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#777 - Well, i've been in a commited relationship for over a year now…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on darbius's profile 0
#778 - satrenkotheone (07/30/2014) [-]
How does relationships work.

I am trying to find a job too... but not many. Also I am forced to move again soon.,
#775 - Hey, how are you? ^_^  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on darbius's profile 0
#776 - satrenkotheone (07/30/2014) [-]
Notification sound din't pop up.

I am fine, sick but fine. Yourself?
User avatar #777 - darbius (07/30/2014) [-]
Well, i've been in a commited relationship for over a year now, but on the flip side I just got laid off at my job. I'm fine in general, and im still going to be able to pay the bills for a bit but I need to find another job fairly quickly.
#778 - satrenkotheone (07/30/2014) [-]
How does relationships work.

I am trying to find a job too... but not many. Also I am forced to move again soon.,
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#770 - Heh, I suppose being broke does go hand in hand with that. Glo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on darbius's profile 0
User avatar #771 - tgandptrixie (03/06/2014) [-]
Hey lets just say I wish I was broke! I really need a cuddle buddy for you know cuddlying and romantic things! Yeah that kind of stuff! Glorious anything at Walmart because I am the cheapest jew alive!
#768 - I have a wonderful girlfriend who is helping me push through c…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on darbius's profile 0
User avatar #769 - tgandptrixie (03/06/2014) [-]
Well duh of course you are broke you have a girlfriend! Do you not see the problem there haha that is alright nothing like a little WallMart brand coffee won't fix! But congrats man! I knew you could do it and then giant sum of money I paid her had nothing to do with it haha

Still single and ready to mingle not that I haven't done my fair share of the business while in college!
User avatar #770 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
Heh, I suppose being broke does go hand in hand with that. Glorious walmart coffee army AWAY!
User avatar #771 - tgandptrixie (03/06/2014) [-]
Hey lets just say I wish I was broke! I really need a cuddle buddy for you know cuddlying and romantic things! Yeah that kind of stuff! Glorious anything at Walmart because I am the cheapest jew alive!
#765 - I'm fairly good, working on an assignment right now though, ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on darbius's profile 0
User avatar #766 - satrenkotheone (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm fine, looking for a job.
#763 - I have now, it looks very good. I hope it can deliver what it …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on darbius's profile 0
User avatar #764 - satrenkotheone (03/06/2014) [-]
I hope so too. It looks quite good.

Anyway, how are you?
User avatar #765 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm fairly good, working on an assignment right now though, how about you?
User avatar #766 - satrenkotheone (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm fine, looking for a job.
#761 - Hey, how are you doing? Those were good times for sure ^_^  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2014 on darbius's profile 0
User avatar #767 - tgandptrixie (03/06/2014) [-]
My life has been really up and really down but for now I am rather sort of kind of content!
How is your life?! Tell me all the wonderful details?!

They were the best of times!
User avatar #768 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
I have a wonderful girlfriend who is helping me push through college ^_^
but i'm pathetically broke as well.
User avatar #769 - tgandptrixie (03/06/2014) [-]
Well duh of course you are broke you have a girlfriend! Do you not see the problem there haha that is alright nothing like a little WallMart brand coffee won't fix! But congrats man! I knew you could do it and then giant sum of money I paid her had nothing to do with it haha

Still single and ready to mingle not that I haven't done my fair share of the business while in college!
User avatar #770 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
Heh, I suppose being broke does go hand in hand with that. Glorious walmart coffee army AWAY!
User avatar #771 - tgandptrixie (03/06/2014) [-]
Hey lets just say I wish I was broke! I really need a cuddle buddy for you know cuddlying and romantic things! Yeah that kind of stuff! Glorious anything at Walmart because I am the cheapest jew alive!
#760 - das me  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2014 on darbius's profile 0
User avatar #762 - satrenkotheone (03/06/2014) [-]
Have you looked into Kingdom Come: Deliverance?
User avatar #763 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
I have now, it looks very good. I hope it can deliver what it promises.
User avatar #764 - satrenkotheone (03/06/2014) [-]
I hope so too. It looks quite good.

