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darkoblivion

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/23/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:Connecticut
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Favorite Tags: Pokemon (4) | power rangers (4) | My Little Pony (3)
Sometimes i just don't know...

latest user's comments

#11 - ah 03/21/2015 on Dis is Mine...? 0
#46 - thanks 03/21/2015 on Solar eclipse in London 2015! 0
#125 - Picture 03/20/2015 on Music Webm Comp 2 0
#122 - thank you sir/madam 03/20/2015 on Music Webm Comp 2 0
#115 - youtube link?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Music Webm Comp 2 0
User avatar #121 - burpateer (03/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #122 - darkoblivion (03/20/2015) [-]
thank you sir/madam
#37 - >solar ******* eclipse on my birthday >o…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Solar eclipse in London 2015! 0
User avatar #45 - lewiskinnaird (03/21/2015) [-]
happy birthday dude
User avatar #46 - darkoblivion (03/21/2015) [-]
thanks
#8 - ?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Dis is Mine...? +1
User avatar #10 - Alchemyst (03/21/2015) [-]
Both the pony and thecharacter she is dressed as (from Crypt of the Necrodancer) are named Cadence.
User avatar #11 - darkoblivion (03/21/2015) [-]
ah
#14 - I heard california only has enough water eft to last them a ye…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on lyf haxx +1
User avatar #26 - truesmokewolf (03/21/2015) [-]
According to some scientists, yes.
#25 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
Apparently. Soon I won't be able to stay hydrated... Hydration man help.
#67 - gotta love zone 03/20/2015 on sym bionic titan.... +10
#119 - In the subsequent series ben was given full control over alien…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on size charts 0
User avatar #169 - doctorprofessornv (03/21/2015) [-]
Wouldn't that make him more or less omnipotent?
User avatar #171 - darkoblivion (03/21/2015) [-]
not really sure to be honest, sounds like it should but the celestial-sapiens are kinda weird when it comes t how they work.
#16 - this reminds me of the content someone posted where the guy cl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on That hurts +3
User avatar #35 - adu (03/21/2015) [-]
That's the kind of "friend zone" that you can't really complain about.

Guys can be dense as fuck sometimes, but to be fair, some women say just about everything except for what they actually mean. "Practice blowjobs" I mean seriously...
#849 - the room willl now be a more interesting place 03/20/2015 on darkoblivion's profile 0
#8 - In, in assassin's creed liberation 03/19/2015 on Assassin Motivation 0
#7 - wasn't there a chick? assassin's creed liberation or something  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Assassin Motivation 0
User avatar #68 - BmanX (03/20/2015) [-]
Yes, but that game is so garbage that it's best to forget it exists
User avatar #10 - stompingalex (03/19/2015) [-]
Her motivation is the D
User avatar #8 - darkoblivion (03/19/2015) [-]
In, in assassin's creed liberation
#83 - the stupidity escalated so quickly...my sides 03/19/2015 on Charles Darwin is crying in... +1
#93 - is there a longer version of the song i can download? i mean,… 03/19/2015 on When you're bored on a plane +2
#33 - I prefer nig rigged 03/19/2015 on Player 2 +1
#7 - there has to be a grimdark story to go with this 03/18/2015 on Eat or die 0
#46 - Reminds me of the ebi origami from shinkenger 03/17/2015 on Hey guys I made a lobster +1
#846 - we may get a more casual garnet, all of my yes  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on darkoblivion's profile 0
User avatar #847 - chillmrstalker (03/13/2015) [-]
casual garnet was so nice, almost makes her my favorite.
pearl likes swords, i just can't deny that yo
#2 - just watched the new episodes, need more  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Steven Universe Comp +4
#5 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Good lord do I need more.
#844 - first of all mind blown. second of all dat garnet reveal. thir…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2015 on darkoblivion's profile 0
User avatar #845 - chillmrstalker (03/13/2015) [-]
is there still an episode tomorrow or was that it for the week?
also yeah i know but respect must given for the fallen, even if they come back.
ALSO! the whole fact that garnet is a fusion is overshadowed in my eyes by the fact she had a song :3
User avatar #846 - darkoblivion (03/13/2015) [-]
we may get a more casual garnet, all of my yes
User avatar #847 - chillmrstalker (03/13/2015) [-]
casual garnet was so nice, almost makes her my favorite.
pearl likes swords, i just can't deny that yo
#4 - I still don't believe that that spines on a veus flytrap are s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2015 on licking a venus fly trap +1
#6 - nekomimichan (03/12/2015) [-]
It is probably from the acid's that the venus fly traps secrete to digest their food. But i'm just a neko. Ask me about cats or something, then I can answer with 238462898%
#9 - anonymous (03/12/2015) [-]
They don't secrete the enzymes until they're sure they have something so they don't waste energy and nutrients on false alarms. The spines are flexible and are just to stop flies escaping. They are too soft to hurt.

