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on This is how cold it is in... +1
#111 - metronomee (01/07/2014) [-]
Was walking around the capital city today. People are bundled up like it's the north pole out there.
#297 - When a villain that good dies, I think it's pretty tragic.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on That was fast 0
User avatar #298 - thebestpieever (12/30/2013) [-]
Well, thing is Moriarty isn't supposed to be sympathetic. Neither is Holmes, but hey, lesser of two evils.
Also, one kill, yeah, great track record for Moffat.
#18 - Don't get me wrong, I like pain. I like being cut, I like bein… 12/29/2013 on Argument Over 0
#9 - You also don't get to be a mommy every time you get kicked in …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on Argument Over 0
#10 - opisallmightyfag (12/29/2013) [-]
stop crying like faggots, it was tested by science nerds and shit and it just depends on the persons sensitivity to pain, if you can take pain you'll shut the fuck up and deal with it
#6 - Okay, but the pain of getting kicked in the balls lasts all of…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Argument Over 0
User avatar #19 - gabrielgray (12/29/2013) [-]
I have never been kicked in the balls continuously for 36 hours, but I have felt the pain
from a blow to the groin for a week.
User avatar #8 - aximil (12/29/2013) [-]
Exactly. They do it for 36 hours and want to do it again. It lasts in men for all of 5 minutes and we never want to even think about it happening ever again.
#13 - eshaythewolf (12/29/2013) [-]
I doubt they want to do it again because they enjoy it. They want to do it again because they get something 'wonderful' from it, whereas men don't want to get kicked in the balls again because they earn jack shit from it.

If someone said that you would get a shit ton of money for being kicked in the balls, I'm pretty sure men would be more up for it.
Eg. Jackass.
#16 - Womens Study Major (12/29/2013) [-]
actually some woman enjoy pain same way men do so there chance just not common
#18 - darkorchid (12/29/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I like pain. I like being cut, I like being choked and shit like that, but labor was in no way shape or form enjoyable. It fucking sucked. I love my son, but CHRIST. That being said, I'm not one of those women that wants more kids. Once was enough.
User avatar #17 - eshaythewolf (12/29/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure there are easier ways of women getting pain, I doubt any woman would endure having a child just because they liked the pain because then they'd be stuck with a baby.
#9 - darkorchid (12/29/2013) [-]
You also don't get to be a mommy every time you get kicked in the balls. You just lie there and cry.
#10 - opisallmightyfag (12/29/2013) [-]
stop crying like faggots, it was tested by science nerds and shit and it just depends on the persons sensitivity to pain, if you can take pain you'll shut the fuck up and deal with it
#295 - Moriarty died D': it was dreadful  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2013 on That was fast 0
User avatar #296 - thebestpieever (12/29/2013) [-]
One character, the villain to be precise.
Wow, so emotional and tragic.
#297 - darkorchid (12/30/2013) [-]
When a villain that good dies, I think it's pretty tragic.
User avatar #298 - thebestpieever (12/30/2013) [-]
Well, thing is Moriarty isn't supposed to be sympathetic. Neither is Holmes, but hey, lesser of two evils.
Also, one kill, yeah, great track record for Moffat.
#288 - I wasn't only speaking of Doctor Who, I meant all of his work.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2013 on That was fast 0
User avatar #289 - thebestpieever (12/27/2013) [-]
Well, I know he works on Sherlock Holmes. No one dies on that either.
#295 - darkorchid (12/29/2013) [-]
Moriarty died D': it was dreadful
User avatar #296 - thebestpieever (12/29/2013) [-]
One character, the villain to be precise.
Wow, so emotional and tragic.
#297 - darkorchid (12/30/2013) [-]
When a villain that good dies, I think it's pretty tragic.
User avatar #298 - thebestpieever (12/30/2013) [-]
Well, thing is Moriarty isn't supposed to be sympathetic. Neither is Holmes, but hey, lesser of two evils.
Also, one kill, yeah, great track record for Moffat.
#121 - "die,Die, DIe. DIE. REGENERATE. DIE, AND YOU DIE AND YOU …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/26/2013 on That was fast 0
User avatar #164 - thebestpieever (12/26/2013) [-]
Silly man, no one dies on Moffat's who.
#288 - darkorchid (12/27/2013) [-]
I wasn't only speaking of Doctor Who, I meant all of his work.
User avatar #289 - thebestpieever (12/27/2013) [-]
Well, I know he works on Sherlock Holmes. No one dies on that either.
#295 - darkorchid (12/29/2013) [-]
Moriarty died D': it was dreadful
User avatar #296 - thebestpieever (12/29/2013) [-]
One character, the villain to be precise.
Wow, so emotional and tragic.
#297 - darkorchid (12/30/2013) [-]
When a villain that good dies, I think it's pretty tragic.
User avatar #298 - thebestpieever (12/30/2013) [-]
Well, thing is Moriarty isn't supposed to be sympathetic. Neither is Holmes, but hey, lesser of two evils.
Also, one kill, yeah, great track record for Moffat.
User avatar #232 - junkk (12/26/2013) [-]
Die, die, die, die, die, paradox everyone comes back to life, fake regeneration, die, die, back to life again, die, die,die another paradox.

THAT is Moffats who
#6 - Comment deleted 12/06/2013 on The difference you can make... +1
#253 - Oh god this was hard to deal with. 11/21/2013 on Doge Feels WORTH THE READ 0
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User avatar #7 - lmaopwnt (02/25/2013) [-]
You seem similar to someone I know.
Your name wouldn't happen to be molly, would it?
#8 to #7 - darkorchid (02/25/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm afraid not, It's Dianna.
#1 - haaaxderp (01/18/2012) [-]
I'll keep this our secret
#2 to #1 - darkorchid (01/18/2012) [-]
Remote rape is our secret?
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