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#461 - I think java handles if statements differently (like, "no…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Post Script 0
User avatar #464 - cadaverbox (07/07/2012) [-]
No, java uses != for not equal.
User avatar #466 - darklucius (07/07/2012) [-]
... It's been a long time since I used either language to write a program... Took one class for C++ and one for Java, then changed my major to something entirely unrelated to programming so I proceeded to forget everything.

Tried to write a simple C++ code a few months ago. Ended up with more build errors than there were lines of code...
User avatar #475 - cadaverbox (07/07/2012) [-]
I know how you feel. Fucking compiler.
#306 - C++ actually. Not that it matters. This script wouldn't run an…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Post Script 0
User avatar #307 - cadaverbox (07/06/2012) [-]
But it looks the exact same.
User avatar #461 - darklucius (07/07/2012) [-]
I think java handles if statements differently (like, "not equal" uses =/= instead of !=), but yes, for that short bit of code they do look very similar...
User avatar #464 - cadaverbox (07/07/2012) [-]
No, java uses != for not equal.
User avatar #466 - darklucius (07/07/2012) [-]
... It's been a long time since I used either language to write a program... Took one class for C++ and one for Java, then changed my major to something entirely unrelated to programming so I proceeded to forget everything.

Tried to write a simple C++ code a few months ago. Ended up with more build errors than there were lines of code...
User avatar #475 - cadaverbox (07/07/2012) [-]
I know how you feel. Fucking compiler.
#195 - Post script? Don't mind if I do... If( ContentIsFunny…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Post Script +3
User avatar #373 - FelipeRuiz (07/07/2012) [-]
HA, that's pretty funny. I didn't even think of that.
User avatar #224 - cadaverbox (07/06/2012) [-]
Java jokes. I am so glad I understood this.
+1 for you.
User avatar #306 - darklucius (07/06/2012) [-]
C++ actually. Not that it matters. This script wouldn't run anyhow. There's no #incudes, none of that is in the main() function, and none of those variables are declared...
User avatar #307 - cadaverbox (07/06/2012) [-]
But it looks the exact same.
User avatar #461 - darklucius (07/07/2012) [-]
I think java handles if statements differently (like, "not equal" uses =/= instead of !=), but yes, for that short bit of code they do look very similar...
User avatar #464 - cadaverbox (07/07/2012) [-]
No, java uses != for not equal.
User avatar #466 - darklucius (07/07/2012) [-]
... It's been a long time since I used either language to write a program... Took one class for C++ and one for Java, then changed my major to something entirely unrelated to programming so I proceeded to forget everything.

