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#9 - The **** is cat-calling?  [+] (9 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Get it together shitlord! +3
User avatar #16 - newprinny (12/18/2014) [-]
Cat-calling is a form of "street harassment" where a man/woman makes a sexually suggestive comment to another man/woman, dood. Recently, though, feminists have changed the definition and simplified it to include something as innocent as "hey, how are you?" or "have a nice day" and are now trying to make laws against this "street harassment."
User avatar #23 - daorien (12/18/2014) [-]
oh,


wait, what?
User avatar #26 - newprinny (12/18/2014) [-]
10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman
I've seen a lot of people cite this video as why there needs to be laws against street harassment when most of the people talking to her are saying very innocent things, dood. I'm just assuming that whoever wrote "cat-calling is the same as rape" probably also saw that video.
#27 - daorien (12/18/2014) [-]
>walks 10 hours around one of the most populated city in the world
>fishes for people with no decency
>makes 2 minute video about few people talking at her
>half of it isn't even remotely bad
>jumps to conclusions.

seriously, no-one can make 2 minutes long video out of 10 hour material and call it relevant, those data are not sufficient. Only thing it says is there are rude people, which is nothing new.

MFW I'm tired of people making problems out of nothing.
User avatar #29 - meek (12/18/2014) [-]
Funniest part is, there isn't a single white guy that hits on her, the video was edited to exclude all'f them.
#43 - shaddyz (12/18/2014) [-]
more likely in the area she walked no white men where to be found... i mean male white cis scum righ?
User avatar #40 - daorien (12/18/2014) [-]
you're right, I thougt something was odd
User avatar #28 - newprinny (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, but no, we need laws so to make it illegal for men to talk to women apparently, dood.
User avatar #11 - lunchguy (12/18/2014) [-]
Basically saying something along the lines of "I'd like to bang you." or "You are an attractive person."

Just kidding it's when you use that high-pitched voice to communicate with your cat/other pet.
#2 - Italy? land of the evershouting people and nonfunctional posta… 12/17/2014 on Well fuck ppl. 23 and... 0
#5 - wat? that doesn't make any sense 12/17/2014 on Homophobia is an extension... +1
#7 - what's the point of dark soul if you can't get invaded by a na… 12/17/2014 on When you get h8erz for... 0
#16 - please no, hobbit had so much made up stuff in it, that you co… 12/17/2014 on The 6th Wizard 0
#1731 - **daorien used "*roll cis privilege*"** **daorien rolls Bei… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#1728 - **daorien used "*roll cis privilege*"** **daorien rolls No …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
User avatar #1731 - daorien (12/17/2014) [-]
**daorien used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**daorien rolls Being able to go to places with friends on a whim knowing there will be bathrooms there you can use.** imma do it again
#166 - I agree in general, but there are always some pearls hidden in… 12/17/2014 on Indie Games 0
#16 - thank you 12/16/2014 on EU is best U 0
#13 - the **** is " political geography map q…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on EU is best U 0
User avatar #15 - masterjogi (12/16/2014) [-]
A map quiz according to political borders and not natural ones, the alps or the ural are natural borders in europe, the border between france and germany is a political.
User avatar #16 - daorien (12/16/2014) [-]
thank you
#24 - I just found out I have the same first name as the main villai… 12/14/2014 on Gotta go fast 0
#4 - aren't we all? 12/14/2014 on Y'all are too cool to lose 0
#3 - Honestly, if we could cut out all the characters and redundant… 12/14/2014 on MFW Hobbit 0
#14 - again? didn't work before, will not work now. 12/14/2014 on from the same people that... 0
#5 - landwhale would never throw food, it would never escape it's g… 12/14/2014 on mfw my gf is so mad she... +18
#61 - so basicaly it's MAC of windows laptops, I'm surprised DELL as…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Fabulous 0
User avatar #62 - Milvath (12/14/2014) [-]
at least it games, yeah, Dell fucked alienware up, they have the worst customer service
User avatar #75 - yourinvisiblegf (12/14/2014) [-]
so... best brand for laptop ? i'm pleb
User avatar #124 - Milvath (12/15/2014) [-]
ASUS has really good ones, but they're bulkier than alienware
#52 - how much **** we're talking about?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Fabulous 0
#68 - gdikodiak (12/14/2014) [-]
i have M17x. r4, and i dont know where all the hate for this brand comes from.
my laptop is always cool when using random software, and it never heats over 70° during intensive gaming (average temp. is 65°) . I never had hardware problem whatsoever, exept that one day i found a dead pixel on the screen and they came to my home so i got it replaced to a new one with no charge. all tech support is free of charge for first year. i dont know what the other dudes are talking about, you get a free 1 year warranty that covers any failure. it can build the most solid laptops GPUs or CPUs on the market, and runs any game on max settings full hd, at 60FPS. I use skyrim with 200+ mods, most of them are 4k texture replacers and graphic enhance. not a single lag. it comes with 2 hard drive slots, 3 if you remove the blue ray reader. can hold up to 32 GB of ram. ( yes, today are useless, i got 16, but i can upgrade if one day it gets necessary ). is easy as fuck to disassemble in case you want to make hardware upgrades. i had it for 2 years, and i still get goosebumps when i stop considering how good it is.
yes, is pricy as fuck, but than again, is the most high end laptop i can immagine.

