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Date Signed Up:2/19/2012
Last Login:7/26/2012
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#144 - Yes. **** the whole world because one twelve year…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2012 on 12 Year Olds... 0
User avatar #169 - creamymcgee (05/19/2012) [-]
I don't know why you are getting thumbed down. Someone makes an unnecessary comment symbolizing his loss of faith in humanity because of a 12 year old and he gets thumbed up.
User avatar #173 - darklucius (05/19/2012) [-]
Because this is funnyjunk. Apparently, people here fail to realize 2 very important facts:
1.) Prosecuting a whole population because of a minority is not right, ever.
2.) If you fuck the whole earth, that includes yourself as well.
User avatar #211 - steamwhistler (05/19/2012) [-]
Okay, I'm just gonna say it. It was supposed to be a fucking joke. I don't know why you're taking it so seriously, I mean look what website you're on. Wtf do you expect to see?
User avatar #213 - darklucius (05/19/2012) [-]
Logic?
#152 - steamwhistler (05/19/2012) [-]
..... No,
User avatar #160 - darklucius (05/19/2012) [-]
Well then lets just nuke the shit out of the planet so it can start over fresh then.

And let's start with you and that 12 year old.
#648 - Christianity, sticking with the same old belief even when it i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2012 on Atheism strikes again! +2
User avatar #665 - theexo (05/19/2012) [-]
eh it hasn't been proven wrong though, inb4 red thumbs. and the anon is just being an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about
#910 - That is what cp means though. At least on the internet. If you… 05/19/2012 on drl's profile 0
#908 - "cp" as in "child porn"? 05/19/2012 on drl's profile 0
#906 - >mfw "CP thread" 05/19/2012 on drl's profile 0
#535 - :3 05/19/2012 on Toph is Blind. +1
#161 - Why would the L extend above the letter O though? 05/18/2012 on bullshit 0
#151 - ... I don't think anything in that whole pic really makes sense... XD  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2012 on bullshit 0
User avatar #154 - cocacolamachine (05/18/2012) [-]
haha maybe toner makes the most sense here
#143 - She would have to start on her back in order to write that...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2012 on bullshit 0
User avatar #149 - cocacolamachine (05/18/2012) [-]
eh. makes more sense than toner?
User avatar #151 - darklucius (05/18/2012) [-]
... I don't think anything in that whole pic really makes sense... XD
User avatar #154 - cocacolamachine (05/18/2012) [-]
haha maybe toner makes the most sense here
#134 - Sorry for samefagging, but pic related 05/18/2012 on bullshit +7
#132 - On her stomach. Does that say "TONER"? Can't see the…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2012 on bullshit +1
User avatar #156 - Vward (05/18/2012) [-]
Obviously says, "Loner".... I think... or it could be, "Stoner".

Mostly likely "Loner" though...
User avatar #161 - darklucius (05/18/2012) [-]
Why would the L extend above the letter O though?
#142 - frogcatcher (05/18/2012) [-]
i think it means she has a boner(pic related)
User avatar #140 - cocacolamachine (05/18/2012) [-]
stoner*?
User avatar #143 - darklucius (05/18/2012) [-]
She would have to start on her back in order to write that...
User avatar #149 - cocacolamachine (05/18/2012) [-]
eh. makes more sense than toner?
User avatar #151 - darklucius (05/18/2012) [-]
... I don't think anything in that whole pic really makes sense... XD
User avatar #154 - cocacolamachine (05/18/2012) [-]
haha maybe toner makes the most sense here
#134 - darklucius (05/18/2012) [-]
Sorry for samefagging, but pic related
#746 - To you, yes. Like I said, some people are nostalgic. My dad st… 05/18/2012 on Is there cum in any of your... 0
#530 - Yes.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2012 on Toph is Blind. +1
User avatar #533 - spoonless (05/18/2012) [-]
I can respect that.
#535 - darklucius (05/19/2012) [-]
:3
#524 - Even just from this one post alone, it doesn't take a genius t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2012 on Toph is Blind. 0
User avatar #529 - spoonless (05/18/2012) [-]
Do you get off on being right?
User avatar #530 - darklucius (05/18/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #533 - spoonless (05/18/2012) [-]
I can respect that.
#535 - darklucius (05/19/2012) [-]
:3
#4957683 - lolwat 05/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#158 - Don't need to watch it to understand jokes that hinge around s…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2012 on Toph is Blind. +5
User avatar #519 - spoonless (05/17/2012) [-]
I know, I know, but what I was trying to put across was that the amount of Bending posts on Fj recently has been ridiculous, and I know that Toph is blind without ever having seen the show/movie/idk(?) Not hating, found it amusing ^^
User avatar #524 - darklucius (05/18/2012) [-]
Even just from this one post alone, it doesn't take a genius to figure out Toph is blind.
User avatar #529 - spoonless (05/18/2012) [-]
Do you get off on being right?
User avatar #530 - darklucius (05/18/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #533 - spoonless (05/18/2012) [-]
I can respect that.
#535 - darklucius (05/19/2012) [-]
:3
#56 - >Avatar: Legend of Korra "Totally a ripoff of… 05/17/2012 on not sure if funny +1
#597 - Yes I've played most of those. They were fun when they were ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2012 on Is there cum in any of your... +1
User avatar #745 - largilloquent (05/18/2012) [-]
every game i mentioned had saves or password, and i dislike your argument, all of those game are still great fun to me anyways. and i know you can just play them on emulators... but its just not the same
User avatar #746 - darklucius (05/18/2012) [-]
To you, yes. Like I said, some people are nostalgic. My dad still likes watching old TV shows that he grew up with even though they are corny, outdated and have the same resolution as a shitty cell phone camera. My point was I don't see how so many people like them since most of the people on this site aren't old enough to have grown up with them. You can't have nostalgia for something that came before you were born. That would be like someone alive today saying they are nostalgic for the 1600s. That's not how nostalgia works.
#470 - I don't get it. Old games just aren't that fun. I could unders…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2012 on Is there cum in any of your... -1
User avatar #475 - largilloquent (05/17/2012) [-]
super metroid, super mario rpg legend of the seven stars. joe and mac 2 lost in the tropics, contra 3, super smash bros, super mash bros melee, eternal darkness sanity requiem, final fantasy 1-7, chrono trigger, legend of dragoon... to name a few
User avatar #597 - darklucius (05/17/2012) [-]
Yes I've played most of those. They were fun when they were new. But now? Those games are rather boring. Besides, you don't need the consoles to play them. You can find roms and play them on a computer. Unless you are super nostalgic or like games that are simple and (in most cases*) super difficult, I don't see the attachment to these old games.

