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#38 - while you were reading this someone died 01/06/2015 on Faking death 0
#21 - history has proven Europe is capable of simultaneously committ…  [+] (49 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Germans +110
#244 - anonexplains (01/06/2015) [-]
Because it did that to itself? I wouldn't be afraid of a guy who could both throw and take punches if all of his punches hit himself in the face.
#28 - sesamfan (01/06/2015) [-]
God I hope we become a federation. Maybe it would prevent us from killing each other again.

United Europa for life.
#63 - gerfox (01/06/2015) [-]
History has shown that the bigger the foreign threat is (non-European), the more united Europe will stand (at least Western and Central Europe) Attila, Persia, The Ottoman Empire etc
#251 - reginleif (01/06/2015) [-]
History has shown the bigger the European threat, the more innocents they kill and the more lives are spent trying to fucking contain it. >.<

And you people want to create Mega-Europe. >.>

#291 - gerfox (01/06/2015) [-]
What? Nazi-Germany wasn't that much bigger than Germany is now when they started WW2 - and the only European super states (in Europe, not counting colonies) that has existed (that comes to mind for me now) is the Roman Empire, the Holy Roman Empire, the French Empire under Charlemagne and Napoleon - and perhaps the Hellenic league. Neither of these are known for genocides or wasting a uneccesary amount of human lives.
User avatar #73 - sesamfan (01/06/2015) [-]
Yes. Let's not forget just how powerful a united(uncorrupt) european state would be. Even with UK gone we'd have a GDP almost the size of the US and a larger population. Russia would shit its pants before breakfeast and we could start working on building a well functioning and well developed state with cultural history of several thousands of years.

Man I get a hardon just thinking about this. Mother Europa's children uniting under one flag holy shit.
#292 - beergaroo (01/06/2015) [-]
That's a pretty good sight and all (and I wish it comes true) but, even with the present system, there are serious problems for smaller, poorer economies: their [limited in number] lower-quality products are set at a really high price because the coin is too strong so it's difficult for them to sell those products and increase their GDP.

Bigger countries (like Germany and France) could allow the CEB to produce more currency/coin and thus decreasing the value of the Euro (which would help poorer countries sell their inferior products) but it's not in their best interest since they can sell their products at a higher price to non-European countries and pay less for non-European products with the current system. This is why most European countries are sceptical towards a more unified Europe: the most powerful and influential nations only care about themselves.

In Portugal, it's considerably cheaper to buy Spanish fruit and Argentinian meat than to buy our own products since we have a limited productivity and our soils aren't all that good. It's cheaper to resell non-Portuguese products than to produce our own stuff. We've been trying to specialise in high-quality products, such as wine and shoemaking, because of our limited stocks.

The only way to overcome this problem is for rich countries to share their wealth with the poorer ones... but no one's going to accept that because the wealthy think we are poor because «we're lazy» (and that's not entirely true).

I apologise if I was too confusing or redundant. I tried to synthesise as much as I could. this comment might be interesting to gerfox too
#296 - gerfox (01/07/2015) [-]
I know this is a big problem for the less industrialized countries (Germany has a marginal agricultural sector, while countries like Italy, Spain, Greece and Portugal is highly dependent on it). I'm not an economist, so I don't know any solution to this, all I know is that they should've been stricter about how a economy was formed when they initiated the drive for a single currency (the criterias were silly, but I'm not talking about that - I'm talking about the Commission for instance hand picking, or refusing, certain countries which economies would become uncompetitive with a single currency).

The problem probably goes back to the time before they joined the EU tho, because Portugal, Greece and Spain were all dictatorships with an undeveloped economy when they joined the EU (dependent on agriculture), and they weren't given enough time to develop after the fall of the dictatorships and the introduction of a free economy before they had to restrain their economy in order to be accepted into the currency union.

The whole situation is an evil circle tho, because the rich countries won't share their hard earned wealth with the other countries, and the poorer countries have difficulties stimulating their own economy because they have limited monetary powers because of the union.

The biggest possibility tho in my opinion is a redrawing of CAP, so that it doesn't favoritize France that much - and also an increase in it. That's the foremost tool for redistribution and development within the EU. The trick tho would be getting Germany to go along with it, and I guess the UK won't even hear any mention of it. Also, I'm an opponent of the expansion eastward since they, in my opinion, should've waited until the economy of Italy, Spain, Greece and Portugal (also Ireland) had improved until a satisfactory level, the new eastern-European members also require funds, maybe even more so than Spain and Portugal and others. So everyone gets too little.
User avatar #366 - beergaroo (01/07/2015) [-]
>they weren't given enough time to develop after the fall of the dictatorships and the introduction of a free economy

Exactly! Though I got to admit that it's not only the EU that's at fault here. Besides starting to get comfy with the all the funding, our politicians focused more in building massive highways and other unnecessarily expensive infrastructures (I'm guessing, in hopes that it'd foment the growth of our non-existent industry, and trading, by creating better trade routes) than in directly investing in businesses and industrialisation of the country in order to ensure the sustainability of our Welfare State. We have motorways with 6 lanes where you barely see any cars. I've been told not even Germany has highways this big and good.