Anyway, how are you?
User avatar #765 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm fairly good, working on an assignment right now though, how about you?
User avatar #766 - satrenkotheone (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm fine, looking for a job.
#757 - yes? 02/10/2014 on darbius's profile 0

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#774 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #775 to #774 - darbius (07/30/2014) [-]
Hey, how are you? ^_^
#776 to #775 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Notification sound din't pop up.

I am fine, sick but fine. Yourself?
User avatar #777 to #776 - darbius (07/30/2014) [-]
Well, i've been in a commited relationship for over a year now, but on the flip side I just got laid off at my job. I'm fine in general, and im still going to be able to pay the bills for a bit but I need to find another job fairly quickly.
#778 to #777 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
How does relationships work.

I am trying to find a job too... but not many. Also I am forced to move again soon.,
#773 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
years
User avatar #772 - majormayor (05/15/2014) [-]
You okay?
User avatar #759 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Armourguy
User avatar #760 to #759 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
das me
User avatar #762 to #760 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Have you looked into Kingdom Come: Deliverance?
User avatar #763 to #762 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
I have now, it looks very good. I hope it can deliver what it promises.
User avatar #764 to #763 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
I hope so too. It looks quite good.

Anyway, how are you?
User avatar #765 to #764 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm fairly good, working on an assignment right now though, how about you?
User avatar #766 to #765 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm fine, looking for a job.
User avatar #758 - tgandptrixie (03/05/2014) [-]
Awe **** is dis ***** ! Remember we had an army once?! Good times were had and none were spared! <3
User avatar #761 to #758 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
Hey, how are you doing? Those were good times for sure ^_^
User avatar #767 to #761 - tgandptrixie (03/06/2014) [-]
My life has been really up and really down but for now I am rather sort of kind of content!
How is your life?! Tell me all the wonderful details?!

They were the best of times!
User avatar #768 to #767 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
I have a wonderful girlfriend who is helping me push through college ^_^
but i'm pathetically broke as well.
User avatar #769 to #768 - tgandptrixie (03/06/2014) [-]
Well duh of course you are broke you have a girlfriend! Do you not see the problem there haha that is alright nothing like a little WallMart brand coffee won't fix! But congrats man! I knew you could do it and then giant sum of money I paid her had nothing to do with it haha

Still single and ready to mingle not that I haven't done my fair share of the business while in college!
User avatar #770 to #769 - darbius (03/06/2014) [-]
Heh, I suppose being broke does go hand in hand with that. Glorious walmart coffee army AWAY!
User avatar #771 to #770 - tgandptrixie (03/06/2014) [-]
Hey lets just say I wish I was broke! I really need a cuddle buddy for you know cuddlying and romantic things! Yeah that kind of stuff! Glorious anything at Walmart because I am the cheapest jew alive!
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User avatar #757 to #756 - darbius (02/10/2014) [-]
yes?
User avatar #732 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
I desire to speak to you.
User avatar #733 to #732 - darbius (10/05/2013) [-]
Chances are we arn't going to get many face to face conversations, but i'll willingly answer any questions that you want to ask me
#734 to #733 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Alright...

So as a woman, are there any chances of me wearing any kind of armour or using weaponry?
User avatar #735 to #734 - darbius (10/05/2013) [-]
Absolutely, women fought more often than you would think in the medieval ages. Any armor can be tailored to fit any body shape, regardless of whether or not they are a man or a woman. While a man would have an easier time due to being naturally stronger, that it about the only limitation when it comes to this sort of thing.
User avatar #736 to #735 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
I see... yeah I've heard of some women fighting.

Joan'd Arc had her own suit of plate made for her from what I've gathered.

