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Date Signed Up:2/19/2012
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#64 - You're not cancer for reposting. You're cancer for acting like…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2012 on Dat Knee -2
#65 - shadefox (05/16/2012) [-]
and you are a douche for pointing out something could be a douche. and yes, it is a cancer to see all these people screaming repost
#66 - darklucius (05/16/2012) [-]
What the fuck are you even talking about right now? Yes, people who shout "repost!" at everything are annoying and cancerous, but so are people like you (a.k.a. douchebags). There's not just one type of cancer on funnyjunk, you know.

Pic related.
#67 - shadefox (05/16/2012) [-]
nope,cant be a cancer, now if you dont mind good sir, i am going to slide back into the fade and look at some posts.and be my normal quiet self, and if oyu dare bother my silence, i will find you, tear off your kneecaps, fill the holes with fire ants, then tie your kneecaps back on using barbed wire.
#68 - darklucius (05/16/2012) [-]
yep. You're cancer. I'm sure of it now. Have fun in the "fade".
#61 - He's right. I saw it on here before last christmas. A… 05/16/2012 on Dat Knee +1
#67 - The only thing pot would inspire adults to do is to try and fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2012 on Epic quote +2
#88 - willywally (05/16/2012) [-]
That's happened to me a few times.
#50 - Actually, our paper money is surprisingly sturdy. Probably bec… 05/16/2012 on i need a job 0
#260 - >posts a "check 'em" comment, doesn't roll dubs … 05/16/2012 on Chemistry 0
#7 - Minus the girls clothing. That would be a bit weird. 05/16/2012 on Avast Fluttersy REMIX +2
#5 - <what I feel like doing right now  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2012 on Avast Fluttersy REMIX +4
User avatar #7 - darklucius (05/16/2012) [-]
Minus the girls clothing. That would be a bit weird.
#2 - words and pictures cannot accurately describe my feelings towa…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2012 on Avast Fluttersy REMIX +5
#4 - DekuNut (05/16/2012) [-]
agree! THIS ROCKS!

#5 - darklucius (05/16/2012) [-]
<what I feel like doing right now
User avatar #7 - darklucius (05/16/2012) [-]
Minus the girls clothing. That would be a bit weird.
#72 - Damn. I was looking over your comment for ten minutes trying t… 05/16/2012 on GTA Logic. 0
#61 - Can't find the grammar mistake...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2012 on GTA Logic. 0
#65 - I Am Monkey (05/16/2012) [-]
I said contraction "we were" rather than where.
User avatar #72 - darklucius (05/16/2012) [-]
Damn. I was looking over your comment for ten minutes trying to figure out where you made a mistake too... XD
#252 - I only remember Age of Empires 2 and Unreal Tournament... I di… 05/15/2012 on If You Still Remember This 0
#1 - Fires that destroy homes mostly begin with short circuiting wi… 05/15/2012 on V-Guard Safety and Quality... 0
#859 - What I want to know is, why did you friend this person in the …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2012 on Attention Whore +2
User avatar #860 - ThePedoBear (05/15/2012) [-]
She added me, liked my profile picture, then imitated it. then conversation started.
#864 - petal (05/15/2012) [-]
Wow. That's fuckin weird.
#278 - le 05/14/2012 on dick move life +1
#14 - Yep. I just think its funny how people who, to the best of my … 05/14/2012 on Sony Rolly Trio- "Thriller" 0
#11 - well yes, but a lot of people suddenly became huge fans of his…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2012 on Sony Rolly Trio- "Thriller" 0
User avatar #12 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
Your always going to have people jump the bandwagon man..just life.
User avatar #14 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
Yep. I just think its funny how people who, to the best of my knowledge, never even listened to MJ before, suddenly claimed to have loved his music for years and that they were huge fans of his right after he died.

Oh shit a celebrity died? I listened to them for years, they're my favorite! /sarcasm
User avatar #13 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
You're*
#8 - You know, given the choice I would rather listen to JB than MJ…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2012 on Sony Rolly Trio- "Thriller" 0
User avatar #9 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
Not very understandable, but everyone has different tastes, I guess.
#5 - lol I just wanted to take a stab at MJ. I don't see why everyo…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/14/2012 on Sony Rolly Trio- "Thriller" -1
User avatar #10 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
I'd like to state he was one of the biggest selling acts in the history of the world. I think that qualifies people going "apeshit" "before" he died. Not after..
User avatar #11 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
well yes, but a lot of people suddenly became huge fans of his music when he died. Obviously there were people who liked his music before he died too.
User avatar #12 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
Your always going to have people jump the bandwagon man..just life.
User avatar #14 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
Yep. I just think its funny how people who, to the best of my knowledge, never even listened to MJ before, suddenly claimed to have loved his music for years and that they were huge fans of his right after he died.

