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|Date Signed Up:||11/17/2012|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#4302|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#2356|
|Content Thumbs:||583 total, 713 , 130|
|Comment Thumbs:||3384 total, 3929 , 545|
|Content Level Progress:|| 70% (7/10) |
Level 43 Content: Sammich eater → Level 44 Content: Sammich eater
|Comment Level Progress:|| 17% (17/100) |
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
|Times Content Favorited:||83 times|
|Total Comments Made:||2020|
|Favorite Tags:||4Chan (2)|
- Views: 11603Coat Of Arms
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- Views: 13502The Empires most badass soldiers
216 33 Total: +183
- Views: 8229Tags be lying
111 11 Total: +100
- Views: 5968All of my 4Chan stories
88 16 Total: +72
- Views: 1850*Witty Internet explorer joke*
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- Views: 1221Shit's Old, Shit's Gold
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- Views: 529Size matters
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latest user's comments
|#14 - yo Ryo cackrel discobleach||16 hours ago on u=2-2||+6|
|#10 - No problem, these kinda comments are the exact reason I starte…||04/18/2015 on Skyrim comp part 2||+3|
|#8 - Sounds like this [+] (3 new replies)||04/18/2015 on Skyrim comp part 2||+60|
|#7 - Comment deleted||04/18/2015 on Skyrim comp part 2||0|
|#1 - If anyone actually takes the time to watch this and feel like …||04/17/2015 on Haunted Good Burger||0|
|#3 - Wins it* **** me man, spelling is hard.||04/17/2015 on Plea for assistance||+2|
|#1 - Voted for her, hope she win it! [+] (2 new replies)||04/17/2015 on Plea for assistance||+2|
|#12 - Comment deleted||04/14/2015 on Gold Star Horrible Bastard...||0|
|#30 - I am not reading ANY of that **** , can someone braver t… [+] (5 new replies)||04/14/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp II...||0|
#44 - JustintheWaysian (04/14/2015) [-]
First one, basically, the girl got abducted, coerced by her captors into calling her mothers saying "she ran off with a friend". She was beaten, had flammable fluid ignited on her body, fireworks set off in her anus, nipples cut with pliers, fed cockroaches and her own urine, and eventually died. The whole ordeal lasted 44 days. One of the fuckers got off with only 7 years, got in trouble with the law, and is currently released from the judicial system.
Second one, it's a guy dressed as a woman, sexually fucking around with a skinned cow head. Bloody, gorey, nasty.
Third one, cave explorer. It sounds a lot like a real-life Creepypasta. I didn't finish it, but it sounds really good. I actually recommend reading this.
Fourth one, the crouton is literally nothing. Just a picture, that's it.
Fifth one, the creepy video break, is a dashcam of someone driving down a highway at night, and comes across a small "roadblock" with like 2 traffic cones and a car pulled off on the side. Someone approaches from the car and the driver rolls down his window to talk. He asks the guy on the side "what's going on", sees the guy reach into his pocket, and the driver takes off between the traffic cones to get away.
The last one. The guy made a 5-part series of tapes, debriefing his soon-to-be sexual victims on what is going to happen to them. He describes what they will be subjected to, what will happen every day, how they will be treated, and points out how when his victims are "all used up" or "done with", that he'll give them hypnotic drugs in order to brainwash them into "forgetting" the experience they just underwent. They'll be washed thoroughly, dressed up, and ditched out on some country road "a little bruised up". The language and tone of the tapes, I'd liken it to how a doctor describes a medical procedure that you're about to undergo and what you're supposed to do beforehand and afterwards. He'd been taking in victims a long time and knew what the hell he was doing, apparently.
|#169 - I have nothing interesting to say so... Faggot.||04/14/2015 on Who wants free thumbs?||+4|