Hmm I wore an iron chainmail/byrnie once. heavy stuff but not heavy in a bad way. I quite liked it. I think me myself would go with mostly chainmail, leather and some plates... or some sort of lamellar plate things...
#737 to #736 - darbius (10/05/2013) [-]
Chainmail is surprisingly comfortable to wear, and it has been the principal defence of soldiers for thousands of years. Leather armor is alright, especially for today's style of WMA or SCA considering how you aren't actually going to get stabbed. You could go for a splintmail (leather reinforced with strips of iron or steel) and a coat of plates, 14th century style armor.
User avatar #739 to #737 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Probably with a polearm or longsword...
User avatar #738 to #737 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
I would probably try something lightweight considering I'd do fighting without shield.
User avatar #740 to #738 - darbius (10/05/2013) [-]
Splint Mail is lighter than plate armor and is lighter than chainmail, it's drawbacks are that it's fairly ugly. on the upside however, it's easy to make, cheaper than most other armor, effective and easy to make to different sizes.
Chainmail is actually one of the heaviest armors around. What kind of weapons do you plan on using if you don't mind me asking? My personal favorite is the Longsword.
User avatar #741 to #740 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Described above.

I don't want splintmail.... >.<
User avatar #742 to #741 - darbius (10/05/2013) [-]
Just making my personal suggestion, sorry if I'm sending the wrong message across. It really depends on what you want.
User avatar #743 to #742 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
I want to use a longsword and/or polearms.
User avatar #744 to #743 - darbius (10/05/2013) [-]
Technically you can use any weapon with any armor from any time period, but if you are interested in being historically accurate, I can point you in the right direction.
User avatar #745 to #744 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Myeh... Spears... halberds... pollaxes... longswords...


Naginata....
User avatar #746 to #745 - darbius (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #747 to #746 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
I don't have that much time... sorry >.<

I am not sure what I want really. I know I want a weapon similar to the naginata though. But I also wanna do western stuff too.
#748 to #747 - darbius (10/05/2013) [-]
You could consider a bardiche
#749 to #748 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Isn't it.... really freaking heavy?
User avatar #750 to #749 - darbius (10/05/2013) [-]
A naginata would have a 4-5 pound weight at the end of a 4-7 foot pole, magnifying that weight far more than normal
A bardiche would have a 7-8 pound weight closer to the body, making it probably about the same.
I don't have much time right now either, but i'll look up some stuff for you and suggest some things you could consider.
#751 to #750 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
I see but.. the Bardiche looks more like an axe to me and I would imagine it acts almost the same way. Also used as arquebus support during early gunpowder era for the Russians.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KTrFURcMJQ
User avatar #752 to #751 - darbius (10/05/2013) [-]
I'll see what I can find, I have to go for now. The bardiche was a suggestion off the top of my head, il see if I can't find an actually researched opinion for you next time ^_^
User avatar #755 to #752 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
NEVERMIND THEN!
User avatar #754 to #752 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Also gotta go, talk to ya laters.
User avatar #753 to #752 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
Oh it's okay.

I just prefer a longer reach since I'm quite short myself. The Naginata excelled at just that because mostly women began using it and they were much shorter than men.
User avatar #708 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
DARB!
User avatar #729 to #708 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
sword
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This shape is both a sword and a lower case T
User avatar #731 to #729 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
OOOOHHHH.

I dun goof'd. Goof'd so hard.
User avatar #730 to #729 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
Damnit
the spaces didnt translate into the message
User avatar #709 to #708 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
Hello ^_^
User avatar #710 to #709 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
How you doing, ol' chap?
User avatar #711 to #710 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm not doing that terribly. What about you?
User avatar #712 to #711 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm currently attempting to get in shape. Fourth or fith day at the gym, at the very last 30 minutes a time, and mostly lifting, building up arms and chest. When more weight is down I'm going to work on my abdomen.

And let me tell you, it is fun. So much fun I've overdone it so much my tendon nearly ripped. Now I need to take a small break, a day, or two.

BUT HEY, enough from me. Tell me what you have been up to^^
User avatar #713 to #712 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
In terms of fitness, I havn't really changed my routine very much, I do weight lifting, cardio and such at least twice a week and also sword fighting whenever I can.
I've been working on school work and my job recently for quite awhile and havn't really been paying much attention to the thread because of it. My school work is done now, so I can supplement that time with paying closer attention to the thread.
I've gotten a ton of armor and weapons in for fighting and I should have some pictures up soon, il be posting one of me at a fair right now actually
User avatar #714 to #713 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
Hehe, I'm mainly focusing on lifting, rather than cardio. Guess I should do one day that, next day the other, in order to give specific muscle groups some rest.