Tried to write a simple C++ code a few months ago. Ended up with more build errors than there were lines of code...
User avatar #475 - cadaverbox (07/07/2012) [-]
I know how you feel. Fucking compiler.
#572 - you're welcome. I've got a bunch more but they are... well... … 06/28/2012 on Twatman's Wallpaper thread 0
#570 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Twatman's Wallpaper thread +1
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User avatar #572 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
you're welcome. I've got a bunch more but they are... well... nsfw. lol
#569 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Twatman's Wallpaper thread +1
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User avatar #572 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
you're welcome. I've got a bunch more but they are... well... nsfw. lol
#568 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Twatman's Wallpaper thread +1
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User avatar #572 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
you're welcome. I've got a bunch more but they are... well... nsfw. lol
#567 - and now, some random awesome wallpapaers, in various sizes  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Twatman's Wallpaper thread +2
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User avatar #572 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
you're welcome. I've got a bunch more but they are... well... nsfw. lol
#566 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Twatman's Wallpaper thread +1
#567 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
and now, some random awesome wallpapaers, in various sizes
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User avatar #572 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
you're welcome. I've got a bunch more but they are... well... nsfw. lol
#565 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Twatman's Wallpaper thread +1
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#567 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
and now, some random awesome wallpapaers, in various sizes
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User avatar #572 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
you're welcome. I've got a bunch more but they are... well... nsfw. lol
#564 - I made these in Apophysis 7x. They are all at least 2000 pixel…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Twatman's Wallpaper thread +1
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#567 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
and now, some random awesome wallpapaers, in various sizes
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User avatar #572 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
you're welcome. I've got a bunch more but they are... well... nsfw. lol
#680 - The next one was at the same height though. If he was falling … 06/28/2012 on Stickbending -2
#679 - ... lolwut? 06/28/2012 on Stickbending 0
#675 - Nope, pretty sure he was flying using firebending. We are both…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Stickbending 0
User avatar #677 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, he was falling from a plane, and he used the firebending to push himself in the right direction, so that he would land in the next one.
User avatar #734 - omeglepwner (07/06/2012) [-]
he also used it to get him up to the first plane when he left the ground
User avatar #735 - Katzie (07/07/2012) [-]
I've already forgotten about this debate, and I have no desire to go check your facts.
What I want to know is how you got here.
User avatar #736 - omeglepwner (07/07/2012) [-]
rechecking through my favorites
User avatar #680 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
The next one was at the same height though. If he was falling he would have ended up below the next plane. Also, I'm pretty sure he used firebending flight to catch up to one of the planes after it had already taken off so he could take over it.
#668 - Also, two people have flown via firebending. The fire lord fro…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Stickbending -1
User avatar #673 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
"General Iroh merely redirected his flight"
Or should I say, his fall. Really, read my comment...
User avatar #675 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
Nope, pretty sure he was flying using firebending. We are both talking about the guy from the new series, right?
User avatar #677 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, he was falling from a plane, and he used the firebending to push himself in the right direction, so that he would land in the next one.
User avatar #734 - omeglepwner (07/06/2012) [-]
he also used it to get him up to the first plane when he left the ground
User avatar #735 - Katzie (07/07/2012) [-]
I've already forgotten about this debate, and I have no desire to go check your facts.
What I want to know is how you got here.
User avatar #736 - omeglepwner (07/07/2012) [-]
rechecking through my favorites
User avatar #680 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
The next one was at the same height though. If he was falling he would have ended up below the next plane. Also, I'm pretty sure he used firebending flight to catch up to one of the planes after it had already taken off so he could take over it.
#666 - background characters. not sure what episode, but the one that…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Stickbending +1
User avatar #689 - vortexrain (06/28/2012) [-]
and the leader of that gang, I can't remember his name.
User avatar #678 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
Sorry, I hasn't realised you'd just meant people that learnt how to redirect it, not lightning benders.
User avatar #679 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
... lolwut?
#665 - Okay, how about these then: 1.) General usefulness - How o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on Stickbending 0
User avatar #672 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
Then, good sir, I concede your point. Personally, I agree, firebending would be fucking amazing. I think my favourite would be earthbending though, the complete changing of the landscape would be epic
#864 - Well, if eating oreos is a sin now, I guess I'll have to add t… 06/28/2012 on Oreo Hate +1
#653 - Unrelated: I think firebending would have to be the best form …  [+] (23 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Stickbending 0
User avatar #658 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
Only one person in the series has flown, General Iroh merely redirected his flight, and only two people ever used lighting bending. Since that's a few people in the entire Avatar Universe, I don't think those can be used as reasons.
User avatar #668 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
Also, two people have flown via firebending. The fire lord from TLA and that fire nation general from LoK...
User avatar #673 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
"General Iroh merely redirected his flight"
Or should I say, his fall. Really, read my comment...
User avatar #675 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
Nope, pretty sure he was flying using firebending. We are both talking about the guy from the new series, right?
User avatar #677 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, he was falling from a plane, and he used the firebending to push himself in the right direction, so that he would land in the next one.
User avatar #734 - omeglepwner (07/06/2012) [-]
he also used it to get him up to the first plane when he left the ground
User avatar #735 - Katzie (07/07/2012) [-]
I've already forgotten about this debate, and I have no desire to go check your facts.
What I want to know is how you got here.
User avatar #736 - omeglepwner (07/07/2012) [-]
rechecking through my favorites
User avatar #680 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
The next one was at the same height though. If he was falling he would have ended up below the next plane. Also, I'm pretty sure he used firebending flight to catch up to one of the planes after it had already taken off so he could take over it.
User avatar #665 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
Okay, how about these then:
1.) General usefulness - How often is being able to light a fire useful, especially when the world bending exists in is just now getting around to developing steam engines and basic aircraft? I would say very useful. Sure, there are other ways to make a fire, but they all require some kind of tool and they take a long time to get going (unless all you are lighting is a candle)...
2.) Motherfucking fire - You light shit on fire. Even if you die or become otherwise incapacitated, all that shit you lit on fire will keep burning until there is nothing left to burn or someone puts it out. Given enough time, you could wipe out entire forests with a single hit.
3.) Counterattacking - Even if you can't fly, producing heat will create airflow away from the heat, allowing you to redirect attacks like an airbender (not as effectively, but still). Not really that great against earth benders, but could be used to counter air bending. And for water, you could just evaporate that shit. Even if you take a few hits while doing that, once that water is evaporated that water bender is fucked.

