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Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:Oklahoma
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FJWF Career Highlights:

-FJWF Hardcore Championship(9 times)
-FJWF Tag Team Championship(4 times, current, w/AreyouSerious; Vacant(1), kkKhris(2))
-FJWF World Tag Team Championship(2 times, current, w/suddenk; kkKhris(1))
-FJWF Cruiserweight Championship(1 time)
-FJWF TV Championship(2 times, current)
-FJWF IN Championship(1 time)
-FJWF IC Championship(1 time)
-FJWF Championship(3 times, current)
-FJWF Triple Crown Championship(1 time, current)

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#5 - Picture 2 hours ago on Adventure Universe 0
#12574 - Since you won the FJWF North Korean Championship, you should c… 2 hours ago on AreyouSerious's profile 0
#970 - Wrestling can be one of many things. Amateur wrestli… 5 hours ago on fjwf's profile 0
#968 - Exactly  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on fjwf's profile 0
User avatar #969 - commanderbunbun (5 hours ago) [-]
one last question.

what's wrestling?
User avatar #970 - darealsnooki (5 hours ago) [-]
Wrestling can be one of many things.

Amateur wrestling is pretty much how it all began. The goal of wrestling is to pin your enemy to the mat on his/her back for however amount of seconds(mainly 3) without him/her moving out of it. As time came along, pro wrestling became a thing. I think Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler. That's how old this potentially is . In pro wrestling, you can use even more moves than in amateur wrestling, in attempt to weaken/tire your enemy. The main goal in pro wrestling is to pin your enemy, make them submit by putting them in a painful hold en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_holds , you can win by disqualification, in which, in a normal match, someone would have to hit you with a foreign object, which is an object not meant to be in the match, and you can win by count-out, where you get your enemy outside the ring to be knocked out before the referee counts to a certain number(mainly 10), or if your enemy just wants to lose on purpose, they will exit the ring themselves, and get themselves intentionally counted-out.

Now, since you're new to wrestling, the number 1 company that goes to your mind might be WWE, but I assure you, there are many others out there. A lot of which are not even televised. The non-televised ones are mostly considered indy/independent.

I am here if you need anything else answered
#964 - **darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **darealsnooki rolls…  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on fjwf's profile 0
User avatar #967 - panicchemical (5 hours ago) [-]
**panicchemical used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**panicchemical rolls 82**
User avatar #965 - bondofsnow (6 hours ago) [-]
**bondofsnow used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**bondofsnow rolls 06**
#957 - The New Day is a stable that is meant to stereotype black Chri…  [+] (5 new replies) 9 hours ago on fjwf's profile 0
User avatar #966 - fuckberries (5 hours ago) [-]
I hate the New Day hate... Three extremely talented guys performing together and the fans got all butt hurt for no reason and are taking it out on them. I've always loved Kofi, Big E has grown on me, and how can you possibly hate Woods?!
User avatar #971 - bondofsnow (4 hours ago) [-]
I'd like to see the New Day Is it "The New Day" or just "New Day"? take all the hate and become the next big heel team.
User avatar #968 - darealsnooki (5 hours ago) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #969 - commanderbunbun (5 hours ago) [-]
one last question.

what's wrestling?
User avatar #970 - darealsnooki (5 hours ago) [-]
Wrestling can be one of many things.

Amateur wrestling is pretty much how it all began. The goal of wrestling is to pin your enemy to the mat on his/her back for however amount of seconds(mainly 3) without him/her moving out of it. As time came along, pro wrestling became a thing. I think Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler. That's how old this potentially is . In pro wrestling, you can use even more moves than in amateur wrestling, in attempt to weaken/tire your enemy. The main goal in pro wrestling is to pin your enemy, make them submit by putting them in a painful hold en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_holds , you can win by disqualification, in which, in a normal match, someone would have to hit you with a foreign object, which is an object not meant to be in the match, and you can win by count-out, where you get your enemy outside the ring to be knocked out before the referee counts to a certain number(mainly 10), or if your enemy just wants to lose on purpose, they will exit the ring themselves, and get themselves intentionally counted-out.