Sword fight courses/armory/weaponry are extremely hard to find here, so I thought of Kendo. Might be worth the try.

How and where did you get your stuff?
User avatar #715 to #714 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
Get dressed for battle offers affordable entry level European armor, and cas hanwei/ windlass steelcrafts offers entry level European and Asian weapons.
If you want good armor and weapons, you have to get it made for you
Winter tree crafts makes high quality splinted armor, and I will be getting everything but a helmet made from him.
Albion makes probably the best swords available, for thousands of dollars mind you.
It started with me googleing where to buy armor and weapons, I came across a few forums and then official pages of dedicated collectors who pointed me in the right direction.
Try out You need to login to view this link You need to login to view this link to see the kind of stuff available (the site is very trustworthy) but ALL of their armor is entry level. They ship worldwide i believe, and that's what I do (get stuff shipped to me).
Kult of athena has the lowest prices on the internet and if you find lower they will beat it. A canadian site I use is You need to login to view this link if they stock what I want (in canada shipments allow me to avoid border charges)
I also know a guy who runs his own armoury and i'm going to be working a little more closely with him from here on out (kingsley Armoury)
If you want to get some advice, use the site MyArmoury and ask whatever questions you have there in the forums, or me, i'm fairly knowledgeable.
#716 to #715 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
Uhm... well.

I guess I need to rob a bank then.

Wanna help me pull it off?

User avatar #717 to #716 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
Buying armor or weapons takes time and saving. This is kinda good, because it forces you to research what you want and contrast it against what is and what isn't in fact good. Besides, banks don't hold much physical money, we should just rob the weapon store's warehouse.
User avatar #718 to #717 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, yeah, robbing a weapon store, brilliant.

They don't shoot sharp at all, or just could cut you in half.^^
#719 to #718 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
Not much of a problem for me
User avatar #720 to #719 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
You need to lend me some of your weaponry when I'm in canadialand next year.


Then we have an epic sword fight and stuff.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

Actually, I gotta find job and buy my own stuff.^^
#721 to #720 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
I can supply you with a practice sword for the duration of your stay
User avatar #722 to #721 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
Well I've always been interested in medieval weaponry, but now tih Mount and Blade the spark turned into a blazing inferno. Kind of. Heh.

And it would be pretty awesome of you, seeing as I would probably have trouble getting that stuff over the border. Airplanes and such.

Well, time to find a course, then. Probably Kendo, but let's see^^
#723 to #722 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm currently taking historical German longsword training, every lesson taken right from the manuscripts written hundreds of years ago by German sword masters used to train companies for war. A longsword and a katana are two totally separate animals in terms of use. It would be especially interesting to see which style would come out on top *hint hint, nudge nudge*
Mount and blade does horse combat SUPER well, it's actually incredibly realistic, minus that fact that horses don't just shrug off arrows to the face. It's sword combat is less efficient, and more barbaric. It's really cool how you can chose your angle of attack and what kind of attack, but its very...limited I suppose. Parries protect you from damage in the game and stop an attack, but every single parry I have learned is immediately used to kill the opponent after you move their weapon out of the way. Also, a single handed sword is able to block (not parry, parries are moving a weapon out of the way, blocks stop the weapon in its tracks which is what the game does) a double handed war hammer, which is ridiculous
I love mount and blade, but "sword combat" is more than just where you slash from.
Anyways, enough ranting, i'm glad that you have an interest! Its important to un-blur the lines between reality and fantasy though.
User avatar #724 to #723 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
Jup, I'm aware that it is different, which is only natural. Doubt it is possible to include hundred percetn realistic stuff of nearly any kind in games without virtual reality.

