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darkbreezex

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: deathrocker10
Date Signed Up:5/08/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Level 59 Content: Sammich eater → Level 60 Content: FJ Cultist
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#2 - "DIE DIE DIE YOU FAT GAY BEAST" always gets a chuckl… 01/11/2016 on cats & youtube +1
#526 - **darkbreezex used "*roll picture*"** **darkbreezex rolled … 12/25/2015 on MORE FREE SHIT. GET IN HERE. 0
#83 - Oh man, Dark Cloud! I can still hear the CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP… 12/24/2015 on Leaked Dark Souls 3 pictures 0
#67 - Could you just imagine... You're exhausted. After a g…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Leaked Dark Souls 3 pictures +4
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#82 - stifflimb (12/24/2015) [-]
And imagine this, there are no fake bonfires, which bonfire will be a mimic is randomly chosen among all bonfires available except a set few who is needed for the story, so every playthrough is different.
#719 - **darkbreezex used "*roll picture*"** **darkbreezex rolled … 12/24/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
#6 - I don't know whether to thumb this up or down. That's some…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Dogs can't resist being pet +7
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#7 - imadethistopost (12/23/2015) [-]
from what i was told my max, was about as sporadic as could be, save kids. he was one to place himself between me and my fuck stick neighbour who'd yell at me for being a kid.

but my dumb cunt youth someday straight smacked the fuck outta him, and well a dog is an animal and bit my arm. now a mastifs a big ass dog, had he gone full ass ape shit and for my throat i mighn't be typing this today.

my parents acted in the best accord for the time, and retold me this when i was 12 or so.

i feel the weight of max's death and bear that guilt, but if i had a time machine to go back and stop myself, well max would probably bite the living fuck outta my grown ass self. but if all dogs do go to heaven, he's probably digging holes and moses's crop, and i'll see'm there.
#80 - funpunk (12/23/2015) [-]
But couldn't they have given him up for adoption instead of having him put down? It just seems wrong to me that they'd have him for years, then just have him killed after one bite. But what do I know, I'm just a guy on the Internet.
#7 - I didn't see the picture of the dog at first, and I thought he…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on creepy face 0
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#11 - stinkbugfrick (12/15/2015) [-]
Then again maybe that's the same way deaf people are taught at the start, not trying to be mean, but a child can only understand so much as the start, so teaching basics of yes no and what to do, it could work if they have a hearing problem.

Question for anyone who reads this for a response: Would you rather go deaf or blind? My uncles got a degenerative eye disease and is losing his sight, he's unsure whether he'd have rather lost his hearing. I myself can't decide either, eye sight is so important day to day, but without music I'd rather not live.
#33 - The one with the kid in the pink jacket with the mom in blue p… 12/14/2015 on Just some people getting... 0
#202 - Happy Birthday, bud. Best wishes, and I hope that you have…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2015 on Stop what you were doing... 0
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#225 - countmorgan (12/04/2015) [-]
Right now im just listening to it... just reclining back in my chair, enjoying the atmosphere thanks darkbreezex
#119 - I try to spread some cancer and get ponies. I have ef…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 66) +38
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#281 - theoneweirdguy (12/02/2015) [-]
*insert "ohnoIrolledapony".jpg*
#152 - sobir (12/01/2015) [-]
confirmed for overachiever
#194 - wintermuteonetwo (12/01/2015) [-]
Is... is Uti meme now? What have i missed?
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#221 - sobir (12/01/2015) [-]
pray*
#220 - sobir (12/01/2015) [-]
Am working on it
Remember to allways praty to Uti before bed
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User avatar #2 - kattr (01/07/2015) [-]
TY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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