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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/23/2011
Last Login:5/20/2013
Location:Connecticut
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Sometimes i just don't know...

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#87 - spo double the average size of every insect...i'd actually be … 05/12/2013 on oxygen is important 0
#14 - i know of this fetish 05/12/2013 on Multi-Fail 0
#32 - Ducky's voice actor lived a tragic life and died a horrible death 05/12/2013 on Epic Feels Time +1
#66 - pretty sure she blew up the planet and his ghost is haunting her  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on He even has a Fedora +5
#127 - redeadhunter (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh, that makes more sense. Didn't have my glasses on at the time so I thought it was still a frozen Metroid. Doesn't help that Samus actually DID bring a Metroid onto her ship once.
#60 - the ending made me laugh a hearty laugh, a rarely given thumb for you 05/11/2013 on Ever tried mugging a wizard? 0
#16 - And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Part 1 +9
User avatar #17 - thathorse (05/10/2013) [-]
But of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel don't they?
User avatar #19 - earloflemondgrab (05/10/2013) [-]
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti
User avatar #44 - studbeefpile (05/10/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-YBfnappM

I don't know why this dude is getting red thumbs, this thing is hilarious.
User avatar #62 - earloflemondgrab (05/10/2013) [-]
It must be because of my lemony essence. But seriously, it was kind of a shitty combo breaker
#61 - lamarisagoodname (05/10/2013) [-]
I laughed really hard at this, is this an old joke?
#47 - N. Korean citizen (05/10/2013) [-]
NO IT'S NOT
User avatar #59 - oniiking (05/10/2013) [-]
He threw off the groove.
#46 - jmillenium (05/10/2013) [-]
He's a combo breaker.
User avatar #20 - thathorse (05/10/2013) [-]
Spaghetti Spaghetti spaghetti
Spaghetti's spaghetti
User avatar #27 - thepineapple (05/10/2013) [-]
Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes....
#180 - i went from the newest morbid channel uploads and got back to … 05/10/2013 on I heard that men 'love'... 0
#63 - the duke of lemongrab from adventure time  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Bitch 0
User avatar #64 - sasorikingofrocks (05/09/2013) [-]
ah. lol.
#58 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Bitch +6
User avatar #62 - sasorikingofrocks (05/09/2013) [-]
Is that... is that a lemon?
User avatar #63 - darkoblivion (05/09/2013) [-]
the duke of lemongrab from adventure time
User avatar #64 - sasorikingofrocks (05/09/2013) [-]
ah. lol.
#52 - the only creepy thing about that is the fact that she's smilin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on RIP Bug Catcher +2
User avatar #73 - darthdingo (05/10/2013) [-]
Must've felt the tongue on her clit and is enjoying her last moments of pleasure.
#131 - Picture 05/09/2013 on Let's just all have a... 0
#130 - imagine working at the factory that they make bad dragon's dil…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Let's just all have a... 0
#131 - darkoblivion (05/09/2013) [-]
#19 - and you two murdered my happy... 05/07/2013 on Everything inthis movie... +5
#132 - all of my orbital nope 05/07/2013 on I heard that men 'love'... +3
#14 - some day....some day 05/07/2013 on ,, 0
#210 - the big skull... sounds dumb 05/05/2013 on Super Villain Name 0
#4316324 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
#4321521 - limegreentomatoes (05/05/2013) [-]
**limegreentomatoes rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Right in the feels. **
#40 - age regression sort of makes up for that 05/04/2013 on women in parallel universe 0
#66 - got rid of my copy of white version after a few weeks no, real… 05/04/2013 on Ponyta-ime +1
#63 - i'm only referring to gen five, when i was first introduced to…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Ponyta-ime +1
#65 - tittylovin (05/04/2013) [-]
The more I play the gen 5 games, the less I like them. I just don't feel the spark.
User avatar #66 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
got rid of my copy of white version after a few weeks no, real interest in the game
#61 - i just like the names, the game are exactly the same but the n…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Ponyta-ime +1
#62 - tittylovin (05/04/2013) [-]
I think they do a fine job of coming up with English names. Especially in the earlier generations.
User avatar #63 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
i'm only referring to gen five, when i was first introduced to it i played a patched japanese rom that translated the names of everything into English. I'm guessing that the people who made the patch either did it before English Pokemon names were released or didn't put them in so i just had a bunch of Pokemon with romanized japanese name i thought were awesome, same goes for the attacks. and once i got to the american version of the game i was disappointed by some of the more minor name changes that were made. Zebstrika instead of zebraika, or flame charge instead of nitro charge.

