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Just read the newest chapter of the naruto manga...it was so awesome i can't evencomment
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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/23/2011
Last Login:5/25/2013
Location:Connecticut
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#744 to #743 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
greetings
#745 to #744 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
what brings you to my profile
#746 to #745 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
nothing in particular darling, so how are you
nothing in particular darling, so how are you
User avatar #747 to #746 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
fine i suppose.
#748 to #747 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
why are you just fine darling
User avatar #749 to #748 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
because i have one of those mindsets that causes a perpetual neutral mood when alone.
#750 to #749 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
alright darling, so what are you up to if you dont mind me asking
User avatar #751 to #750 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
truth be told...searching for something to fap to.
#752 to #751 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
try Kaichou no Iinari! on fakku, someone had me sauce the image im posting looked good
User avatar #753 to #752 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
I'll take a look
#737 - loonytic ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
#722 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
Question.

What made you decide to redesign your own personal pony into an Egyptian prince?
User avatar #723 to #722 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I considered people complaints about people always making their ocs alicorns and whatnot and got to thinking...bliv isn't from equestria so why should i make him 'special' by making him an alicorn? fuck equestria's rules i'm going to have an earth pony who can use magic! also he need to looks more black and less...i don't know how to described his previous look.
User avatar #724 to #723 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
A very well argued point. Thank you for indulging my curiosity.
User avatar #725 to #724 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
you makeanswering that question sound more serious than it really is
User avatar #726 to #725 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
It is my dream to one day make everything sound more serious than it really is.

Good dry humor is hard to come by.
User avatar #727 to #726 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I never understood how humor could be dry...when the fuck is it wet...
User avatar #728 to #727 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
Humor is at its wettest when you accidentally bonk two friends in the head with a long wooden board and they fall into a pool of water.

In other words, dry humor is pretty much the opposite of slapstick, from my understanding.
User avatar #729 to #728 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
so any joke that doesn't involving injuring some persons body or character is dry?
User avatar #730 to #729 - Twigspeaker (02/18/2013) [-]
Definition's just a tad stricter, but yeah, essentially.
User avatar #731 to #730 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
unnecessarily confusing
User avatar #716 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/09/2013) [-]
so i, chillmrstalker, got banned, so i guess if you want to friend my new account i'll send ya an invite .-.
User avatar #717 to #716 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
so apparently you posted porn in sfw?
User avatar #718 to #717 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
no, but thats what the corrupt mods will say of course .-.
User avatar #719 to #718 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
well other than your ban how are things
User avatar #720 to #719 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
been sick for a week, but it isn't that bad.
been reading a lot recently.
been good in general.
you?
User avatar #721 to #720 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
school's slowly picking up the pace, snow storm has my state all fucked up, shoveling the snow from the storm has me a bit sore
User avatar #711 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #712 to #711 - darkoblivion ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
i give no gifts...sorry
User avatar #713 to #712 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
I would do the trade? Or did you mean that you didn't donate?
User avatar #715 to #713 - darkoblivion ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
while you have basically everything i want i think i'm not going to trade either...
User avatar #714 to #713 - darkoblivion ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
sure i'll trade, although i'm not quite sure how that works. depends on what you want though...
#695 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Hai there!
Hai there!
User avatar #696 to #737 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
what's up
User avatar #697 to #738 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Nothing much, you?
User avatar #698 to #739 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
just home from work
User avatar #699 to #740 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Good to hear!
User avatar #700 to #741 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
yep finally getting a little money
User avatar #701 to #742 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Good! I'm happy for you dark! ^_^
User avatar #702 to #743 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
your summer start yet?
User avatar #703 to #744 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Yep! Yours?
User avatar #704 to #745 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
SINCE MID MAY
User avatar #706 to #746 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Lucky duck!
#707 to #748 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
college
User avatar #708 to #749 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, learning
User avatar #709 to #750 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
that's life dude
User avatar #710 to #751 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, life xD
User avatar #705 to #746 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
fucking caps lock
#692 - nathanwebb **User deleted account** (05/16/2012) [-]
Blob fish IS a terrorist!
#694 to #735 - nathanwebb **User deleted account** (05/16/2012) [-]
*cocks gun* Try me, after I wake up tomorrow morning because my lazy ass has to hit the hay.
User avatar #689 to #730 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
thank you
#661 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
you wanted to talk?
i guess i am a bit to late, but still, how are you?
User avatar #662 to #703 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
pretty good...had an interesting dream.
User avatar #663 to #704 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
glad to hear you're good!
care to tell what the dream was about?
User avatar #664 to #705 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
lets see from what i can recall group of friends and I and were sneaking around some sort of alien/ high tech complex that was something like a metroid prime echoes type scenery. we sneaked around and found our way into a corridor that led right into the middle of where the aliens were gathering. An ally stopped us and told us to go another way and gave us a map, warning about a weak passageway in part of the complex.

We move through the complex and wind up in this steel cage walkway surrounded by all these giant creature emitting some kind of gas that i had deemed dangerous. I had some kind of magic sword that protected me so i instructed my friends to find another way to go a left them to go complete whatever mission we were on.

