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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:2/23/2011
Last Login:6/18/2013
Location:Connecticut
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Sometimes i just don't know...

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#2347931 - what happened 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2347858 - nope... 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2347771 - someone saw the sticky didn't they... 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2347721 - ....... 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2347641 - cynder is a sexy bitch...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2347671 - theorangefox (02/14/2012) [-]
agreed, as long as she's anthro!
#2347721 - darkoblivion (02/14/2012) [-]
.......
#2347382 - **darkoblivion rolls 25** *dubs* 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2347348 - all according to plan... 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2347301 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #2347340 - shisno (02/14/2012) [-]
why am i in love with this picture
#2347213 - stop acting like you're not special...Your one of my precious …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2347229 - shisno (02/14/2012) [-]
:D
#2347152 - **darkoblivion rolls 1** plus this 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2347121 - you don't count you've been on the doc  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2347151 - shisno (02/14/2012) [-]
ugh.. fine
User avatar #2347213 - darkoblivion (02/14/2012) [-]
stop acting like you're not special...Your one of my precious readers, i write for both yours and my satisfaction
User avatar #2347229 - shisno (02/14/2012) [-]
:D
#2347105 - **darkoblivion rolls 90**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2347152 - darkoblivion (02/14/2012) [-]
**darkoblivion rolls 1** plus this
#2347094 - So did anyone actualy see my convo story thing or was it ignor…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2347101 - shisno (02/14/2012) [-]
i saw ^^
User avatar #2347121 - darkoblivion (02/14/2012) [-]
you don't count you've been on the doc
User avatar #2347151 - shisno (02/14/2012) [-]
ugh.. fine
User avatar #2347213 - darkoblivion (02/14/2012) [-]
stop acting like you're not special...Your one of my precious readers, i write for both yours and my satisfaction
User avatar #2347229 - shisno (02/14/2012) [-]
:D
#2 - not sure if part of the joke 02/14/2012 on How bronies deal with... +1
#2346936 - Picture 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2346900 - so my ~20 page convo story will take a while to finish posting… 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2346791 - *Charles sits on the couch ready to leave.* I guess s… 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#2346748 - --20 minutes later-- “So refreshing...” … 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2346717 - no me gusta... 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2346699 - *Luna stood in the bathroom, placing the pile of clothes near … 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#2346674 - is that spyro cut off in the corner?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2346683 - bloxxer (02/14/2012) [-]
Yup

User avatar #2346717 - darkoblivion (02/14/2012) [-]
no me gusta...
#2346641 - Best day ever... * Charles looks at the desk drawer b… 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#2346576 - *Luna winks as she picks up the pile of clothes with magic.* … 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2346525 - Well that would be- *Charles pauses and turns to Luna… 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#2346474 - “We are unfamiliar with those things.” I’ll exp… 02/14/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
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#754 - roddor ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
YOU ARE AFRICAN AMERICAN
JUST FELT LIKE POINTING THAT OUT
User avatar #755 to #754 - darkoblivion (06/01/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
#756 to #755 - roddor ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#745 to #744 - darkoblivion (05/17/2013) [-]
what brings you to my profile
#746 to #745 - tomanyusernames (05/17/2013) [-]
nothing in particular darling, so how are you
nothing in particular darling, so how are you
User avatar #747 to #746 - darkoblivion (05/17/2013) [-]
fine i suppose.
#748 to #747 - tomanyusernames (05/17/2013) [-]
why are you just fine darling
User avatar #749 to #748 - darkoblivion (05/17/2013) [-]
because i have one of those mindsets that causes a perpetual neutral mood when alone.
#750 to #749 - tomanyusernames (05/17/2013) [-]
alright darling, so what are you up to if you dont mind me asking
User avatar #751 to #750 - darkoblivion (05/17/2013) [-]
truth be told...searching for something to fap to.
#752 to #751 - tomanyusernames (05/17/2013) [-]
try Kaichou no Iinari! on fakku, someone had me sauce the image im posting looked good
User avatar #753 to #752 - darkoblivion (05/17/2013) [-]
I'll take a look
#737 - loonytic ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
#722 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
Question.

What made you decide to redesign your own personal pony into an Egyptian prince?
User avatar #723 to #722 - darkoblivion (02/16/2013) [-]
I considered people complaints about people always making their ocs alicorns and whatnot and got to thinking...bliv isn't from equestria so why should i make him 'special' by making him an alicorn? fuck equestria's rules i'm going to have an earth pony who can use magic! also he need to looks more black and less...i don't know how to described his previous look.
User avatar #724 to #723 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
A very well argued point. Thank you for indulging my curiosity.
User avatar #725 to #724 - darkoblivion (02/16/2013) [-]
you makeanswering that question sound more serious than it really is
User avatar #726 to #725 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
It is my dream to one day make everything sound more serious than it really is.

