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#15 - Who the actual **** even cares  [+] (12 new replies) 10/20/2013 on How it really goes +176
#117 - lamarisagoodname (10/21/2013) [-]
I second this motion


whoever sees content as something to be praised for and owned is doing it wrong
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2013) [-]
Alot of people care, im pretty sure you care too but you want to be part of the minority and be le cool and edgy xD Fuck you
User avatar #70 - darknesking (10/21/2013) [-]
If i cared so much then why would i even come to this site if i wanted to be the first one to see the new content i would go primarily to 4chan and reddit, i come here cause the people are funny and the interface is better i don't give a shit if the stuff is old and you saw it first because the fact that it made me laugh is just fine for me.
User avatar #95 - ninjaspartan (10/21/2013) [-]
Could'na said it better myself.
User avatar #96 - darknesking (10/21/2013) [-]
Lol the funny part about this reply is that i didnt notice that it was just an anonfag until i was almost done with it so i just finished it.
#58 - gayboard (10/21/2013) [-]
I...


I do not care!
User avatar #61 - darknesking (10/21/2013) [-]
Well at least somebody sees my fuckin point You and the other 60+ people
User avatar #63 - gayboard (10/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think this whole imageboard elitism is dumb. Everyone just shut the fuck up and enjoy the internet I say.
User avatar #64 - darknesking (10/21/2013) [-]
LISTEN TO THIS FUCKIN GUY HE KNOWS HIS SHIT!
User avatar #24 - DrCharizardd (10/20/2013) [-]
i was wondering who elses did not care...
User avatar #16 - meatloafman (10/20/2013) [-]
obviously someone
User avatar #19 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Apparently the point of origin if important to some people but i dont understand why people always care where it came from and not that they had the chance to see it and laugh at the picture or gain something from it, so i so again who actually gives a shit
#70 - Yea lol i actually got a next gen aurora for myself so i can p… 10/20/2013 on Nostalgia 0
#66 - oh i thought you were talking about the ship company in the ga…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Nostalgia 0
#68 - angelusprimus (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I noticed that they named companies in game after old companies Roberts worked in. I think Iron Anvil is in there too
User avatar #70 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Yea lol i actually got a next gen aurora for myself so i can play the game my friend got a freelance so yea also i wonder if they made the extremely fast ships be apart of the origins company for the irony
#64 - What did orgin do, you mean the company in the game that has n…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Nostalgia 0
#65 - angelusprimus (10/20/2013) [-]
Origin Systems, was a gaming company in the nineties, that pretty much created space sim genre. Chris Roberts, who is making Star Citizen was main creator and producer of Wing Commander series, and chief creative officer of Origin Systems.
Origin got bought off by EA, forced to make fast cheap sequels and then just keep putting everything into Ultima Online, stopping them from making anything else, untill Origin went out of business.
They kept the Origin's properties and have not done anything with any of them in over 10 years.
User avatar #66 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
oh i thought you were talking about the ship company in the game named origin not that lol
#68 - angelusprimus (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I noticed that they named companies in game after old companies Roberts worked in. I think Iron Anvil is in there too
User avatar #70 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Yea lol i actually got a next gen aurora for myself so i can play the game my friend got a freelance so yea also i wonder if they made the extremely fast ships be apart of the origins company for the irony
#58 - HOPEFULLY THERE IS HOPE TO HAVE HOPE  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Nostalgia 0
User avatar #59 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I hope you're right
#56 - Nah man its fine i didnt get my first job until like 16 so its fine  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Nostalgia 0
User avatar #57 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
cool, then it's still hope.

hopefully.

User avatar #58 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
HOPEFULLY THERE IS HOPE TO HAVE HOPE
User avatar #59 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I hope you're right
#54 - Well this game dosent actually come out until this time next y…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Nostalgia 0
User avatar #55 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
sweet. maybe I somehow will get a job til then so my parents can't complain about my money use even if they wanted to (I'm 15 btw so the whole parents thing doesn't seem creepy, right?)
User avatar #56 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Nah man its fine i didnt get my first job until like 16 so its fine
User avatar #57 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
cool, then it's still hope.

hopefully.

