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#115 - protip: don't buy it. 03/31/2014 on Goat Simulator 0
#103 - Do white people next, I don't think I've ever heard one.  [+] (25 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Racist Jokes (black) +75
User avatar #428 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
there is none
User avatar #347 - AdamBaum (03/31/2014) [-]
How do you circumcise a white guy?

You kick his sister in the jaw
#227 - muken (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, and lets see if it gets front page too! Who here thinks that would happen?
User avatar #205 - rockamekishiko (03/30/2014) [-]
because they break it into groups for white people like blondes, jewish, fat white whales, different nationalities like irish
#344 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
implying jews are white
User avatar #481 - yoshidino (04/01/2014) [-]
I remember talking about Kirby with an african-american jew…his name was ben.
User avatar #408 - rockamekishiko (03/31/2014) [-]
what are they? black?
#434 - hatesmlp (03/31/2014) [-]
A different race
#435 - hatesmlp (03/31/2014) [-]
very similar to white people
#437 - hatesmlp (03/31/2014) [-]
but still
#438 - hatesmlp (03/31/2014) [-]
different.
User avatar #368 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
they are
User avatar #430 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
lolnope
User avatar #440 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
for the most part they are, white people are anyone from europe, the middle east and north africa.
User avatar #446 - danzoshimura (03/31/2014) [-]
People from the middle east are not white.
User avatar #447 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #458 - danzoshimura (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah if you get all technical about it. But jokes don't get technical.
User avatar #462 - newsmyrna (04/01/2014) [-]
How is that a joke I don't get the humor of middle easterners aren't white there is no punchline it's just an ignorant statement. I mean I have no problem with racial humor, but like I said there was no joke all you gave was a statement.
User avatar #465 - danzoshimura (04/01/2014) [-]
And you proved me wrong. But I was just saying or the sake of a joke, middle easterners are not white. They have their own set of jokes against them, they are not bundled in with white jokes. White people get the bad at dancing and white trash jokes while middle easterners get the terrorist jokes.
User avatar #441 - niggernazi (03/31/2014) [-]
the people from north africa isnt white at all
User avatar #443 - newsmyrna (03/31/2014) [-]
Historically they were more white than they are now, but if you go there you'll see people are still closer to white than anything else look at people from Egypt, Morocco, and Tunis.
User avatar #136 - iridium (03/30/2014) [-]
What do you call 5 White guys on a Bench?

The NBA.

What do you call a white person at a dance club?

A disgrace.
#124 - pointblankhits (03/30/2014) [-]
#108 - nibbero (03/30/2014) [-]
#184 - I have no idea. Ponies are worse, but IMO all of the harem/ecc… 03/30/2014 on Tank +2
#36 - "Now I get this joke" The TV situation was …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on so true +5
User avatar #40 - AnomynousUser (03/30/2014) [-]
OP was probably 5 and unable to think for him/herself at the time.
#179 - The thing about Minecraft is that you build all of this awesom… 03/30/2014 on Minecraft Build Compilation +4
#178 - Then look at the username before you click on it..............… 03/29/2014 on (untitled) +8
#177 - >Extremely popular opinion on the internet >Unpopula… 03/29/2014 on (untitled) +2
#153 - Jesus Christ this is so lame  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on forever searching +2
#155 - anonymous (03/29/2014) [-]
*tips sunglasses and OBEY cap*
#164 - anonymous (03/29/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#30 - I find that extremely hard to believe. 03/27/2014 on Super name 0
#83 - Yeah but every time you see his character, you will think &quo… 03/27/2014 on The cruelest form of torture 0
#80 - Well then you are a sad person 03/27/2014 on The cruelest form of torture 0
#32 - I can just imagine the guy who posted this thinking "I'm … 03/26/2014 on I love this.. 0
#31 - Nice story, but the perspective it's written from confuses me.… 03/26/2014 on I love this.. 0
#6 - Do people still watch this show? I like the games and all, but…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on damn i love puns 0
User avatar #20 - yetaxaa (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if many of us watch the show as it's broadcast today, but lots of people watch it's early seasons for largely nostalgic reasons.
User avatar #11 - Tyranitar (03/26/2014) [-]
If 7 year olds can play Call of Duty, which is made for 18 year olds, without complaint in today's society, why can't 18 year olds watch Pokemon?
#36 - ugh 03/26/2014 on RED 0
#21 - It should be used for something like this, but people will jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on i'm a terrible person +2
User avatar #22 - joekerr (03/26/2014) [-]
... which is actually penguin stuff ^^. Thx, I go it!
#29 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
And the puffin is for unpopular opinions.
#25 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
its a puffin you uncultured twatbag
#36 - Seriously what do you get from spoiling people? Does it make y…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on The cruelest form of torture 0
User avatar #58 - threeeehuggings (03/26/2014) [-]
Yes. It does.

