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#249 - the normal stuff you get from killing all the enemies you see …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2012 on Oh you. -1
#254 - ainise (05/14/2012) [-]
Most people don't really call that grinding. You're using a strange definition for the word.
User avatar #255 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
That's the definition everyone I know uses. At least, the people I know who actually say the word "grinding" when talking about games (I also know a lot of people who would have trouble figuring out which side of the disk goes up, so they don't count)...
#244 - Not sure what OP is asking for. All RPGs have some amount of g…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2012 on Oh you. 0
#248 - ainise (05/14/2012) [-]
Nah. Disgaea has TONS of required grinding.
All final fantasies can be done without grinding(at least up to 10, didn't like the rest to play them).

What people mean by grinding is - excess leveling beyond the normal stuff you get from killing all the enemies you see. Most RPGs don't require grinding.
User avatar #249 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
the normal stuff you get from killing all the enemies you see IS grinding. An RPG without grinding would need a different method of giving XP points (such as for finishing levels), but then that makes it boring because the players who take the time to explore everything don't get anything special compared to people who just power through main quests and ignore everything else.

Really, grinding is a requirement for an RPG. If there isn't grinding, it's not really an RPG.
#254 - ainise (05/14/2012) [-]
Most people don't really call that grinding. You're using a strange definition for the word.
User avatar #255 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
That's the definition everyone I know uses. At least, the people I know who actually say the word "grinding" when talking about games (I also know a lot of people who would have trouble figuring out which side of the disk goes up, so they don't count)...
#13 - So if I say that people in wheelchairs should just learn to wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2012 on In response to gay marrige... 0
User avatar #14 - xiik (05/12/2012) [-]
Yes correct.
People who have mindsets such as "You're in a wheelchair, why don't you learn to walk" would be the ones who were the bullies. Or at least a high percent of those people.
#11 - My point was that placing people into categories is okay as lo… 05/12/2012 on In response to gay marrige... 0
#10 - I know that. But his response is something about how gays get …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2012 on In response to gay marrige... 0
User avatar #12 - xiik (05/12/2012) [-]
No his point is that when people say gays should turn normal thats already a form of bullying that is present when they go through highscool.

Imagine if you had, say, a walking disability. and everyone kept on picking on you and telling to to turn normal. Thats what hes trying to say
User avatar #13 - darklucius (05/12/2012) [-]
So if I say that people in wheelchairs should just learn to walk again, an apporopriate response is to say that people in wheelchairs get picked on in highschool? That makes no goddamned sense.

People who hate gays are fucking assholes, but coming up with bullshit responses to their bullshit arguments is stupid. Fighting fire with fire is one thing, but fighting bullshit with bullshit is just retarded.
User avatar #14 - xiik (05/12/2012) [-]
Yes correct.
People who have mindsets such as "You're in a wheelchair, why don't you learn to walk" would be the ones who were the bullies. Or at least a high percent of those people.
#225 - lol way to post a comment on my old deleted account. XD  [+] (8 new replies) 05/12/2012 on xXFrostyXx's profile 0
User avatar #226 - xXFrostyXx (05/28/2012) [-]
Sorry if I haven't been online in a long time
Firefox is a bitch
Anyways, who this be?
User avatar #227 - darklucius (05/29/2012) [-]
satanisthesavior. lol
User avatar #228 - xXFrostyXx (05/31/2012) [-]
Use TOR so you don't get banned.
User avatar #229 - darklucius (06/01/2012) [-]
TOR?
User avatar #230 - xXFrostyXx (06/01/2012) [-]
It's a web browser that hides you under 3 proxies, so it's hard to get caught.
User avatar #231 - darklucius (06/01/2012) [-]
lol k
User avatar #232 - xXFrostyXx (06/01/2012) [-]
How have you been?
User avatar #233 - darklucius (06/01/2012) [-]
Good, I guess. Lots of shit going on at work though. Just lost two people because the district manager said they were "stealing". We managed to hire someone new to replace one of the people who got fired, but the other one was an assistant manager. Basically, you need a manager (either the store manager or an assistant manager) there during all store hours, and since we just lost one of the three people here who could do that, it means we have to keep bringing in managers from other stores until we get a new one because the two we have left can't cover all the hours (the store is open from 9am to 9pm every day of the week). And every single one of those other managers from different stores has a different way of doing things. It's a goddamned clusterfuck. That's in addition to the regular bullshit we have to put up with such as getting told to do something, then getting told to put it back the way it was the next day and getting sent way more product than what we sell causing us to end up with a ton of it left just sitting in the back because it just wont fit on the shelves. And unfortunately, my boss gets responsibility for all that shit going wrong but doesn't actually have the authority to do anything about it.