Oh shit a celebrity died? I listened to them for years, they're my favorite! /sarcasm
User avatar #13 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
You're*
User avatar #6 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
I just like it because I like it. I'd probably even like a Justin Beiber song if he was capable of producing something that isn't shit. The Great Mighty Poo's song from Conker's Bad Fur Day is better than his stuff, and it is literally a song about shit song by a giant piece of shit.
User avatar #8 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
You know, given the choice I would rather listen to JB than MJ... Just saying.
User avatar #9 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
Not very understandable, but everyone has different tastes, I guess.
User avatar #7 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
Sung by a giant piece of shit. *
#15 - kanatana (05/14/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at I choose you ** So, just to clarify? You dislike Michael Jackson's music, or the man, or both? Because though I never really liked him (before our time, really, I guess) his music will always be legendary.
User avatar #16 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
You may have replied to the wrong person, but no, I enjoy a large number of Michael Jackson's music. MJ himself did some stupid things in his life, but I'm not gonna judge him for that. Just 'cause someone's famous doesn't mean that they have to be a moral superhero.
#3 - Why would I have to google it? I know what they are, and have …  [+] (13 new replies) 05/14/2012 on Sony Rolly Trio- "Thriller" -1
User avatar #4 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
It looked like you were implying that you wanted to see them plat something else. My bad.
User avatar #5 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
lol I just wanted to take a stab at MJ. I don't see why everyone went all apeshit over his music when he died. It's not like his dying made it any better...
User avatar #10 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
I'd like to state he was one of the biggest selling acts in the history of the world. I think that qualifies people going "apeshit" "before" he died. Not after..
User avatar #11 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
well yes, but a lot of people suddenly became huge fans of his music when he died. Obviously there were people who liked his music before he died too.
User avatar #12 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
Your always going to have people jump the bandwagon man..just life.
User avatar #14 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
Yep. I just think its funny how people who, to the best of my knowledge, never even listened to MJ before, suddenly claimed to have loved his music for years and that they were huge fans of his right after he died.

Oh shit a celebrity died? I listened to them for years, they're my favorite! /sarcasm
User avatar #13 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
You're*
User avatar #6 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
I just like it because I like it. I'd probably even like a Justin Beiber song if he was capable of producing something that isn't shit. The Great Mighty Poo's song from Conker's Bad Fur Day is better than his stuff, and it is literally a song about shit song by a giant piece of shit.
User avatar #8 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
You know, given the choice I would rather listen to JB than MJ... Just saying.
User avatar #9 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
Not very understandable, but everyone has different tastes, I guess.
User avatar #7 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
Sung by a giant piece of shit. *
#15 - kanatana (05/14/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at I choose you ** So, just to clarify? You dislike Michael Jackson's music, or the man, or both? Because though I never really liked him (before our time, really, I guess) his music will always be legendary.
User avatar #16 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
You may have replied to the wrong person, but no, I enjoy a large number of Michael Jackson's music. MJ himself did some stupid things in his life, but I'm not gonna judge him for that. Just 'cause someone's famous doesn't mean that they have to be a moral superhero.
#1 - These would be better if it wasn't Michael Jackson that was pl…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/14/2012 on Sony Rolly Trio- "Thriller" -2
User avatar #2 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
Well you could, you know, Google it, but that's so inconvenient, isn't it?
User avatar #3 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
Why would I have to google it? I know what they are, and have seen many videos of them playing all sorts of music.
User avatar #4 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
It looked like you were implying that you wanted to see them plat something else. My bad.
User avatar #5 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
lol I just wanted to take a stab at MJ. I don't see why everyone went all apeshit over his music when he died. It's not like his dying made it any better...
User avatar #10 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
I'd like to state he was one of the biggest selling acts in the history of the world. I think that qualifies people going "apeshit" "before" he died. Not after..
User avatar #11 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
well yes, but a lot of people suddenly became huge fans of his music when he died. Obviously there were people who liked his music before he died too.
User avatar #12 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
Your always going to have people jump the bandwagon man..just life.
User avatar #14 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
Yep. I just think its funny how people who, to the best of my knowledge, never even listened to MJ before, suddenly claimed to have loved his music for years and that they were huge fans of his right after he died.

Oh shit a celebrity died? I listened to them for years, they're my favorite! /sarcasm
User avatar #13 - ryanfitzy (05/14/2012) [-]
You're*
User avatar #6 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
I just like it because I like it. I'd probably even like a Justin Beiber song if he was capable of producing something that isn't shit. The Great Mighty Poo's song from Conker's Bad Fur Day is better than his stuff, and it is literally a song about shit song by a giant piece of shit.
User avatar #8 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
You know, given the choice I would rather listen to JB than MJ... Just saying.
User avatar #9 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
Not very understandable, but everyone has different tastes, I guess.
User avatar #7 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
Sung by a giant piece of shit. *
#15 - kanatana (05/14/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at I choose you ** So, just to clarify? You dislike Michael Jackson's music, or the man, or both? Because though I never really liked him (before our time, really, I guess) his music will always be legendary.
User avatar #16 - soulsilver (05/14/2012) [-]
You may have replied to the wrong person, but no, I enjoy a large number of Michael Jackson's music. MJ himself did some stupid things in his life, but I'm not gonna judge him for that. Just 'cause someone's famous doesn't mean that they have to be a moral superhero.
#153 - Depends on where the intake/exhaust is for the PS3 (I've only … 05/14/2012 on death has many forms 0
#149 - A lot of people like to cram them into TV stands and **…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2012 on death has many forms 0
User avatar #150 - Davidowns (05/14/2012) [-]
Ah I see oh and I actaully have all these books behind me ps3 just right behind it litterly pushes the telivision and power cords closer to it and my ps3 actaully over heats alot could this be the problem?