Good dry humor is hard to come by.
User avatar #727 to #726 - darkoblivion (02/17/2013) [-]
I never understood how humor could be dry...when the fuck is it wet...
User avatar #728 to #727 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
Humor is at its wettest when you accidentally bonk two friends in the head with a long wooden board and they fall into a pool of water.

In other words, dry humor is pretty much the opposite of slapstick, from my understanding.
User avatar #729 to #728 - darkoblivion (02/17/2013) [-]
so any joke that doesn't involving injuring some persons body or character is dry?
User avatar #730 to #729 - Twigspeaker (02/18/2013) [-]
Definition's just a tad stricter, but yeah, essentially.
User avatar #731 to #730 - darkoblivion (02/18/2013) [-]
unnecessarily confusing
User avatar #716 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/09/2013) [-]
so i, chillmrstalker, got banned, so i guess if you want to friend my new account i'll send ya an invite .-.
User avatar #717 to #716 - darkoblivion (02/10/2013) [-]
so apparently you posted porn in sfw?
User avatar #718 to #717 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
no, but thats what the corrupt mods will say of course .-.
User avatar #719 to #718 - darkoblivion (02/10/2013) [-]
well other than your ban how are things
User avatar #720 to #719 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
been sick for a week, but it isn't that bad.
been reading a lot recently.
been good in general.
you?
User avatar #721 to #720 - darkoblivion (02/10/2013) [-]
school's slowly picking up the pace, snow storm has my state all fucked up, shoveling the snow from the storm has me a bit sore
User avatar #711 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #712 to #711 - darkoblivion (10/04/2012) [-]
i give no gifts...sorry
User avatar #713 to #712 - alZii (10/04/2012) [-]
I would do the trade? Or did you mean that you didn't donate?
User avatar #715 to #713 - darkoblivion (10/04/2012) [-]
while you have basically everything i want i think i'm not going to trade either...
User avatar #714 to #713 - darkoblivion (10/04/2012) [-]
sure i'll trade, although i'm not quite sure how that works. depends on what you want though...
#695 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Hai there!
Hai there!
User avatar #696 to #737 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
what's up
User avatar #697 to #738 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Nothing much, you?
User avatar #698 to #739 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
just home from work
User avatar #699 to #740 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Good to hear!
User avatar #700 to #741 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
yep finally getting a little money
User avatar #701 to #742 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Good! I'm happy for you dark! ^_^
User avatar #702 to #743 - darkoblivion (06/25/2012) [-]
your summer start yet?
User avatar #703 to #744 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Yep! Yours?
User avatar #704 to #745 - darkoblivion (06/26/2012) [-]
SINCE MID MAY
User avatar #706 to #746 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Lucky duck!
User avatar #708 to #749 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, learning
User avatar #709 to #750 - darkoblivion (06/26/2012) [-]
that's life dude
User avatar #710 to #751 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, life xD
User avatar #705 to #746 - darkoblivion (06/26/2012) [-]
fucking caps lock
#692 - nathanwebb **User deleted account** (05/16/2012) [-]
Blob fish IS a terrorist!
#694 to #735 - nathanwebb **User deleted account** (05/16/2012) [-]
*cocks gun* Try me, after I wake up tomorrow morning because my lazy ass has to hit the hay.
User avatar #689 to #730 - darkoblivion (05/03/2012) [-]
thank you
#661 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
you wanted to talk?
i guess i am a bit to late, but still, how are you?
User avatar #662 to #703 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
pretty good...had an interesting dream.
User avatar #663 to #704 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
glad to hear you're good!
care to tell what the dream was about?
User avatar #664 to #705 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
lets see from what i can recall group of friends and I and were sneaking around some sort of alien/ high tech complex that was something like a metroid prime echoes type scenery. we sneaked around and found our way into a corridor that led right into the middle of where the aliens were gathering. An ally stopped us and told us to go another way and gave us a map, warning about a weak passageway in part of the complex.

We move through the complex and wind up in this steel cage walkway surrounded by all these giant creature emitting some kind of gas that i had deemed dangerous. I had some kind of magic sword that protected me so i instructed my friends to find another way to go a left them to go complete whatever mission we were on.

After I was gone however they decided to hold their breath and attempt to follow me, nut the exit on the other end of the walkway was sealed by some kind of organic barrier. my friend get a call from our ally in the complex saying that he's found out where they are and they're in the weak passageway and in was likely going to collapse if they didn't get out.

