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daragon

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Date Signed Up:11/17/2012
Last Login:4/21/2015
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latest user's comments

#14 - yo Ryo cackrel discobleach 16 hours ago on u=2-2 +6
#10 - No problem, these kinda comments are the exact reason I starte… 04/18/2015 on Skyrim comp part 2 +3
#8 - Sounds like this  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Skyrim comp part 2 +60
#13 - mattsfriendfriend (04/18/2015) [-]
Thank you bro, I've been trying to find this for so long.
User avatar #9 - helifapter (04/18/2015) [-]
Yes! that. Thanks man!
User avatar #10 - daragon (04/18/2015) [-]
No problem, these kinda comments are the exact reason I started saving 4chan stories
#7 - Comment deleted 04/18/2015 on Skyrim comp part 2 0
#1 - If anyone actually takes the time to watch this and feel like … 04/17/2015 on Haunted Good Burger 0
#3 - Wins it* **** me man, spelling is hard. 04/17/2015 on Plea for assistance +2
#1 - Voted for her, hope she win it!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Plea for assistance +2
User avatar #3 - daragon (04/17/2015) [-]
Wins it* Fuck me man, spelling is hard.
User avatar #2 - LegititmateKyle (04/17/2015) [-]
Thank you so much daragon!
#12 - Comment deleted 04/14/2015 on Gold Star Horrible Bastard... 0
#30 - I am not reading ANY of that **** , can someone braver t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Gnarly/Strange Comp II... 0
#44 - JustintheWaysian (04/14/2015) [-]
First one, basically, the girl got abducted, coerced by her captors into calling her mothers saying "she ran off with a friend". She was beaten, had flammable fluid ignited on her body, fireworks set off in her anus, nipples cut with pliers, fed cockroaches and her own urine, and eventually died. The whole ordeal lasted 44 days. One of the fuckers got off with only 7 years, got in trouble with the law, and is currently released from the judicial system.

Second one, it's a guy dressed as a woman, sexually fucking around with a skinned cow head. Bloody, gorey, nasty.

Third one, cave explorer. It sounds a lot like a real-life Creepypasta. I didn't finish it, but it sounds really good. I actually recommend reading this.

Fourth one, the crouton is literally nothing. Just a picture, that's it.

Fifth one, the creepy video break, is a dashcam of someone driving down a highway at night, and comes across a small "roadblock" with like 2 traffic cones and a car pulled off on the side. Someone approaches from the car and the driver rolls down his window to talk. He asks the guy on the side "what's going on", sees the guy reach into his pocket, and the driver takes off between the traffic cones to get away.

The last one. The guy made a 5-part series of tapes, debriefing his soon-to-be sexual victims on what is going to happen to them. He describes what they will be subjected to, what will happen every day, how they will be treated, and points out how when his victims are "all used up" or "done with", that he'll give them hypnotic drugs in order to brainwash them into "forgetting" the experience they just underwent. They'll be washed thoroughly, dressed up, and ditched out on some country road "a little bruised up". The language and tone of the tapes, I'd liken it to how a doctor describes a medical procedure that you're about to undergo and what you're supposed to do beforehand and afterwards. He'd been taking in victims a long time and knew what the hell he was doing, apparently.
#45 - JustintheWaysian (04/14/2015) [-]
NatashaReinhart
User avatar #60 - NatashaReinhart (04/14/2015) [-]
Thanks for having the balls we both lacked to find out.

Be a writer or something, you gotta way with words ;)
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User avatar #34 - NatashaReinhart (04/14/2015) [-]
I second this notion.
#169 - I have nothing interesting to say so... Faggot. 04/14/2015 on Who wants free thumbs? +4

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User avatar #42 - DoktorHax (09/11/2014) [-]
You did gods work, my son.
User avatar #43 to #42 - daragon (09/11/2014) [-]
Thanks Dad.
#41 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #40 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#38 - kavrick ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
www.zerochan.net/Maka+Albarn this site has pretty good fan art if you want to use it.
User avatar #39 to #38 - daragon (01/03/2014) [-]
Cool Thanks
User avatar #14 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
Aye.
Aye Buddy.
Aye.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daragon (11/04/2013) [-]
Aye, aye to you to sir.
#16 to #15 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
So I heared you liked Scythes.
Do you like guns?
#17 to #16 - daragon (11/04/2013) [-]
I like guns
#18 to #17 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
How about Sniper Scythes?
#19 to #18 - daragon (11/04/2013) [-]
That looks 			*******		 awesome. is there's a souca for that pic i'd like it!
That looks ******* awesome. is there's a souca for that pic i'd like it!
User avatar #20 to #19 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
But what if it's american.
And CGI animated.
What if.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daragon (11/04/2013) [-]
The i do not really need it...
User avatar #22 to #21 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
Butbutbutbutbutbut
Monty Oum
User avatar #23 to #22 - daragon (11/04/2013) [-]
I generaly hate american stuff, i don't really have a reason too do so, but i just really don't like it...
User avatar #24 to #23 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=6052&v=more
Just start with the four trailers, and then start watching with Episode 1.
I cannon descibe this into a genre. It's SoL, Fantasy, Moe, Action and ******** it got a ton of characters.
User avatar #25 to #24 - daragon (11/04/2013) [-]
Maybe i'll give it a shoot.
User avatar #26 to #25 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
Do it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - daragon (11/04/2013) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #28 to #27 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
Right now.
User avatar #29 to #28 - daragon (11/04/2013) [-]
wathcing bakuman. right now
User avatar #30 to #29 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #32 to #31 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
Seriously tho' Ruby is kawaii as **** .
User avatar #35 to #32 - daragon (11/04/2013) [-]
indeed it is bad. (for some reason i can't replay to comment #33)
User avatar #36 to #35 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
Reply Limits 'n **** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - daragon (11/04/2013) [-]
I thik I'm going for it this week (if i get the time that is), but (danish) highschool is pretty ******* dificult and there alot of homework lately.
User avatar #34 to #33 - octaviano (11/04/2013) [-]
Sounds bad, man.
User avatar #12 to #11 - daragon (10/14/2013) [-]
That is awesome
#9 - mikli (05/25/2013) [-]
HARUHI IS BEST GIRL
HARUHI IS BEST GIRL
#3 to #2 - mikli (04/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - mikli (04/26/2013) [-]
**mikli rolled user thejesusnipple ** I summon thee
#1 - mikli (03/27/2013) [-]
mah 			*****
mah *****
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