Seriously, I'm pretty sure the district manager just hates the particular store I work at and is trying her best to fuck everything up to the point that the corporate end of the company decides to close our location.

And somehow, despite this poor upper management, Dollar Tree is #373 on the Fortune 500 list... money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune500/2012/full_list/301_400.html
#4 - Your response to "Why can't gays turn normal" makes …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2012 on In response to gay marrige... 0
User avatar #8 - xiik (05/12/2012) [-]
Also, no one would disagree with the statement that goths wear black.
Because wearing black is pretty much a prerequisite for being a goth, since its a style.

But being a fat, obnoxious, gun loving redneck is not a prerequisite for being American, even though there are lots of fat obnoxious gun loving redneck Americans.
That was OP's point. You need to know the people.

User avatar #11 - darklucius (05/12/2012) [-]
My point was that placing people into categories is okay as long as you are placing them in the right categories. His response said it's never okay to place people in categories, which simply isn't true.
User avatar #7 - xiik (05/12/2012) [-]
He is saying that people say gay folk should turn "normal".
Those people imply that being gay is abnormal.

Those same people who want gay people to be normal would be the ones pointing out abnormalities in people Ie homosexuals trough their school years, and thus putting them through hell for being who they are.
User avatar #10 - darklucius (05/12/2012) [-]
I know that. But his response is something about how gays get picked on in highschool, which is totally unrelated to the "gay people should turn normal" bullshit.
User avatar #12 - xiik (05/12/2012) [-]
No his point is that when people say gays should turn normal thats already a form of bullying that is present when they go through highscool.

Imagine if you had, say, a walking disability. and everyone kept on picking on you and telling to to turn normal. Thats what hes trying to say
User avatar #13 - darklucius (05/12/2012) [-]
So if I say that people in wheelchairs should just learn to walk again, an apporopriate response is to say that people in wheelchairs get picked on in highschool? That makes no goddamned sense.

People who hate gays are fucking assholes, but coming up with bullshit responses to their bullshit arguments is stupid. Fighting fire with fire is one thing, but fighting bullshit with bullshit is just retarded.
User avatar #14 - xiik (05/12/2012) [-]
Yes correct.
People who have mindsets such as "You're in a wheelchair, why don't you learn to walk" would be the ones who were the bullies. Or at least a high percent of those people.
#109 - It's funny, because generic brand crocs are actually better th… 05/11/2012 on Crocs 0
#106 - lololol I've seen a lot of people like that too, but …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Crocs 0
User avatar #108 - ipodnano (05/11/2012) [-]
I know, and the sad thing is that I was forced to buy the generic brand of crocs when I was 11 for ''easy slip on slip off'' shoes.
User avatar #109 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
It's funny, because generic brand crocs are actually better than the name brand crocs most of the time.
#88 - They do have something different. It's called a "union&qu… 05/11/2012 on Lesbian Protest +1
#81 - themoreyouknow.jpg I think this is why there is so mu… 05/11/2012 on Lesbian Protest +1
#99 - Was a joke. But seriously, I've seen more gay guys wearing cro…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Crocs -4
User avatar #101 - ipodnano (05/11/2012) [-]
The most people I've seen wearing crocs are fat, middle aged suburban moms who go out in their pajamas to seem 'laid back'
User avatar #106 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
lololol

