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darcabyss

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Date Signed Up:6/22/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#9 - Staring Rob Schneider. 09/14/2015 on Drugs are bad, m'kay? 0
#30 - This is what happens when you try to wash Dry Clean only cloth… 09/14/2015 on Well that's not good 0
#23 - Go to a decently busy water park, where people frequently go o… 09/14/2015 on Water slide 0
#90 - "Pfft, I've seen this trick. He's just pretending, so he … 09/14/2015 on Dog's reaction to his owner... 0
#10 - Why, it sounds as though you have experience with this problem.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2015 on Special promotion +1
#11 - dwarfboy (09/13/2015) [-]
Years! I was a personal consultant for a support group designed solely for the help of endowed men.

"Trying not to cock things up"
#8 - But then you have to unwrap it before you sit down, or you cou…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2015 on Special promotion 0
#9 - dwarfboy (09/13/2015) [-]
Just don't wrap it near your ass so you don't sit on it, problem solved
#10 - darcabyss (09/13/2015) [-]
Why, it sounds as though you have experience with this problem.
#11 - dwarfboy (09/13/2015) [-]
Years! I was a personal consultant for a support group designed solely for the help of endowed men.

"Trying not to cock things up"
#5 - Go through a door in a hurry and slam the door, your dong didn…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/13/2015 on Special promotion +32
#18 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
put it in your ass for safekeeping
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#12 - doctorcamden (09/13/2015) [-]
Well it should be in my pant leg. And i don't walk through doors backwards. IDK, this seems like a huge non-issue.
#6 - dwarfboy (09/13/2015) [-]
See, you'd think that happens all the time, but there's a simple fix.

Wrap it around your leg like a python
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#17 - deadmice (09/13/2015) [-]
>See "that girl".
>Boner so hard you snap your leg
#21 - dwarfboy (09/13/2015) [-]
>Restricting blood flow with specially designed cock rings

Do you even big dicks
#8 - darcabyss (09/13/2015) [-]
But then you have to unwrap it before you sit down, or you could cause serious damage.
#9 - dwarfboy (09/13/2015) [-]
Just don't wrap it near your ass so you don't sit on it, problem solved
#10 - darcabyss (09/13/2015) [-]
Why, it sounds as though you have experience with this problem.
#11 - dwarfboy (09/13/2015) [-]
Years! I was a personal consultant for a support group designed solely for the help of endowed men.

"Trying not to cock things up"
#22 - **darcabyss used "*roll picture*"** **darcabyss rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2015 on Nailed it +1
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#48 - atma (09/13/2015) [-]
definitely one of the hardest parts of the game, before I knew about the glory that was Osmose it took me plenty of tries getting from the save point all the way at the beginning to the end of that place :|
then they force you to have a heart attack waiting for Shadow or lose him forever... eeevil
#7 - **darcabyss used "*roll picture*"** **darcabyss rolled ima… 09/12/2015 on How To Make Dank... -2
#216 - It's from the manga, Monster, and the blond(ish) guy in the ho… 09/11/2015 on When someone on FJ... +1
#2 - Picture 09/11/2015 on Winter is coming... 0
#13 - Amazingly appropriate roll. WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE M…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2015 on When someone on FJ... +1
#90 - megayoming (09/11/2015) [-]
>>#46 >>#13 >>#2 Why is it a great roll sauce?
#216 - darcabyss (09/11/2015) [-]
It's from the manga, Monster, and the blond(ish) guy in the hospital bed is a sociopath and a murderer.
#111 - newdevyx (09/11/2015) [-]
I don't know man. I'm just a dog.
#13 - The community college in my town is great. One student had to …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2015 on College Humor +4
#70 - anon (09/11/2015) [-]
In Texas, it is a law that other countries have to accept your degree. So say you finish an associates, the University you go to has to accept it.
#81 - I don't have the poorly MS paint version of that reaction pic,… 09/10/2015 on Thanks for that, Boss! 0
#36 - Sarcasm is apparently pretty hard to translate through reactio…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2015 on Thanks for that, Boss! -1
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#77 - muffincannibal (09/10/2015) [-]
Sarcasm isn't hard to translate if YOU USE THE RIGHT FUCKING REACTION.
#81 - darcabyss (09/10/2015) [-]
I don't have the poorly MS paint version of that reaction pic, and I didn't feel like it was worth looking for just for this one instance.