Second most useful would be water bending, because of the healing abilities (very useful outside of battle). Third would be earth bending, and air bending would come in at last. The reason for that is because air bending requires a lot of mastery to be useful. Even an inexperienced earth bender could throw a heavy rock at you, which could do a lot of damage. And inexperienced air bender? The most they could do is throw a few strong gusts of wind at you, which at worst would cause you to lose balance and fall over.
User avatar #672 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
Then, good sir, I concede your point. Personally, I agree, firebending would be fucking amazing. I think my favourite would be earthbending though, the complete changing of the landscape would be epic
#662 - scoobydooing (06/28/2012) [-]
there are many lightning channellers in the legend of korra.
#694 - spigelis (06/28/2012) [-]
~ related
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#669 - scoobydooing (06/28/2012) [-]
Mako for one
User avatar #671 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
He was one of my two, Azula and Mako....
#674 - scoobydooing (06/28/2012) [-]
re watch the first season. and you will see about ten instances of lightning being channelled. i bid you good day.
User avatar #676 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
There's a difference between actually lightning bending and just redirecting it, dude.
User avatar #666 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
background characters. not sure what episode, but the one that shows what Mako does for work shows several fire benders using lightning to power a generator or something...
User avatar #689 - vortexrain (06/28/2012) [-]
and the leader of that gang, I can't remember his name.
User avatar #678 - Katzie (06/28/2012) [-]
Sorry, I hasn't realised you'd just meant people that learnt how to redirect it, not lightning benders.
User avatar #679 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
... lolwut?
#5 - I don't see it going through the other side... And li…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on 357 magnum +1
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/29/2012) [-]
I think the big thing is that it didn't just punch a bullet sized hole in but it sploded the shit outta it ripping a hole bigger than his head in it.
#1 - Maybe I'm not getting this, but wouldn't pretty much any gun b…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2012 on 357 magnum +1
User avatar #3 - awesomegamerzzz (06/28/2012) [-]
This gun went throught it and to the other side, and in the movies every gun can do anything pretty much.
User avatar #5 - darklucius (06/28/2012) [-]
I don't see it going through the other side...

And like I said, I'm pretty sure any gun that fires actual bullets would be able to penetrate that pool. Shit, I bet even some high powered bb guns could go through that pool...
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/29/2012) [-]
I think the big thing is that it didn't just punch a bullet sized hole in but it sploded the shit outta it ripping a hole bigger than his head in it.
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#139 - Not saying it's wrong to watch a show that isn't marketed for …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2012 on Korra's Logic +2
User avatar #206 - condormcninja (06/27/2012) [-]
Are people complaining about "not enough Korra/Mako" action? Everyone I've seen is mad she didn't get with Bolin...
User avatar #193 - InfernalOneShot (06/27/2012) [-]
But the show was aimed at those who had watched the original when that aired. That's what the creators said iirc
User avatar #140 - vizz (06/27/2012) [-]
Honestly the show is a straight up clone of avatar, and you can practically guess everything thats going to happen throughout it. i got bored with it after the first few episodes
User avatar #207 - condormcninja (06/27/2012) [-]
If you guessed the ending you are Nostradamus.
#135 - >mfw seeing all the people complain about how bad the show …  [+] (16 new replies) 06/27/2012 on Korra's Logic +25
#199 - TheMather (06/27/2012) [-]
Yeah, tell me how a show that had one character commit suicide by blowing himself up to take out another and that had the main protagonist contemplate suicide for a petty reason is a kids' show.