there are a lot of other great computers. MSI to tier laptops are almost as good
( really, the only difference is that MSI has only one vent and heats to 110°, an alienware comes with 2 vents, one on CPU, one on GPU, and are mever noisy )
MSI stuff is priced less tho'. I struggled a lot to decide between those two.

Dell didnt fuck anything up. people shitting on alienware are those who never had one
( i mean, those produced under Dell direction )

im getting soo many red thumbs for this
User avatar #56 - Milvath (12/14/2014) [-]
I own the model from the picture, M17x R3, The light system is a pussy magnet, the first days you'll have hardware issues, but due to sending it back and shipment, a whole week will have passed since you opened it, so Dell won't change it for a new one, instead they'll keep it for another week "trying" to fix it, i.e. delete all your shit, spray some air into the vents (even though it's brand new) MAYBE switch some hardware, ship it back, it will break again, you're already annoyed and you won't send it back. A year passes, the graphics card will burst into flames and you'll have to switch it for a shittier graphics card because no more warranty; while you're switching graphics card, you'll noticed that after a year the thermal paste from the factory is useless and that killed your graphics, card, repaste it, reboot it, and now the harddrive doesn't work, buy a new one, and now the motherboard is fucked up from when your previous graphics card bursted into flames. You will decide "fuck it" and leave it as it is adapting your whole life to how now the laptop works due the fucked up hardware, expect the screen not to work randomly a few days between months, go out in public with your master race laptop, play some music and activate the visualization of the cheeto-jizz combination covered LED lit keyboard attempting to attract a qt into sex, fail at it, decide to own noobs at a game, can't do shit becase 20fps, suck your own dick and weep you can't into master race and already threw over 3k USD buying and fixing your master race laptop.
#117 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
My alienware broke 1 time about 2- 2 1/2 years ago, got it back a week later
happened again

they gave me a new one
and ive had it since
User avatar #61 - daorien (12/14/2014) [-]
so basicaly it's MAC of windows laptops, I'm surprised DELL as a company makes such a dick move, I always thought they were decent company which assembles good machines. That's why I got myself Dell Inspiron 7520 year ago. Luckily I haven't had a problem with it so far, apart from overheating from time to time, but nothing a bit of dusting the thing wouldn't fix.

Thank you for sharing your experience sir, I appreciate it
User avatar #62 - Milvath (12/14/2014) [-]
at least it games, yeah, Dell fucked alienware up, they have the worst customer service
User avatar #75 - yourinvisiblegf (12/14/2014) [-]
so... best brand for laptop ? i'm pleb
User avatar #124 - Milvath (12/15/2014) [-]
ASUS has really good ones, but they're bulkier than alienware
User avatar #53 - trencherson (12/14/2014) [-]
the night after ordering a meal for a king at taco bell
#50 - what's so bad about alienware? I thought they were pretty good…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Fabulous +3
#70 - auryn (12/14/2014) [-]
They're not necessarily bad.

They're expensive for what you get.
User avatar #51 - trencherson (12/14/2014) [-]
they useed to be fairly good until recent times and now arent at the top of their game. they arent that bad but they went shit compared to what they used to be
User avatar #52 - daorien (12/14/2014) [-]
how much shit we're talking about?
#68 - gdikodiak (12/14/2014) [-]
i have M17x. r4, and i dont know where all the hate for this brand comes from.
my laptop is always cool when using random software, and it never heats over 70° during intensive gaming (average temp. is 65°) . I never had hardware problem whatsoever, exept that one day i found a dead pixel on the screen and they came to my home so i got it replaced to a new one with no charge. all tech support is free of charge for first year. i dont know what the other dudes are talking about, you get a free 1 year warranty that covers any failure. it can build the most solid laptops GPUs or CPUs on the market, and runs any game on max settings full hd, at 60FPS. I use skyrim with 200+ mods, most of them are 4k texture replacers and graphic enhance. not a single lag. it comes with 2 hard drive slots, 3 if you remove the blue ray reader. can hold up to 32 GB of ram. ( yes, today are useless, i got 16, but i can upgrade if one day it gets necessary ). is easy as fuck to disassemble in case you want to make hardware upgrades. i had it for 2 years, and i still get goosebumps when i stop considering how good it is.
yes, is pricy as fuck, but than again, is the most high end laptop i can immagine.

there are a lot of other great computers. MSI to tier laptops are almost as good
( really, the only difference is that MSI has only one vent and heats to 110°, an alienware comes with 2 vents, one on CPU, one on GPU, and are mever noisy )
MSI stuff is priced less tho'. I struggled a lot to decide between those two.

