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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/23/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Connecticut
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#150 - portable hole- excellent tools that can save your life when co… 06/27/2014 on black hole +2
#22 - water bear?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on how sweet +4
User avatar #35 - arkamedies (06/27/2014) [-]
The tiniest most badass motherfucker you will ever lay eyes on
User avatar #48 - casinoer (06/27/2014) [-]
Too small to lay eyes on
#28 - i don't recall, all i know is i loved it 06/26/2014 on Sean Bean, 1000 ways to die 0
#11 - aww yeah 06/25/2014 on Sean Bean, 1000 ways to die 0
#66 - still a trophy 06/25/2014 on E3 2014 +1
#24 - not in hentai 06/25/2014 on the science of anime and manga +5
#8 - EQUILIBRIUM  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Sean Bean, 1000 ways to die +6
User avatar #27 - thisisbait (06/26/2014) [-]
That's such a good story with such a bad movie with it. Weren't the cars like late 90's Buicks? And some of the actions scenes are so bad its not even funny.
User avatar #28 - darkoblivion (06/26/2014) [-]
i don't recall, all i know is i loved it
#10 - combix (06/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - darkoblivion (06/25/2014) [-]
aww yeah
#22 - land sharks bro, land sharks  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Damn sharks 0
#184 - rongdisk (06/26/2014) [-]
TELEPORTING SHARKS. NOT EVEN ONCE.
#28 - Orange league bro, he does have one  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2014 on E3 2014 +2
User avatar #62 - talonhalfstar (06/25/2014) [-]
Orange league seems like the lazy man's trophy...
User avatar #66 - darkoblivion (06/25/2014) [-]
still a trophy
#39 - i've seen and avoided 4chans puke and scat threads s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Alcohol is bad for you 0
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#83 - can't even remember whose flag that is  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on info map 0
User avatar #95 - Temperance (06/25/2014) [-]
Greece
#28 - hentai kamen joke?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on assassination +2
#40 - evilanakie (06/25/2014) [-]
oh shit
hentai kamen 10/10
inb4 banana
ive seen this posted here before with no issues so lets try here
#700 - I am intrigued 06/25/2014 on Giving away all of the porn 0
#68 - that last one is glorious 06/24/2014 on FML Comp 3: People Suck 0
#58 - pokemon die in the manga so that makes me wonder if explosion …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on only thing she'll witness... 0
#81 - gedab (06/29/2014) [-]
Yeesh, just imagine some cunt telling his voltorb or golem to self destruct. The term "frag grenade" comes to mind.
#54 - read your comment, thought something, posted what i thought 06/23/2014 on Sometimes even batman needs... +1
#51 - not even trying to make you rage, this is my honest , though m…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Sometimes even batman needs... +1
#53 - jushlel (06/23/2014) [-]
Are you saying you didnt have enough prep for your argument?
User avatar #54 - darkoblivion (06/23/2014) [-]
read your comment, thought something, posted what i thought
#48 - that argument really only applies to anyone with an exploitabl…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Sometimes even batman needs... +1
#49 - jushlel (06/23/2014) [-]
My rage, it shall not be yours
User avatar #51 - darkoblivion (06/23/2014) [-]
not even trying to make you rage, this is my honest , though maybe not carefully thought out, opinion
#53 - jushlel (06/23/2014) [-]
Are you saying you didnt have enough prep for your argument?
User avatar #54 - darkoblivion (06/23/2014) [-]
read your comment, thought something, posted what i thought
#14 - I didn''t believe i could could bring myself to successfully g… 06/23/2014 on wow so strooonkkk +3
#47 - all of the thumbs to this roll 06/23/2014 on how i set the mood +4
#356 - death why must you take the cool people 06/21/2014 on fattest kid in high school +4
#41 - >sunsetshimmer 06/20/2014 on Your last words will be... -1
#5 - forbidden love  [+] (17 new replies) 06/20/2014 on You're Sexy +53
#11 - unusualember (06/21/2014) [-]
This is what their kid would look like.
User avatar #15 - dehnoobshow (06/21/2014) [-]
I've always had questions about that.
Can any sperm fertilize any egg?
Would that even biologically work?
Do I need to do science?
User avatar #62 - unusualember (06/21/2014) [-]
Unfortunately it will not work because there is too much genetic difference, which is one aspect of reproductive isolation which allows for species to exist.