You see, despite being aired on Nickelodeon, The Legend of Korra is not a kids' show, its target audience is rather the kids who used to watch The last Airbender, which is to say us.
User avatar #169 - leeway (06/27/2012) [-]
the creators made a huge risk with LOK, a lot of it was aimed at the older fans who watched ATLA, whilst also trying to attract the younger audience
User avatar #155 - fauxshores (06/27/2012) [-]
Its not that we think the show is bad. I like the show, there are just so many posts saying the same thing that get 1000+ thumbs.
User avatar #149 - ninjabunnygo (06/27/2012) [-]
i think the only reply needed for that comment is a quote from Walt Disney.
"Your dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
#197 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2012) [-]
"the problem with quotes on the internet is that they can never be verified"
- William Shakespeare
User avatar #150 - sorrowofdaedalus (06/27/2012) [-]
And that is why he slipped a hidden penis in to every one of his movies.
#205 - condormcninja (06/27/2012) [-]
Is that true, or a joke? I'm genuinely curious now. I know there was one in Little Mermaid...

gif unrelated
User avatar #214 - lobelo (06/27/2012) [-]
If you go onto YouTube and search Disney subliminal messages you'll find a lot on it. Most are pretty far fetched but it's still interesting.
User avatar #261 - theodordronen (06/27/2012) [-]
Most of em are bullshit but whatever :/
#137 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2012) [-]
well it sure is wrong for the wrong target market to watch the show
#143 - cweepew (06/27/2012) [-]
now in gif form
#139 - darklucius (06/27/2012) [-]
Not saying it's wrong to watch a show that isn't marketed for your age group, I'm just saying that you need to keep in mind that the show was designed for 12 year olds before you start complaining about shit like there not being enough korra/mako action.
User avatar #206 - condormcninja (06/27/2012) [-]
Are people complaining about "not enough Korra/Mako" action? Everyone I've seen is mad she didn't get with Bolin...
User avatar #193 - InfernalOneShot (06/27/2012) [-]
But the show was aimed at those who had watched the original when that aired. That's what the creators said iirc
User avatar #140 - vizz (06/27/2012) [-]
Honestly the show is a straight up clone of avatar, and you can practically guess everything thats going to happen throughout it. i got bored with it after the first few episodes
User avatar #207 - condormcninja (06/27/2012) [-]
If you guessed the ending you are Nostradamus.

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User avatar #22 - drvvatson (07/29/2012) [-]
Hey, watsonthewise here. I lost my old profile due to password recovery failure so im just adding all my old friends again.
User avatar #20 - bosskiss (07/11/2012) [-]
here is a guide that may help you with your audio output problems[just follow the steps]

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also if none of this works can you provide me with some of your laptop specs
User avatar #21 to #20 - darklucius (07/11/2012) [-]
I already tried messing with all the options I could find on my computer. Nothing made them any louder. I think the problem is that the speakers I'm trying to use aren't amplified.

I do have speakers that are amplified, and they work great, but they aren't exactly portable either... Having a smaller set that I can take with me is why I'm trying to figure out this problem...

Also, it's a Toshiba Sattelite P755. Not sure what other specs you need...
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User avatar #19 to #17 - darklucius (05/21/2012) [-]
Imma delete this so princedickfart don't get banned (in case anyone rolls it), but if anyone requests it here on my profile I'll repost it...
User avatar #5 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
im guessing either your a gay or another retarded little bitch
User avatar #6 to #5 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
Neither actually. Straight and intelligent. Not sure what sexuality has to do with that though.

I should probably leave this site though. All the retards get butthurt when I start slinging intelligent comments around.
User avatar #7 to #6 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
yea funnyjunk isn't good for people who...you kno have an opinion, try 9gag (in all seriousness) 9gag i think is more open to that kind of stuff
User avatar #8 to #7 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
You know, it's kinda fun here. Pissing off all the opinionated little retards. Watching them roll around in their own **** because they think thumbing someone down means they won an argument. Rather entertaining.
User avatar #9 to #8 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
lol it actually is, but um your kinda doing that same thumb thing O_o
#10 to #9 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
By celestia... you're right. I take back any negative thumbs I gave you for the duration of our conversation...
User avatar #11 to #10 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
its fine, i need to stay out of front page anyways xD, everytime i go there something bad happens....
#12 to #11 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
>mfw 99% of the things people post on this site
>mfw 99% of the things people post on this site
#13 to #12 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
its more (just made this so it sucks, kinda liek windows 7 paint)
User avatar #4 - lazaman (04/28/2012) [-]
If you want the Disks, Gonna need an adress. Deleted mah Post.
User avatar #2 - redwolfradolf (03/28/2012) [-]
Your profil pic made me lol.
#3 to #2 - darklucius (03/28/2012) [-]
/squee
/squee
User avatar #1 - darklucius (02/19/2012) [-]
lolwat
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