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#38 - The i guess the Doctor visited him and gave him the secret of …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/02/2013 on That's pretty damn high +1
User avatar #39 - temporalguardian (12/02/2013) [-]
or that bookshelf is a tardis. the lab is a sentient talking thing. and we all know that tardis' are living sentient creatures.

Dexter is a fucking time lord. and he's a ginger. he's the fucking doctor
User avatar #40 - darknesking (12/02/2013) [-]
Whats his title then the Geek?
User avatar #41 - temporalguardian (12/02/2013) [-]
dont be silly...he's the boy genius.
User avatar #42 - darknesking (12/02/2013) [-]
One word Nig Nog!
User avatar #43 - temporalguardian (12/02/2013) [-]
pshh, The boygenius. derp
#44 - darknesking (12/02/2013) [-]
Pshhh i guess
User avatar #45 - temporalguardian (12/02/2013) [-]
I wonder what my name would be.
#36 - Either its under the house or its the Doctor Who Tardis Paradox  [+] (9 new replies) 12/02/2013 on That's pretty damn high +1
User avatar #37 - temporalguardian (12/02/2013) [-]
I say time lord science, because if i remember correctly the lab is located on the second floor behind a bookshelf
User avatar #38 - darknesking (12/02/2013) [-]
The i guess the Doctor visited him and gave him the secret of putting stuff inside stuff and making that stuff bigger.
User avatar #39 - temporalguardian (12/02/2013) [-]
or that bookshelf is a tardis. the lab is a sentient talking thing. and we all know that tardis' are living sentient creatures.

