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#115 - protip: don't buy it. 03/31/2014 on Goat Simulator 0
#103 - Do white people next, I don't think I've ever heard one.  [+] (25 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Racist Jokes (black) +75
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#428 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
there is none
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#347 - AdamBaum (03/31/2014) [-]
How do you circumcise a white guy?

You kick his sister in the jaw
#227 - muken (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, and lets see if it gets front page too! Who here thinks that would happen?
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#205 - rockamekishiko (03/30/2014) [-]
because they break it into groups for white people like blondes, jewish, fat white whales, different nationalities like irish
#344 - anon (03/31/2014) [-]
implying jews are white
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#481 - yoshidino (04/01/2014) [-]
I remember talking about Kirby with an african-american jew…his name was ben.
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#408 - rockamekishiko (03/31/2014) [-]
what are they? black?
#434 - hatesmlp (03/31/2014) [-]
A different race
#435 - hatesmlp (03/31/2014) [-]
very similar to white people
#437 - hatesmlp (03/31/2014) [-]
but still
#438 - hatesmlp (03/31/2014) [-]
different.
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#368 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
they are
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#430 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
lolnope
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#440 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
for the most part they are, white people are anyone from europe, the middle east and north africa.
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#446 - danzoshimura (03/31/2014) [-]
People from the middle east are not white.
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#447 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
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#458 - danzoshimura (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah if you get all technical about it. But jokes don't get technical.
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#462 - newsmyrna (04/01/2014) [-]
How is that a joke I don't get the humor of middle easterners aren't white there is no punchline it's just an ignorant statement. I mean I have no problem with racial humor, but like I said there was no joke all you gave was a statement.
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#465 - danzoshimura (04/01/2014) [-]
And you proved me wrong. But I was just saying or the sake of a joke, middle easterners are not white. They have their own set of jokes against them, they are not bundled in with white jokes. White people get the bad at dancing and white trash jokes while middle easterners get the terrorist jokes.
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#441 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
the people from north africa isnt white at all
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#443 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
Historically they were more white than they are now, but if you go there you'll see people are still closer to white than anything else look at people from Egypt, Morocco, and Tunis.
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#136 - iridium (03/30/2014) [-]
What do you call 5 White guys on a Bench?

The NBA.

What do you call a white person at a dance club?

A disgrace.
#124 - pointblankhits (03/30/2014) [-]
#108 - nibbero (03/30/2014) [-]
#184 - I have no idea. Ponies are worse, but IMO all of the harem/ecc… 03/30/2014 on Tank +2
#36 - "Now I get this joke" The TV situation was …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on so true +5
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#40 - AnomynousUser (03/30/2014) [-]
OP was probably 5 and unable to think for him/herself at the time.
#179 - The thing about Minecraft is that you build all of this awesom… 03/30/2014 on Minecraft Build Compilation +4
#178 - Then look at the username before you click on it..............… 03/29/2014 on (untitled) +8
#177 - >Extremely popular opinion on the internet >Unpopula… 03/29/2014 on (untitled) +2
#153 - Jesus Christ this is so lame  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on forever searching +2
#155 - anon (03/29/2014) [-]
*tips sunglasses and OBEY cap*
#164 - anon (03/29/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#30 - I find that extremely hard to believe. 03/27/2014 on Super name 0
#83 - Yeah but every time you see his character, you will think &quo… 03/27/2014 on The cruelest form of torture 0