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#11 - You're not sorry at all. 11/23/2015 on I'm sorry +1
#28 - Let's see... Strength: 4, because throwing cars would… 11/23/2015 on CYOA The Vamp or The Wolf +1
#29 - Canada, soon to be renamed the Middle North.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2015 on Arrested for Disagreeing... 0
#36 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
Wrong.
It was decided long ago that it shall be known as America's hat.
#111 - First shiny I got was in Diamond, it was a Gastly. It was kind… 11/23/2015 on Shiny 0
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#7 - We have no frying pans. Just one skillet. I have absolutely no…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on Dishes 0
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#24 - grovesimus (11/22/2015) [-]
But my friend, a skillet is a frying pan!
#10 - Landmines, grenades and a shot gun. Didn't even need to be a c… 11/22/2015 on When you travel too far south 0
#21 - Or the ruined nursing home. There's a skeleton in a dress out … 11/22/2015 on Grandma died with her friends +3
#51 - I'd be more for a combined effort to reclaim Syria so the refu… 11/22/2015 on This is a bullshit argument... 0
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#13 - And of course, it's built at Red Rocket...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2015 on Tower of Flesh +24
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#19 - skeletorexplains (11/21/2015) [-]
Red rocket being the place you find the dog too.

I swear they have no honor.
#18 - I had an N64, my older brother had a PS1. Technically, his par… 11/21/2015 on Damn 0
#18 - Saw that line coming a mile away. 11/21/2015 on bruh 0
#4 - Big Bird's experimentation with Thai chili, Sriracha sauce, an… 11/20/2015 on Elmo vs. jet engine +4
#77 - At one point I was sniping raiders outside the Corvega plant, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on Puppermeat 0
#99 - gerfox (11/18/2015) [-]
I tried to clear Gunner Plaza earlier today, and on the second floor there were two gunners. One had a fat man and the other a missile launcher. Needless to say, the SECOND time I tried to clear it I sniped them before I moved in.
#16 - Not a fan of the name, don't really care though. What… 11/18/2015 on Taking a joke to far +1
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#42 - I have had alligator. Chewy, but tasty.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2015 on I eat the pusi +4
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#48 - Tusura (11/18/2015) [-]
I always found Alligator to be really greasy and slimy.
#50 - xxsikoticxx (11/18/2015) [-]
depends on how it is cooked/prepared, but it can be yes
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#51 - Tusura (11/18/2015) [-]
I've had alligator stew, and alligator jerky. Both were sopping with grease and the meat is chewy and not tender at all.
Almost like Clam meat, but with a slightly different texture. More tough than clam meat.
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#61 - theasexualgamer (11/18/2015) [-]
I recommend it fried
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#76 - KillinTime (11/18/2015) [-]
course you would tubby.

I'm joking fried alligator is pretty good
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#60 - commanderchicken (11/18/2015) [-]
I recommend blackened or fried. Blackened is my personal favorite, especially if done with some zesty cajun spices.
#4 - Rorschach tests have recently received an update, I see. 11/17/2015 on There's a baby face in the... 0
#24 - Tiptoe through the Tulips and .... Hm. **** it, Rule of Nature. 11/17/2015 on What would you pick? 0
#3 - Jokes on you, I have no cat. Tiger jerky would be ac…  [+] (30 new replies) 11/17/2015 on I eat the pusi +230
#74 - xalka (11/18/2015) [-]
Get a cat. Love it, cherish it.
Eat the cat.
#40 - anon (11/17/2015) [-]
not sure if asians even eat cats. i know they eat dogs tho.
#123 - yellowello (11/18/2015) [-]
Yes, yes we do.
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#71 - trescope (11/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, if you get into those crazy backcountry areas, Dogs are delicacy.

The cats thing is a myth tho. Cheap restaurants will sometimes substitute beef with cheaper cuts of meat or even stale/expired meats.
#107 - citizenlame (11/18/2015) [-]
Not a myth about the cats, at least in southern China amongst some people, I was in a love food market the other day, and they had cats in cages ready to be slaughtered and cooked
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#114 - trescope (11/18/2015) [-]
South China, or south Asia? I been living in Shanghai for about 16+ years. Never seen cats in cages ready to be cooked.
#118 - citizenlame (11/18/2015) [-]
I meant to say prevalent*
#116 - citizenlame (11/18/2015) [-]
South China, I'm in Guangxi province, although I am I the countryside. Probably not as pre slant in metropolitan areas
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#120 - trescope (11/18/2015) [-]
Yo, never been into Guangxi, but i've been to Yunnan and Hainan island. What are you doing way out there?

