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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: PS3, PSP, DS, Gamecube
PSN: Arcaniteking2400
Interests: Card Games and all that is mystic
Date Signed Up:4/24/2012
Last Login:11/01/2012
Location:Puzzle Town
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#1546340 - ..... W...what....but why... I don't... .....  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
#1546381 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]

Don't worry about it! I'm used to it all by now, and it's what I'm here to do anyways.

I mean, she does own me after all.
#1546172 - good lord, what?!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
#1546276 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah...

I'm not going to go into details because I still feel like she'll punish me, but I'm not actually a cubone...I'm just a human that wears a skull like this because it was the first thing I found and I like cubones.

But yeah....I'm also supposed to do anything she says too, so there's no avoiding these things either.
#1546340 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
.....
W...what....but why...

I don't...
.....
#1546381 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]

Don't worry about it! I'm used to it all by now, and it's what I'm here to do anyways.

I mean, she does own me after all.
#1546059 - i'm sure she won't do anything to someone as adorable as a cubone!  [+] (5 new replies) 11/01/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
#1546097 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]


She's the reason I wear the helmet.
Precaution.
And the fact that my actual skull needs to set into place to heal right.
#1546172 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
good lord, what?!
#1546276 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah...

I'm not going to go into details because I still feel like she'll punish me, but I'm not actually a cubone...I'm just a human that wears a skull like this because it was the first thing I found and I like cubones.

But yeah....I'm also supposed to do anything she says too, so there's no avoiding these things either.
#1546340 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
.....
W...what....but why...

I don't...
.....
#1546381 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]

Don't worry about it! I'm used to it all by now, and it's what I'm here to do anyways.

I mean, she does own me after all.
#1546034 - what about him?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
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#1546025 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
User avatar #1546090 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
yep
#1545885 - ...... is it kouga?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
#1545925 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
#1546034 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
what about him?
#1546483 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
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#1545875 - why not...?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/01/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
#1545922 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]

Ummm...I'm just not.
Let's leave it at that. I've probably said more than I should of already...




And I'm not sure if she wanted me to meet you as it is...
#1546059 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
i'm sure she won't do anything to someone as adorable as a cubone!
#1546097 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]


She's the reason I wear the helmet.
Precaution.
And the fact that my actual skull needs to set into place to heal right.
#1546172 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
good lord, what?!
#1546276 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah...

I'm not going to go into details because I still feel like she'll punish me, but I'm not actually a cubone...I'm just a human that wears a skull like this because it was the first thing I found and I like cubones.

But yeah....I'm also supposed to do anything she says too, so there's no avoiding these things either.
#1546340 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
.....
W...what....but why...

I don't...
.....
#1546381 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]

Don't worry about it! I'm used to it all by now, and it's what I'm here to do anyways.

I mean, she does own me after all.
#1545833 - why not?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/01/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
#1545850 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
#1545885 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
......
is it kouga?
#1545925 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
#1546034 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
what about him?
#1546483 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
#1546047 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
#1545818 - ......why basement?  [+] (10 new replies) 11/01/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
User avatar #1546003 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
okay she infected boltam with tentacles he tried to rape me and threw me in a cold dark rape basement and i'll leave the rest to your imagination
User avatar #1546026 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
HEY! That was heat of the moment!!!

I said I'm sorry!
User avatar #1546050 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
i know you're sorry and i'm sorry for touching them even though you told me to stop
User avatar #1546104 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
It's okay.....they tickled in a good way...
User avatar #1546115 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
oh god
User avatar #1546181 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
Wh-what?!

I don't know how to explain it! They just tickled and felt weird! It was a weird tickle!!

They're just really sensitive I guess...
User avatar #1546644 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
well either way i'm sorry
#1546025 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #1546090 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
yep
User avatar #1545830 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
i've already said too much
#1545722 - You people actually hang out with Nintendokami? I won…  [+] (30 new replies) 11/01/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
#1545810 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
....

I'm not allowed to comment.
#1545875 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
why not...?
#1545922 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]

Ummm...I'm just not.
Let's leave it at that. I've probably said more than I should of already...




And I'm not sure if she wanted me to meet you as it is...
#1546059 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
i'm sure she won't do anything to someone as adorable as a cubone!
#1546097 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]


She's the reason I wear the helmet.
Precaution.
And the fact that my actual skull needs to set into place to heal right.
#1546172 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
good lord, what?!
#1546276 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah...

I'm not going to go into details because I still feel like she'll punish me, but I'm not actually a cubone...I'm just a human that wears a skull like this because it was the first thing I found and I like cubones.

But yeah....I'm also supposed to do anything she says too, so there's no avoiding these things either.
#1546340 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
.....
W...what....but why...

I don't...
.....
#1546381 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]

Don't worry about it! I'm used to it all by now, and it's what I'm here to do anyways.

I mean, she does own me after all.
User avatar #1545759 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
I can't say much do to circumstances just one word basement
#1545818 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
......why basement?
User avatar #1546003 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
okay she infected boltam with tentacles he tried to rape me and threw me in a cold dark rape basement and i'll leave the rest to your imagination
User avatar #1546026 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
HEY! That was heat of the moment!!!

I said I'm sorry!
User avatar #1546050 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
i know you're sorry and i'm sorry for touching them even though you told me to stop
User avatar #1546104 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
It's okay.....they tickled in a good way...
User avatar #1546115 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
oh god
User avatar #1546181 - boltam (11/01/2012) [-]
Wh-what?!

I don't know how to explain it! They just tickled and felt weird! It was a weird tickle!!

They're just really sensitive I guess...
User avatar #1546644 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
well either way i'm sorry
#1546025 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #1546090 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
yep
User avatar #1545830 - supermilk (11/01/2012) [-]
i've already said too much
#1545733 - thepsycho (11/01/2012) [-]
#1545732 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
#1545833 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
why not?
#1545850 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
#1545885 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
......
is it kouga?
#1545925 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
#1546034 - darkmagicpharaoh (11/01/2012) [-]
what about him?
#1546483 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
#1546047 - thekobemamba has deleted their comment.
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