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#44 - I'm good. 09/10/2014 on Kill Bill +1
#43 - Theres nudes of her somewhere also. Just thought id l…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Kill Bill +3
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They're from when she's 11 apparently
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User avatar #65 - lathyrusvii (09/07/2014) [-]
Can she do that, though? I've never been to a spelling bee. I don't know the rules.
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you can ask for definition, origin, and how the word is used in a sentance
User avatar #87 - lathyrusvii (09/07/2014) [-]
I think I heard this before from someone else. I asked several times, and they answered before you did.
So I don't know if you deserve a thumb for answering my question.

I don't know. You couldn't have known that I answered someone else. And I did ask several times. And I can't expect you to waste your time to figure out if I already know something or not.

I think you deserve a thumb, actually. Here you go. Enjoy that.
#70 - nickojmoore (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - lathyrusvii (09/07/2014) [-]
Hey, neat. Here, take some pinkies.

Thumbs. I mean thumbs.
#73 - nickojmoore (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm good
User avatar #86 - lathyrusvii (09/07/2014) [-]
Probably, but you don't want more? I could take some thumbs away from you if you want.
Like, let me know when you have enough, man. <_< I don't want to overflow you on pinkies, dude.

Shit ain't so fancy all the time. Can't be wasting pinkies on shit.
#89 - nickojmoore (09/07/2014) [-]
#7 - He's out of the water for like 1 second. relax  [+] (9 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Toss me, not the ball! +28
User avatar #20 - cormy (09/07/2014) [-]
He can't hold his breath, how 'bout you inhale water for one second and then tell me to relax? 1 second is a long time when you're basically inhaling poison.
User avatar #24 - killerliquid (09/07/2014) [-]
That would be the case

but fish don't have lungs now do they
User avatar #25 - cormy (09/07/2014) [-]
... Which is why he can't hold his breath. As soon as he's out of the water his gills are getting air. It's still a breathing organ.
Whether it can actually feel anything or not though I dunno, fish tend not to feel most things.
User avatar #26 - killerliquid (09/07/2014) [-]
Still doesn't hurt much

exhale all the air in your lungs and hold it for a split second

it's mild discomfort that you'll forget about in another second
User avatar #27 - cormy (09/07/2014) [-]
Like I said, inhale water.
It's not the same as holding your breath, which they can't do.
User avatar #28 - killerliquid (09/07/2014) [-]
Thing is the water stays in our lungs

for fish the air gets replaced by the water pretty much instantly
User avatar #29 - cormy (09/07/2014) [-]
It doesn't stay in your lungs unless you take in a lot, you do have a system that expells foreign objects from your lungs, including excess water. If you've ever choked on a drink, that drink has stayed in your lungs this entire time, its been pushed out a long time ago. Even if you aren't actively coughing anymore doesn't mean it isn't in your lungs, it just means the airways aren't obstructed anymore, but it's still there and your lungs slowly push it back out with microvilli.
The air might be replaced with water almost right away but there's a lot more contact than what we get. The entire surface of their gills becomes temporarily dry whereas we usually only get a bit of water at the entrance of our trachea rather than anywhere near our alveola.
With humans there is an added danger of the airways actually closing to stop more water from entering and usually when that happens, we can't open it up again ourselves because of the suction seal it makes, this is usually how people die from smoke inhalation in fires, but also happens to those who drown.
User avatar #30 - killerliquid (09/07/2014) [-]
I highly doubt that gills will instantaneously dry when out of the water for a split second

Gills may take dissolved oxygen from the water but gills don't actually absorb water.
User avatar #31 - cormy (09/07/2014) [-]
I know they don't absorb water but they need it to get the oxygen, air to them is like water to us. No, their gills won't dry up instantly but they will become dry, some parts will in fact dry up instantly because science (which I could go into more detail on if you'd like).
It's the same as you inhaling water, no you're not going to completely flood your lungs but it's still going to let in far more than what is comfortable for your body and it's not going to feel good, in fact it's probably going to burn much like holding your breath for more than a minute should START to do. Do it for another minute if you can and that should be roughly the same feeling.

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