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darkhenson

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:2/13/2012
Location:You Mad Bro
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 1063 total,  86 ,  1149
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level -307 Comment: apprentice dark lord → Level -306 Comment: apprentice dark lord
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:86
FJ Points:-1168
So, seeing as it is possible to get banend for too many red thumbs. I would like to ask that if an admin stumbles across my humble page, then they should at least look at my posts and see how much enjoyment this brings. Cmon, one troll cannot hurt..

Anyways, if I do get banned then look for the account iamsuperior (not using this until i am banned)

latest user's comments

#26 - Well insulting people is the fastest way to make them mad. Hey… 12/19/2011 on darkhenson's profile 0
#24 - Thank you.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2011 on darkhenson's profile 0
User avatar #25 - theracistpanda (12/19/2011) [-]
Also, I think a troll should just make people really mad, but not fuck up their shit calling them gay and insults like that. But I guess it doesn't matter exactly how you do it, as long as you get the job done.
#26 - darkhenson (12/19/2011) [-]
Well insulting people is the fastest way to make them mad. Hey could you post on the comment telling anyone who sees the comment that im a troll and probably banned. It says i cannot post another comment for 999999999999 minutes, so yeah.
#22 - lol 12/19/2011 on darkhenson's profile 0
#20 - I know, it's hilarious. The perfect blend of bad grammar, igno…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2011 on darkhenson's profile 0
#21 - tuesdayscoming (12/19/2011) [-]
mfw people reply to you very angrily
#22 - darkhenson (12/19/2011) [-]
lol
#701 - i think your retarded  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2011 on Scary Sea Monsters -7
#705 - cptalpaca (12/19/2011) [-]
My God. What a brilliant rebuttal! Someone please start the slow clap for this man.
#685 - **** u im not butthurt, unlike u cuz ur probably into buttsex 12/19/2011 on Scary Sea Monsters -11
#680 - cuz i kno im rite and u all r wrong  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2011 on Scary Sea Monsters -15
User avatar #713 - theracistpanda (12/19/2011) [-]
Listen, I'm not here to start a shitstorm, nor do I want to swim in it. The way I see it, they aren't fucking up your shit not just because of your grammar skills, they are making fun of your grammar because you called them 2 year olds, when you in fact spell like one yourself. Furthermore, just because they thumbed this up doesn't mean they watch the show, they may just know that the show is about a sponge living under the sea. They may have watched it with their kid, you don't know that. If I were you, I would just stop commenting on this thread altogether. Unless you feel like trolling a little bit more.
#711 - John Cena (12/19/2011) [-]
lol even the anons call you stupid.
first of all, this is the internet, built solely to shit on your opinion. secondly, quit acting like you're mature because you say that spongebob is "gay". spongebob probably gets more poon than you, anyway. and he actually has a friend, which is probably more than you can say for yourself.
User avatar #703 - guessmyusername (12/19/2011) [-]
"cuz i kno im rite and u all r wrong"
"It's because i know that i'm right and all of you are wrong."

DUDE, SHUT UP. YOU SPELL LIKE A NIGGER, YET YOU SAY YOU'RE SO GROWN UP. IM 16, and i have a 7 year old brother and my step dad is 36, been in the US army, and done many other "grown up" things with his life, and WE ALL LOVE SPONGEBOB.

meanwhile, cpt. nigger spongebob thread troll here is sucking dicks and is enjoying all the red thumbs in his ass.



Get off the internet. now.

#675 - you buttwipe 12/19/2011 on Scary Sea Monsters -4
#673 - For explanation look about 25 comments down (The really thumb… 12/19/2011 on Scary Sea Monsters -11
#670 - **** u asswipe.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2011 on Scary Sea Monsters -24
User avatar #681 - guessmyusername (12/19/2011) [-]
so you are a seventh grader.


As you can see here, no one likes you, in real life, and on the internet. We may be Richard Simmonsgots, but you're a *pretty little princess in a dress**
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #23 - theracistpanda (12/19/2011) [-]
wow. for a while, I thought you were actually serious. Good job at making everyone mad.
#24 to #25 - darkhenson (12/19/2011) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #25 to #26 - theracistpanda (12/19/2011) [-]
Also, I think a troll should just make people really mad, but not **** up their **** calling them gay and insults like that. But I guess it doesn't matter exactly how you do it, as long as you get the job done.
#26 to #27 - darkhenson (12/19/2011) [-]
Well insulting people is the fastest way to make them mad. Hey could you post on the comment telling anyone who sees the comment that im a troll and probably banned. It says i cannot post another comment for 999999999999 minutes, so yeah.
User avatar #19 - tuesdayscoming (12/19/2011) [-]
everybody mad. good job
#20 to #21 - darkhenson (12/19/2011) [-]
I know, it's hilarious. The perfect blend of bad grammar, ignorance, and overall annoyance, all combined to generate mass amounts of hate. I love this site and all its people. xD
#21 to #22 - tuesdayscoming (12/19/2011) [-]
mfw people reply to you very angrily
mfw people reply to you very angrily
#22 to #23 - darkhenson (12/19/2011) [-]
lol
#16 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
#17 to #18 - darkhenson (12/17/2011) [-]
lol thank you.
#13 - John Cena (12/17/2011) [-]
I want potatoes but at the same time dont wat potatoes so **** a cat in its tight virgin ass
#15 to #15 - darkhenson (12/17/2011) [-]
O_O
#1 - clutterbutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 to #1 - darkhenson (12/16/2011) [-]
you still dont understand do you? trollololololol. Maybe that will help.
#3 to #2 - clutterbutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 to #3 - darkhenson (12/16/2011) [-]
yes tha t was trolling. I thoroughly enjoyed all the fury at my comment. Good too because anybody who truly believes that is an asshole. ******* westboro baptist church are assholes. And i lied to everyone in that post.
#5 to #4 - clutterbutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 to #7 - goldengohan (12/17/2011) [-]
your picture also contradicts your comment
#6 to #7 - darkhenson (12/16/2011) [-]
so lets point this out. Failing at trolling would not involve negative points. I created this account for the purpose of trolling and it has served as thus. The negative points are a badge for my current success. Hated by community is also a characteristic of trolls. lying is also a characteristic of trolls. Being a bitch is also a characteristic of a troll. So all your comments have backfired on the first one. Your failure is apparent. Goodbye
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