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#74 - not much besides what i bump into on chan every now and then 3 hours ago on Looking all seductive like 0
#104 - I feel like this is one of those things that makes it reasonab…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Tales of a 911 dispatcher 0
#107 - russianmafiaman (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, its fucked up either way man, unfortunately we live in a fucked up world where shit like this happens and men and women like the guy who wrote these stories have to live with it everyday, I have heard and seen a lot of this kind of stuff, my dad was a cop for 20+ years and before that was an EMT and a Volunteer Fire Fighter. He has seen some fucked up shit that has made him come home and break down.
#56 - that last one kicked me in the stomach  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on Tales of a 911 dispatcher +1
#101 - russianmafiaman (13 hours ago) [-]
Same here
User avatar #104 - darkoblivion (13 hours ago) [-]
I feel like this is one of those things that makes it reasonable to introduce kids to death early...but at the same time i don't know what's worse walking in on your kid sleeping with his dead sibling to warm them up or coming home to a child whose been crying their soul out because their sister died and he was the only one around to deal with it.
#107 - russianmafiaman (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, its fucked up either way man, unfortunately we live in a fucked up world where shit like this happens and men and women like the guy who wrote these stories have to live with it everyday, I have heard and seen a lot of this kind of stuff, my dad was a cop for 20+ years and before that was an EMT and a Volunteer Fire Fighter. He has seen some fucked up shit that has made him come home and break down.
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User avatar #45 - ronniesan (9 hours ago) [-]
Recently?? nigga how much insect girl porn do you go through??
User avatar #74 - darkoblivion (3 hours ago) [-]
not much besides what i bump into on chan every now and then
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**darkoblivion rolls 3,097,611**
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User avatar #802 - kanatana (03/08/2014) [-]
Hey... Honest question, swear I'm not trying to bug you, but it looks like you don't have an interest in the Items game, and I was wondering if I could have your FJ points.

If not, sorry to bug ya, I know how annoying guys like me are sometimes.
User avatar #788 - xblthatguy ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Direction... Like, the reader/observer can follow you more in a song. In a poem, they have more freedom to "fill in the gaps"
User avatar #789 to #788 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
that can definitely go either way
User avatar #790 to #789 - xblthatguy ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Well, perhaps if it was intentional. I can agree with you there.
User avatar #793 to #790 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
and i retract what i said about song being poetry, the gregorian chant isn't poetry.
User avatar #794 to #793 - xblthatguy ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Don't know that one.
User avatar #795 to #794 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
take a music appreciation class and you might find out. suffice it to say that song, or more accurately music with vocals, does not always equal poetry.
User avatar #796 to #795 - xblthatguy ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
That's an interesting point.

Does all rap equal poetry?
User avatar #797 to #796 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
define what makes something rap music, then define what makes something poetry. if your definition of rap fall under your definiton of poetry then you have your answer, or at least a good foothold you can use to find it
User avatar #798 to #797 - xblthatguy ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
My definition of poetry is pointing something out in a way that no one thought of it before. "Life is beautiful, but you're going to die."

My definition of rap is just the expressions and feelings with scenes depicted in spoken word. "This is what happens during life."

They're mixed, but there's a difference. Just in my opinion.
User avatar #799 to #798 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
if i had to define poertry, i'd say it's the lyrical expression of a story, or one's thoughts and experiences.

can't really define what i deem rap to be
User avatar #791 to #790 - darkoblivion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
and still it seems to me that this direction is based in the content of your work. you want to pave a clear path you pave it you want to point someone in a general direction you point a finger and let them go on their merry way. same with poetry and rap
User avatar #792 to #791 - xblthatguy ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Excellent point, I'll agree with you completely :3
#782 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I GOT YOUR SIX MILLION SAND DOLLARS!!!!



