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| #1087 - " Sir len when i was here earlier you mentioned a pair of… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/13/2016 on FJ Rollplaying - The... | 0 |
| #1083 - Irathia Walks over to the lapidary and greets him. [+] (4 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on FJ Rollplaying - The... | 0 |
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tyrson (01/13/2016) [-] Len Tor'el stops "inspecting" another of his gemstones as you approach. "Ah, lady Irathia. I was not expecting further commerce with you. Tell me, what can I help you with today? Seeking to purchase some new stones, or did you have something else in mind?" He seems a little standoffish, as though you are his least favorite customer, but a paying one nonetheless. "Have you participated in teh tournament and come to spend your winnings? I have some Melanite that I think you might enjoy." His wares are largely unchanged. 20 dj Common: Aquamarine, Clinohumite, Diamond, Emerald, Melanite, Morganite, Quartz, Ruby, Sapphire, Topaz 30 dj Uncommon: Citrine, Coral, Jacinth, Opal 40 dj Rare: Amber, Apatite, Bloodstone, Jade, Painite, Pearl " Sir len when i was here earlier you mentioned a pair of gems you wanted to get from a ship nearby. Do you still need someone to try and get them for you?" she asks absent mindedly glancing over his stock. | ||
| #1082 - I'll take zeveron for 15 essence and save my other 15 fo… | 01/13/2016 on FJ Rollplaying - The... | 0 |
| #1077 - dragon, swordsman, and irathia of course. &… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on FJ Rollplaying - The... | 0 |
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tyrson (01/13/2016) [-] The dragon and the swordsman both land powerful strikes on the nimble rogue, and he drops, defeated. The match is won and victory is yours! The audience begins cheering, more loudly than you'd heard them cheer all day, and you are uplifted and overjoyed by their praise. With the battle over, your companions begin to fade away, their tenuous physical forms lacking the essence to remain without an infusion of your own. Zeveron / Invisible Dragon (companion) - 15 Essence - 3 HP, 2 MP - Summon for 1 MP, Flying, Invisible, Intelligent, Mount, Dodge +3, Attack +1 (bite), Hurricane Breath (-1 MP) Sluicing Samurai (companion) - 15 Essence - 2 HP, 2 MP, 3 Vigor - Block, Dodge +1, Attack +2 (sword, all hits vs ice and water are critical hits), Water Cleaving (-1 MP) Guiding Light (blessing) - 15 Essence - Activate (1 MP, once per encounter) to gain one of the following effects: ● Immunity vs Fear for the rest of the encounter ● Courage for 3 rounds ● Inspired spells (roll twice, choose which image to use) for 2 rounds ● Cast a spell using a random image from the first 15 results of an image search for "fantasy light". Regardless of the effect chosen, you create an area of bright light for 3 rounds that deals 0 light damage per round, dispels darkness, and grants all creatures in its area Resistance 1 vs dark damage. You leave the tournament grounds, unable to find your former "partner," and collect your winnings from the impressed looking man behind the desk. You gain 20 d'jay You also have 5 small goldstone crystals, which remain despite the absence of the magical armor that spawned them. They're probably valuable, or could be used for some magical purpose, but you won't know until you check with a vendor or specialist wizard. Everyone is excited and talking about your fight, but perhaps the most interesting question comes from the tournament organizer behind his desk. "You fightin' again?" I'll take zeveron for 15 essence and save my other 15 for now. "Maybe, i'll get back to you on that. for now i have to see a man about some gems." Irathia said absentmindedly as she headed toward the market. | ||
| #217 - **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-20*"** **darkoblivion rolls 14** | 01/13/2016 on rollplaying's profile | 0 |
| #216 - **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **darkoblivion r… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/13/2016 on rollplaying's profile | 0 |
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| #215 - **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-99999*"** **darkoblivion ro… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on rollplaying's profile | 0 |
| **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **darkoblivion rolls 244,706** | ||
| #1075 - Emboldened by the defeat of one of her enemies irathia calls u… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on FJ Rollplaying - The... | 0 |