I've seen a lot of people like that too, but they usually just wear flip flops. Seriously, crocs are the most retarded footwear ever. They are just as difficult to put on as a shoe, they offer your foot just as much protection as a flip flop, and if you plan on walking for more than a few hundred steps (1,000 steps would be close to half a mile, btw) they chafe your feet really bad.
User avatar #108 - ipodnano (05/11/2012) [-]
I know, and the sad thing is that I was forced to buy the generic brand of crocs when I was 11 for ''easy slip on slip off'' shoes.
User avatar #109 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
It's funny, because generic brand crocs are actually better than the name brand crocs most of the time.
#97 - They are basically a plastic "shoe". It's … 05/11/2012 on Crocs +4
#96 - No, but that might also explain why gay guys seem to love the …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Crocs -3
User avatar #98 - ipodnano (05/11/2012) [-]
Why would they love crocs? Aren't at least some gay guys conscious towards style?
User avatar #99 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
Was a joke. But seriously, I've seen more gay guys wearing crocs than... well... any other person.
User avatar #101 - ipodnano (05/11/2012) [-]
The most people I've seen wearing crocs are fat, middle aged suburban moms who go out in their pajamas to seem 'laid back'
User avatar #106 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
lololol

I've seen a lot of people like that too, but they usually just wear flip flops. Seriously, crocs are the most retarded footwear ever. They are just as difficult to put on as a shoe, they offer your foot just as much protection as a flip flop, and if you plan on walking for more than a few hundred steps (1,000 steps would be close to half a mile, btw) they chafe your feet really bad.
User avatar #108 - ipodnano (05/11/2012) [-]
I know, and the sad thing is that I was forced to buy the generic brand of crocs when I was 11 for ''easy slip on slip off'' shoes.
User avatar #109 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
It's funny, because generic brand crocs are actually better than the name brand crocs most of the time.
#67 - Again, that is the religious definition of marriage. The reaso…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Lesbian Protest 0
#79 - chilljohn (05/11/2012) [-]
I am not even against it, I'm just saying though, if they can't have gay marriage, make something different.
User avatar #88 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
They do have something different. It's called a "union". The reason they still complain is because a "union" doesn't have the same legal status as a "marriage" (for one thing, married couples get more back on tax returns, something that unions don't get). If the laws were adjusted so that a union and a marriage were legally the same, I bet that would stop a lot of the need for protest...
#73 - chilljohn (05/11/2012) [-]
Never really thought of it like that.
User avatar #81 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
themoreyouknow.jpg

I think this is why there is so much confusion about marriage. The term the government uses for legally unified people should be different from the one religions use. Legal marriage and religious marriage are two separate things, so saying that gay marriage is against your religion shouldn't affect whether or not gay couples can legally get married.
#61 - you don't sound like a normal christian to me... Also…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Lesbian Protest 0
#71 - anonymous (05/11/2012) [-]
Well, first, I try to follow the bible as best as i can, but i am human. Seems to me like you have never met a "real" Christian. Marriage started religiously, so technically, the governments bonding shouldn't be called marriage, but i agree to disagree. To chilljohn, I agree, and you really show my point.
User avatar #150 - rocketlove (05/11/2012) [-]
There isn't a real reason that has nothing to do with religion, is there?

My aunt got married to a WOMAN last year. A REAL marriage. Nobody had a problem with it. Why should they? Marriage technically is a union, it just means a different thing to different people.

