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Date Signed Up:2/23/2011
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#815501 - recieve my anger like a good little stein... 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#815371 - the awkward moment when your letting all your close friends kn… 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#815294 - what happened 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#814658 - http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2793270/FILTHY+BLACK+SLUT… 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#814649 - part 1- http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2793270/FILTHY+BL… 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#814639 - Comment deleted 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#814618 - part 4 - http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2793270/FILTHY+B… 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#814612 - part 3- http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2793270/FILTHY+B… 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#814604 - part 2- http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2793270/FILTHY+BL… 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#814571 - well looks like only five parts... My friend introduced…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #1996210 - tonytails (01/30/2012) [-]
i know what you mean about being the IDGAF guy. when i hit high school, i just stopped caring much. when i did, my life started getting boring, fast, but it ended up being a good life.
recently, ive taken a liking to carlswagsly, another brony in the thread, (im assuming you already know him) and i ended up falling in love with him. all i want is for him to be happy, and im willing to do anything for him. now, as soon as i told him my feelings, his life seemed to get more complicated, and i feel partially to blame. i hate myself for loving him, because i cant make him truly happy unless he doesnt realize im actively doing it. its confusing, i know, and this is one reason im on the edge of suicide. its all too confusing.
User avatar #1996355 - darkoblivion (01/30/2012) [-]
ignore the im... And i'll repeat what your other friends have said andtell you that commiting suicide would do more harm than good.
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#814550 - part 4 Back at home I’d become a lazy bum doing just …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +5
User avatar #1995907 - tonytails (01/30/2012) [-]
link to part 5?
#814528 - part 3 Anyway, my friends, I stuck with them through mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#814501 - part 2 Anyway as luck would have it both my brother’s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +5
User avatar #814557 - derpyhoovesmuffins (12/06/2011) [-]
my life has actually gotten better, before i was considered different and must be detained, now im considered unique and must be free (now live in a place smaller than a town, used to live in a city
#814480 - story time! First a disclaimer I am Not suicidal (about…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +4
#814517 - demetzgermeister (12/06/2011) [-]
Dont kill yourself.
#813753 - doesn't change my opinion. 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#813627 - rage is much morre useful when controlled than sadness...in my opinion  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#813670 - appleboom (12/06/2011) [-]
This was me when I let my anger out. A couple people gave me looks afterwards. When I'm really angry, I'm REALLY angry. Right now I'm just holding back, mostly because I'm typing this, and can't actually yell in anyone's face.
#813753 - darkoblivion (12/06/2011) [-]
doesn't change my opinion.
#813605 - well...if those people are only going that road for thumb s t… 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#813532 - well, can't post how i feel about my life now... 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#813511 - what is it with you and being noticed? no to be ****** …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #813537 - appleboom (12/06/2011) [-]
It's because I see tons of selfish fucks get tens of replies when they scare people with suicide, but I don't 1 for 1 when I'm talking about my feelings.
#813605 - darkoblivion (12/06/2011) [-]
well...if those people are only going that road for thumbs then i see your rage. but since this is the internet those post should be treated and responded to seriously. so it's more like your being overshadowed than ignored. Being ignored suggests that people looked, acknowledged then left you to your own devices.
#813484 - i don't think i need help...or maybe i do. who knows, i think … 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#813426 - the most interesting gears in the world 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#813404 - maybe one day I'll post how i feel about life on the thread... 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#813365 - a thumb for that feel sir.... HNNNNNNNNNNG 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#813353 - i kinda know those feels my friend. 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#813308 - to part 2! 12/06/2011 on FJ Pony Thread 0
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#803 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
I vaguely, vaguely remember you.
User avatar #826 to #803 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
at one point it was writing,, but I hate english classes. I hate essays.
User avatar #804 to #803 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
I can say the same about you
User avatar #805 to #804 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #806 to #805 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
good, currently trying to see what's going on today that i can be a part of

User avatar #807 to #806 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
nice to hear.