Now, since you're new to wrestling, the number 1 company that goes to your mind might be WWE, but I assure you, there are many others out there. A lot of which are not even televised. The non-televised ones are mostly considered indy/independent.

I am here if you need anything else answered
#955 - By your choices, " ***** and giggles". …  [+] (7 new replies) 9 hours ago on fjwf's profile 0
User avatar #956 - commanderbunbun (9 hours ago) [-]
how about the new day. what does that name even mean and why do people hate them?
User avatar #957 - darealsnooki (9 hours ago) [-]
The New Day is a stable that is meant to stereotype black Christians. What they did recently wasn't very Christian-like, though.

The New Day's hate probably started on the Internet Wrestling Community, for being the "anti-Shield". If you don't know who The Shield were, it was a stable made up of Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, and Seth Rollins, who were really good with the fans, even when heels.

Personally, I don't see a reason to hate them. They're just another stable that has good potential, but will be buried as soon as they rise
User avatar #966 - fuckberries (5 hours ago) [-]
I hate the New Day hate... Three extremely talented guys performing together and the fans got all butt hurt for no reason and are taking it out on them. I've always loved Kofi, Big E has grown on me, and how can you possibly hate Woods?!
User avatar #971 - bondofsnow (4 hours ago) [-]
I'd like to see the New Day Is it "The New Day" or just "New Day"? take all the hate and become the next big heel team.
User avatar #968 - darealsnooki (5 hours ago) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #969 - commanderbunbun (5 hours ago) [-]
one last question.

what's wrestling?
User avatar #970 - darealsnooki (5 hours ago) [-]
Wrestling can be one of many things.

Amateur wrestling is pretty much how it all began. The goal of wrestling is to pin your enemy to the mat on his/her back for however amount of seconds(mainly 3) without him/her moving out of it. As time came along, pro wrestling became a thing. I think Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler. That's how old this potentially is . In pro wrestling, you can use even more moves than in amateur wrestling, in attempt to weaken/tire your enemy. The main goal in pro wrestling is to pin your enemy, make them submit by putting them in a painful hold en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_holds , you can win by disqualification, in which, in a normal match, someone would have to hit you with a foreign object, which is an object not meant to be in the match, and you can win by count-out, where you get your enemy outside the ring to be knocked out before the referee counts to a certain number(mainly 10), or if your enemy just wants to lose on purpose, they will exit the ring themselves, and get themselves intentionally counted-out.

Now, since you're new to wrestling, the number 1 company that goes to your mind might be WWE, but I assure you, there are many others out there. A lot of which are not even televised. The non-televised ones are mostly considered indy/independent.

I am here if you need anything else answered
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#821 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
stickied by darealsnooki
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
It's a crazy song that has been a "ghost" throughout my life, but it now has effect whenever I contact you
#1425 - giffythetoad (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh Okie what will you do next?
Oh Okie what will you do next?
User avatar #1427 to #1425 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Oklahoma is a rewarding state, only if you're Indian
User avatar #1423 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I miss you.

I miss licking those webby feet
#1424 to #1423 - giffythetoad (04/20/2015) [-]
Odd that you should mention feet, seeing as how some random guy, badboyscout, on kingdaniel's profile just drew this for me xD

I love it :3
User avatar #1426 to #1424 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
I love it as well
User avatar #1419 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I'm free from school now... for the weekend, at least
User avatar #1421 to #1420 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
I have 4/20 off, for some totally non-apparent reason
#1410 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, how are you recently?
User avatar #1411 to #1410 - giffythetoad (04/10/2015) [-]
Good. Just playing Hexxit with Pablovilly and Virt
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Virt? As in the composer for Shantae?
User avatar #1416 to #1412 - Virt (04/10/2015) [-]
youd be wrong :/
User avatar #1417 to #1416 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Ohhh... My apologies, Virt and giffythetoad!
User avatar #1418 to #1417 - Virt (04/10/2015) [-]
its no problem
i actually get asked that a lot lol
User avatar #1413 to #1412 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Well, I know he does more stuff
User avatar #1414 to #1413 - giffythetoad (04/10/2015) [-]
M-maybe.
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Good

Also, I ate some strawberries recently... some BIG strawberries ;)
User avatar #1407 - AreyouSerious (04/04/2015) [-]
I don't think I've won a 1v1 in FJWF yet lol
User avatar #1409 to #1407 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Oh, I get what you mean now!