Also, as a Law School student, I can assure you that our law was (and still is!) too business-unfriendly and our Justice is too slow and inefficient, in spite of all the EU efforts.

So yeah, it seems to me that this was all done in a rush. I blame the neoliberals! while I don't entirely disagree with some of their ideals, I opt for a more balanced system

And don't get me started on the current obsession over the privatisations: I can't fathom the reason for privatising profitable businesses just for the sake of it.
#141 - cockineveryorifice (01/06/2015) [-]
Many in the UK love that idea too. Unfortunately that's now what the current EU leaders are offering us. We are being flooded with 3rd world immigrants so rapidly that in 100 years the average European will be black and believe in Islam. That is not an EU I want. With the media destruction that the likes of Golden Dawn, PEGIDA, UKIP, etc. have had, it looks pretty clear that the EU won't stop this self-destrucive immigration flood. So at the moment, it's best for us to leave the EU imo.
#87 - gerfox (01/06/2015) [-]
I'm a federalist, so I don't hope it'll be united under one flag so to say, but rather that we adopt an American system with supranational institutions with supreme and guiding powers in most fields as well as a more common foreign policy and a combined defense budget. Then there would be two superpowers in the world again (three if you count China).
#132 - anonexplains (01/06/2015) [-]
Imo the perfect solution is a "United states of Europe". Seems like one country for everybody not being a member (China as new world power? Russia? Ha!) but internally states would have an almost complete level of self control.

Unfortunately a bunch of retards at the top prefers to talk toooooo much and nothing happens. See with the Ukrainian crisis where the EU had a good chance to show it's massive balls but failed to do so.

Pic related: Belgium wouldn't mind sharing its massive balls of steel with Europe.
#216 - gerfox (01/06/2015) [-]
The problem isn't the top of the EU, the problem is the top of the nation states. They are reluctant to transfer national sovereignty to a supranational level. And the popularity of the EU in the member states is unfortunately too low for it being legitimate for the nation states to do it as well.
User avatar #89 - sesamfan (01/06/2015) [-]
This. I'm not condoning a abandonment of our seperate cultures and what makes us different from each other. We will keep our flags and histories. I simply mean that the european flag should fly next to it, showing that we have left behind our internal struggle.
User avatar #81 - imnotkickthecat (01/06/2015) [-]
And then the French or Austrians will fuck it up like they always have in the past.
User avatar #46 - sajberkurajber (01/06/2015) [-]

Fuck the EU.

Fuck Germany.

Fuck democracy.
User avatar #69 - sesamfan (01/06/2015) [-]
Do you want fascism and another world war IN Europe? Because history has shown us that a europe divided is a clustefuck waiting to happen.
User avatar #74 - sajberkurajber (01/06/2015) [-]
I want a system where not every retard has the right to vote just because he is over the age of 18.

User avatar #75 - sesamfan (01/06/2015) [-]
What is your alternative then? A strong leader? What if the strong leader is not who you wanted? Tell me a system that is better than democracy please.
#91 - gerfox (01/06/2015) [-]
Idealists always believe that they're options work, and sure, they might work for a limited amount of time - but not placing power in the hands of the masses (which democracy does) will ultimately lead to corruption sooner rather than later. That's why we call democracy the best known way of governing a state. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
User avatar #214 - heartlessrobot (01/06/2015) [-]
Democracy can easily become corrupt.
What if the votes don't actually count? What if the guys at top just pick what they want, and fuck the masses? Then release falsified statistics showing what they want to show.
Or, on the flip side, what happens if the majority is wrong and their votes end up fucking over the country?
#226 - gerfox (01/06/2015) [-]
If a democracy is corrupt, and the ones on top don't listen - and the other institutions cannot intervene, well, then it's not a democracy any more.