After I was gone however they decided to hold their breath and attempt to follow me, nut the exit on the other end of the walkway was sealed by some kind of organic barrier. my friend get a call from our ally in the complex saying that he's found out where they are and they're in the weak passageway and in was likely going to collapse if they didn't get out.

So they quickly get out of the walkway and wind up outside where i rejoin the group, but the way leading away from they complex had fallen into the sea and was being rebuilt by large maintenance drones. We decide to make a run for it and as we're deetected the maintenance drone drop the portion of the walkway they have and come after us.

User avatar #665 to #706 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
that sounds...pretty darn awesome!

User avatar #666 to #707 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
(not really it was really quick.)

So me having the sword that kinda protects me i got after the drones and then wind up on a portion of the walkway with its own supports and these boxes there open up into attack drones so i destroy them too. and basically my dream degrades into me taking a broken drone and using it to destroy all the attack drone i come across by smashing them as they open up. i think at some point i became a giant because this huge dome thing rises out of the sea and i end up destroying it by pummeling it with big drones.
User avatar #667 to #708 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
sorry, i was drawing and didn't see you commenting...
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i wish i had dreams as awesome as that, even if it was a fast dream...
lately i don't have any dreams at all...i miss them...
#668 to #709 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
I know that feel
User avatar #669 to #710 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
they say if before you fall asleep you tell yourself that you will be dreaming you have a highter chanse to dream...
i might just try that out tonight!
maybe you can too!
User avatar #670 to #711 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
it hasn't really worked for me since i forced a semi-lucid dream
User avatar #671 to #712 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
i also forsed a semi-lucid dream...after that i forgot to do it, so i don't know if it would work now...hope it does!
User avatar #672 to #713 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
when i did it i wound up staying up all night and getting about an hour of sleep.
User avatar #673 to #714 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
i maneged to get sleep...i think...
it was quite a while ago, and frankly i can't remember what i eated two days ago...
literaly...
what did i eat two days ago...
User avatar #674 to #715 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
niether i can
User avatar #675 to #716 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
...
and i have no idea how to continue this conversation...
User avatar #676 to #717 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
Did you enjoy Digimon?
User avatar #677 to #718 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
never watched it...
i have't watched a lot of stuff, but i have learn almost all about them from the internet...
i never watched 300, star wars, dr.Who, the first LoTR movie, Titanic...but i know what happens in every one of them.
User avatar #678 to #719 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
i haven't seen 300, titanic, or any lord of the rings movie in it's entirety
User avatar #679 to #720 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
the internet is a good teacher!
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sorry but i need to go, i hope to talk to you sometime later!
have a wonderful day!
goodbye!
User avatar #680 to #721 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
ok

#648 - bulldozah (03/31/2012) [-]
You wanted to talk to someone?   
Oh, look, I'm too late...
You wanted to talk to someone?
Oh, look, I'm too late...
User avatar #649 to #689 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
i'm not asleep yet
#647 - mehehe ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
#650 to #688 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
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#655 to #695 - mehehe ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
o rly
#656 to #696 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
I came
#657 to #698 - mehehe ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
course you did
#659 to #700 - mehehe ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
Well.. here's one more before i go to bed
#660 to #701 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
me gusta
User avatar #646 to #686 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
what's up?

#642 - Twigspeaker (03/30/2012) [-]
This might sound weird, but whenever I'm looking through the comments on my friends' profiles, whenever I see a post by me, I always think to myself, "Hey look! It's MEEE!" and that somehow reinforces the idea that I am in fact friends with that person.   
   
Likewise, the opposite is true. When I see comments by people on my own profile, I don't feel overlooked.   
   
Sour about most people usually being too focused on themselves to think about others. Everybody does it, some more often than others. Especially me.   
   
...BUT THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY DEPRESSING TALK! Here! Have a gif!   
TO BATTLE!
This might sound weird, but whenever I'm looking through the comments on my friends' profiles, whenever I see a post by me, I always think to myself, "Hey look! It's MEEE!" and that somehow reinforces the idea that I am in fact friends with that person.

Likewise, the opposite is true. When I see comments by people on my own profile, I don't feel overlooked.

Sour about most people usually being too focused on themselves to think about others. Everybody does it, some more often than others. Especially me.

...BUT THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY DEPRESSING TALK! Here! Have a gif!
TO BATTLE!
#644 to #683 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/30/2012) [-]
alternate post   
   
hooray yamcha can save u- ohh....
alternate post

hooray yamcha can save u- ohh....
#638 - Twigspeaker (03/29/2012) [-]
>Notice the comment you left
>Come to your profile
>You already have more than 666 comments
User avatar #639 to #679 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
and yet comment counter says 667 comments as I post this
#640 to #680 - Twigspeaker (03/29/2012) [-]
Then something's up.

Note the post numbers.
User avatar #641 to #681 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #633 - omegasoul (03/20/2012) [-]
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,A HAPPY ONE TO YOU
User avatar #636 to #664 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/21/2012) [-]
thanks...going to end the night drowning in video games.
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