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#61 - I ******* lost it at "By Jove" im going to hell 11/18/2013 on See you in hell. 0
#27 - Look at the date and its not just for the pc either its for a… 11/18/2013 on What really happened 0
#7 - Wow i live in Florida and have never seen snow this if this is…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Description +26
#76 - fukkendragonite (11/18/2013) [-]
Snow can be quite beautiful but honestly... from my perspective it fucking sucks because it's cold as fuck and you lose feeling in your toes within seconds of stepping outside the door.

You just enjoy your Florida sun for now. Climate Change will bring the snow to you soon enough. Enjoy snowless winters while they last mate...
User avatar #73 - bubblenote (11/18/2013) [-]
no snow is just cold and white and disgusting
User avatar #35 - Shiny (11/18/2013) [-]
It is if you have that kind of photography rig. Otherwise it's just a bunch of cold white slop you have to shovel off of your driveway.
#30 - derpipotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I live in a tropical country and I've never seen snow either. I wish I could see it in person.
#25 - comeshot (11/18/2013) [-]
in colorado the snow is really dry and fluffy, you can just hold up a magnifying glass and see it. its pretty cool
User avatar #15 - lmaopwnt (11/18/2013) [-]
Yea, they do, all snowflakes have thair own unique design. They're pretty small though, so at a glance they all just look like little white specks.
User avatar #14 - gotbannedicusvile (11/18/2013) [-]
Also, no two are the same.
User avatar #11 - symmiie (11/18/2013) [-]
It is.
#20 - Did you know that that game was delayed until June 30th?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on What really happened 0
User avatar #21 - vladhellsing (11/18/2013) [-]
Early 2014 is what I'm hearing.
User avatar #27 - darknesking (11/18/2013) [-]
www.gamestop.com/pc/games/watch-dogs/108090 Look at the date and its not just for the pc either its for all versions.
#72 - Related 11/18/2013 on #rekt 0
#45 - Picture 11/17/2013 on found this in my folders +1
#242 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Shots Fired 0
User avatar #266 - IceViper (11/17/2013) [-]
If Microsoft is making fun of Sony for fucking up, then they must be confident that they wont fuck up themselves, meaning their release will contain less problems if they are right.
User avatar #267 - darknesking (11/23/2013) [-]
Reports are in the xbone has a lot of malfunctions.
#46 - I highly doubt that the xbone will be "Problem Free"…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Shots Fired 0
User avatar #238 - IceViper (11/16/2013) [-]
right, but i am saying the xbone will likely have substantially less problems because of Microsoft's confidence in their own launch.
#242 - darknesking (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #266 - IceViper (11/17/2013) [-]
If Microsoft is making fun of Sony for fucking up, then they must be confident that they wont fuck up themselves, meaning their release will contain less problems if they are right.
User avatar #267 - darknesking (11/23/2013) [-]
Reports are in the xbone has a lot of malfunctions.
#40 - Ok nothing was as bad as the red ring of death with the xbox 3…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Shots Fired 0
User avatar #43 - IceViper (11/16/2013) [-]
well since microsoft made that comment, it must mean that they are confident in their own release. I wouldnt be surprised if the xbone was pretty problem free
User avatar #46 - darknesking (11/16/2013) [-]
I highly doubt that the xbone will be "Problem Free" seeing their track record of console problems, i don't understand why people expect new things to be problem free with the amount of time these companies give their engineers to build the damn units, they will both have problems doesnt matter who makes it.
User avatar #238 - IceViper (11/16/2013) [-]
right, but i am saying the xbone will likely have substantially less problems because of Microsoft's confidence in their own launch.
#242 - darknesking (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #266 - IceViper (11/17/2013) [-]
If Microsoft is making fun of Sony for fucking up, then they must be confident that they wont fuck up themselves, meaning their release will contain less problems if they are right.
User avatar #267 - darknesking (11/23/2013) [-]
Reports are in the xbone has a lot of malfunctions.
#58 - I don't think Bethesda would put any of their games on just on… 11/13/2013 on Waiting +2
#24 - I think you might be right. 11/12/2013 on Everyone on youtube now +1
#151 - Picture 11/11/2013 on Difficulty Curve +3
#12 - Omg best read ever man thanks for the link!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Fats Mcgee, and his Retards... +1
User avatar #13 - ericforeman (11/05/2013) [-]
Np. been on my favorites for a long time.
#5 - ******* beautiful 11/05/2013 on Fats Mcgee, and his Retards... +6
#4 - Picture 11/05/2013 on that's kind of..why... +2
#38 - A stereotype within a stereotype some of my best work right here 11/05/2013 on THIS MOTHERFUCKER +1
#33 - Go back to Europe you stereotyping cunt.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2013 on THIS MOTHERFUCKER +6
#37 - eating (11/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 - darknesking (11/05/2013) [-]
A stereotype within a stereotype some of my best work right here
#32 - Comment deleted 11/05/2013 on THIS MOTHERFUCKER 0
#7 - Love this gif  [+] (6 new replies) 11/05/2013 on found this in my files +17
#177 - takesomemorewater (11/06/2013) [-]
Is that I M MEEN?
#68 - meatboy (11/05/2013) [-]
First I thought it was some sort of reference to the song "X gon give it to ya".
But oh boy, the result I found, was more horrible than I expected...
User avatar #64 - redthumbmaster (11/05/2013) [-]
What's it from?
#69 - meatboy (11/05/2013) [-]
Foodfight

A horrible movie with a budget of $65 million
#20 - vissova has deleted their comment.
#63 - rakoom (11/05/2013) [-]
Making my way downtown
#11 - Butt hurt Christians, lol 11/04/2013 on Makes just as much sense. +2
#9 - Don't down vote him, it make as much of sense as having a gian…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Makes just as much sense. +3
#10 - whatareyouon (11/04/2013) [-]
>mfw butt hurt Christians who can't take a joke thumb me down.
#12 - coolioplasm (11/04/2013) [-]
>mfw butthurd athiest gets thumbed down for getting thumbed down
#13 - whatareyouon (11/04/2013) [-]
"gets thumbed down for getting thumbed down"
not quite sure what you're trying to say
also please don't make fool hearty assumptions that I'm an atheist(<- spelled correctly btw) it's not just the atheist community that thinks that 2000 year old farms tale has been over told.
User avatar #16 - coolioplasm (11/05/2013) [-]
I GOT IT! You're butthurt over being thumbed down
User avatar #14 - coolioplasm (11/04/2013) [-]
gets thumbed down for being butthurt over being thumbed down***
User avatar #15 - coolioplasm (11/04/2013) [-]
or up i dunno, i forget what I'm doing
#11 - darknesking (11/04/2013) [-]
Butt hurt Christians, lol
#8 - Comment deleted 11/04/2013 on Makes just as much sense. 0
#1219 - Mass effect 2 and Fallout 3 wtf will even happen. 11/04/2013 on description 0
#284 - Nether does judging a person when you don't know anything about them.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on unpopular opinion #1 0
#340 - icametocomment (11/04/2013) [-]
And yet I continue to judge.
#213 - So you don't have a problem with her outer appearance and the …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2013 on unpopular opinion #1 0
User avatar #215 - icametocomment (11/04/2013) [-]
All the same, pageants don't exactly build life skills.
User avatar #284 - darknesking (11/04/2013) [-]
Nether does judging a person when you don't know anything about them.
#340 - icametocomment (11/04/2013) [-]
And yet I continue to judge.
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