Whos that in your icon?
User avatar #809 to #808 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
not bad

better than mine from years back, it was a tan RD alicorn and i thought it was good... *shiver*
User avatar #810 to #809 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
made an alicorn first, realized that was a fandom cliche made my kind of rule breaking character. not totally based in mlp anyway so it doesn't really matter.
User avatar #811 to #810 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
alrighty then.

have you seen any of the new stuff?
User avatar #812 to #811 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
new? mew as in season 4 or new as in fandom related stuff?
User avatar #813 to #812 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
i meant the former but either will work
User avatar #814 to #813 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
I've seen all of season 4, not so much upto date with anything to epic from the fandom
User avatar #815 to #814 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
you could always look up 'top 10 pony videos' that jhaller does to catch up i guess
User avatar #816 to #815 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
i usually watch those, but i don't really go on to watch the videos featured
User avatar #817 to #816 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah

So how has live been these past couple of years?
User avatar #818 to #817 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
got an associates degree, either have to go back and get something better or different or find enough work to pay of a few thousand dollars worth of loans
User avatar #819 to #818 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
master's?
User avatar #820 to #819 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
not likely
User avatar #821 to #820 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
im sure you has teh skills
User avatar #824 to #821 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
i don't even know what i want to do with my life yet
User avatar #825 to #824 - garymotherfingoak (07/04/2014) [-]
what do you enjoy?
User avatar #822 to #821 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
but not the money or patience
User avatar #802 - kanatana ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey... Honest question, swear I'm not trying to bug you, but it looks like you don't have an interest in the Items game, and I was wondering if I could have your FJ points.

If not, sorry to bug ya, I know how annoying guys like me are sometimes.
User avatar #788 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Direction... Like, the reader/observer can follow you more in a song. In a poem, they have more freedom to "fill in the gaps"
User avatar #789 to #788 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
that can definitely go either way
User avatar #790 to #789 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Well, perhaps if it was intentional. I can agree with you there.
User avatar #793 to #790 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
and i retract what i said about song being poetry, the gregorian chant isn't poetry.
User avatar #794 to #793 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Don't know that one.
User avatar #795 to #794 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
take a music appreciation class and you might find out. suffice it to say that song, or more accurately music with vocals, does not always equal poetry.
User avatar #796 to #795 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
That's an interesting point.

Does all rap equal poetry?
User avatar #797 to #796 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
define what makes something rap music, then define what makes something poetry. if your definition of rap fall under your definiton of poetry then you have your answer, or at least a good foothold you can use to find it
User avatar #798 to #797 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
My definition of poetry is pointing something out in a way that no one thought of it before. "Life is beautiful, but you're going to die."

My definition of rap is just the expressions and feelings with scenes depicted in spoken word. "This is what happens during life."

They're mixed, but there's a difference. Just in my opinion.
User avatar #799 to #798 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
if i had to define poertry, i'd say it's the lyrical expression of a story, or one's thoughts and experiences.

can't really define what i deem rap to be
User avatar #791 to #790 - darkoblivion (11/02/2013) [-]
and still it seems to me that this direction is based in the content of your work. you want to pave a clear path you pave it you want to point someone in a general direction you point a finger and let them go on their merry way. same with poetry and rap
User avatar #792 to #791 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Excellent point, I'll agree with you completely :3
#782 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I GOT YOUR SIX MILLION SAND DOLLARS!!!!



