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Date Signed Up:11/10/2011
Last Login:10/31/2014
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Comment Ranking:#4582
Highest Comment Rank:#3556
Comment Thumbs: 1456 total,  1606 ,  150
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 84% (42/50)
Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:384
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#4 - Czechfag here, you can actually buy 3 beers for a 1$, but it's… 10/13/2014 on bloddy expensive +3
#9 - "Dog spotting is a serious lifestyle" 10/13/2014 on Dog spotting is not a joke +10
#132 - is this a sex thing? I hope this is a sex thing 10/13/2014 on Wasteland Weekend 2014 0
#1 - Heliod is just a pussy, Xenagos at least had some character  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on What the theros block... +3
#2 - manananggal (10/12/2014) [-]
Well I hope now that Elsepth is AWOL at the moment , Helliod wont be expecting the Phyrexian Inquisition.
#144 - I didn't know what juggalo was I didn't know what ICP… 09/30/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 5 -... +1
#61 - yeah, melee-ed everyone except one, who got firebombed … 09/30/2014 on Fite me +1
#11 - sorry to hear that man, I hope you find woman you deserve soon enough  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on The perfect gift for... +29
User avatar #12 - brandolf (09/29/2014) [-]
Thank you dude. I appreciate that.
#165 - I didn't know about that, thank you for informing me, i just h… 09/29/2014 on TB The legened 0
#163 - oh that makes sense, it's a shame though, waste that much pote…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on TB The legened 0
User avatar #164 - phantomeins (09/29/2014) [-]
The good team moved on to bloodborne, dark souls 2 was just trying to cash in on the success of 1, it's still an ok game and I've played a lot of it, it's just not as good as their first 2 souls games.
User avatar #165 - daorien (09/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that, thank you for informing me, i just hope it won't be PS4 only title
#159 - I don't own DS2 and won't till I get satisfied enough with DS1…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2014 on TB The legened 0
User avatar #160 - phantomeins (09/29/2014) [-]
dark souls 1 was good, from got it right on that one and demon's souls

A different team was used for dark souls 2 and the game was worse because of it.
User avatar #163 - daorien (09/29/2014) [-]
oh that makes sense, it's a shame though, waste that much potential of a good brand
User avatar #164 - phantomeins (09/29/2014) [-]
The good team moved on to bloodborne, dark souls 2 was just trying to cash in on the success of 1, it's still an ok game and I've played a lot of it, it's just not as good as their first 2 souls games.
User avatar #165 - daorien (09/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that, thank you for informing me, i just hope it won't be PS4 only title
#6 - why did you divorced?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/29/2014 on The perfect gift for... +5
#47 - anon (09/30/2014) [-]
Dude is a douche canoe for letting a child shit all over the car.
User avatar #10 - brandolf (09/29/2014) [-]
She left for her own selfish reasons.
#43 - anon (09/30/2014) [-]
"Her own selfish reasons"

Give details or I'm gonna assume that she left you because you have a tiny dick.
#45 - sandpounder (09/30/2014) [-]
You're one to talk
User avatar #15 - biscuitsunited (09/29/2014) [-]
Jesus man thats tough, best of luck and give the kiddo the love he deserves, odds are she won't.
User avatar #11 - daorien (09/29/2014) [-]
sorry to hear that man, I hope you find woman you deserve soon enough
User avatar #12 - brandolf (09/29/2014) [-]
Thank you dude. I appreciate that.
#8 - brandolf Comment deleted by daorien
#17 - He done his part in Europe, we don't have this kind of …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Whore. I got nothing for a... +4
#238 - anon (09/29/2014) [-]
No, I'm pretty sure you have your fair share of SJWs and homo fairies
#35 - couldn't you just ask the artist to come up with something ori… 09/29/2014 on Get me a new tattoo... 0
#18 - you don't even need that, 4 fire bombs were enough for me  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Fite me +1
#59 - youxbarstard (09/30/2014) [-]
Seriously?
#61 - daorien (09/30/2014) [-]
yeah, melee-ed everyone except one, who got firebombed

pic related, it's the one who got bombed not my screenshot, stolen from the internet
#22 - dontread (09/29/2014) [-]
the only place in sens that you'd need arrows are the second and third snakes blocking your way under the guillotines and the last snake shooting lighting at you before you get to the top floor

first snake u just need to aggro with 1 arrow to make him come to you and melee him

second snake you just need to head shot 3 times to make him fall down from the animation moving him back

last snake, again, just maybe 3 headshots to make him fall down.