Next time something like this come up, I'll probably use the same reaction pic, but just add the word "sarcasm" in large font. Just so people don't get confused and think I'm actually complimenting the troll.
#3 - Who marks with poopers? 09/09/2015 on who poops with markers? +43
#2 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2015 on Thanks for that, Boss! -15
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#5 - muffincannibal (09/09/2015) [-]
No he isn't fucking clever, a thousand people have done that on FJ by now.
#36 - darcabyss (09/10/2015) [-]
Sarcasm is apparently pretty hard to translate through reaction pics. Oh well, I'll take my red thumbs.
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#77 - muffincannibal (09/10/2015) [-]
Sarcasm isn't hard to translate if YOU USE THE RIGHT FUCKING REACTION.
#81 - darcabyss (09/10/2015) [-]
I don't have the poorly MS paint version of that reaction pic, and I didn't feel like it was worth looking for just for this one instance.

Next time something like this come up, I'll probably use the same reaction pic, but just add the word "sarcasm" in large font. Just so people don't get confused and think I'm actually complimenting the troll.
#6 - It's like Happy Tree Friends. Joyful Veggie Buddies! 09/09/2015 on 10/10 Would Buy Book +5
#129 - I shared this once before, but it's a fun story that's somewha… 09/09/2015 on I am the manager 0
#7 - Same thing happened to me, only took a few days. Then it devol… 09/08/2015 on Black +1
#62 - Not a huge fan of kiwi, actually. Everything else is good, though.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2015 on I'm looking at you 'murica 0
#63 - anon (09/07/2015) [-]
may the fleas from your cows enflame your rubarb!
#18 - Wut. 09/05/2015 on Am I doing it right guys 0
#6 - Even Kamina? But doesn't your opinion become less releva…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2015 on annuh may +16
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#26 - mrstraw (09/05/2015) [-]
I am almost sure there are no bad profile pics made from Gurren Lagann
#7 - innocentbabies (09/05/2015) [-]
Really, was anybody's opinion relevant in the first place?
#349 - **darcabyss used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **darcabyss rol…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2015 on Cards of Humanity FJ 0
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#362 - hamshef (09/04/2015) [-]
**hamshef used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**hamshef rolls Keikaku* *(keikaku means plan).**
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#360 - blucheese (09/04/2015) [-]
**blucheese used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**blucheese rolls Coughing into a vagina.**
#15 - I don't really watch the show, so not totally sure, but isn't …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/04/2015 on (untitled) +23
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#16 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2015) [-]
I don't watch it either, I just use it for futa porn.
#21 - greekrascal (09/04/2015) [-]
I watch it a bit. They all have a set gender
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#25 - cisdroidcommander (09/04/2015) [-]
The gems dont have set genders but steven do, or am i wrong?
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#26 - greekrascal (09/04/2015) [-]
There are a bunch of fangirls/fanboys who want them to be genderless because bla bla "gender binary sux" bla bla, but they do have genders
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#27 - cisdroidcommander (09/04/2015) [-]
do they? i thought they were rocks choosing to have a female apperance
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#29 - greekrascal (09/04/2015) [-]
Well they refer to each-other as she/her sometimes, so yeah, pretty sure
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#30 - cisdroidcommander (09/04/2015) [-]
yeah, and we have never seen a male formed gem in the show so you are probably right
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#31 - greekrascal (09/04/2015) [-]
Yeh. Don't worry though, it's a common misconception thanks to the fanbase
#66 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
wrong.

They have no sexual characteristics unless they shapeshift them, so yeah, they technically have no gender. But for all intents and purposes, they are treated and referred to as women.

Rebecca Sugar, the creator, stated that all of the gems were genderless, aside from Steven, a male gem.
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#36 - epicalania (09/04/2015) [-]
I'd just figured the gems were female by default but Steven was a guy cos his dad affected it or something
#65 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
greekrascal doesn't know what he's talking about.

They have no sexual characteristics unless they shapeshift them, so yeah, they technically have no gender. But for all intents and purposes, they are treated and referred to as women.

Rebecca Sugar, the creator, stated that all of the gems were genderless, aside from Steven, a male gem.
#115 - anon (09/05/2015) [-]
cause we needed to see your Ctrl+C comment twice

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#4 to #3 - darcabyss (04/14/2015) [-]
Not gonna do it.
Not gonna do it.
#2 to #1 - darcabyss (03/25/2015) [-]
It's adorable and I want one.
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