Took me a few years to gather it, but I finally have it for you.
User avatar #784 to #783 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
That's my greatest attribute.
User avatar #772 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
You shall be my guilmon
User avatar #773 to #772 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah....no
User avatar #779 to #778 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
second life gif?
#780 to #779 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #781 to #780 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
hmm...
User avatar #758 to #757 - darkoblivion (06/30/2013) [-]
ponies are cool digimon is cool, why not combine cool things
#759 to #758 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
yes
yes
User avatar #760 to #759 - darkoblivion (07/01/2013) [-]
that made me smile
User avatar #762 to #761 - darkoblivion (07/01/2013) [-]
first one was better
#763 to #762 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
But in that one I has teh boobies
User avatar #764 to #763 - darkoblivion (07/01/2013) [-]
if i wanted boobs on my renamon i'd be on furaffinity
User avatar #766 to #765 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
considering the conversation you sound like a pissed of slut/horny renamon.
User avatar #768 to #767 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
why not hunt down guilmon he's always up for some fun
User avatar #769 to #768 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
Where can I find him?
User avatar #770 to #769 - darkoblivion (07/02/2013) [-]
you're the epic digimon not me, you should know
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User avatar #755 to #754 - darkoblivion (06/01/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
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User avatar #801 to #800 - professormeatwad (02/06/2014) [-]
Not a clue sorry.

You need to login to view this link

This was the top result when I searched the image on Google, so this I guess?
#737 - loonytic **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
#722 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
Question.

What made you decide to redesign your own personal pony into an Egyptian prince?
User avatar #723 to #722 - darkoblivion (02/16/2013) [-]
I considered people complaints about people always making their ocs alicorns and whatnot and got to thinking...bliv isn't from equestria so why should i make him 'special' by making him an alicorn? **** equestria's rules i'm going to have an earth pony who can use magic! also he need to looks more black and less...i don't know how to described his previous look.
User avatar #724 to #723 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
A very well argued point. Thank you for indulging my curiosity.
User avatar #725 to #724 - darkoblivion (02/16/2013) [-]
you makeanswering that question sound more serious than it really is
User avatar #726 to #725 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
It is my dream to one day make everything sound more serious than it really is.

Good dry humor is hard to come by.
User avatar #727 to #726 - darkoblivion (02/17/2013) [-]
I never understood how humor could be dry...when the **** is it wet...
User avatar #728 to #727 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
Humor is at its wettest when you accidentally bonk two friends in the head with a long wooden board and they fall into a pool of water.

In other words, dry humor is pretty much the opposite of slapstick, from my understanding.
User avatar #729 to #728 - darkoblivion (02/17/2013) [-]
so any joke that doesn't involving injuring some persons body or character is dry?
User avatar #730 to #729 - Twigspeaker (02/18/2013) [-]
Definition's just a tad stricter, but yeah, essentially.
User avatar #731 to #730 - darkoblivion (02/18/2013) [-]
unnecessarily confusing
User avatar #716 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/09/2013) [-]
so i, chillmrstalker, got banned, so i guess if you want to friend my new account i'll send ya an invite .-.
User avatar #717 to #716 - darkoblivion (02/10/2013) [-]
so apparently you posted porn in sfw?
User avatar #718 to #717 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
no, but thats what the corrupt mods will say of course .-.
User avatar #719 to #718 - darkoblivion (02/10/2013) [-]
well other than your ban how are things
User avatar #720 to #719 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
been sick for a week, but it isn't that bad.
been reading a lot recently.
been good in general.
you?
User avatar #721 to #720 - darkoblivion (02/10/2013) [-]
school's slowly picking up the pace, snow storm has my state all ****** up, shoveling the snow from the storm has me a bit sore
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User avatar #712 to #711 - darkoblivion (10/04/2012) [-]
i give no gifts...sorry
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User avatar #715 to #713 - darkoblivion (10/04/2012) [-]
while you have basically everything i want i think i'm not going to trade either...
User avatar #714 to #713 - darkoblivion (10/04/2012) [-]
sure i'll trade, although i'm not quite sure how that works. depends on what you want though...
#695 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Hai there!
Hai there!
User avatar #696 to #737 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
what's up
User avatar #697 to #738 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Nothing much, you?
User avatar #698 to #739 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
just home from work
User avatar #699 to #740 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Good to hear!
User avatar #700 to #741 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
yep finally getting a little money
User avatar #701 to #742 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Good! I'm happy for you dark! ^_^
User avatar #702 to #743 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
your summer start yet?
User avatar #703 to #744 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Yep! Yours?
User avatar #704 to #745 - darkoblivion (06/26/2012) [-]
SINCE MID MAY
User avatar #706 to #746 - xblthatguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Lucky duck!
User avatar #708 to #749 - xblthatguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, learning
User avatar #709 to #750 - darkoblivion (06/26/2012) [-]
that's life dude
User avatar #710 to #751 - xblthatguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, life xD
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User avatar #689 to #730 - darkoblivion (05/03/2012) [-]
thank you
#661 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
you wanted to talk?
i guess i am a bit to late, but still, how are you?
User avatar #662 to #703 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
pretty good...had an interesting dream.
User avatar #663 to #704 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
glad to hear you're good!
care to tell what the dream was about?
User avatar #664 to #705 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
lets see from what i can recall group of friends and I and were sneaking around some sort of alien/ high tech complex that was something like a metroid prime echoes type scenery. we sneaked around and found our way into a corridor that led right into the middle of where the aliens were gathering. An ally stopped us and told us to go another way and gave us a map, warning about a weak passageway in part of the complex.