Dell didnt fuck anything up. people shitting on alienware are those who never had one
( i mean, those produced under Dell direction )

im getting soo many red thumbs for this
User avatar #56 - Milvath (12/14/2014) [-]
I own the model from the picture, M17x R3, The light system is a pussy magnet, the first days you'll have hardware issues, but due to sending it back and shipment, a whole week will have passed since you opened it, so Dell won't change it for a new one, instead they'll keep it for another week "trying" to fix it, i.e. delete all your shit, spray some air into the vents (even though it's brand new) MAYBE switch some hardware, ship it back, it will break again, you're already annoyed and you won't send it back. A year passes, the graphics card will burst into flames and you'll have to switch it for a shittier graphics card because no more warranty; while you're switching graphics card, you'll noticed that after a year the thermal paste from the factory is useless and that killed your graphics, card, repaste it, reboot it, and now the harddrive doesn't work, buy a new one, and now the motherboard is fucked up from when your previous graphics card bursted into flames. You will decide "fuck it" and leave it as it is adapting your whole life to how now the laptop works due the fucked up hardware, expect the screen not to work randomly a few days between months, go out in public with your master race laptop, play some music and activate the visualization of the cheeto-jizz combination covered LED lit keyboard attempting to attract a qt into sex, fail at it, decide to own noobs at a game, can't do shit becase 20fps, suck your own dick and weep you can't into master race and already threw over 3k USD buying and fixing your master race laptop.
#117 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
My alienware broke 1 time about 2- 2 1/2 years ago, got it back a week later
happened again

they gave me a new one
and ive had it since
User avatar #61 - daorien (12/14/2014) [-]
so basicaly it's MAC of windows laptops, I'm surprised DELL as a company makes such a dick move, I always thought they were decent company which assembles good machines. That's why I got myself Dell Inspiron 7520 year ago. Luckily I haven't had a problem with it so far, apart from overheating from time to time, but nothing a bit of dusting the thing wouldn't fix.

Thank you for sharing your experience sir, I appreciate it
User avatar #62 - Milvath (12/14/2014) [-]
at least it games, yeah, Dell fucked alienware up, they have the worst customer service
User avatar #75 - yourinvisiblegf (12/14/2014) [-]
so... best brand for laptop ? i'm pleb
User avatar #124 - Milvath (12/15/2014) [-]
ASUS has really good ones, but they're bulkier than alienware
User avatar #53 - trencherson (12/14/2014) [-]
the night after ordering a meal for a king at taco bell
#20 - >become mass murderer >start with yourself >?… 12/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#266 - **daorien used "*roll LOL*"** **daorien rolls Master Yi** 12/13/2014 on even more roll types 0
#28 - *roll 5, comment*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Dont hurt me plz 0
User avatar #37 - firefuel (12/13/2014) [-]
Comment roll in general is gone
#27 - *roll 5, user* just testing if this works too  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Dont hurt me plz 0
User avatar #28 - daorien (12/13/2014) [-]
*roll 5, comment*
User avatar #37 - firefuel (12/13/2014) [-]
Comment roll in general is gone
#111 - or *roll 4, pokemon attacks* doesn't work yet  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on admins brain isnt totally... 0
#114 - gurizzlybear (12/13/2014) [-]
#110 - **daorien used "*roll 4, pokemon*"** **daorien rolls Zygard…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on admins brain isnt totally... 0
User avatar #111 - daorien (12/13/2014) [-]
or *roll 4, pokemon attacks* doesn't work yet
#114 - gurizzlybear (12/13/2014) [-]
#109 - I might be doing something wrong  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on admins brain isnt totally... 0
User avatar #110 - daorien (12/13/2014) [-]
**daorien used "*roll 4, pokemon*"**
**daorien rolls Zygarde**
**daorien rolls Pancham**
**daorien rolls Rampardos**
**daorien rolls Goldeen** -> *roll 4, pokemon attacks* -> **daorien used "*roll 4, 1-10*"**
**daorien rolls 09**
**daorien rolls 03**
**daorien rolls 09**
**daorien rolls 01**
User avatar #111 - daorien (12/13/2014) [-]
or *roll 4, pokemon attacks* doesn't work yet
#114 - gurizzlybear (12/13/2014) [-]
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