Took me a few years to gather it, but I finally have it for you.
#783 to #782 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
random as **** bro
User avatar #784 to #783 - Nitsuin (07/17/2013) [-]
That's my greatest attribute.
User avatar #772 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
You shall be my guilmon
User avatar #773 to #772 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah....no
#775 to #774 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
dat image
User avatar #779 to #778 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
second life gif?
#780 to #779 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #781 to #780 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
hmm...
User avatar #758 to #757 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
ponies are cool digimon is cool, why not combine cool things
#759 to #758 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
yes
yes
User avatar #760 to #759 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
that made me smile
User avatar #762 to #761 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
first one was better
#763 to #762 - renamon (07/01/2013) [-]
But in that one I has teh boobies
User avatar #764 to #763 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/01/2013) [-]
if i wanted boobs on my renamon i'd be on furaffinity
User avatar #766 to #765 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
considering the conversation you sound like a pissed of slut/horny renamon.
User avatar #768 to #767 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
why not hunt down guilmon he's always up for some fun
User avatar #769 to #768 - renamon (07/02/2013) [-]
Where can I find him?
User avatar #770 to #769 - darkoblivion ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
you're the epic digimon not me, you should know
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User avatar #755 to #754 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
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User avatar #801 to #800 - professormeatwad (02/06/2014) [-]
Not a clue sorry.

You need to login to view this link

This was the top result when I searched the image on Google, so this I guess?
#737 - loonytic **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
#722 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
Question.

What made you decide to redesign your own personal pony into an Egyptian prince?
User avatar #723 to #722 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I considered people complaints about people always making their ocs alicorns and whatnot and got to thinking...bliv isn't from equestria so why should i make him 'special' by making him an alicorn? **** equestria's rules i'm going to have an earth pony who can use magic! also he need to looks more black and less...i don't know how to described his previous look.
User avatar #724 to #723 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]
A very well argued point. Thank you for indulging my curiosity.
User avatar #725 to #724 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
you makeanswering that question sound more serious than it really is
User avatar #726 to #725 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
It is my dream to one day make everything sound more serious than it really is.

Good dry humor is hard to come by.
User avatar #727 to #726 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I never understood how humor could be dry...when the **** is it wet...
User avatar #728 to #727 - Twigspeaker (02/17/2013) [-]
Humor is at its wettest when you accidentally bonk two friends in the head with a long wooden board and they fall into a pool of water.

In other words, dry humor is pretty much the opposite of slapstick, from my understanding.
User avatar #729 to #728 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
so any joke that doesn't involving injuring some persons body or character is dry?
User avatar #730 to #729 - Twigspeaker (02/18/2013) [-]
Definition's just a tad stricter, but yeah, essentially.
User avatar #731 to #730 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
unnecessarily confusing
User avatar #716 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/09/2013) [-]
so i, chillmrstalker, got banned, so i guess if you want to friend my new account i'll send ya an invite .-.
User avatar #717 to #716 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
so apparently you posted porn in sfw?
User avatar #718 to #717 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
no, but thats what the corrupt mods will say of course .-.
User avatar #719 to #718 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
well other than your ban how are things
User avatar #720 to #719 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/10/2013) [-]
been sick for a week, but it isn't that bad.
been reading a lot recently.
been good in general.
you?
User avatar #721 to #720 - darkoblivion ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
school's slowly picking up the pace, snow storm has my state all ****** up, shoveling the snow from the storm has me a bit sore
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User avatar #712 to #711 - darkoblivion ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
i give no gifts...sorry
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User avatar #715 to #713 - darkoblivion ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
while you have basically everything i want i think i'm not going to trade either...
User avatar #714 to #713 - darkoblivion ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
sure i'll trade, although i'm not quite sure how that works. depends on what you want though...
#695 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Hai there!
Hai there!
User avatar #696 to #737 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
what's up
User avatar #697 to #738 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Nothing much, you?
User avatar #698 to #739 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
just home from work
User avatar #699 to #740 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Good to hear!
User avatar #700 to #741 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
yep finally getting a little money
User avatar #701 to #742 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Good! I'm happy for you dark! ^_^
User avatar #702 to #743 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
your summer start yet?
User avatar #703 to #744 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/25/2012) [-]
Yep! Yours?
User avatar #704 to #745 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
SINCE MID MAY
User avatar #706 to #746 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Lucky duck!
#707 to #748 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
college
User avatar #708 to #749 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, learning
User avatar #709 to #750 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
that's life dude
User avatar #710 to #751 - xblthatguy ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Eww, life xD
User avatar #705 to #746 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
******* caps lock
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User avatar #689 to #730 - darkoblivion ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
thank you
#661 - gremious ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
you wanted to talk?
i guess i am a bit to late, but still, how are you?
User avatar #662 to #703 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
pretty good...had an interesting dream.
User avatar #663 to #704 - gremious ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
glad to hear you're good!
care to tell what the dream was about?
User avatar #664 to #705 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
lets see from what i can recall group of friends and I and were sneaking around some sort of alien/ high tech complex that was something like a metroid prime echoes type scenery. we sneaked around and found our way into a corridor that led right into the middle of where the aliens were gathering. An ally stopped us and told us to go another way and gave us a map, warning about a weak passageway in part of the complex.