It's just one of those first exposure situations...and the fact that some gen 5 name do suck.
#65 - tittylovin (05/04/2013) [-]
The more I play the gen 5 games, the less I like them. I just don't feel the spark.
User avatar #66 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
got rid of my copy of white version after a few weeks no, real interest in the game
#22 - is this how you feel every other day you work? 05/04/2013 on McDisasters 14: Bus month +3
#59 - i think that was my sad attempt to try and start a conversatio…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Ponyta-ime +1
#60 - tittylovin (05/04/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I've made more than a few unwarranted comments. I thought you were being one of those guys who always insists that the Japanese version is always better and that we're all missing out.
User avatar #61 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
i just like the names, the game are exactly the same but the names of damn near everything but the legendary are the same.
#62 - tittylovin (05/04/2013) [-]
I think they do a fine job of coming up with English names. Especially in the earlier generations.
User avatar #63 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
i'm only referring to gen five, when i was first introduced to it i played a patched japanese rom that translated the names of everything into English. I'm guessing that the people who made the patch either did it before English Pokemon names were released or didn't put them in so i just had a bunch of Pokemon with romanized japanese name i thought were awesome, same goes for the attacks. and once i got to the american version of the game i was disappointed by some of the more minor name changes that were made. Zebstrika instead of zebraika, or flame charge instead of nitro charge.

It's just one of those first exposure situations...and the fact that some gen 5 name do suck.
#65 - tittylovin (05/04/2013) [-]
The more I play the gen 5 games, the less I like them. I just don't feel the spark.
User avatar #66 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
got rid of my copy of white version after a few weeks no, real interest in the game
#57 - though it was hardly changed i prefer the japanese name  [+] (8 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Ponyta-ime +1
#58 - tittylovin (05/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for sharing
User avatar #59 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
i think that was my sad attempt to try and start a conversation...other than that i don't know why i actually posted that
#60 - tittylovin (05/04/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I've made more than a few unwarranted comments. I thought you were being one of those guys who always insists that the Japanese version is always better and that we're all missing out.
User avatar #61 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
i just like the names, the game are exactly the same but the names of damn near everything but the legendary are the same.
#62 - tittylovin (05/04/2013) [-]
I think they do a fine job of coming up with English names. Especially in the earlier generations.
User avatar #63 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
i'm only referring to gen five, when i was first introduced to it i played a patched japanese rom that translated the names of everything into English. I'm guessing that the people who made the patch either did it before English Pokemon names were released or didn't put them in so i just had a bunch of Pokemon with romanized japanese name i thought were awesome, same goes for the attacks. and once i got to the american version of the game i was disappointed by some of the more minor name changes that were made. Zebstrika instead of zebraika, or flame charge instead of nitro charge.