It would be awesome if these kind of hybrids could happen, but sadly it is not to be.
User avatar #63 - dehnoobshow (06/21/2014) [-]
It would not be awesome. Imagine those women who do beastiality.
Sure you want the horror of a half-human half-dog?
User avatar #64 - unusualember (06/21/2014) [-]
I was talking about stuff like a bird/dog hybrid or something.
User avatar #45 - brothergrimm (06/21/2014) [-]
inter-species breeding isn't possible. dog/cat, horse/cow, human/any animal

these things just don't work
User avatar #46 - adplum (06/21/2014) [-]
except with specific breeds like horses and donkeys or tigers and lions, and their offspring always come out with problems/birth defects like infertility
User avatar #47 - brothergrimm (06/21/2014) [-]
that's why i said species and not breed. although, with THAT kind of breeding, the offspring always comes out male so it's impossible to make a new breed. just a cool anomaly
User avatar #53 - thesovereigngrave (06/21/2014) [-]
That's actually not true, you can have a female mule. And they can be fertile too. But males are always infertile, so you still can't breed mules together.
User avatar #54 - brothergrimm (06/21/2014) [-]
Mules yes. how the fuck that happened i have no idea. but any other creation, like the infamous "Liger", it always comes out a sterile male.
#55 - thesovereigngrave (06/21/2014) [-]
Nope. This image is of a male and female liger. They're even a name for a hybrid with a liger mother and a lion father: the liliger. I'm actually not making this up: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liliger
User avatar #56 - brothergrimm (06/21/2014) [-]
well, maybe my information is outdated. *shrugs* i learned this shit a long time ago out of fleeting curiosity. things must have changed since i did my research.

adplum, i have been disproven.
User avatar #58 - adplum (06/21/2014) [-]
you bring shame upon your famiry
#60 - brothergrimm (06/21/2014) [-]
you were saying?
User avatar #48 - adplum (06/21/2014) [-]
i didn't know they always came out male. themoreyouknow.jpg
any particular reason why?
User avatar #49 - brothergrimm (06/21/2014) [-]
no clue. probably something to do with genes and chromosomes and shit.
User avatar #17 - Crusader (06/21/2014) [-]
No, it would not work.

That dog is most likely a cross with a dalmatian.
#281 - why isn't man ursula fat?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on genderswap 0
#291 - dukeofmordor (06/20/2014) [-]
because they were too busy objectifying men. They have no idea what real men look like. Female scum...
#20 - The time has come....I must lay the dragon  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Godzilla Movie +3
#23 - thesunpraiser (06/20/2014) [-]
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#827 - memeticman (11/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#803 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I vaguely, vaguely remember you.
User avatar #826 to #803 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
at one point it was writing,, but I hate english classes. I hate essays.
User avatar #804 to #803 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I can say the same about you
User avatar #805 to #804 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #806 to #805 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
good, currently trying to see what's going on today that i can be a part of

User avatar #807 to #806 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
nice to hear.

Whos that in your icon?
User avatar #808 to #807 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
oc
User avatar #809 to #808 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
not bad

better than mine from years back, it was a tan RD alicorn and i thought it was good... *shiver*
User avatar #810 to #809 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
made an alicorn first, realized that was a fandom cliche made my kind of rule breaking character. not totally based in mlp anyway so it doesn't really matter.
User avatar #811 to #810 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
alrighty then.

have you seen any of the new stuff?
User avatar #812 to #811 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
new? mew as in season 4 or new as in fandom related stuff?
User avatar #813 to #812 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i meant the former but either will work
User avatar #814 to #813 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
I've seen all of season 4, not so much upto date with anything to epic from the fandom
User avatar #815 to #814 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
you could always look up 'top 10 pony videos' that jhaller does to catch up i guess
User avatar #816 to #815 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i usually watch those, but i don't really go on to watch the videos featured
User avatar #817 to #816 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
yeah

So how has live been these past couple of years?
User avatar #818 to #817 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
got an associates degree, either have to go back and get something better or different or find enough work to pay of a few thousand dollars worth of loans
User avatar #819 to #818 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
master's?
User avatar #820 to #819 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
not likely
User avatar #821 to #820 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
im sure you has teh skills
User avatar #824 to #821 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
i don't even know what i want to do with my life yet
User avatar #825 to #824 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
what do you enjoy?
User avatar #822 to #821 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
but not the money or patience
User avatar #823 to #822 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
ohs
User avatar #802 - kanatana (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey... Honest question, swear I'm not trying to bug you, but it looks like you don't have an interest in the Items game, and I was wondering if I could have your FJ points.

If not, sorry to bug ya, I know how annoying guys like me are sometimes.
User avatar #788 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Direction... Like, the reader/observer can follow you more in a song. In a poem, they have more freedom to "fill in the gaps"
User avatar #789 to #788 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
that can definitely go either way
User avatar #790 to #789 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Well, perhaps if it was intentional. I can agree with you there.
User avatar #793 to #790 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
and i retract what i said about song being poetry, the gregorian chant isn't poetry.
User avatar #794 to #793 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Don't know that one.
User avatar #795 to #794 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
take a music appreciation class and you might find out. suffice it to say that song, or more accurately music with vocals, does not always equal poetry.
User avatar #796 to #795 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
That's an interesting point.

Does all rap equal poetry?
User avatar #797 to #796 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
define what makes something rap music, then define what makes something poetry. if your definition of rap fall under your definiton of poetry then you have your answer, or at least a good foothold you can use to find it
User avatar #798 to #797 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
My definition of poetry is pointing something out in a way that no one thought of it before. "Life is beautiful, but you're going to die."

My definition of rap is just the expressions and feelings with scenes depicted in spoken word. "This is what happens during life."