User avatar #58 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
HOPEFULLY THERE IS HOPE TO HAVE HOPE
User avatar #59 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I hope you're right
#52 - Well there is not a subscription base if what you are asking b…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Nostalgia 0
User avatar #53 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
uuuggghhh, my parents doesn't really like me buying games and all, and there are so many games that I have to buy coming out lately which I can't pirate (Pokemon X/Y, elder Scrolls Online, Arkham Origins and probably a few more I can't think of)
User avatar #54 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Well this game dosent actually come out until this time next year so you have time plus this game is completely funded by the community and its already made 24 million dollars with no publishers so yea
User avatar #55 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
sweet. maybe I somehow will get a job til then so my parents can't complain about my money use even if they wanted to (I'm 15 btw so the whole parents thing doesn't seem creepy, right?)
User avatar #56 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Nah man its fine i didnt get my first job until like 16 so its fine
User avatar #57 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
cool, then it's still hope.

hopefully.

User avatar #58 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
HOPEFULLY THERE IS HOPE TO HAVE HOPE
User avatar #59 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I hope you're right
#27 - How many of those do you have  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on cause he died 0
#28 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
I can't say that I've kept track.
#25 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on cause he died 0
#26 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
#27 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
How many of those do you have
#28 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
I can't say that I've kept track.
#23 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2013 on cause he died 0
#24 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
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#27 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
How many of those do you have
#28 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
I can't say that I've kept track.
#20 - Well that's just a half assed reason for not liking someones c…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/20/2013 on cause he died 0
#22 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
#23 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
#24 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
#25 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
#26 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
#27 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
How many of those do you have
#28 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
I can't say that I've kept track.
#48 - have fun  [+] (9 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Nostalgia 0
User avatar #51 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm watching the video with the creator talking about it now. and I have already nerdgasmd alot. I just hope for the love of Arceus my laptop can do it and it's free
User avatar #52 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Well there is not a subscription base if what you are asking but you do have to buy the game and its like 30 dollars and it will amazing
User avatar #53 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
uuuggghhh, my parents doesn't really like me buying games and all, and there are so many games that I have to buy coming out lately which I can't pirate (Pokemon X/Y, elder Scrolls Online, Arkham Origins and probably a few more I can't think of)
User avatar #54 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Well this game dosent actually come out until this time next year so you have time plus this game is completely funded by the community and its already made 24 million dollars with no publishers so yea
User avatar #55 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
sweet. maybe I somehow will get a job til then so my parents can't complain about my money use even if they wanted to (I'm 15 btw so the whole parents thing doesn't seem creepy, right?)
User avatar #56 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Nah man its fine i didnt get my first job until like 16 so its fine
User avatar #57 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
cool, then it's still hope.

hopefully.

User avatar #58 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
HOPEFULLY THERE IS HOPE TO HAVE HOPE
User avatar #59 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I hope you're right
#16 - I understand that they die but this comment was not in bad tas…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/20/2013 on cause he died 0
#17 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
If one does not like something, they thumb it down.

It's as simple as that.

I didn't like it, I thumbed it down.
User avatar #20 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Well that's just a half assed reason for not liking someones content and it still does not make sense but whatever i digress
#22 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
#23 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
#24 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
#25 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
#26 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
#27 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
How many of those do you have
#28 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
I can't say that I've kept track.
#46 - Look it up my good sir it will change your life!  [+] (11 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Nostalgia 0
User avatar #47 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I would if I knew what it was
User avatar #51 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm watching the video with the creator talking about it now. and I have already nerdgasmd alot. I just hope for the love of Arceus my laptop can do it and it's free
User avatar #52 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Well there is not a subscription base if what you are asking but you do have to buy the game and its like 30 dollars and it will amazing
User avatar #53 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
uuuggghhh, my parents doesn't really like me buying games and all, and there are so many games that I have to buy coming out lately which I can't pirate (Pokemon X/Y, elder Scrolls Online, Arkham Origins and probably a few more I can't think of)
User avatar #54 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Well this game dosent actually come out until this time next year so you have time plus this game is completely funded by the community and its already made 24 million dollars with no publishers so yea
User avatar #55 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
sweet. maybe I somehow will get a job til then so my parents can't complain about my money use even if they wanted to (I'm 15 btw so the whole parents thing doesn't seem creepy, right?)
User avatar #56 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Nah man its fine i didnt get my first job until like 16 so its fine
User avatar #57 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
cool, then it's still hope.

hopefully.