It's just one of those first exposure situations...and the fact that some gen 5 name do suck.
#65 - tittylovin (05/04/2013) [-]
The more I play the gen 5 games, the less I like them. I just don't feel the spark.
User avatar #66 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
got rid of my copy of white version after a few weeks no, real interest in the game
#16 - leave it to japan to make a character with abilities that comp…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/04/2013 on women in parallel universe +4
User avatar #30 - mhden (05/04/2013) [-]
Actualy 3 fetishes . She is like 12 or something .
Her ability was something related to age .. also i think she is dead .
So .. that makes 4 fetishes .
User avatar #38 - ljxjlos (05/04/2013) [-]
She´s alive, she was free, in one picture lately, after she had been captured by the navy
#32 - dracory (05/04/2013) [-]
she can reduce the age of people she uses her devil fruit on, and she has been captured by the marines with help
User avatar #34 - mhden (05/04/2013) [-]
So she is still alive ?
Back to 3 fetishes .
#36 - zilver (05/04/2013) [-]
Sorry to disappoint, but she is 24 after the timeskip
But since you are talking about fetishes, here is a picture of her as a child
User avatar #37 - mhden (05/04/2013) [-]
I thought she was realy young . And her powers made her look older .
You just made people miserable . Now we are down to 2 fetishes .
ARE YOU HAPPY !
User avatar #40 - darkoblivion (05/04/2013) [-]
age regression sort of makes up for that
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#744 to #743 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
greetings
#745 to #744 - darkoblivion (05/17/2013) [-]
what brings you to my profile
#746 to #745 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
nothing in particular darling, so how are you
nothing in particular darling, so how are you
User avatar #747 to #746 - darkoblivion (05/17/2013) [-]
fine i suppose.
#748 to #747 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
why are you just fine darling
User avatar #749 to #748 - darkoblivion (05/17/2013) [-]
because i have one of those mindsets that causes a perpetual neutral mood when alone.
#750 to #749 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
alright darling, so what are you up to if you dont mind me asking
User avatar #751 to #750 - darkoblivion (05/17/2013) [-]
truth be told...searching for something to fap to.
#752 to #751 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
try Kaichou no Iinari! on fakku, someone had me sauce the image im posting looked good
User avatar #753 to #752 - darkoblivion (05/17/2013) [-]
I'll take a look
#737 - loonytic ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
#722 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
Question.

What made you decide to redesign your own personal pony into an Egyptian prince?
User avatar #723 to #722 - darkoblivion (02/16/2013) [-]
I considered people complaints about people always making their ocs alicorns and whatnot and got to thinking...bliv isn't from equestria so why should i make him 'special' by making him an alicorn? fuck equestria's rules i'm going to have an earth pony who can use magic! also he need to looks more black and less...i don't know how to described his previous look.
User avatar #724 to #723 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
A very well argued point. Thank you for indulging my curiosity.
User avatar #725 to #724 - darkoblivion (02/16/2013) [-]
you makeanswering that question sound more serious than it really is
User avatar #726 to #725 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
It is my dream to one day make everything sound more serious than it really is.

Good dry humor is hard to come by.
User avatar #727 to #726 - darkoblivion (02/17/2013) [-]
I never understood how humor could be dry...when the fuck is it wet...
User avatar #728 to #727 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
Humor is at its wettest when you accidentally bonk two friends in the head with a long wooden board and they fall into a pool of water.

