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#33 - I guess im the only one but i actually prefer diet to regular,…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2013 on Murica logic 0
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#61 - whiteblob (12/21/2013) [-]
Oh my god, I can't believe it, it's so inredible. I didn't think it was possible, wow. I finally met the only person in all of fucking fj that prefers diet. I'm so happy that all my life has lead to this, it... it is incredible. I'm going to tell my grandchildren about it, they will hear the tales for so many generations that people will start thinking it's just a mythe. I shall tell them that I on the year 2013/12/20 met the only person in the whole fucking world that likes diet coke, I'm going to tell them how they produce so much of it only for you, the only person that prefers diet coke.
TL;DR: No, you are not the only one.
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#64 - darknesking (12/21/2013) [-]
No need to be a dick about it
#107 - How long have you been waiting to use that.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on H20 0
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#109 - deviousdanish (12/20/2013) [-]
It also applies to small gifs, so he gets more than just this occasion to use that.
#53 - Sorry if im a dick for doing my job but people are idiots, the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Shitstorm upcoming! +1
#54 - autoxx (12/17/2013) [-]
NOW you're getting it!
#45 - i dont know why people think Canadians are so polite, they are…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Shitstorm upcoming! +1
#51 - autoxx (12/17/2013) [-]
We are conscientious consumers, you're just a dick so we ignore you.
#53 - darknesking (12/17/2013) [-]
Sorry if im a dick for doing my job but people are idiots, they drop shit and then dont understand that it costs money, you know what now that i think of it its not just Canadians its all people fuck everyone!
#54 - autoxx (12/17/2013) [-]
NOW you're getting it!
#54 - Hes part of the main story line you meet him to gain entrance … 12/15/2013 on the gullible husband 0
#16 - Wow no one even tries to help him what assholes. 12/14/2013 on Badass fedora. 0
#98 - Do you have any idea what show that is from? Any Source 12/13/2013 on Snorlax: In the way since 1996 0
#26 - I think he is actually mentally handicapped, not even kidding … 12/13/2013 on Fuck this guy +7
#25 - I ******* hate this pompous egotistical cunt, we should put hi… 12/13/2013 on Fuck this guy 0
#57 - I live in west palm FL and the ratio of fat to skinny people i… 12/13/2013 on Fatcat 0