#154 - themole (05/14/2012) [-]
I'm not usually a Grammar Nazi but uh...
User avatar #153 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
Depends on where the intake/exhaust is for the PS3 (I've only ever seen one once), but yes probably. A console is exactly the same as a computer, hardware wise. It needs room to breathe, so to speak.

Not that this is the only problem consoles have. You could have something just break or get worn out too, just like you could with any other electronic device...
#609 - If I were surrounded by people who like that **** … 05/14/2012 on This man deserves to be... +5
#136 - And this is why there should be a program on these things that…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2012 on death has many forms +1
User avatar #143 - Davidowns (05/14/2012) [-]
Not for ps3 I played on my ps3 non-stop for atleast over two days and nothing happened.
User avatar #149 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
A lot of people like to cram them into TV stands and shit though, where they can't get proper air circulation. The way they are designed, if you keep them out in the open you should be able to play them continuously with no overheating issues. It's when people stuff them into tight spaces that it is a problem.
User avatar #150 - Davidowns (05/14/2012) [-]
Ah I see oh and I actaully have all these books behind me ps3 just right behind it litterly pushes the telivision and power cords closer to it and my ps3 actaully over heats alot could this be the problem?

#154 - themole (05/14/2012) [-]
I'm not usually a Grammar Nazi but uh...
User avatar #153 - darklucius (05/14/2012) [-]
Depends on where the intake/exhaust is for the PS3 (I've only ever seen one once), but yes probably. A console is exactly the same as a computer, hardware wise. It needs room to breathe, so to speak.

Not that this is the only problem consoles have. You could have something just break or get worn out too, just like you could with any other electronic device...
#255 - That's the definition everyone I know uses. At least, the peop… 05/14/2012 on Oh you. 0

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User avatar #22 - drvvatson (07/29/2012) [-]
Hey, watsonthewise here. I lost my old profile due to password recovery failure so im just adding all my old friends again.
User avatar #20 - bosskiss (07/11/2012) [-]
here is a guide that may help you with your audio output problems[just follow the steps]

You need to login to view this link 0PConvertible.aspx

also if none of this works can you provide me with some of your laptop specs
User avatar #21 to #20 - darklucius (07/11/2012) [-]
I already tried messing with all the options I could find on my computer. Nothing made them any louder. I think the problem is that the speakers I'm trying to use aren't amplified.

I do have speakers that are amplified, and they work great, but they aren't exactly portable either... Having a smaller set that I can take with me is why I'm trying to figure out this problem...

Also, it's a Toshiba Sattelite P755. Not sure what other specs you need...
#17 - princedickfart Comment deleted by darklucius [-]
User avatar #19 to #17 - darklucius (05/21/2012) [-]
Imma delete this so princedickfart don't get banned (in case anyone rolls it), but if anyone requests it here on my profile I'll repost it...
User avatar #5 - AwesomeJT ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
im guessing either your a gay or another retarded little bitch
User avatar #6 to #5 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
Neither actually. Straight and intelligent. Not sure what sexuality has to do with that though.

I should probably leave this site though. All the retards get butthurt when I start slinging intelligent comments around.
User avatar #7 to #6 - AwesomeJT ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
yea funnyjunk isn't good for people who...you kno have an opinion, try 9gag (in all seriousness) 9gag i think is more open to that kind of stuff
User avatar #8 to #7 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
You know, it's kinda fun here. Pissing off all the opinionated little retards. Watching them roll around in their own **** because they think thumbing someone down means they won an argument. Rather entertaining.
User avatar #9 to #8 - AwesomeJT ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
lol it actually is, but um your kinda doing that same thumb thing O_o
#10 to #9 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
By celestia... you're right. I take back any negative thumbs I gave you for the duration of our conversation...
User avatar #11 to #10 - AwesomeJT ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
its fine, i need to stay out of front page anyways xD, everytime i go there something bad happens....
#12 to #11 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
&gt;mfw 99% of the things people post on this site
>mfw 99% of the things people post on this site
#13 to #12 - AwesomeJT ONLINE (05/03/2012) [-]
its more (just made this so it sucks, kinda liek windows 7 paint)
User avatar #4 - lazaman (04/28/2012) [-]
If you want the Disks, Gonna need an adress. Deleted mah Post.
User avatar #2 - redwolfradolf (03/28/2012) [-]
Your profil pic made me lol.
#3 to #2 - darklucius (03/28/2012) [-]
/squee
/squee
User avatar #1 - darklucius (02/19/2012) [-]
lolwat
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