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tyrson (01/13/2016) [-] More small crystals manifest as your mana passes through the armor barrier around you and the summoned warrior flings bullets of water at your foe. The summoned warrior is clad in a trenchcoat and carrying a katana... something of a futuristic street samurai. The badass is exhausted and running low on ammo. With one last curse, he begins to fade from view. Mason nimbly dodges your dragon's attack, but is immediately pelted by a cluster of weaponized raindrops. Blood and water pour from his wounds as he reaches into his pack and pulls out a large tome. He begins to read the incantation there, summoning something peculiar. "Siligonis panis...mollis butyrum... ala corvini generis... cornu diaboli... FRICTI!" With a blast of vile power, his summoning is complete. There floats before him, a piece of bread imbued with the powers of darkness. Mason - 2 wounds, 4 drain - Demonic Toast - 2 HP, 3 MP - Flying, "Fantasy Curse" magic Darkoblivion - 2/3 HP, 2/9 MP - Zeveron? - 1 Presence - Flying, Invisible, Intelligent, Mount, Dodge +3, Attack +1 (bite), Hurricane Breath (-1 Presence) Street Samurai - 2 HP, 2 MP, 3 Vigor - Block, Dodge +1, Attack +2 (sword) ● Water Cleaving - super effective against water and ice, and for 1 MP can use water and ice to make ranged strikes (120-170, crit > 160) Goldstone Crystals x5 /user/rollplaying/215#215 dragon, swordsman, and irathia of course. "Damn it to hell" Irathia groaned eyeing mason and his new friend. "I was hoping this would be over by now." Hoping desperately for something that will work Irathia call upon her magic again, the spell coalescing in the form of a dark skinned woman covered from head to toe in gold and camping a gold lamp which gave of a Bright light. "What is it you need from me child?" the woman asked as she scanned the area her eyes resting for a moment on mason and his...toast. "Anything, I'd rather not lose to that man now. but I feel one more spell might be the end of me." Irathia explained sounding tired. "I will see what i can do." the woman replied, raising her lantern slighly. Meanwhile the dragon and swordsman press the assaut in mason. both going in for a strike. #1080 -
tyrson (01/13/2016) [-] The dragon and the swordsman both land powerful strikes on the nimble rogue, and he drops, defeated. The match is won and victory is yours! The audience begins cheering, more loudly than you'd heard them cheer all day, and you are uplifted and overjoyed by their praise. With the battle over, your companions begin to fade away, their tenuous physical forms lacking the essence to remain without an infusion of your own. Zeveron / Invisible Dragon (companion) - 15 Essence - 3 HP, 2 MP - Summon for 1 MP, Flying, Invisible, Intelligent, Mount, Dodge +3, Attack +1 (bite), Hurricane Breath (-1 MP) Sluicing Samurai (companion) - 15 Essence - 2 HP, 2 MP, 3 Vigor - Block, Dodge +1, Attack +2 (sword, all hits vs ice and water are critical hits), Water Cleaving (-1 MP) Guiding Light (blessing) - 15 Essence - Activate (1 MP, once per encounter) to gain one of the following effects: ● Immunity vs Fear for the rest of the encounter ● Courage for 3 rounds ● Inspired spells (roll twice, choose which image to use) for 2 rounds ● Cast a spell using a random image from the first 15 results of an image search for "fantasy light". Regardless of the effect chosen, you create an area of bright light for 3 rounds that deals 0 light damage per round, dispels darkness, and grants all creatures in its area Resistance 1 vs dark damage. You leave the tournament grounds, unable to find your former "partner," and collect your winnings from the impressed looking man behind the desk. You gain 20 d'jay You also have 5 small goldstone crystals, which remain despite the absence of the magical armor that spawned them. They're probably valuable, or could be used for some magical purpose, but you won't know until you check with a vendor or specialist wizard. Everyone is excited and talking about your fight, but perhaps the most interesting question comes from the tournament organizer behind his desk. "You fightin' again?" I'll take zeveron for 15 essence and save my other 15 for now. "Maybe, i'll get back to you on that. for now i have to see a man about some gems." Irathia said absentmindedly as she headed toward the market. | ||
| #213 - **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 50-200*"** **darkoblivion rol… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on rollplaying's profile | 0 |
| **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-99999*"** **darkoblivion rolls 00,132** **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **darkoblivion rolls 244,706** | ||
| #212 - **darkoblivion used "*roll picture*"** **darkoblivion rolle… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on rollplaying's profile | 0 |
| **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 50-200*"** **darkoblivion rolls 080** **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-99999*"** **darkoblivion rolls 00,132** **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **darkoblivion rolls 244,706** | ||
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I'm not sure which part of this image you're hype about. i already new about the flamey ghost suit
the green one? is that necrom or someone else yet to be mentioned?