*Most games were difficult to make them seem longer. Lack of saving so you have to start over. Yeah. Think about the Super Mario Bros. for example. The game wasn't really that long, but having to restart when you died meant it took a long time and a lot of skill to actually finish it completely.
User avatar #745 - largilloquent (05/18/2012) [-]
every game i mentioned had saves or password, and i dislike your argument, all of those game are still great fun to me anyways. and i know you can just play them on emulators... but its just not the same
User avatar #746 - darklucius (05/18/2012) [-]
To you, yes. Like I said, some people are nostalgic. My dad still likes watching old TV shows that he grew up with even though they are corny, outdated and have the same resolution as a shitty cell phone camera. My point was I don't see how so many people like them since most of the people on this site aren't old enough to have grown up with them. You can't have nostalgia for something that came before you were born. That would be like someone alive today saying they are nostalgic for the 1600s. That's not how nostalgia works.
#1 - There are 10 kinds of people: Those that understand binary and…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2012 on Lets list some things that... +7
#4 - newmainman (05/17/2012) [-]
This is more funny than the actual post..
#1 - fukkin lol 05/16/2012 on OMG! +1
#1 - I read the whole sign on record requests before I scrolled dow… 05/16/2012 on sign placement fail +5
#68 - yep. You're cancer. I'm sure of it now. Have fun in the "… 05/16/2012 on Dat Knee -1
#2 - Btich please. I can throw together a good short essay on damn … 05/16/2012 on Unhelpful Teacher +2
#66 - What the **** are you even talking about right no…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2012 on Dat Knee -1
#67 - shadefox (05/16/2012) [-]
nope,cant be a cancer, now if you dont mind good sir, i am going to slide back into the fade and look at some posts.and be my normal quiet self, and if oyu dare bother my silence, i will find you, tear off your kneecaps, fill the holes with fire ants, then tie your kneecaps back on using barbed wire.
#68 - darklucius (05/16/2012) [-]
yep. You're cancer. I'm sure of it now. Have fun in the "fade".

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User avatar #22 - drvvatson (07/29/2012) [-]
Hey, watsonthewise here. I lost my old profile due to password recovery failure so im just adding all my old friends again.
User avatar #20 - bosskiss (07/11/2012) [-]
here is a guide that may help you with your audio output problems[just follow the steps]

You need to login to view this link 0PConvertible.aspx

also if none of this works can you provide me with some of your laptop specs
User avatar #21 to #20 - darklucius (07/11/2012) [-]
I already tried messing with all the options I could find on my computer. Nothing made them any louder. I think the problem is that the speakers I'm trying to use aren't amplified.

I do have speakers that are amplified, and they work great, but they aren't exactly portable either... Having a smaller set that I can take with me is why I'm trying to figure out this problem...

Also, it's a Toshiba Sattelite P755. Not sure what other specs you need...
#17 - princedickfart Comment deleted by darklucius [-]
User avatar #19 to #17 - darklucius (05/21/2012) [-]
Imma delete this so princedickfart don't get banned (in case anyone rolls it), but if anyone requests it here on my profile I'll repost it...
User avatar #5 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
im guessing either your a gay or another retarded little bitch
User avatar #6 to #5 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
Neither actually. Straight and intelligent. Not sure what sexuality has to do with that though.

I should probably leave this site though. All the retards get butthurt when I start slinging intelligent comments around.
User avatar #7 to #6 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
yea funnyjunk isn't good for people who...you kno have an opinion, try 9gag (in all seriousness) 9gag i think is more open to that kind of stuff
User avatar #8 to #7 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
You know, it's kinda fun here. Pissing off all the opinionated little retards. Watching them roll around in their own **** because they think thumbing someone down means they won an argument. Rather entertaining.
User avatar #9 to #8 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
lol it actually is, but um your kinda doing that same thumb thing O_o
#10 to #9 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
By celestia... you're right. I take back any negative thumbs I gave you for the duration of our conversation...
User avatar #11 to #10 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
its fine, i need to stay out of front page anyways xD, everytime i go there something bad happens....
#12 to #11 - darklucius (05/03/2012) [-]
>mfw 99% of the things people post on this site
>mfw 99% of the things people post on this site
#13 to #12 - AwesomeJT (05/03/2012) [-]
its more (just made this so it sucks, kinda liek windows 7 paint)
User avatar #4 - lazaman (04/28/2012) [-]
If you want the Disks, Gonna need an adress. Deleted mah Post.
User avatar #2 - redwolfradolf (03/28/2012) [-]
Your profil pic made me lol.
#3 to #2 - darklucius (03/28/2012) [-]
/squee
/squee
User avatar #1 - darklucius (02/19/2012) [-]
lolwat
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