I have a shih-zu
(same as one content but far less ugly)

He's a moron. But he's smart enough to listen. My bigger dog is smart enough to be an asshole.

shih-tzu***

They are actually more related to wolves than most big dogs are.

My parents have a minitaure schnauzer who is afraid of loud noises (i.e. hammers). She cowers in the deepest corner of any room she's in for hours after the noise has stopped unwilling to be consoled.

That is, until someone mentions food.

a dog reacts excited if you yell "buttfuckers" as long as you say it with an excited tone

Because the ward is associated with something that they are uncomfortable with. Before playing with your dog, yell out "torn sphincter" and see how excited they will get with those words in the future.

Not having incubator upgrade.... poorfag. Only 175 plat or a quick craft. I spent the 175 because I was a cunt with 2000 plat

if you click on the blue eye, there is additional chat. its kinda like "hey have some extra info, but its not necessary" or "here is the punchline to a joke" Also, I bought it when it first came out which it wasn't available in dojo right away