I considered people complaints about people always making their ocs alicorns and whatnot and got to thinking...bliv isn't from equestria so why should i make him 'special' by making him an alicorn? fuck equestria's rules i'm going to have an earth pony who can use magic! also he need to looks more black and less...i don't know how to described his previous look.

A very well argued point. Thank you for indulging my curiosity.

you makeanswering that question sound more serious than it really is

I never understood how humor could be dry...when the fuck is it wet...

Humor is at its wettest when you accidentally bonk two friends in the head with a long wooden board and they fall into a pool of water.

In other words, dry humor is pretty much the opposite of slapstick, from my understanding.

so any joke that doesn't involving injuring some persons body or character is dry?

Definition's just a tad stricter, but yeah, essentially.