Democracy isn't perfect, but today its the best viable option.
User avatar #57 - commoncrunch (01/06/2015) [-]
fuck you, you allah lallah bing bar sooka dooka man.
User avatar #72 - alekksandar (01/06/2015) [-]
>implying it's only the filthy mudslimes that do not want the jewropean union
#135 - anonexplains (01/06/2015) [-]
neither do the Russians because they're pissing their pants already from the economical sanctions amirite?
#137 - anonexplains (01/06/2015) [-]
this. And that's just economical. Imagine how brown Putin's underwear would be if there was such a thing as a coherent European army.
User avatar #77 - sajberkurajber (01/06/2015) [-]
dzabe stoci objasnjavas
User avatar #31 - thenuglife (01/06/2015) [-]
It's much more likely we'll become a Shia state before the turn of the century.
User avatar #32 - daorien (01/06/2015) [-]
nah, we'd wipe them good ol' crusade style before that.
User avatar #68 - sesamfan (01/06/2015) [-]
Yea I'd like to see the towel heads(meaning jihadists, not muslimbros) try to overthrow the continent that spent the last 3000 years enslaving the world and fighting the most brutal wars this planet has ever seen. I believe Europe needs to be united so that we lower the risk of us going full genocide again. With a large country there will always be a power balance between the different cultures meaning that a small state like lets say...Sweden won't be able of exterminating all its muslims without the rest of the union losing its shit.
User avatar #82 - daorien (01/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, problem is that towelheads can't even grasp the shit Europe has been through and they consider us weak because after mileniums of bloodshed we decided not to wage war against each other and live peacefuly together instead.
User avatar #86 - sesamfan (01/06/2015) [-]
We should make it clear then. That when you attack the united european union, you attack the continent(!) that birthed the Roman legions, Napoleon, the Royal navy, the vikings, the Caroleans, the Wehrmacht, the fucking winged hussars. Let us have eternal peace amongst each other but destroy those who dare to attack us.
User avatar #22 - crazycommando (01/06/2015) [-]
because the other shitty towel heads in durkhadurkhastan believe "Allah" is with them

and for my second rant Watch what would happen if any extremist tried to piss off Europe.... Reichtangle will be pissed, France will go napoleon on their ass, and queen Elizabeth will blow them to kingdom come on a fucking machine gun rockin' t-rex....

well....thats how i see it anyways
User avatar #52 - salihzzz (01/06/2015) [-]
HA HA HA, no.

Europe doesn't need to become one nation we just need to build up our armies, we've learned from ww2 and the US invasions we won't destroy our own countries that easily again.

And wtf would we get from a united Europe? we'd be more lik the US one big nation one bland culture, no fuck you we have an ancient history and a bloodline of conquest, europe needs to be united but still with autonomous countries, and we need to regain our culture. Ffs Belgium looks like America 2 in some places
User avatar #367 - crazycommando (01/08/2015) [-]
I never said Unite under one banner, i'm merely pointing out what would happen if you pissed each one of these countries which are now pretty tightly knit
User avatar #368 - salihzzz (01/08/2015) [-]
ofcourse europe is a strong power if we knew we'd have to go to war with america and got a few years to prepare we would wipe the floor with them
User avatar #369 - crazycommando (01/08/2015) [-]
aaaaaah....not too sure on that call man, and anyways we never will, too close relationship wise with them
User avatar #370 - salihzzz (01/08/2015) [-]
not for long i hope the WW2 guilt trip should be over soon enough
User avatar #371 - crazycommando (01/08/2015) [-]
teh WW2 guilt trip is over and we've held our bonds close, i know this for a fact just from working in an environment where the bond is close and strong
User avatar #372 - salihzzz (01/08/2015) [-]
where do you work?
i don't know man not to happy with all the north afrikans and middle easterners pooring in since the US invaded the middle east
User avatar #373 - crazycommando (01/08/2015) [-]
i know what you mean, neither am i and i think they should cut back but lets thank all the ball less liberals of all nationas guilt tripping everyone for their shitty pussy ideals......we live in a world with womand and woman without penises....fucking swear
User avatar #374 - salihzzz (01/08/2015) [-]
jup women get more power and now men feel like sucking up to women is ok
fuck it i'm slav so i can always go back to based eastern euope if shit goes wrong, we don't take shit from anyone
User avatar #375 - crazycommando (01/08/2015) [-]
i'm ok with sucking it up to a woman, IF SHE IS MORE QUALIFIED IN EVERY WAY, same goes for people in general......fucking cunt of a world we live in m8
#136 - anonexplains (01/06/2015) [-]
The difference is that Europe isn't a "new" nation. Cultures would not go lost. The US had no culture to start with. That's why it's bland (well okay... they did have Indians but see what happened there.

A united Europe would be perfect. No more US ripping off small countries such as mine in buying super expensive military stuff they don't need just to keep uncle Sam happy. No more threats from Putin,... But internally Europe could still be Luxumburg, Finland, Spain,...
User avatar #144 - salihzzz (01/06/2015) [-]
no not really the us were a stream of different cultures that merged into one, creating a new one

Europeans today are still being changed by american culture trough tv and movies, if we centrelised the culture europe would take would either be an american one as, all of europe apreciates american cutlure, or it would adapt most of the culture of the leading party, here it would be germany.