In other words, dry humor is pretty much the opposite of slapstick, from my understanding.
User avatar #729 to #728 - darkoblivion (02/17/2013) [-]
so any joke that doesn't involving injuring some persons body or character is dry?
User avatar #730 to #729 - Twigspeaker (02/18/2013) [-]
Definition's just a tad stricter, but yeah, essentially.
User avatar #731 to #730 - darkoblivion (02/18/2013) [-]
unnecessarily confusing
User avatar #716 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/09/2013) [-]
so i, chillmrstalker, got banned, so i guess if you want to friend my new account i'll send ya an invite .-.
User avatar #717 to #716 - darkoblivion (02/10/2013) [-]
so apparently you posted porn in sfw?
User avatar #718 to #717 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
no, but thats what the corrupt mods will say of course .-.
User avatar #719 to #718 - darkoblivion (02/10/2013) [-]
well other than your ban how are things
User avatar #720 to #719 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
been sick for a week, but it isn't that bad.
been reading a lot recently.
been good in general.
you?
User avatar #721 to #720 - darkoblivion (02/10/2013) [-]
school's slowly picking up the pace, snow storm has my state all fucked up, shoveling the snow from the storm has me a bit sore
User avatar #711 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #712 to #711 - darkoblivion (10/04/2012) [-]
i give no gifts...sorry
User avatar #713 to #712 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
I would do the trade? Or did you mean that you didn't donate?
User avatar #715 to #713 - darkoblivion (10/04/2012) [-]
while you have basically everything i want i think i'm not going to trade either...
User avatar #714 to #713 - darkoblivion (10/04/2012) [-]
sure i'll trade, although i'm not quite sure how that works. depends on what you want though...
#695 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Hai there!
Hai there!
User avatar #696 to #737 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
what's up
User avatar #697 to #738 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Nothing much, you?
User avatar #698 to #739 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
just home from work
User avatar #699 to #740 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Good to hear!
User avatar #700 to #741 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
yep finally getting a little money
User avatar #701 to #742 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Good! I'm happy for you dark! ^_^
User avatar #702 to #743 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
your summer start yet?
User avatar #703 to #744 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Yep! Yours?
User avatar #704 to #745 - darkoblivion (06/26/2012) [-]
SINCE MID MAY
User avatar #706 to #746 - xblthatguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Lucky duck!
User avatar #708 to #749 - xblthatguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, learning
User avatar #709 to #750 - darkoblivion (06/26/2012) [-]
that's life dude
User avatar #710 to #751 - xblthatguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, life xD
User avatar #705 to #746 - darkoblivion (06/26/2012) [-]
fucking caps lock
#692 - nathanwebb **User deleted account** (05/16/2012) [-]
Blob fish IS a terrorist!
#694 to #735 - nathanwebb **User deleted account** (05/16/2012) [-]
*cocks gun* Try me, after I wake up tomorrow morning because my lazy ass has to hit the hay.
User avatar #689 to #730 - darkoblivion (05/03/2012) [-]
thank you
#661 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
you wanted to talk?
i guess i am a bit to late, but still, how are you?
User avatar #662 to #703 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
pretty good...had an interesting dream.
User avatar #663 to #704 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
glad to hear you're good!
care to tell what the dream was about?
User avatar #664 to #705 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
lets see from what i can recall group of friends and I and were sneaking around some sort of alien/ high tech complex that was something like a metroid prime echoes type scenery. we sneaked around and found our way into a corridor that led right into the middle of where the aliens were gathering. An ally stopped us and told us to go another way and gave us a map, warning about a weak passageway in part of the complex.

We move through the complex and wind up in this steel cage walkway surrounded by all these giant creature emitting some kind of gas that i had deemed dangerous. I had some kind of magic sword that protected me so i instructed my friends to find another way to go a left them to go complete whatever mission we were on.

After I was gone however they decided to hold their breath and attempt to follow me, nut the exit on the other end of the walkway was sealed by some kind of organic barrier. my friend get a call from our ally in the complex saying that he's found out where they are and they're in the weak passageway and in was likely going to collapse if they didn't get out.

So they quickly get out of the walkway and wind up outside where i rejoin the group, but the way leading away from they complex had fallen into the sea and was being rebuilt by large maintenance drones. We decide to make a run for it and as we're deetected the maintenance drone drop the portion of the walkway they have and come after us.

User avatar #665 to #706 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
that sounds...pretty darn awesome!

User avatar #666 to #707 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
(not really it was really quick.)