"Good to see you guys. Taking care of all of you... is also part of my Job"
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 3,317**
**darkoblivion rolls 3,317**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**darkoblivion rolls If you end up in the emergency room, you do not have to worry that your gender will keep you from receiving appropriate treatment, or that all of your medical issues will be seen as a result of your gender.***roll 1, male privilege*
**darkoblivion rolls If you end up in the emergency room, you do not have to worry that your gender will keep you from receiving appropriate treatment, or that all of your medical issues will be seen as a result of your gender.***roll 1, male privilege*
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**darkoblivion rolls If you are never promoted, it isn’t because of your sex**
**darkoblivion rolls If you are never promoted, it isn’t because of your sex**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 5,374**
**darkoblivion rolls 5,374**
not unless i have to use it. i was plannin on using the 1-17 roll for red magic.
I will not make you use it, but be aware that for future reference it is considered poor sportsmanship to roll for a purpose and then decide not to follow through and instead roll something else. Almost like when someone rolls a die and then declares their result quickly before yanking the die off of the table before anyone else can see what it was, or when someone fudges a roll to better than it was, or argues that the die didn't "bounce" enough and so rerolls.
alright, i've only ever done it when i couldn't figure out how to use an image. I mean if it's a matter of fairness might as well make me deal with the first roll just because, or make me use it as my next spell or something i don't know.
Nah, it's cool. Just a bit of a misunderstanding. The red spell you rolled was a little underwhelming anyway, so it's not like you got some great return out of the exchange anyway. Proceed as normal, and just be aware in the future.
Thanks, and I'm glad you're enjoying the game.
Thanks, and I'm glad you're enjoying the game.
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-17*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 17**
**darkoblivion rolls 17**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-300*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 035**
**darkoblivion rolls 035**
#904 to #895
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darkoblivion (07/24/2015) [-]
**darkoblivion used "*roll picture*"**
**darkoblivion rolled image** **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 31-330*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 124**
**darkoblivion rolled image** **darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 31-330*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 124**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, rpg race*"**
**darkoblivion rolls goblin**
**darkoblivion rolls goblin**
**darkoblivion used "*roll rpg race*"**
**darkoblivion rolls orc**
**darkoblivion rolls orc**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-50*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 45**
**darkoblivion rolls 45**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 8,586**
**darkoblivion rolls 8,586**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 25-175*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 155**
**darkoblivion rolls 155**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 25-175*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 086**
**darkoblivion rolls 086**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 3,484**
**darkoblivion rolls 3,484**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-50*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 09**
**darkoblivion rolls 09**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 25-175*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 030**
**darkoblivion rolls 030**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 7,555**
**darkoblivion rolls 7,555**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-50*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 46**
**darkoblivion rolls 46**
**darkoblivion used "*roll items*"**
**darkoblivion rolls FJ Crossbow**
Yulash growls as she watches her bolt get knocked away, but her scowl wuickly melts into a devilish smile as she dives into her pack.
**darkoblivion rolls FJ Crossbow**
Yulash growls as she watches her bolt get knocked away, but her scowl wuickly melts into a devilish smile as she dives into her pack.
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 2,484**
**darkoblivion rolls 2,484**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 7,504**
There's a glint in Yulash's eye as she see her bolt hit home despite the zombie elites efforts to stop it.
"Perfect" she chuckles as she loads another bolt and takes another shot.