Anyways, become a challenger. I've lost only one of my one-on-one matches in which I was the challenger
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
That's what Tuesdays are for, mang.

Challenge anyone. If its tag team, have a partner
User avatar #1403 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, there was a fight at my school today
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - giffythetoad (04/02/2015) [-]
As long as you weren't a part of it, then all is well.
User avatar #1405 to #1404 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I wasn't part of it.

Why would I want this pretty face to be messed up? It's toadally yours!
User avatar #1400 - AreyouSerious (04/01/2015) [-]
I thought of an idea for a royal rumble:

let's say nine people want to join they each roll 1-9 to see the Line up

Once that's done, make a new thread, Person 1 and Person 2 start the roll (example. 0-99)

the person with the lowest number gets an X, every person keeps track on how many X's they get

next round a 3rd person comes in to roll, each rolling 0-99, lowest number get an X

this cycle repeat each round adding one new person every time until the entire line up is called

everyone rolls and the person with the lowest number gets an X

if a person get 3 X's, they're out, last man standing is king of the ring

also if someone gets 3 x's in a round, the person with the highest number in that round is considered the one that ringed them out
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - AreyouSerious (04/01/2015) [-]
this method can also be used for a 1v1 ring out match for a belt
User avatar #1402 to #1401 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
I love this idea!

Just need a day, and a bracket
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
That's all I know how to do so far.

I enjoyed your dialogue in the first one. How do I add dialogue?
User avatar #1398 to #1397 - giffythetoad (04/01/2015) [-]
It's random ,I thnik.
User avatar #1399 to #1398 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
It was funny, though
User avatar #1386 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I learned a dirty secret about my principal today
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
Wanna hear it?
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - giffythetoad (04/01/2015) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
I respect your maturity
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - giffythetoad (04/01/2015) [-]
Her Strut - Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band {Remastered HQ} I respect your butt.
User avatar #1392 to #1391 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
The Korean Victoria's Secret is pretty obvious
User avatar #1386 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, when do you want my InstaSync song?
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - giffythetoad (03/28/2015) [-]
You can post it, Sweetie >.>

On the page, go to Add Video
Put link in der
User avatar #1378 - giffythetoad (03/28/2015) [-]
H-hey...d-do you wanna come hang out on Instasynch and share some music?
instasync.com/r/hypnotoadtrance
we can chill out and stuff ^^;
User avatar #1380 to #1378 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
I could go for it
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
you back

By the way, how many times has that "typo" gave you OCD?

User avatar #1365 to #1364 - giffythetoad (03/27/2015) [-]
Zero. I think it's cute.
User avatar #1367 to #1366 - giffythetoad (03/27/2015) [-]
Just like you.
User avatar #1368 to #1367 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]


Also, I hate to wake up a sleeping dog, but of all the times you made me gifs and stuff, is there anything I can do for you in return?
User avatar #1373 to #1372 - giffythetoad (03/28/2015) [-]
>greyscale
>didn't even attempt to apply stoneification effects.
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Awhh
#1377 to #1376 - giffythetoad (03/28/2015) [-]
Neee.....
Staph...is too mush
User avatar #1357 - giffythetoad (03/26/2015) [-]
Goh, you always do that to me.
It's like you just want to use me for Photoshop.
User avatar #1358 to #1357 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Nah...

Giffy, I know it's been a while since we talked, and there have been breaks in between our conversations, but if you don't wanna do that, I'm okay with that.