User avatar #58 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
HOPEFULLY THERE IS HOPE TO HAVE HOPE
User avatar #59 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I hope you're right
#16 - NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NO… 10/19/2013 on nope nope nope! I quit... +2
#6 - Why did you guys down vote him?  [+] (12 new replies) 10/19/2013 on cause he died 0
User avatar #10 - secretmouse (10/19/2013) [-]
If you've ever read the Harry Potter series (or watched it) and loved the Weasley twins, I'm certain that you'd understand.
User avatar #16 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
I understand that they die but this comment was not in bad taste which i ask again why did you guys down vote him
#17 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
If one does not like something, they thumb it down.

It's as simple as that.

I didn't like it, I thumbed it down.
User avatar #20 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Well that's just a half assed reason for not liking someones content and it still does not make sense but whatever i digress
#22 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
#23 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
#24 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
#25 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
#26 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
#27 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
How many of those do you have
#28 - secretmouse (10/20/2013) [-]
I can't say that I've kept track.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2013) [-]
fuck him and you, that's why
#17 - To all console gamers out there, thanks for beta testing GTA 5… 10/19/2013 on (untitled) -8
#20 - Just gana leave this here....  [+] (19 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Nostalgia 0
#61 - angelusprimus (10/20/2013) [-]
When I read that Roberts is doing "Wing Commander in all but a name" game I nearly cried from joy.
And then got filled with pure, white hot, rage at what EA did to Origin.
User avatar #64 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
What did orgin do, you mean the company in the game that has nothing to do with EA ?
#65 - angelusprimus (10/20/2013) [-]
Origin Systems, was a gaming company in the nineties, that pretty much created space sim genre. Chris Roberts, who is making Star Citizen was main creator and producer of Wing Commander series, and chief creative officer of Origin Systems.
Origin got bought off by EA, forced to make fast cheap sequels and then just keep putting everything into Ultima Online, stopping them from making anything else, untill Origin went out of business.
They kept the Origin's properties and have not done anything with any of them in over 10 years.
User avatar #66 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
oh i thought you were talking about the ship company in the game named origin not that lol
#68 - angelusprimus (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I noticed that they named companies in game after old companies Roberts worked in. I think Iron Anvil is in there too
User avatar #70 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Yea lol i actually got a next gen aurora for myself so i can play the game my friend got a freelance so yea also i wonder if they made the extremely fast ships be apart of the origins company for the irony
#43 - sexyhimself (10/19/2013) [-]
wh- what is that..... it looks so...... beatifull
User avatar #46 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Look it up my good sir it will change your life!
User avatar #47 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I would if I knew what it was
User avatar #51 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm watching the video with the creator talking about it now. and I have already nerdgasmd alot. I just hope for the love of Arceus my laptop can do it and it's free
User avatar #52 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Well there is not a subscription base if what you are asking but you do have to buy the game and its like 30 dollars and it will amazing
User avatar #53 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
uuuggghhh, my parents doesn't really like me buying games and all, and there are so many games that I have to buy coming out lately which I can't pirate (Pokemon X/Y, elder Scrolls Online, Arkham Origins and probably a few more I can't think of)
User avatar #54 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Well this game dosent actually come out until this time next year so you have time plus this game is completely funded by the community and its already made 24 million dollars with no publishers so yea
User avatar #55 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
sweet. maybe I somehow will get a job til then so my parents can't complain about my money use even if they wanted to (I'm 15 btw so the whole parents thing doesn't seem creepy, right?)
User avatar #56 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
Nah man its fine i didnt get my first job until like 16 so its fine
User avatar #57 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
cool, then it's still hope.

hopefully.

User avatar #58 - darknesking (10/20/2013) [-]
HOPEFULLY THERE IS HOPE TO HAVE HOPE
User avatar #59 - sexyhimself (10/20/2013) [-]
I hope you're right
#188 - I apologize if i don't feel like talking to a brick wall.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on old but still makes me laugh -1
#189 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
Says the person who isn't listening to my reasoning...

The by all means, feel free to shove your head back up your ass, be a grumpy mess, Don't mind me, over here, having the fun, laughing with the majority of people who have a sense of humour. Laughing at fat people falling over. It's ok though, your stubbornness is of no interest of mine.
#186 - K.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2013 on old but still makes me laugh -1
User avatar #187 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
And just like that, you became an asshole. Good Job.
User avatar #188 - darknesking (10/17/2013) [-]
I apologize if i don't feel like talking to a brick wall.
#189 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
Says the person who isn't listening to my reasoning...

