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Age: 23
Consoles Owned: PC, PS2, Genesis
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Date Signed Up:2/19/2012
Last Login:7/26/2012
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#207 - Well yes. Best when you compare quality to price. That's just … 06/12/2012 on Microsoft 0
#74 - iTunes is pretty good, actually. Well, better than Window's Me…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Microsoft +2
#130 - anonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
I wouldn't call them the best, but they are the best for their price.
User avatar #207 - darklucius (06/12/2012) [-]
Well yes. Best when you compare quality to price. That's just my opinion though, I'm not a music fanatic who needs my songs to be encoded at some ridiculous level where the changes in tone are so small that the human ear can't even distinguish them...
#36 - LOL 06/11/2012 on Perfect +1
#33 - "a few hours"? Do they really think skin is so infle…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Perfect +1
User avatar #35 - trollchildxy (06/11/2012) [-]
Either way, I would tell the bitch to fuck off if she ever handed me one of those. But then say I was sorry, and that I understand. Then hand her a tattoo gun and tell her to brand my name on her vagina and tits.
User avatar #36 - darklucius (06/11/2012) [-]
LOL
#67 - But how would wild pokemon battles work? If it is open world, … 06/11/2012 on Pokémon open world 0
#138 - Why is everyone thumbing you down? You are right... S…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/10/2012 on My mom challenged me to... +2
#147 - wickedklown (06/10/2012) [-]
12 year olds normally can't handle not being right thats why they thumb it down, no problem though its a thumb on a website ohh no my world will end.. ohh wait it won't i will just play some skyrim or something
#160 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
you're right but if you learn to spell better than what appears to be a 12 year old (which is common on faggotjunk actually) you'd get more support at least from the anons who usually aren't as dumb and in pampers as the faggotjunk members
#162 - wickedklown (06/10/2012) [-]
odd the statement in which you are replying to and complaining about spelling is showing as everything spelled right according to my spell check...
#150 - dubickimus (06/10/2012) [-]
I think it's because of your superiority complex
#151 - wickedklown (06/10/2012) [-]
has nothing to do with feeling i am better than anyone just stating truths unfortunately 99% of the fj community can't handle truths. i don't feel i am better than someone, when i know i am wrong i will admit it so far you haven't proved me wrong you have just spouted bs and thumbed, like i said ohh big deal a thumb my world will now end
#96 - Yeah, just looking at boobs isn't really that exciting. If I w… 06/09/2012 on Isaac 0
#144 - Picture 06/08/2012 on wut +1
#1 - Comment deleted 06/07/2012 on idiots on facebook.. +2
#1 - Try something other than the old rod...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on every fucking time +16
#14 - exrflarion (06/13/2012) [-]
This image has expired
But that's super rod... or i'm just plain retarded :/
#365 - Picture 06/07/2012 on Choose wisely +1
#356 - Still can't tell. Pic is too blurry... Unless you are… 06/07/2012 on Choose wisely +2
#350 - How exactly am I supposed to determine if you are flamin' hot … 06/07/2012 on Choose wisely 0
#347 - So what is it? Flamin' hot or not flamin' hot? 06/07/2012 on Choose wisely 0
#338 - Pic related? 06/07/2012 on Choose wisely +1
#79 - It could be worse. I ordered a cheeseburger with no pickles. I… 06/05/2012 on First World Problems +1
#438 - Boost Mobile, like a bawse 06/03/2012 on Foster's Final Episode +1
#1 - what the fuck is wrong with that person... "fps doesn't a… 06/02/2012 on The Vidya +1
#11 - yes, you did fuck up in reading it. :P It's still wrong though… 06/02/2012 on Disney Facts 0
#9 - It said that Beauty and the Beast was the first to get nominat…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2012 on Disney Facts 0
User avatar #10 - angelassassin (06/01/2012) [-]
Well i fucked up when reading i completely missed the word first and replaced it with only.
The whole Pixar stole this thing may also be why i partly misread this lol.
User avatar #11 - darklucius (06/02/2012) [-]
yes, you did fuck up in reading it. :P It's still wrong though. If B.a.t.B. was the first to get nominated, that record will stand forever, because it can never not be the first.
#233 - Good, I guess. Lots of shit going on at work though. Just lost… 06/01/2012 on xXFrostyXx's profile 0
#231 - lol k  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2012 on xXFrostyXx's profile 0
User avatar #232 - xXFrostyXx (06/01/2012) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #233 - darklucius (06/01/2012) [-]
Good, I guess. Lots of shit going on at work though. Just lost two people because the district manager said they were "stealing". We managed to hire someone new to replace one of the people who got fired, but the other one was an assistant manager. Basically, you need a manager (either the store manager or an assistant manager) there during all store hours, and since we just lost one of the three people here who could do that, it means we have to keep bringing in managers from other stores until we get a new one because the two we have left can't cover all the hours (the store is open from 9am to 9pm every day of the week). And every single one of those other managers from different stores has a different way of doing things. It's a goddamned clusterfuck. That's in addition to the regular bullshit we have to put up with such as getting told to do something, then getting told to put it back the way it was the next day and getting sent way more product than what we sell causing us to end up with a ton of it left just sitting in the back because it just wont fit on the shelves. And unfortunately, my boss gets responsibility for all that shit going wrong but doesn't actually have the authority to do anything about it.