We move through the complex and wind up in this steel cage walkway surrounded by all these giant creature emitting some kind of gas that i had deemed dangerous. I had some kind of magic sword that protected me so i instructed my friends to find another way to go a left them to go complete whatever mission we were on.

After I was gone however they decided to hold their breath and attempt to follow me, nut the exit on the other end of the walkway was sealed by some kind of organic barrier. my friend get a call from our ally in the complex saying that he's found out where they are and they're in the weak passageway and in was likely going to collapse if they didn't get out.

So they quickly get out of the walkway and wind up outside where i rejoin the group, but the way leading away from they complex had fallen into the sea and was being rebuilt by large maintenance drones. We decide to make a run for it and as we're deetected the maintenance drone drop the portion of the walkway they have and come after us.

User avatar #665 to #706 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
that sounds...pretty darn awesome!

User avatar #666 to #707 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
(not really it was really quick.)

So me having the sword that kinda protects me i got after the drones and then wind up on a portion of the walkway with its own supports and these boxes there open up into attack drones so i destroy them too. and basically my dream degrades into me taking a broken drone and using it to destroy all the attack drone i come across by smashing them as they open up. i think at some point i became a giant because this huge dome thing rises out of the sea and i end up destroying it by pummeling it with big drones.
User avatar #667 to #708 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
sorry, i was drawing and didn't see you commenting...
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i wish i had dreams as awesome as that, even if it was a fast dream...
lately i don't have any dreams at all...i miss them...
#668 to #709 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
I know that feel
User avatar #669 to #710 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
they say if before you fall asleep you tell yourself that you will be dreaming you have a highter chanse to dream...
i might just try that out tonight!
maybe you can too!
User avatar #670 to #711 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
it hasn't really worked for me since i forced a semi-lucid dream
User avatar #671 to #712 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
i also forsed a semi-lucid dream...after that i forgot to do it, so i don't know if it would work now...hope it does!
User avatar #672 to #713 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
when i did it i wound up staying up all night and getting about an hour of sleep.
User avatar #673 to #714 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
i maneged to get sleep...i think...
it was quite a while ago, and frankly i can't remember what i eated two days ago...
literaly...
what did i eat two days ago...
User avatar #674 to #715 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
niether i can
User avatar #675 to #716 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
...
and i have no idea how to continue this conversation...
User avatar #676 to #717 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
Did you enjoy Digimon?
User avatar #677 to #718 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
never watched it...
i have't watched a lot of stuff, but i have learn almost all about them from the internet...
i never watched 300, star wars, dr.Who, the first LoTR movie, Titanic...but i know what happens in every one of them.
User avatar #678 to #719 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
i haven't seen 300, titanic, or any lord of the rings movie in it's entirety
User avatar #679 to #720 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
the internet is a good teacher!
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sorry but i need to go, i hope to talk to you sometime later!
have a wonderful day!
goodbye!
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