Countries such as belgium the netherland etc would copmletely become german in culture (i prefer this than the american culture that is spreading there now)

but its anyones guesse it could turn out completely diffrent
#198 - anonexplains (01/06/2015) [-]
I honestly don't think things wouldnt change very much in the cultural spectra(aside from perhaps greater European pride) as we still have people that were born and raised German, English, French, Swedish or whatever. These people will not overwhelmingly go to become European in culture, forgetting about their previous countries endeavours, events and history.

I mean, you can look within a country and see many different cultures(Sami in northern Scandinavia for example, to name a big one) that identify themselves more than just Brittish or Spanish for example, but as something else entirely. In Europe we already have a lot of countries that are similar in government but diverse in culture. However i think that it is already proven that several cultures can grow and prosper in a country as long as the country in question takes initiative to preserve the cultures.

User avatar #80 - sesamfan (01/06/2015) [-]
My vision is a federal state which deals with foreign policy, defence, enviroment, economics etc. The individual countries or states would preserve their own culture should they wish, in fact they should get subsidies for such activities. The states should have the right of making their own laws in many areas, preserve a local militia or national guard and choose themselves how much they want to spend on social services. I don't know, there is still alot of stuff that has to be figured out.
User avatar #83 - salihzzz (01/06/2015) [-]
yeah too much to figure out, we runn the risk of becoming capitalistic as the US (would destroy us)
Or too socialist (money would be spent wrongly and economic regions would have give in to other regions that wont be as effective causing a loss of economic power
User avatar #42 - mathmanchris (01/06/2015) [-]
You're wrong, at least for Reichtangle. Germany is so busy collecting all refugees and make itself look good after WW2 ("Looking at uns, wir sind no more Nazi!") that its communes don't know how to handle all these people. They live in camps with a lot of problems but nobody wants to take care of them. Especially Bavaria (the richest state in Germany) acts like a huge piece of shit when it comes to who has to shelter refugees.
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Sounds like quads, kinda
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#158 - but I like cinema and so far I've met very small number of lou…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on Piracy 0
User avatar #162 - daniboyi (01/02/2015) [-]
that is true.
#93 - I don't know, the whole system of watching a movie seems odd. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Piracy 0
User avatar #142 - daniboyi (01/02/2015) [-]
stop going to the cinema?
IT's an annoying place anyway, filled with people who can't shut up or brings their favorite chips into the place and begins to loudly eat them.
User avatar #158 - daorien (01/02/2015) [-]
but I like cinema and so far I've met very small number of loud and/or annoying people, I would say they are very rare as far as my memory goes.

I'm just saying maybe if cinemas would try to better their services, people would be more likely to go there and would pirate less, it worked with steam why not with the cinemas?
User avatar #162 - daniboyi (01/02/2015) [-]
that is true.
#106 - justsomechickyo (01/02/2015) [-]
Hey that's actually not a bad idea....
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User avatar #34 - Epicgetguy (01/01/2015) [-]
Biggest understatement of the year so far.
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User avatar #43 - blooby (01/01/2015) [-]
it is
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#14 - anonexplains (12/28/2014) [-]
so much cz&sk people here these days..
User avatar #9 - lusir (12/28/2014) [-]
It was not my decision....
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User avatar #21 - godzillaeatslazers (12/28/2014) [-]
so do you understand where i am coming from?
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User avatar #10 - lordogames (12/27/2014) [-]
I think over a certain amount, you can't. Don't know for sure.
User avatar #12 - raginhardon (12/27/2014) [-]
the amount is 10 000, anymore its a violation of the Currency and Foreign Transaction Reporting Act.
#15 - jiltist (12/27/2014) [-]
I once brought all the money I'd raised for college in my checked luggage on the plane. Instead of reporting that I was transporting ~20,000 dollars, security took a hundred and called it good.
#16 - justtocomment (12/27/2014) [-]
Shit I'd call that square.
#50 - anonexplains (12/28/2014) [-]
But pretty corrupt
#67 - justtocomment (12/28/2014) [-]
Corrupt? If they had reported it the dude would have lost ALL of that money and then some.
If they don't report it, they can lose their job and also be fined as well.
So it's a pretty fair trade.
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i didn't realize it was hitler till i saw the comment... jesus that is glorious
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I thought for a sec it was FilthyFrank
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User avatar #24 - playercz (12/27/2014) [-]
what is going on with all this czech republic relatent content lately
it's like Czech rep. is becoming relevant or something
#45 - anonexplains (12/27/2014) [-]
We were always relevant. We just don't do anything with it. It's just like our government.
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#8 - sejmus (12/27/2014) [-]
Yep. That is the one and only thing what happens here.
>RfP 2014 ....
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how master of the feast worked for you? when I played him he just gave my opponent a card and died
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