I will now masturbate furiously.
User avatar #80 - danzoshimura (03/27/2014) [-]
Well then you are a sad person
#35 - Of course they do. If it was just the books, then they wouldn'… 03/26/2014 on The cruelest form of torture +7
#37 - >posts popular opinion >unpopular opinion puffin  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Fox news in a nutshell +3
#43 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
Popular opinion seems to be that only Fox News does this. His image is used correctly.
#50 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
Fox News is uniquely bad. No other station just makes things up out of thin air.
#587 - Go check the front page of the board right now. Then check back.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Fuutuuure 0
User avatar #588 - furiousmarshmellow (03/23/2014) [-]
...yeah....

They're mostly young adults.
#416 - Hentai is pretty much underage porn that is legal  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Fuutuuure -4
#584 - furiousmarshmellow (03/22/2014) [-]
I take it you've never seen hentai?

If you actually have, I take it you've only seen CP and loli hentai?

If that's the case, you're a sick bastard.
User avatar #587 - danzoshimura (03/23/2014) [-]
Go check the front page of the board right now. Then check back.
User avatar #588 - furiousmarshmellow (03/23/2014) [-]
...yeah....

They're mostly young adults.
#136 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on HA! nice +1
User avatar #144 - kopn (03/20/2014) [-]
Pretty much.

I'm still wondering why the hell that got me 178 thumbs.
#204 - **danzoshimura rolled a random image posted in comment #750 … 03/20/2014 on Elsa's Perfect Match +4
#83 - More people, more money, way faster production.... The chances…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/20/2014 on WWII Pacific Theater in a... +6
User avatar #87 - cptsweatpants (03/20/2014) [-]
Japan had more than enough resources of her own for the original intent of the campaign, they made the mistake of getting drunk by power and biting off more than they could chew, but the naval playing field wasn't really so uneven, especially after Pearl Harbor. And you forget that the goal wasn't to invade america but to increase holdings in the Pacific. And they accomplished that, if they didn't have an "internal struggle", forgive me for calling it that, and stopped to consolidate and defend, rather than to continue the offensive towards Port Moresby, than the allies would have been forced to sign a treaty and ackonwledge their territorial gain.
User avatar #111 - damping (03/20/2014) [-]
They has no oil you dumb fuck. That is why they bombed us. We cut them off.
User avatar #113 - cptsweatpants (03/20/2014) [-]
They actually managed to capture the oil fields in Pacific. Their mistake was that they didn't stop after that.
User avatar #122 - damping (03/20/2014) [-]
They captured those after they bombed us. The Japanese never had a chance against the US. They just should have never gotten us involved.
User avatar #126 - cptsweatpants (03/20/2014) [-]
"They captured those after they bombed us"

Yeah, that's why they bombed you.... And then they should have just held hem instead of continuing the offensive. But that's not my damn point. My point is the Pacific wasn't nearly as one sided as americans like to put it.
User avatar #146 - damping (03/20/2014) [-]
Literally the only thing they did offensively against us war Pearl Harbor. After that, our aircraft carriers tore them apart. They were getting beat so bad, they had to resort to banzai pilots. The Japanese defended their islands very tough though. People who think they are fighting for their Emperor God don't give up easy.
User avatar #147 - cptsweatpants (03/20/2014) [-]
Read up about the Pacific war, not just wikipedia. It really wasn't how you think it was. But that's a long talk and I'm not interested in giving you a history lesson.
User avatar #150 - damping (03/20/2014) [-]
Six Months after Pearl Harbor, AKA by the time our Navy was rebuilt, the Battle of Midway happened. We destroyed nearly every Japanese aircraft carrier. Sure, in those Six months before Midway, the Japanese took Wake Island and other shitty pieces of land, but nothing serious.