We move through the complex and wind up in this steel cage walkway surrounded by all these giant creature emitting some kind of gas that i had deemed dangerous. I had some kind of magic sword that protected me so i instructed my friends to find another way to go a left them to go complete whatever mission we were on.

After I was gone however they decided to hold their breath and attempt to follow me, nut the exit on the other end of the walkway was sealed by some kind of organic barrier. my friend get a call from our ally in the complex saying that he's found out where they are and they're in the weak passageway and in was likely going to collapse if they didn't get out.

So they quickly get out of the walkway and wind up outside where i rejoin the group, but the way leading away from they complex had fallen into the sea and was being rebuilt by large maintenance drones. We decide to make a run for it and as we're deetected the maintenance drone drop the portion of the walkway they have and come after us.

User avatar #665 to #706 - gremious ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
that sounds...pretty darn awesome!

User avatar #666 to #707 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
(not really it was really quick.)

So me having the sword that kinda protects me i got after the drones and then wind up on a portion of the walkway with its own supports and these boxes there open up into attack drones so i destroy them too. and basically my dream degrades into me taking a broken drone and using it to destroy all the attack drone i come across by smashing them as they open up. i think at some point i became a giant because this huge dome thing rises out of the sea and i end up destroying it by pummeling it with big drones.
User avatar #667 to #708 - gremious ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
sorry, i was drawing and didn't see you commenting...
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i wish i had dreams as awesome as that, even if it was a fast dream...
lately i don't have any dreams at all...i miss them...
#668 to #709 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
I know that feel
User avatar #669 to #710 - gremious ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
they say if before you fall asleep you tell yourself that you will be dreaming you have a highter chanse to dream...
i might just try that out tonight!
maybe you can too!
User avatar #670 to #711 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
it hasn't really worked for me since i forced a semi-lucid dream
User avatar #671 to #712 - gremious ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
i also forsed a semi-lucid dream...after that i forgot to do it, so i don't know if it would work now...hope it does!
User avatar #672 to #713 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
when i did it i wound up staying up all night and getting about an hour of sleep.
User avatar #673 to #714 - gremious ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
i maneged to get sleep...i think...
it was quite a while ago, and frankly i can't remember what i eated two days ago...
literaly...
what did i eat two days ago...
User avatar #674 to #715 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
niether i can
User avatar #675 to #716 - gremious ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
...
and i have no idea how to continue this conversation...
User avatar #676 to #717 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
Did you enjoy Digimon?
User avatar #677 to #718 - gremious ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
never watched it...
i have't watched a lot of stuff, but i have learn almost all about them from the internet...
i never watched 300, star wars, dr.Who, the first LoTR movie, Titanic...but i know what happens in every one of them.
User avatar #678 to #719 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
i haven't seen 300, titanic, or any lord of the rings movie in it's entirety
User avatar #679 to #720 - gremious ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
the internet is a good teacher!
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sorry but i need to go, i hope to talk to you sometime later!
have a wonderful day!
goodbye!
User avatar #680 to #721 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
ok

#648 - bulldozah (03/31/2012) [-]
You wanted to talk to someone?   
Oh, look, I'm too late...
You wanted to talk to someone?
Oh, look, I'm too late...
User avatar #649 to #689 - darkoblivion ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
i'm not asleep yet
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