I worry that I overuse you for animation, and that bad thought sort of became a reality.

I'm still your Snookums. and you're still my giffy. In the end, it doesn't matter if you have animated for me, or not. What's important is that we stay friends. I'm risking to have all my future animation requests revoked, just to prove it
User avatar #1359 to #1358 - giffythetoad (03/26/2015) [-]

You're such a sweetie.
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Anything for our friendship, mang!

You're the best FJer that I know almost personally
#1361 to #1360 - giffythetoad (03/26/2015) [-]
Gosh....you're so flattering. Staphhh <3
Gosh....you're so flattering. Staphhh <3
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
You are also my best source of toad content
User avatar #1337 to #1336 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
More like it.

I am potentially facing a tornado
User avatar #1338 to #1337 - giffythetoad (03/26/2015) [-]
W-what?!
#1339 to #1338 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Here's a map of my state. I am where that point is
User avatar #1340 to #1339 - giffythetoad (03/26/2015) [-]
omg will you be ok? ;-;
#1341 to #1340 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Dunno.

Heavy storms are in my town now, and nighttime came 2 hours prematurely.

I do have 4 pictures from my yard before this happened. I shall post all 4 of them as we reply
#1344 to #1343 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
By the way, how does my yard and house look?
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
That tree just acquired pink leaves. Aren't they lovely?
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
That is humorous.

I also like how the song matches every thrust
User avatar #1351 to #1350 - giffythetoad (03/26/2015) [-]
I love you
#1352 to #1351 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Shantae and I love you, too
Shantae and I love you, too
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - giffythetoad (03/26/2015) [-]
D'aww! She's all pixellated. It's adorable ^.^
User avatar #1354 to #1353 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
She dances to almost anything, no matter what you play!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwuMvc8wbC8&index=2&list=RDJbJFFtsQ9mw
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - giffythetoad (03/26/2015) [-]
**giffythetoad giggles** Not what I'm listening to. It's realllllly calm and slow and her dancing to it is so out-of-place xD
User avatar #1356 to #1355 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
If only she had an animation editor...

User avatar #1321 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I have school in 6 hours, and I can't sleep
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - giffythetoad (03/24/2015) [-]
6 hours isn't bad. I get 5 hours average each night, so you march yourself right back to bed, Mister.

User avatar #1323 to #1322 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm already laying down...
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - giffythetoad (03/24/2015) [-]
**giffythetoad crawls ontop of you** Oh ;3
Snuggle snuggle ^3^
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
**darealsnooki transforms into a pencil**
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
*Pencil noises*
User avatar #1329 to #1327 - giffythetoad (03/24/2015) [-]
Youtube Poop: Hank of the Hill PAENCIL
User avatar #1331 to #1329 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
She has no more PAENCIL. She is all out of PAENCIL


User avatar #1332 to #1331 - giffythetoad (03/24/2015) [-]
**giffythetoad kisses your forehead and tucks the bed sheets around you snuggly**
Try and rest for me, okay Sweetheart?
Maybe do some reading. I read Wikipedia pages when I'm bored and it helps put me to sleep and you learn stuff in the process.
User avatar #1333 to #1332 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
I'll try, giffy
User avatar #1330 to #1328 - giffythetoad (03/24/2015) [-]
M-mikey....Oh gosh.
User avatar #1304 - AreyouSerious (03/22/2015) [-]
do you have pictures of the TV belt and cruiserweight belt, the one on FJWF are the thumbnails
#1305 to #1304 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Yea, mang.

I have the next one in the reply
User avatar #1308 to #1306 - AreyouSerious (03/22/2015) [-]
also I'm the new crusierweight and TV champ so if you could update the champs on fjwf
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/22/2015) [-]
Well, I didn't notice this was thumbnail...

I'll edit this, to make it bigger
User avatar #1299 - AreyouSerious (03/21/2015) [-]
I don't think we should keep the 4C championship
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
Make a Strawpoll about it
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