tldr: He's just trying to go viral and it's fake and gay
#46 - the pony car...is that some type of mech on the back window? 03/12/2015 on Freaky People of Walmart -... 0
#12 - I knew i recognized that helmet 03/12/2015 on Triggered 0

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#853 - memeticman (05/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #854 to #853 - darkoblivion (05/24/2015) [-]
i AM NOT A LADY
#855 to #854 - memeticman (05/24/2015) [-]
You sure about that?
You sure about that?
#856 to #855 - darkoblivion (05/24/2015) [-]
DO I NEED TO GET MY DICK OUT?
DO I NEED TO GET MY DICK OUT?
#857 to #856 - memeticman (05/24/2015) [-]
Please
Please
User avatar #850 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Just saying, best episode yet because i got to see my mailman again :^)
User avatar #851 to #850 - darkoblivion (04/24/2015) [-]
they've shown the mailman before?
User avatar #852 to #851 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
hamburger backpack is the last time he had a speaking role
and i really like his voice back then and i remember mentioning to you about wanting to see more of him which we now have
User avatar #848 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
hahaha! steven and connie are such nerds, i love it :3
User avatar #849 to #848 - darkoblivion (03/20/2015) [-]
the room willl now be a more interesting place
User avatar #843 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH **** !
back to back episode awesomness!
Lapis, you will be remembered ; _ ;7
#844 to #843 - darkoblivion (03/13/2015) [-]
first of all mind blown. second of all dat garnet reveal. thirdly llapis will come back and so will jasper, as long as the show runs long enough.   
   
The earth is so 			******		 if steven doesn't learn to use rose's gem powers. but he will and it shall be epic.
first of all mind blown. second of all dat garnet reveal. thirdly llapis will come back and so will jasper, as long as the show runs long enough.

The earth is so ****** if steven doesn't learn to use rose's gem powers. but he will and it shall be epic.
User avatar #845 to #844 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
is there still an episode tomorrow or was that it for the week?
also yeah i know but respect must given for the fallen, even if they come back.
ALSO! the whole fact that garnet is a fusion is overshadowed in my eyes by the fact she had a song :3
User avatar #846 to #845 - darkoblivion (03/13/2015) [-]
we may get a more casual garnet, all of my yes
User avatar #847 to #846 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
casual garnet was so nice, almost makes her my favorite.
pearl likes swords, i just can't deny that yo
User avatar #836 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I think I finally understand why I like pearl so much.
She kind of resembles a knight, and the new episode made it finally click.
Love me some knighthood in characters
User avatar #837 to #836 - darkoblivion (03/10/2015) [-]
I'm just happy i finally saw pearl freak out.
User avatar #838 to #837 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
it was all building up here and there throughout the season, we just needed the perfect push...
lion was our hidden ace
User avatar #839 to #838 - darkoblivion (03/10/2015) [-]
hidden my ass, how could the smart one see a pink magic lion and think "hmm, this has nothing to do with rose, it's impossible."
User avatar #840 to #839 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I can admit i didnt until i saw some stuff relating to rose, like her sword

and eventually when steven went into him
User avatar #841 to #840 - darkoblivion (03/10/2015) [-]
I knew from the beginning he was linked t steven and anything linked to steven is linked to his mom in some fashion.
User avatar #842 to #841 - chillmrstalker ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
true, but i'm bad at putting dots together most the time.
looking at the previews for the next episodes got me really excited too, especially the next episode. we finally get to see greg start that album he mentioned making during lapis's episodes
User avatar #828 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #830 to #829 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Nothing much

That suppose to be sombra?
User avatar #832 to #831 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
oh

how are you?
User avatar #833 to #832 - darkoblivion (01/09/2015) [-]
Pretty good, playing cards against humanity online with friends
User avatar #834 to #833 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Hate that game I am terrible at it

I always lose
User avatar #835 to #834 - darkoblivion (01/09/2015) [-]
the point is to have fun though
#827 - memeticman (11/08/2014) [-]
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#803 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I vaguely, vaguely remember you.
User avatar #826 to #803 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
at one point it was writing,, but I hate english classes. I hate essays.
User avatar #804 to #803 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
I can say the same about you
User avatar #805 to #804 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #806 to #805 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
good, currently trying to see what's going on today that i can be a part of

User avatar #807 to #806 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
nice to hear.