They're mixed, but there's a difference. Just in my opinion.
User avatar #799 to #798 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
if i had to define poertry, i'd say it's the lyrical expression of a story, or one's thoughts and experiences.

can't really define what i deem rap to be
User avatar #791 to #790 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
and still it seems to me that this direction is based in the content of your work. you want to pave a clear path you pave it you want to point someone in a general direction you point a finger and let them go on their merry way. same with poetry and rap
User avatar #792 to #791 - xblthatguy (11/02/2013) [-]
Excellent point, I'll agree with you completely :3
#782 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I GOT YOUR SIX MILLION SAND DOLLARS!!!!



Took me a few years to gather it, but I finally have it for you.
#783 to #782 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
random as **** bro
User avatar #784 to #783 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
That's my greatest attribute.
User avatar #772 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
You shall be my guilmon
User avatar #773 to #772 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah....no
#775 to #774 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
dat image
User avatar #779 to #778 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
second life gif?
#780 to #779 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #781 to #780 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
hmm...
User avatar #758 to #757 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
ponies are cool digimon is cool, why not combine cool things
#759 to #758 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
yes
yes
User avatar #760 to #759 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
that made me smile
User avatar #762 to #761 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
first one was better
#763 to #762 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
But in that one I has teh boobies
User avatar #764 to #763 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
if i wanted boobs on my renamon i'd be on furaffinity
User avatar #766 to #765 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
considering the conversation you sound like a pissed of slut/horny renamon.
User avatar #768 to #767 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
why not hunt down guilmon he's always up for some fun
User avatar #769 to #768 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
Where can I find him?
User avatar #770 to #769 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
you're the epic digimon not me, you should know
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User avatar #755 to #754 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
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User avatar #801 to #800 - professormeatwad (02/06/2014) [-]
Not a clue sorry.

You need to login to view this link

This was the top result when I searched the image on Google, so this I guess?
#737 - loonytic **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
#722 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
Question.

What made you decide to redesign your own personal pony into an Egyptian prince?
User avatar #723 to #722 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I considered people complaints about people always making their ocs alicorns and whatnot and got to thinking...bliv isn't from equestria so why should i make him 'special' by making him an alicorn? **** equestria's rules i'm going to have an earth pony who can use magic! also he need to looks more black and less...i don't know how to described his previous look.
User avatar #724 to #723 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
A very well argued point. Thank you for indulging my curiosity.
User avatar #725 to #724 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
you makeanswering that question sound more serious than it really is
User avatar #726 to #725 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
It is my dream to one day make everything sound more serious than it really is.

Good dry humor is hard to come by.
User avatar #727 to #726 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I never understood how humor could be dry...when the **** is it wet...
User avatar #728 to #727 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
Humor is at its wettest when you accidentally bonk two friends in the head with a long wooden board and they fall into a pool of water.

In other words, dry humor is pretty much the opposite of slapstick, from my understanding.
User avatar #729 to #728 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
so any joke that doesn't involving injuring some persons body or character is dry?
User avatar #730 to #729 - Twigspeaker (02/18/2013) [-]
Definition's just a tad stricter, but yeah, essentially.
User avatar #731 to #730 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
unnecessarily confusing
User avatar #716 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/09/2013) [-]
so i, chillmrstalker, got banned, so i guess if you want to friend my new account i'll send ya an invite .-.
User avatar #717 to #716 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
so apparently you posted porn in sfw?
User avatar #718 to #717 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
no, but thats what the corrupt mods will say of course .-.
User avatar #719 to #718 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
well other than your ban how are things
User avatar #720 to #719 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
been sick for a week, but it isn't that bad.
been reading a lot recently.
been good in general.
you?
User avatar #721 to #720 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
school's slowly picking up the pace, snow storm has my state all ****** up, shoveling the snow from the storm has me a bit sore
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User avatar #712 to #711 - darkoblivion ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
i give no gifts...sorry
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User avatar #715 to #713 - darkoblivion ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
while you have basically everything i want i think i'm not going to trade either...
User avatar #714 to #713 - darkoblivion ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
sure i'll trade, although i'm not quite sure how that works. depends on what you want though...
#695 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Hai there!
Hai there!
User avatar #696 to #737 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
what's up
User avatar #697 to #738 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Nothing much, you?
User avatar #698 to #739 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
just home from work
User avatar #699 to #740 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Good to hear!
User avatar #700 to #741 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
yep finally getting a little money
User avatar #701 to #742 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Good! I'm happy for you dark! ^_^
User avatar #702 to #743 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
your summer start yet?
User avatar #703 to #744 - xblthatguy (06/25/2012) [-]
Yep! Yours?
User avatar #704 to #745 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
SINCE MID MAY
User avatar #706 to #746 - xblthatguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Lucky duck!
#707 to #748 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
college
User avatar #708 to #749 - xblthatguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, learning
User avatar #709 to #750 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
that's life dude
User avatar #710 to #751 - xblthatguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, life xD
User avatar #705 to #746 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
******* caps lock
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User avatar #689 to #730 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
thank you
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