The by all means, feel free to shove your head back up your ass, be a grumpy mess, Don't mind me, over here, having the fun, laughing with the majority of people who have a sense of humour. Laughing at fat people falling over. It's ok though, your stubbornness is of no interest of mine.
#184 - Alright your right im wrong have fun living in your box ill be…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2013 on old but still makes me laugh -1
User avatar #185 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm not living in a box, I'm embracing the scrutiny of others and taking it in a light hearted fashion by laughing at the humour behind it., that's not living in a box.

You are living in a box, because you lack the ability to laugh at yourself, don't take it seriously, seriously don't, the more you laugh the better things become, and you'll feel better because of it, there's no point sitting around and being offended by everything, that'll just turn you into Mr. Grumpypants, and it'll annoy you and the people around you.
User avatar #186 - darknesking (10/17/2013) [-]
K.
User avatar #187 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
And just like that, you became an asshole. Good Job.
User avatar #188 - darknesking (10/17/2013) [-]
I apologize if i don't feel like talking to a brick wall.
#189 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
Says the person who isn't listening to my reasoning...

The by all means, feel free to shove your head back up your ass, be a grumpy mess, Don't mind me, over here, having the fun, laughing with the majority of people who have a sense of humour. Laughing at fat people falling over. It's ok though, your stubbornness is of no interest of mine.
#182 - I will realize this once you understand that not all people fr…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/17/2013 on old but still makes me laugh -1
User avatar #183 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
I laugh at the jokes, not the people. I laugh at jokes aimed at my country, and people...

as well as jokes aimed at the usa and it's people. Lighten up.
User avatar #184 - darknesking (10/17/2013) [-]
Alright your right im wrong have fun living in your box ill be here respecting other people and not making an ass out of myself
User avatar #185 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm not living in a box, I'm embracing the scrutiny of others and taking it in a light hearted fashion by laughing at the humour behind it., that's not living in a box.

You are living in a box, because you lack the ability to laugh at yourself, don't take it seriously, seriously don't, the more you laugh the better things become, and you'll feel better because of it, there's no point sitting around and being offended by everything, that'll just turn you into Mr. Grumpypants, and it'll annoy you and the people around you.
User avatar #186 - darknesking (10/17/2013) [-]
K.
User avatar #187 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
And just like that, you became an asshole. Good Job.
User avatar #188 - darknesking (10/17/2013) [-]
I apologize if i don't feel like talking to a brick wall.
#189 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
Says the person who isn't listening to my reasoning...

The by all means, feel free to shove your head back up your ass, be a grumpy mess, Don't mind me, over here, having the fun, laughing with the majority of people who have a sense of humour. Laughing at fat people falling over. It's ok though, your stubbornness is of no interest of mine.
#179 - No whole country is uncultured , and leave my colon out of thi…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/17/2013 on old but still makes me laugh -1
User avatar #181 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
Then pull your head out your ass and realise that people will laugh at stuff you may not laugh at.
User avatar #182 - darknesking (10/17/2013) [-]
I will realize this once you understand that not all people from a country are stupid dumb shits just because of a few people
User avatar #183 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
I laugh at the jokes, not the people. I laugh at jokes aimed at my country, and people...

as well as jokes aimed at the usa and it's people. Lighten up.
User avatar #184 - darknesking (10/17/2013) [-]
Alright your right im wrong have fun living in your box ill be here respecting other people and not making an ass out of myself
User avatar #185 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm not living in a box, I'm embracing the scrutiny of others and taking it in a light hearted fashion by laughing at the humour behind it., that's not living in a box.

You are living in a box, because you lack the ability to laugh at yourself, don't take it seriously, seriously don't, the more you laugh the better things become, and you'll feel better because of it, there's no point sitting around and being offended by everything, that'll just turn you into Mr. Grumpypants, and it'll annoy you and the people around you.
User avatar #186 - darknesking (10/17/2013) [-]
K.
User avatar #187 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
And just like that, you became an asshole. Good Job.
User avatar #188 - darknesking (10/17/2013) [-]
I apologize if i don't feel like talking to a brick wall.
#189 - mrhazzy (10/17/2013) [-]
Says the person who isn't listening to my reasoning...

The by all means, feel free to shove your head back up your ass, be a grumpy mess, Don't mind me, over here, having the fun, laughing with the majority of people who have a sense of humour. Laughing at fat people falling over. It's ok though, your stubbornness is of no interest of mine.
#51 - I read " To infinity ampersand right " is there some…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on Buzz Off +1
User avatar #57 - NachosNToast (10/17/2013) [-]
Nope, I did the same thing...
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