All the other snakes are perfectly killable with melee and theres nothing stopping you from meleeing them unless you go do the alternate activities in sens like seeking the titanite demons and even then they aren't a problem reallly.
#90 - What are you talking about? low stats? then level up p…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/29/2014 on TB The legened 0
User avatar #155 - phantomeins (09/29/2014) [-]
The hitboxes are shit for a lot of enemies, go fight the undead miners in the brightstone cove area.
www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/264t6s/the_actual_truth_about_hitboxes
User avatar #159 - daorien (09/29/2014) [-]
I don't own DS2 and won't till I get satisfied enough with DS1 and until then it could as well be fixed already. i won't deny DS2 has problems when presented evidence, I don't even purchase games upon release anymore because of how buggy most of them are until the first few patches.

as far as my progress at DS1 goes I haven't encountered single glitch yet
User avatar #160 - phantomeins (09/29/2014) [-]
dark souls 1 was good, from got it right on that one and demon's souls

A different team was used for dark souls 2 and the game was worse because of it.
User avatar #163 - daorien (09/29/2014) [-]
oh that makes sense, it's a shame though, waste that much potential of a good brand
User avatar #164 - phantomeins (09/29/2014) [-]
The good team moved on to bloodborne, dark souls 2 was just trying to cash in on the success of 1, it's still an ok game and I've played a lot of it, it's just not as good as their first 2 souls games.
User avatar #165 - daorien (09/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that, thank you for informing me, i just hope it won't be PS4 only title
#15 - I would rather be racist than argue with a brick wall 09/26/2014 on Seriously? +16
#3 - sounds like dark souls poem about bonfire  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Anon +5
#25 - mcwkennedy (09/26/2014) [-]
I could care less about dark souls but Selesnya be my guild. Guild life
#157 - Thank you internet therapist for your deep analysis of my inte… 09/26/2014 on give me motivation -1
#129 - it was a joke you poopoo head  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on give me motivation -1
#146 - dashgamer (09/26/2014) [-]
It was you crying for attention like a little bitch.
#157 - daorien (09/26/2014) [-]
Thank you internet therapist for your deep analysis of my intentions previously hidden from me. I wish there were more people on the internet like you.
#121 - it's ok admin, at least you're not me  [+] (4 new replies) 09/26/2014 on give me motivation -1
User avatar #122 - dashgamer (09/26/2014) [-]
He asked for motivation, not your self-pity you dumb cunt.
#129 - daorien (09/26/2014) [-]
it was a joke you poopoo head
#146 - dashgamer (09/26/2014) [-]
It was you crying for attention like a little bitch.
#157 - daorien (09/26/2014) [-]
Thank you internet therapist for your deep analysis of my intentions previously hidden from me. I wish there were more people on the internet like you.
#73 - yeah, framerate issues does bothers me, not just in blighttown… 09/25/2014 on The channel needs more souls 0
#8 - it seems like FJ hates it's own OC, I've noticed that pattern …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on FJ, YT and Tumblr are... +1
User avatar #10 - itsthetie (09/25/2014) [-]
I've been pretty lucky in that department. I only get real hate when people thumb a comic up that isn't very funny, but I've done my best to deliver quality stuff
#9 - daxtercelebi (09/25/2014) [-]
I fukken hate that! FJ used to be a place where it would gather content from other sites and people complained, now FJ makes its own content and people still complain! If they dont like it then why do they bother even looking at it?
#16 - I want to support developers, but I don't want to give anything to EA 09/25/2014 on Fuck you EA, and your Sims 4 +2
#21 - just started playing 1st one. I'm in Depths and so far game do…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2014 on The channel needs more souls +6
User avatar #39 - invshika (09/25/2014) [-]
YET
User avatar #28 - discardedslinky (09/25/2014) [-]
Enjoy the poison pool of low frame rate.
User avatar #73 - daorien (09/25/2014) [-]
yeah, framerate issues does bothers me, not just in blighttown but every time there is slightly bigger fire animation
User avatar #22 - pwnagraphy (09/25/2014) [-]
On the edge of Blighttown

Have fun
User avatar #57 - twentyseconds (09/25/2014) [-]
III BOSS AHEAD
III TRIO AHEAD
III HELP ME...
#61 - One offering to appease her on her arrival. Another to ce…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 +1
#69 - kristofe (09/25/2014) [-]
that is a pretty boss card .
User avatar #138 - thelaks (09/25/2014) [-]
It would seem like it, but it was pretty bad in reality. Still cool though
#140 - kristofe (09/25/2014) [-]
sure its a high drop but use dragons gate for that. then just use a card that takes it out and brings it back in every turn.
User avatar #145 - thelaks (09/25/2014) [-]
That could make it work... And quite well in fact
#146 - kristofe (09/25/2014) [-]
exactly i would put this in my dragon edh with conjurers closet.
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