After Midway the Japanese's offensive capabilities were destroyed and it shows.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Midway
#161 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
Well, considering the took the philippines, pushed their sphere of influence way out, and took Hong Kong and Singapore, I wouldn't call their gain minimal. Besides, even though they never quite had a successful offensive the amounted to much after Midway, they did defend Guadalcanal rather fiercely for six freaking months and actually won a few battles there and the war was never really became one sided until the great turkey shooting, Japan was kinda fucked navy after that.
#80 - This is the dumbest comment I've seen in a while.  [+] (11 new replies) 03/20/2014 on WWII Pacific Theater in a... +6
User avatar #81 - cptsweatpants (03/20/2014) [-]
Your arguments being?
User avatar #83 - danzoshimura (03/20/2014) [-]
More people, more money, way faster production.... The chances of the US losing are incredibly low.

I really want to hear your argument, ho did the US almost lose?

And saying "let the cheeseburgers have their nazism" makes you sound like a dumbass.
User avatar #87 - cptsweatpants (03/20/2014) [-]
Japan had more than enough resources of her own for the original intent of the campaign, they made the mistake of getting drunk by power and biting off more than they could chew, but the naval playing field wasn't really so uneven, especially after Pearl Harbor. And you forget that the goal wasn't to invade america but to increase holdings in the Pacific. And they accomplished that, if they didn't have an "internal struggle", forgive me for calling it that, and stopped to consolidate and defend, rather than to continue the offensive towards Port Moresby, than the allies would have been forced to sign a treaty and ackonwledge their territorial gain.
User avatar #111 - damping (03/20/2014) [-]
They has no oil you dumb fuck. That is why they bombed us. We cut them off.
User avatar #113 - cptsweatpants (03/20/2014) [-]
They actually managed to capture the oil fields in Pacific. Their mistake was that they didn't stop after that.
User avatar #122 - damping (03/20/2014) [-]
They captured those after they bombed us. The Japanese never had a chance against the US. They just should have never gotten us involved.
User avatar #126 - cptsweatpants (03/20/2014) [-]
"They captured those after they bombed us"

Yeah, that's why they bombed you.... And then they should have just held hem instead of continuing the offensive. But that's not my damn point. My point is the Pacific wasn't nearly as one sided as americans like to put it.
User avatar #146 - damping (03/20/2014) [-]
Literally the only thing they did offensively against us war Pearl Harbor. After that, our aircraft carriers tore them apart. They were getting beat so bad, they had to resort to banzai pilots. The Japanese defended their islands very tough though. People who think they are fighting for their Emperor God don't give up easy.
User avatar #147 - cptsweatpants (03/20/2014) [-]
Read up about the Pacific war, not just wikipedia. It really wasn't how you think it was. But that's a long talk and I'm not interested in giving you a history lesson.
User avatar #150 - damping (03/20/2014) [-]
Six Months after Pearl Harbor, AKA by the time our Navy was rebuilt, the Battle of Midway happened. We destroyed nearly every Japanese aircraft carrier. Sure, in those Six months before Midway, the Japanese took Wake Island and other shitty pieces of land, but nothing serious.

After Midway the Japanese's offensive capabilities were destroyed and it shows.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Midway
#161 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
Well, considering the took the philippines, pushed their sphere of influence way out, and took Hong Kong and Singapore, I wouldn't call their gain minimal. Besides, even though they never quite had a successful offensive the amounted to much after Midway, they did defend Guadalcanal rather fiercely for six freaking months and actually won a few battles there and the war was never really became one sided until the great turkey shooting, Japan was kinda fucked navy after that.
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