So they quickly get out of the walkway and wind up outside where i rejoin the group, but the way leading away from they complex had fallen into the sea and was being rebuilt by large maintenance drones. We decide to make a run for it and as we're deetected the maintenance drone drop the portion of the walkway they have and come after us.

User avatar #665 to #706 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
that sounds...pretty darn awesome!

User avatar #666 to #707 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
(not really it was really quick.)

So me having the sword that kinda protects me i got after the drones and then wind up on a portion of the walkway with its own supports and these boxes there open up into attack drones so i destroy them too. and basically my dream degrades into me taking a broken drone and using it to destroy all the attack drone i come across by smashing them as they open up. i think at some point i became a giant because this huge dome thing rises out of the sea and i end up destroying it by pummeling it with big drones.
User avatar #667 to #708 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
sorry, i was drawing and didn't see you commenting...
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i wish i had dreams as awesome as that, even if it was a fast dream...
lately i don't have any dreams at all...i miss them...
#668 to #709 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
I know that feel
User avatar #669 to #710 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
they say if before you fall asleep you tell yourself that you will be dreaming you have a highter chanse to dream...
i might just try that out tonight!
maybe you can too!
User avatar #670 to #711 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
it hasn't really worked for me since i forced a semi-lucid dream
User avatar #671 to #712 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
i also forsed a semi-lucid dream...after that i forgot to do it, so i don't know if it would work now...hope it does!
User avatar #672 to #713 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
when i did it i wound up staying up all night and getting about an hour of sleep.
User avatar #673 to #714 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
i maneged to get sleep...i think...
it was quite a while ago, and frankly i can't remember what i eated two days ago...
literaly...
what did i eat two days ago...
User avatar #674 to #715 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
niether i can
User avatar #675 to #716 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
...
and i have no idea how to continue this conversation...
User avatar #676 to #717 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
Did you enjoy Digimon?
User avatar #677 to #718 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
never watched it...
i have't watched a lot of stuff, but i have learn almost all about them from the internet...
i never watched 300, star wars, dr.Who, the first LoTR movie, Titanic...but i know what happens in every one of them.
User avatar #678 to #719 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
i haven't seen 300, titanic, or any lord of the rings movie in it's entirety
User avatar #679 to #720 - gremious (03/31/2012) [-]
the internet is a good teacher!
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sorry but i need to go, i hope to talk to you sometime later!
have a wonderful day!
goodbye!
#648 - bulldozah (03/31/2012) [-]
You wanted to talk to someone?   
Oh, look, I'm too late...
You wanted to talk to someone?
Oh, look, I'm too late...
User avatar #649 to #689 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
i'm not asleep yet
#647 - mehehe (03/31/2012) [-]
#655 to #695 - mehehe (03/31/2012) [-]
o rly
#657 to #698 - mehehe (03/31/2012) [-]
course you did
#659 to #700 - mehehe (03/31/2012) [-]
Well.. here's one more before i go to bed
#660 to #701 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
me gusta
#645 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #646 to #686 - darkoblivion (03/31/2012) [-]
what's up?

#642 - Twigspeaker (03/30/2012) [-]
This might sound weird, but whenever I'm looking through the comments on my friends' profiles, whenever I see a post by me, I always think to myself, "Hey look! It's MEEE!" and that somehow reinforces the idea that I am in fact friends with that person.   
   
Likewise, the opposite is true. When I see comments by people on my own profile, I don't feel overlooked.   
   
Sour about most people usually being too focused on themselves to think about others. Everybody does it, some more often than others. Especially me.   
   
...BUT THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY DEPRESSING TALK! Here! Have a gif!   
TO BATTLE!
This might sound weird, but whenever I'm looking through the comments on my friends' profiles, whenever I see a post by me, I always think to myself, "Hey look! It's MEEE!" and that somehow reinforces the idea that I am in fact friends with that person.

Likewise, the opposite is true. When I see comments by people on my own profile, I don't feel overlooked.

Sour about most people usually being too focused on themselves to think about others. Everybody does it, some more often than others. Especially me.

...BUT THAT'S ENOUGH OF MY DEPRESSING TALK! Here! Have a gif!
TO BATTLE!
#644 to #683 - darkoblivion (03/30/2012) [-]
alternate post   
   
hooray yamcha can save u- ohh....
alternate post

hooray yamcha can save u- ohh....
#638 - Twigspeaker (03/29/2012) [-]
>Notice the comment you left
>Come to your profile
>You already have more than 666 comments
User avatar #639 to #679 - darkoblivion (03/29/2012) [-]
and yet comment counter says 667 comments as I post this
#640 to #680 - Twigspeaker (03/29/2012) [-]
Then something's up.

Note the post numbers.
User avatar #641 to #681 - darkoblivion (03/29/2012) [-]
I know
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