Seriously, I'm pretty sure the district manager just hates the particular store I work at and is trying her best to fuck everything up to the point that the corporate end of the company decides to close our location.

And somehow, despite this poor upper management, Dollar Tree is #373 on the Fortune 500 list... money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune500/2012/full_list/301_400.html
#229 - TOR?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2012 on xXFrostyXx's profile 0
User avatar #230 - xXFrostyXx (06/01/2012) [-]
It's a web browser that hides you under 3 proxies, so it's hard to get caught.
User avatar #231 - darklucius (06/01/2012) [-]
lol k
User avatar #232 - xXFrostyXx (06/01/2012) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #233 - darklucius (06/01/2012) [-]
Good, I guess. Lots of shit going on at work though. Just lost two people because the district manager said they were "stealing". We managed to hire someone new to replace one of the people who got fired, but the other one was an assistant manager. Basically, you need a manager (either the store manager or an assistant manager) there during all store hours, and since we just lost one of the three people here who could do that, it means we have to keep bringing in managers from other stores until we get a new one because the two we have left can't cover all the hours (the store is open from 9am to 9pm every day of the week). And every single one of those other managers from different stores has a different way of doing things. It's a goddamned clusterfuck. That's in addition to the regular bullshit we have to put up with such as getting told to do something, then getting told to put it back the way it was the next day and getting sent way more product than what we sell causing us to end up with a ton of it left just sitting in the back because it just wont fit on the shelves. And unfortunately, my boss gets responsibility for all that shit going wrong but doesn't actually have the authority to do anything about it.

Seriously, I'm pretty sure the district manager just hates the particular store I work at and is trying her best to fuck everything up to the point that the corporate end of the company decides to close our location.

And somehow, despite this poor upper management, Dollar Tree is #373 on the Fortune 500 list... money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune500/2012/full_list/301_400.html
#9 - will do 05/31/2012 on wooden toaster 0
#7 - thanks for the awesome sauce there bro... XD  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2012 on wooden toaster +1
User avatar #8 - thundercloud (05/31/2012) [-]
go on deviant art
User avatar #9 - darklucius (05/31/2012) [-]
will do

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User avatar #22 - drvvatson (07/29/2012) [-]
Hey, watsonthewise here. I lost my old profile due to password recovery failure so im just adding all my old friends again.
User avatar #20 - bosskiss (07/11/2012) [-]
here is a guide that may help you with your audio output problems[just follow the steps]

You need to login to view this link 0PConvertible.aspx

also if none of this works can you provide me with some of your laptop specs
User avatar #21 to #20 - darklucius (07/11/2012) [-]
I already tried messing with all the options I could find on my computer. Nothing made them any louder. I think the problem is that the speakers I'm trying to use aren't amplified.

I do have speakers that are amplified, and they work great, but they aren't exactly portable either... Having a smaller set that I can take with me is why I'm trying to figure out this problem...

Also, it's a Toshiba Sattelite P755. Not sure what other specs you need...
#17 - princedickfart Comment deleted by darklucius [-]
User avatar #19 to #17 - darklucius (05/21/2012) [-]
Imma delete this so princedickfart don't get banned (in case anyone rolls it), but if anyone requests it here on my profile I'll repost it...
User avatar #5 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
im guessing either your a gay or another retarded little bitch
User avatar #6 to #5 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
Neither actually. Straight and intelligent. Not sure what sexuality has to do with that though.

I should probably leave this site though. All the retards get butthurt when I start slinging intelligent comments around.
User avatar #7 to #6 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
yea funnyjunk isn't good for people who...you kno have an opinion, try 9gag (in all seriousness) 9gag i think is more open to that kind of stuff
User avatar #8 to #7 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
You know, it's kinda fun here. Pissing off all the opinionated little retards. Watching them roll around in their own shit because they think thumbing someone down means they won an argument. Rather entertaining.
User avatar #9 to #8 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
lol it actually is, but um your kinda doing that same thumb thing O_o
#10 to #9 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
By celestia... you're right. I take back any negative thumbs I gave you for the duration of our conversation...
User avatar #11 to #10 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
its fine, i need to stay out of front page anyways xD, everytime i go there something bad happens....
#12 to #11 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
>mfw 99% of the things people post on this site
>mfw 99% of the things people post on this site
#13 to #12 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
its more (just made this so it sucks, kinda liek windows 7 paint)
User avatar #4 - lazaman (04/28/2012) [-]
If you want the Disks, Gonna need an adress. Deleted mah Post.
User avatar #2 - redwolfradolf (03/28/2012) [-]
Your profil pic made me lol.
#3 to #2 - darklucius (03/28/2012) [-]
/squee
/squee
User avatar #1 - darklucius (02/19/2012) [-]
lolwat
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