Whos that in your icon?
User avatar #809 to #808 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
not bad

better than mine from years back, it was a tan RD alicorn and i thought it was good... *shiver*
User avatar #810 to #809 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
made an alicorn first, realized that was a fandom cliche made my kind of rule breaking character. not totally based in mlp anyway so it doesn't really matter.
User avatar #811 to #810 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
alrighty then.

have you seen any of the new stuff?
User avatar #812 to #811 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
new? mew as in season 4 or new as in fandom related stuff?
User avatar #813 to #812 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i meant the former but either will work
User avatar #814 to #813 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
I've seen all of season 4, not so much upto date with anything to epic from the fandom
User avatar #815 to #814 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you could always look up 'top 10 pony videos' that jhaller does to catch up i guess
User avatar #816 to #815 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
i usually watch those, but i don't really go on to watch the videos featured
User avatar #817 to #816 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah

So how has live been these past couple of years?
User avatar #818 to #817 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
got an associates degree, either have to go back and get something better or different or find enough work to pay of a few thousand dollars worth of loans
User avatar #819 to #818 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
master's?
User avatar #820 to #819 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
not likely
User avatar #821 to #820 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
im sure you has teh skills
User avatar #824 to #821 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
i don't even know what i want to do with my life yet
User avatar #825 to #824 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
what do you enjoy?
User avatar #822 to #821 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
but not the money or patience
User avatar #823 to #822 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
ohs
User avatar #802 - kanatana (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey... Honest question, swear I'm not trying to bug you, but it looks like you don't have an interest in the Items game, and I was wondering if I could have your FJ points.

If not, sorry to bug ya, I know how annoying guys like me are sometimes.
User avatar #788 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Direction... Like, the reader/observer can follow you more in a song. In a poem, they have more freedom to "fill in the gaps"
User avatar #789 to #788 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
that can definitely go either way
User avatar #790 to #789 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Well, perhaps if it was intentional. I can agree with you there.
User avatar #793 to #790 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
and i retract what i said about song being poetry, the gregorian chant isn't poetry.
User avatar #794 to #793 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Don't know that one.
User avatar #795 to #794 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
take a music appreciation class and you might find out. suffice it to say that song, or more accurately music with vocals, does not always equal poetry.
User avatar #796 to #795 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
That's an interesting point.

Does all rap equal poetry?
User avatar #797 to #796 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
define what makes something rap music, then define what makes something poetry. if your definition of rap fall under your definiton of poetry then you have your answer, or at least a good foothold you can use to find it
User avatar #798 to #797 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
My definition of poetry is pointing something out in a way that no one thought of it before. "Life is beautiful, but you're going to die."

My definition of rap is just the expressions and feelings with scenes depicted in spoken word. "This is what happens during life."

They're mixed, but there's a difference. Just in my opinion.
User avatar #799 to #798 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
if i had to define poertry, i'd say it's the lyrical expression of a story, or one's thoughts and experiences.

can't really define what i deem rap to be
User avatar #791 to #790 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
and still it seems to me that this direction is based in the content of your work. you want to pave a clear path you pave it you want to point someone in a general direction you point a finger and let them go on their merry way. same with poetry and rap
User avatar #792 to #791 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Excellent point, I'll agree with you completely :3
#782 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I GOT YOUR SIX MILLION SAND DOLLARS!!!!



Took me a few years to gather it, but I finally have it for you.
User avatar #784 to #783 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
That's my greatest attribute.
User avatar #772 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
You shall be my guilmon
User avatar #773 to #772 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah....no
User avatar #779 to #778 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
second life gif?
#780 to #779 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #781 to #780 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
hmm...
User avatar #758 to #757 - darkoblivion (06/30/2013) [-]
ponies are cool digimon is cool, why not combine cool things
#759 to #758 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
yes
yes
User avatar #760 to #759 - darkoblivion (07/01/2013) [-]
that made me smile
User avatar #762 to #761 - darkoblivion (07/01/2013) [-]
first one was better
#763 to #762 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
But in that one I has teh boobies
User avatar #764 to #763 - darkoblivion (07/01/2013) [-]
if i wanted boobs on my renamon i'd be on furaffinity
User avatar #766 to #765 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
considering the conversation you sound like a pissed of slut/horny renamon.
User avatar #768 to #767 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
why not hunt down guilmon he's always up for some fun
User avatar #769 to #768 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
Where can I find him?
User avatar #770 to #769 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
you're the epic digimon not me, you should know
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User avatar #755 to #754 - darkoblivion (06/01/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
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User avatar #801 to #800 - professormeatwad (02/06/2014) [-]
Not a clue sorry.

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This was the top result when I searched the image on Google, so this I guess?
#737 - loonytic **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
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