So me having the sword that kinda protects me i got after the drones and then wind up on a portion of the walkway with its own supports and these boxes there open up into attack drones so i destroy them too. and basically my dream degrades into me taking a broken drone and using it to destroy all the attack drone i come across by smashing them as they open up. i think at some point i became a giant because this huge dome thing rises out of the sea and i end up destroying it by pummeling it with big drones.
User avatar #667 to #708 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
sorry, i was drawing and didn't see you commenting...
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i wish i had dreams as awesome as that, even if it was a fast dream...
lately i don't have any dreams at all...i miss them...
#668 to #709 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
I know that feel
User avatar #669 to #710 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
they say if before you fall asleep you tell yourself that you will be dreaming you have a highter chanse to dream...
i might just try that out tonight!
maybe you can too!
User avatar #670 to #711 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
it hasn't really worked for me since i forced a semi-lucid dream
User avatar #671 to #712 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
i also forsed a semi-lucid dream...after that i forgot to do it, so i don't know if it would work now...hope it does!
User avatar #672 to #713 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
when i did it i wound up staying up all night and getting about an hour of sleep.
User avatar #673 to #714 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
i maneged to get sleep...i think...
it was quite a while ago, and frankly i can't remember what i eated two days ago...
literaly...
what did i eat two days ago...
User avatar #674 to #715 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
niether i can
User avatar #675 to #716 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
...
and i have no idea how to continue this conversation...
User avatar #676 to #717 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
Did you enjoy Digimon?
User avatar #677 to #718 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
never watched it...
i have't watched a lot of stuff, but i have learn almost all about them from the internet...
i never watched 300, star wars, dr.Who, the first LoTR movie, Titanic...but i know what happens in every one of them.
User avatar #678 to #719 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
i haven't seen 300, titanic, or any lord of the rings movie in it's entirety
User avatar #679 to #720 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
the internet is a good teacher!
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sorry but i need to go, i hope to talk to you sometime later!
have a wonderful day!
goodbye!
#648 - bulldozah (03/31/2012) [-]
You wanted to talk to someone?   
Oh, look, I'm too late...
You wanted to talk to someone?
Oh, look, I'm too late...
User avatar #649 to #689 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
i'm not asleep yet
#657 to #698 - mehehe (03/31/2012) [-]
course you did
#659 to #700 - mehehe (03/31/2012) [-]
Well.. here's one more before i go to bed
User avatar #646 to #686 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
what's up?

#642 - Twigspeaker (03/30/2012) [-]
This might sound weird, but whenever I'm looking through the comments on my friends' profiles, whenever I see a post by me, I always think to myself, &quot;Hey look! It's MEEE!&quot; and that somehow reinforces the idea that I am in fact friends with that person.   
   
Likewise, the opposite is true. When I see comments by people on my own profile, I don't feel overlooked.   
   
Sour about most people usually being too focused on themselves to think about others. Everybody does it, some more often than others. Especially me.   
   
...BUT THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY DEPRESSING TALK! Here! Have a gif!   
TO BATTLE!
This might sound weird, but whenever I'm looking through the comments on my friends' profiles, whenever I see a post by me, I always think to myself, "Hey look! It's MEEE!" and that somehow reinforces the idea that I am in fact friends with that person.

Likewise, the opposite is true. When I see comments by people on my own profile, I don't feel overlooked.

Sour about most people usually being too focused on themselves to think about others. Everybody does it, some more often than others. Especially me.

...BUT THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY DEPRESSING TALK! Here! Have a gif!
TO BATTLE!
#644 to #683 - darkoblivion (03/30/2012) [-]
alternate post   
   
hooray yamcha can save u- ohh....
alternate post

hooray yamcha can save u- ohh....
#638 - Twigspeaker (03/29/2012) [-]
>Notice the comment you left
>Come to your profile
>You already have more than 666 comments
User avatar #639 to #679 - darkoblivion (03/29/2012) [-]
and yet comment counter says 667 comments as I post this
#640 to #680 - Twigspeaker (03/29/2012) [-]
Then something's up.

Note the post numbers.
User avatar #641 to #681 - darkoblivion (03/29/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #633 - omegasoul (03/20/2012) [-]
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,A HAPPY ONE TO YOU
User avatar #636 to #664 - darkoblivion (03/21/2012) [-]
thanks...going to end the night drowning in video games.
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