Done some stick fights with friends before, done mostly... well, strike, block, disarm, though the disarming part would be so much harder with actual swords.^^

All I know is it is fun, and I want to learn more, it's just difficult to find something. But seeing as I'm going to canada for an entire year, I make sure to go near your place so we can practise.^^
User avatar #725 to #724 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
Chivalry, medieval warfare does combat a bit better (the stabbing is a bit more realistic), but the camera is a bit hard to master (it replicates more realistic head movement, but without your head being the actual thing moving, its a bit disorienting)
Where are you moving to in Canada? I live in Ottawa, so if you are coming here then I would be happy to come and see you as often as possible ^_^
User avatar #726 to #725 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
You might want to retract that statement, two days with me and you'll be having enough.

But seriously. Ottawa sounds like a good idea. THought I'd be either going there, or British columbia. Even considered the french parts 'cause Jimmy, but hell, I don't want to delay my japanese to learn french. Also, FRENCH. Blargh.
User avatar #727 to #726 - darbius (08/09/2013) [-]
Do what is right for you, that's more important than smacking two pieces of T shaped metal together.
User avatar #728 to #727 - greedtheavarice (08/09/2013) [-]
...I think I'm derping here, T shaped metal?
#705 - mvtjets (07/08/2013) [-]
You don't comment very much, do you Derbopolus?
You don't comment very much, do you Derbopolus?
User avatar #706 to #705 - darbius (07/08/2013) [-]
nope
#707 to #706 - mvtjets (07/08/2013) [-]
Well you should
Well you should
#703 - warioteam (07/03/2013) [-]
Like your avatar.
#702 - mvtjets (07/01/2013) [-]
Hello? Yes, I would like to order a large supply of Jimimipwrs. Huh? Why yes, I would like some extra Jimimipwr on that. Hmm? Nono, I don't want any thetaxman, that is le gay. Huh? Yes, I would like the extra ghey Jimimipwr on the side......
Hello? Yes, I would like to order a large supply of Jimimipwrs. Huh? Why yes, I would like some extra Jimimipwr on that. Hmm? Nono, I don't want any thetaxman, that is le gay. Huh? Yes, I would like the extra ghey Jimimipwr on the side......
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User avatar #699 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
Mind if we talk here instead
User avatar #700 to #699 - darbius (06/07/2013) [-]
i don't mind, but I need to get to sleep
#698 - imanassassin (05/16/2013) [-]
Darby-kun! I miss talking to you.
User avatar #691 - tgandptrixie (05/14/2013) [-]
You are uber smexy!
#692 to #691 - darbius (05/14/2013) [-]
Thank you very much
User avatar #693 to #692 - tgandptrixie (05/14/2013) [-]
Usually when someone pays you a complement it is proper and polite to complement them back or not I just like people inflating my ego
#694 to #693 - darbius (05/14/2013) [-]
You have a great way with words, are a terrific leader, make working on a project a joy, are very creative, are fun to be with, have a great reputation, are clever, a good listener, are very cheerful, warm my heart, are very handsome, are very intelligent, are kind, are very alert, are funny are a picture of good health, and are courageous.
User avatar #695 to #694 - tgandptrixie (05/14/2013) [-]
I said a complement Darb Darbs not trying to swipe me off my feet and get my pants haha but thanks now I feel good about myself!
#696 to #695 - darbius (05/14/2013) [-]
Glad to hear it
User avatar #697 to #696 - tgandptrixie (05/14/2013) [-]
Are you though or are you super glad!
User avatar #690 - tgandptrixie (05/04/2013) [-]
Did you like die with Skype on?
User avatar #665 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
RALLY ZE TROOPS!!!!
#686 to #665 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-4wUfZD6oc *play this while reading*
We lost many brave men and women today, but it is not what they would have wanted to have their sacrifice hinder us in our cause. They gave all they could so we could achieve greater than anyone could ever imagine. The road to this victory was long and hard. The men and women we leave behind are the price we pay for walking this road. They will always be remembered as heroes, and while we may now live lives of comfort and serenity, we can never forget those who gave up everything to give us this freedom. Their honor and courage are an inspiration to us all.
User avatar #687 to #686 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfvY1S-j67k

If you played this game you would know how truly sad this song is and even if you haven't played the game it is still beautiful!