**darkoblivion rolls 7,504**
There's a glint in Yulash's eye as she see her bolt hit home despite the zombie elites efforts to stop it.
"Perfect" she chuckles as she loads another bolt and takes another shot.
**darkoblivion used "*roll rare items*"**
**darkoblivion rolls Level 3 Axe**
Yulash takes a step back as her shield is assailed with energy from the zomboe mages spell. Her scowl returning she ses her fj crossbow at her side and digs into her pack. "I knew that one would be trouble, now if i could only find something useful." she muttered as she searched.
**darkoblivion rolls Level 3 Axe**
Yulash takes a step back as her shield is assailed with energy from the zomboe mages spell. Her scowl returning she ses her fj crossbow at her side and digs into her pack. "I knew that one would be trouble, now if i could only find something useful." she muttered as she searched.
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 9,070**
**darkoblivion rolls 9,070**
**darkoblivion used "*roll rare items*"**
**darkoblivion rolls Level 3 Greed Slime**
**darkoblivion rolls Level 3 Greed Slime**
**darkoblivion used "*roll rare items*"**
**darkoblivion rolls Basic Demonic Sword**
**darkoblivion rolls Basic Demonic Sword**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 9,243**
**darkoblivion rolls 9,243**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 1, 1-150*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 060**
*roll 2, 0-9999*
**darkoblivion rolls 060**
*roll 2, 0-9999*
**darkoblivion used "*roll rare items*"**
**darkoblivion rolls Demonic Bladed Ruby Mecha Blade**
**darkoblivion rolls Demonic Bladed Ruby Mecha Blade**
**darkoblivion used "*roll 2, 0-9999*"**
**darkoblivion rolls 8,505**
**darkoblivion rolls 1,030**
**darkoblivion rolls 8,505**
**darkoblivion rolls 1,030**
Just saying, best episode yet because i got to see my mailman again :^)
hamburger backpack is the last time he had a speaking role
and i really like his voice back then and i remember mentioning to you about wanting to see more of him which we now have
and i really like his voice back then and i remember mentioning to you about wanting to see more of him which we now have
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH **** !
back to back episode awesomness!
Lapis, you will be remembered ; _ ;7
back to back episode awesomness!
Lapis, you will be remembered ; _ ;7
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darkoblivion (03/13/2015) [-]
first of all mind blown. second of all dat garnet reveal. thirdly llapis will come back and so will jasper, as long as the show runs long enough.
The earth is so ****** if steven doesn't learn to use rose's gem powers. but he will and it shall be epic.
The earth is so ****** if steven doesn't learn to use rose's gem powers. but he will and it shall be epic.
is there still an episode tomorrow or was that it for the week?
also yeah i know but respect must given for the fallen, even if they come back.
ALSO! the whole fact that garnet is a fusion is overshadowed in my eyes by the fact she had a song :3
also yeah i know but respect must given for the fallen, even if they come back.
ALSO! the whole fact that garnet is a fusion is overshadowed in my eyes by the fact she had a song :3
casual garnet was so nice, almost makes her my favorite.
pearl likes swords, i just can't deny that yo
pearl likes swords, i just can't deny that yo
I think I finally understand why I like pearl so much.
She kind of resembles a knight, and the new episode made it finally click.
Love me some knighthood in characters
She kind of resembles a knight, and the new episode made it finally click.
Love me some knighthood in characters
it was all building up here and there throughout the season, we just needed the perfect push...
lion was our hidden ace
lion was our hidden ace
hidden my ass, how could the smart one see a pink magic lion and think "hmm, this has nothing to do with rose, it's impossible."
I can admit i didnt until i saw some stuff relating to rose, like her sword
and eventually when steven went into him
and eventually when steven went into him
I knew from the beginning he was linked t steven and anything linked to steven is linked to his mom in some fashion.
true, but i'm bad at putting dots together most the time.
looking at the previews for the next episodes got me really excited too, especially the next episode. we finally get to see greg start that album he mentioned making during lapis's episodes
looking at the previews for the next episodes got me really excited too, especially the next episode. we finally get to see greg start that album he mentioned making during lapis's episodes