People eating cat seems crazy, but maybe I didn't look around enough.
#124 - citizenlame (11/18/2015) [-]
M just backpacking right now, there's a couple great areas for it in Guangxi, Like Huilin and Yangshuo. Typically they don't advertise that they sell cat, as it's becoming less and less popular. They place they had it where I am didn't like people taking pictures of it in the market because of the bad press it could cause, maybe one reason you have seen it in Shanghai
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#125 - trescope (11/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's really nice backpacking area. If you have time, you can head across the border to Yunnan. Really pretty in the mountains. And weed, weed everywhere.
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#58 - tsagu (11/18/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure they do. Used to have a bunch of stray cats around the local Chinese resteraunt/bar over here. They'd put out food, and you'd slowly see less and less cats appear, till not there isn't any.
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#44 - abesimpson (11/18/2015) [-]
They eat anything that moves
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#8 - motherfuckingkenji (11/17/2015) [-]
As I recall, the meat of predators is usually not very good-tasting.
I mean, I wouldn't know, but I heard that somewhere.
#113 - satoshimiwa (11/18/2015) [-]
Cat meat tastes almost exactly like rabbit, to the point where it's hard to tell the two apart. This is the origin of the Spanish saying "Dar gato por liebre" ("Give cat instead of hare"). Picture related to Spanish grandmas.

Source: grandma that grew up in post-war Spain and has eaten her share of pucci
#103 - catpisser (11/18/2015) [-]
Back when we first started hoarding animals for meat we picked the ones that wouldnt be hard to get. Like a tiger would be hard to keep alive wothout killing it / getting killed, whereas a sheep or a cow would be much easier to handle. Other animals we didn't keep were animals who were too scared, like an antilope or such. A woman in denmark tried to eat cat meat (blind folded) and she thought it tasted like chicken. She didn't know it was cat.

TL;DR Cat tastes like chicken, predators taste good.
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#92 - nexuslament (11/18/2015) [-]
Dog taste better cat is better for you
#87 - innocentbabies (11/18/2015) [-]
It varies. Almost all fish we eat are predatory. I've also heard that cougar is actually really good, although I haven't tried it. I have had alligator, it tastes a lot like chicken.
#117 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
No. Bad. Alligator tastes nothing like chicken. Most things people say taste like chicken taste nothing like chicken. If you think it tastes like chicken, your taste buds are broken.
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#47 - abesimpson (11/18/2015) [-]
Might be subjective though (maybe some cultures don't like shrimp or bacon. I doubt it, that is universally delicious, but maybe).

inb4 muslims or Jews don't eat bacon. Those fuckers secretly love it, like me and hummus
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#35 - theasexualgamer (11/17/2015) [-]
Alligator is amazing.
#42 - darcabyss (11/17/2015) [-]
I have had alligator. Chewy, but tasty.
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#48 - Tusura (11/18/2015) [-]
I always found Alligator to be really greasy and slimy.
#50 - xxsikoticxx (11/18/2015) [-]
depends on how it is cooked/prepared, but it can be yes
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#51 - Tusura (11/18/2015) [-]
I've had alligator stew, and alligator jerky. Both were sopping with grease and the meat is chewy and not tender at all.
Almost like Clam meat, but with a slightly different texture. More tough than clam meat.
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#61 - theasexualgamer (11/18/2015) [-]
I recommend it fried
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#76 - KillinTime (11/18/2015) [-]
course you would tubby.

I'm joking fried alligator is pretty good
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#60 - commanderchicken (11/18/2015) [-]
I recommend blackened or fried. Blackened is my personal favorite, especially if done with some zesty cajun spices.
#27 - sturmbeard (11/17/2015) [-]
Then you haven't tried sexual predator meat. It's only good if you force it
#22 - gongwiththewind (11/17/2015) [-]
not fully true....
Predators tend to have tougher meat but taste is determined by fat content of the meat not diet of the animal.
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#32 - Is that some guy giving birth to a Shaq sized chocolate mud baby? 11/17/2015 on THE GREATEST FALLOUT 4 MOD 0
#1 - Is that Hubris Comics?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2015 on Crawl out through the Fallout +1
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#2 - daringdestiny (11/16/2015) [-]
Yeah

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#4 to #3 - darcabyss (04/14/2015) [-]
Not gonna do it.
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#2 to #1 - darcabyss (03/25/2015) [-]
It's adorable and I want one.
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