Dexter is a fucking time lord. and he's a ginger. he's the fucking doctor
User avatar #40 - darknesking (12/02/2013) [-]
Whats his title then the Geek?
User avatar #41 - temporalguardian (12/02/2013) [-]
dont be silly...he's the boy genius.
User avatar #42 - darknesking (12/02/2013) [-]
One word Nig Nog!
User avatar #43 - temporalguardian (12/02/2013) [-]
pshh, The boygenius. derp
#44 - darknesking (12/02/2013) [-]
Pshhh i guess
User avatar #45 - temporalguardian (12/02/2013) [-]
I wonder what my name would be.
#694 - Maximum Frog Kingdom!? 12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault +1
#2 - I never understood why he got all paranormal at this scene.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Check Description 0
User avatar #3 - vicsix (12/01/2013) [-]
He was affected by it like Smeagol. He had a craving for the ring, and having it reappear in his life probably reactivated the craving, sending him batshit. I've never seen the movies, so I'm guessing he just saw the ring from Frodo and grabbed for it.
User avatar #6 - spawnconnery (12/01/2013) [-]
Obligatory recommendation of the movies Seriously though, they're pretty good. I can't personally attest to the accuracy in smaller details, but it would appear that they got them right.
#19 - Pretty much the same thing but just a little bit lazier. 12/01/2013 on Black Friday Be Crazy +1
#7 - What video is that from?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2013 on get on his level +1
User avatar #11 - oestereich (12/01/2013) [-]
Bloopers, Glitches & Silly Stuff - Skate 3 Ep. 1
I'm just watching all three episodes to find the right point
User avatar #12 - oestereich (12/01/2013) [-]
hm, sorry it isn't. Either i've overlooked it or it isn't in those clips.
At least Skate 3 seems to be the game.
User avatar #24 - nuclearderp (12/02/2013) [-]
The guy who did it was HelixSnake. It's not the exact video but it still is funny.
Helix Snake's top 50 favorite Skate 3 clips
#17 - We do what we must, cause a pirate free, you are a pirate, YAR…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Black Friday Be Crazy +1
User avatar #18 - guywithafork (12/01/2013) [-]
I can see how it could be used interchangably with Etc.
User avatar #19 - darknesking (12/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much the same thing but just a little bit lazier.
#15 - I think its one of those things that means "Im not finish…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Black Friday Be Crazy +3
User avatar #16 - guywithafork (12/01/2013) [-]
Why must you do this.
User avatar #17 - darknesking (12/01/2013) [-]
We do what we must, cause a pirate free, you are a pirate, YARGH HARGH FIDDLE DE DE, do what you must cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE...
User avatar #18 - guywithafork (12/01/2013) [-]
I can see how it could be used interchangably with Etc.
User avatar #19 - darknesking (12/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much the same thing but just a little bit lazier.
#80 - That gif gets me every time man 12/01/2013 on Paul Walker +1
#99 - Well how about the fact that the only reason black friday and … 12/01/2013 on Black Friday/CyberMonday -1
#96 - I hope you understand that black friday and cyber monday aren'…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Black Friday/CyberMonday -1
#97 - dontknowmeatall (12/01/2013) [-]
What the fuck does religion have to do with this?
User avatar #99 - darknesking (12/01/2013) [-]
Well how about the fact that the only reason black friday and cyber monday exist is because christmas was turned into a merchandizing holiday and you are suppose to buy shit for that holiday a month in advance.
#37 - Solid i believe it died a few million years ago, i might be wr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on Terraforming Mars 0
User avatar #45 - cmkpower (11/29/2013) [-]
It is solid which also caused it to loose its magnetic field and therefore also the majority of its atmosphere.
#13 - Picture 11/29/2013 on /(.) (.)\ +3
#41 - lol 11/29/2013 on There's no other 0
#121 - I watched that whole thing on youtube and that women is so ign…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on Wut? +3
User avatar #125 - Silver Quantum (11/29/2013) [-]
seriously, it almost caused me physical pain to watch it. i just had to stop watching after 15 minutes
#39 - Your pic reminded me of this.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2013 on There's no other 0
#40 - motherfuckingkenji (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's my profile pic.
Also, here's the original just because.
User avatar #41 - darknesking (11/29/2013) [-]
lol
#10 - Just watched the episode that this gif is from, almost broke d… 11/26/2013 on Description +1
#4 - Wait this is a Canadian joke wheres the syrup and hockey?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2013 on I'm Canadian. +3
User avatar #42 - waterbottlemanboy (11/27/2013) [-]
I know, I live in Georgia, and the people here go absolutely ape shit at the thought of snow during Winter or Autumn, they will actually raid the Grocer, always canned foods and toilet paper are gone instantly when we're told we might get a slight drizzle of snow for an hour. All the while me and my family are here just by the fire pit.
User avatar #19 - chaosnazo (11/26/2013) [-]
In your heart
User avatar #14 - genericnickname (11/26/2013) [-]
Forget them. Sorry.
#11 - Clever **** 11/26/2013 on Jaden Smith's Translator 0
#36 - Same thing happened to me but with James's ship. 11/26/2013 on Glitch 0
#35 - Other than the brotherhood and 2 its pretty ******* good. 11/26/2013 on Glitch 0
#267 - Reports are in the xbone has a lot of malfunctions. 11/23/2013 on Shots Fired 0
#99 - That woman on the right does not look 13  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Feels trip everyone! -3
#101 - amuzen (11/22/2013) [-]
I feel like you didn't even try to read it

The thirteen year old** daughter** of the lady on the left** passed away.**
Her** heart** was** donated** to the woman on the right.
This is a mother listening to her daughters heartbeat for** final** time.
User avatar #100 - lostinthemusic (11/22/2013) [-]
She's is listening to her daughters heart AFTER it was transplanted into the woman.
Idk if that still qualifies as her heartbeat but, y'know, ... stuff.
#94 - Omg im so ******* confused they way this is worde…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Feels trip everyone! 0
#96 - amuzen (11/22/2013) [-]
The mother (AKA the person on the left AKA the one listening to the stethoscope) is listening to the heart of her daughter inside the chest of the patient (Aka the woman on the right AKA the woman holding the stethoscope up to her chest)
I think you just misread it.
User avatar #99 - darknesking (11/22/2013) [-]
That woman on the right does not look 13
#101 - amuzen (11/22/2013) [-]
I feel like you didn't even try to read it

The thirteen year old** daughter** of the lady on the left** passed away.**
Her** heart** was** donated** to the woman on the right.
This is a mother listening to her daughters heartbeat for** final** time.
User avatar #100 - lostinthemusic (11/22/2013) [-]
She's is listening to her daughters heart AFTER it was transplanted into the woman.
Idk if that still qualifies as her heartbeat but, y'know, ... stuff.
#12 - I have a license to carry a gun i would most likely shoot him … 11/19/2013 on punchline -1
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