Marriage and the idea of marriage did not start religiously. You have a right to believe what you believe, but where, in any biblical text, does it mention marriage beginning religiously?
#64 - lol k 05/11/2012 on How to handle rejection 0
#59 - Interesting. But... why? Why does he do that? XD  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2012 on How to handle rejection 0
#61 - trollmanone (05/11/2012) [-]
it happens if you are killed by the final boss
User avatar #60 - YugiDork (05/11/2012) [-]
in the final fight, the Marker tries to control his mind as it cannot kill him itself. You fight the Marker's control and if you are taken down during this fight, you are given a cutscene of this death scene, where the marker takes over your mind and kills you.
User avatar #64 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
lol k
#2 - Picture 05/11/2012 on nsfw +1
#56 - what game is that from?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2012 on How to handle rejection 0
User avatar #57 - YugiDork (05/11/2012) [-]
Dead Space 2, one of the best games ever
User avatar #59 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
Interesting. But... why? Why does he do that? XD
#61 - trollmanone (05/11/2012) [-]
it happens if you are killed by the final boss
User avatar #60 - YugiDork (05/11/2012) [-]
in the final fight, the Marker tries to control his mind as it cannot kill him itself. You fight the Marker's control and if you are taken down during this fight, you are given a cutscene of this death scene, where the marker takes over your mind and kills you.
User avatar #64 - darklucius (05/11/2012) [-]
lol k
#10 - I'm taking accounting, so let's sort this **** ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on Math Fucked +1
User avatar #13 - dwraith (05/11/2012) [-]
I tried to explain that and got a shitload of red thumbs when someone posted an image version of this.
#413 - >mfw funnyjunk is full of idiots who thumb **** … 05/10/2012 on Now look at the tags +4
#47 - How is that a dick move? Unless you are driving a limo either … 05/10/2012 on Dick move +2
#56 - What kind of girl, or guy for that matter, enjoys random calls…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2012 on Every Whovians dream, I think +2
User avatar #74 - jimthehellhog (05/10/2012) [-]
i think i might just be able to get over it if i had to stope the daleks in the TARDIS
#62 - what game is that? 05/09/2012 on Minecraft IRL +1
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User avatar #22 - drvvatson (07/29/2012) [-]
Hey, watsonthewise here. I lost my old profile due to password recovery failure so im just adding all my old friends again.
User avatar #20 - bosskiss (07/11/2012) [-]
here is a guide that may help you with your audio output problems[just follow the steps]

You need to login to view this link 0PConvertible.aspx

also if none of this works can you provide me with some of your laptop specs
User avatar #21 to #20 - darklucius (07/11/2012) [-]
I already tried messing with all the options I could find on my computer. Nothing made them any louder. I think the problem is that the speakers I'm trying to use aren't amplified.

I do have speakers that are amplified, and they work great, but they aren't exactly portable either... Having a smaller set that I can take with me is why I'm trying to figure out this problem...

Also, it's a Toshiba Sattelite P755. Not sure what other specs you need...
#17 - princedickfart Comment deleted by darklucius [-]
User avatar #19 to #17 - darklucius (05/21/2012) [-]
Imma delete this so princedickfart don't get banned (in case anyone rolls it), but if anyone requests it here on my profile I'll repost it...
User avatar #5 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
im guessing either your a gay or another retarded little bitch
User avatar #6 to #5 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
Neither actually. Straight and intelligent. Not sure what sexuality has to do with that though.

I should probably leave this site though. All the retards get butthurt when I start slinging intelligent comments around.
User avatar #7 to #6 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
yea funnyjunk isn't good for people who...you kno have an opinion, try 9gag (in all seriousness) 9gag i think is more open to that kind of stuff
User avatar #8 to #7 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
You know, it's kinda fun here. ******* off all the opinionated little retards. Watching them roll around in their own **** because they think thumbing someone down means they won an argument. Rather entertaining.
User avatar #9 to #8 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
lol it actually is, but um your kinda doing that same thumb thing O_o
#10 to #9 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
By celestia... you're right. I take back any negative thumbs I gave you for the duration of our conversation...
User avatar #11 to #10 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
its fine, i need to stay out of front page anyways xD, everytime i go there something bad happens....
#12 to #11 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
>mfw 99% of the things people post on this site
>mfw 99% of the things people post on this site
#13 to #12 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
its more (just made this so it sucks, kinda liek windows 7 paint)
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User avatar #15 to #14 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
xD i watched that show recently with my neice so i can no longer fap to it
User avatar #16 to #15 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
LOL
User avatar #4 - lazaman (04/28/2012) [-]
If you want the Disks, Gonna need an adress. Deleted mah Post.
User avatar #2 - redwolfradolf (03/28/2012) [-]
Your profil pic made me lol.
#3 to #2 - darklucius (03/28/2012) [-]
/squee
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User avatar #1 - darklucius (02/19/2012) [-]
lolwat
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