Darbius.... We were going for one little piece of land that I literally just bought and nobody lived there how you managed this is beyond Trixie!
#688 to #687 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
Takes serious skills. You have no idea how hard it was to pull an orbital battle ship out of nowhere.
User avatar #689 to #688 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
But but...... We were not even fighting anyone D:
#666 to #665 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
To war we march!
User avatar #667 to #666 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah but I forgot what direction it was in...
#668 to #667 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
It matters not where we march, for the gods themselves shall tremble beneath our most righteous wrath. No walls can stop us, no mountain deter us nor ravine delay us. We are the Great and Powerful army, and wherever we march shall know our divine power.
User avatar #669 to #668 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah but we can't just go and ake whatever we want that is rude Darb Darbs we at least need to have a reason to conquer...
#670 to #669 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
Resource and Infrastructure acquisition. I can't keep cooking grass stew for much longer before the soldiers catch on to why they are so hungry.
User avatar #671 to #670 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
I told you to make Pinecone stew but no people can't eat pinecones... Geez no one ever shares in Trixie's favorite snack! fine fine we will go take over some land sheesh...
#672 to #671 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
The men are on the move, great and powerful trixie.
User avatar #673 to #672 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
Um okay well then I will just sit here and um wait I guess....
#674 to #673 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
Your divine presence could turn the tide of the coming battle though! The men need to fight alongside their glorious leader in order to be inspired!
User avatar #675 to #674 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
But um there isn't even anybody living there it is just a patch of land to grow stuff...
#676 to #675 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
The men are engaging, no time to ask questions; CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!
User avatar #677 to #676 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
But there wasn't even anybody living there how in the hell are you people fighting?! D:
#678 to #677 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
DRAGONS!!!! EVERYBODY CHARGE!!!
User avatar #679 to #678 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
Where the hell did you people find dragons we weren't even near a mountain...

Darbums I think there is something off about the troops?
#680 to #679 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
SCRAMBLE ALL FIGHTERS
User avatar #681 to #680 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
WHERE IN THE WIDE WORLD OF EQUESTRIA DID WE GET PLANES?!?!?!?!?! WE DO NOT EVEN HAVE CARS HERE!!!
#682 to #681 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
SEND IN THE SPECIAL TASK FORCE
*I told you I was going to run this army well*
User avatar #683 to #682 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
WE DO NOT HAVE THIS TECHNOLOGY!!!! How the hell have we been eating grass stew for months but had the money for this? You can not get this at Wall MArt!
#684 to #683 - darbius (04/17/2013) [-]
IT'S NOT DOING IT, SEND IN THE KOL ORBITAL BATTLESHIP!!!
User avatar #685 to #684 - tgandptrixie (04/17/2013) [-]
WE DO NOT EVEN HAVE A SPACE PROGRAM.....
#658 - tgandptrixie (04/08/2013) [-]
Sexy right?!
#659 to #658 - darbius (04/08/2013) [-]
It's gorgeous
User avatar #660 to #659 - tgandptrixie (04/08/2013) [-]
Lies! But go on!
#661 to #660 - darbius (04/08/2013) [-]
Not lies, I would bang that pony: 10/10
User avatar #662 to #661 - tgandptrixie (04/08/2013) [-]
Um well that is taking it a little to far!
#663 to #662 - darbius (04/08/2013) [-]
You can relax, you know i'm not being serious.
Honestly, it's good work, and you should be proud of it.
User avatar #664 to #663 - tgandptrixie (04/08/2013) [-]
I do not know that... you are a strange man and your best friend here is Trixie and she is always up to something so I have my eye on you but thank you!
User avatar #655 - tgandptrixie (04/04/2013) [-]
I thought you died! D:
#656 to #655 - darbius (04/04/2013) [-]
And why is that?
User avatar #657 to #656 - tgandptrixie (04/04/2013) [-]
You just disappeared on Skype! We were talking of war and what not gathering the troops and boosting morale!
#654 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Hello Darbius, I would be much obliged if you could find a minute to sign my petition. I have almost enough votes even pansy's.

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