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#82 - I have hard time believing that those bronies are serious. Wha… 01/11/2015 on Cringe Comp 3 : Bronys 0
#19 - >implying 2014 wasn't awesome for gaming Dragon Ag…  [+] (37 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Game Feels -44
#326 - fefe (01/12/2015) [-]
Shilling intensifies
#299 - fefe (01/12/2015) [-]
Holy shit did you say things that contradict the post? Oh how horrible of you to do!
#277 - newall (01/12/2015) [-]
Dragon Age inquisition was an improvement over DA:2, but still barely a shade of DA

And DA is only really kinda good, compared to the last 3 Elder scrolls games. (we'll pretend ES never happened)

And I fucking love dragon age.
User avatar #245 - fozzoul (01/12/2015) [-]
DA:I Really just fell short for me. Boring story, boring characters, boring world, boring combat. I want my money back :/

AN RPG thats worth looking forward to is Mass effect 4, to be released late 2015 or early 2016.

Dark souls 2 only had good combat. The online is as fucked as ever, the levels are bland and boring, we got a fucking lava castle with a goat demon. thats the videogame equivalent to saying "Insert bossfight here". Not to mention that its linear as fuck compared to Dark souls 1. Dark souls 2 was fun combat wise, but god damnit the maps and bosses suck.
User avatar #244 - Kairyuka (01/12/2015) [-]
I'm gonna have to agree with you in spite of the red thumbs. DAI is awesome, Divinity Original Sin is a masterpiece. So many good RPGs this year
#232 - fefe (01/12/2015) [-]
Dragon age is boring as fuck.

I play it now and even though the locations are beautiful, the game dies out somewhere around the middle, where all the characters slowly become dull and I care less and less about them. Combat is also a repetitive clusterfuck of mages doing flashy shit where you can't see anyhting, compiled with disfunctional tactical camera. Unless you play in the most retarded way ever, pausing before every move, the combat - the main part of the game - becomes "ehh".
Also half of the game is boring fetch quest. For example the hidden shards are a complete waste of your time, since the ruins hold nothing of great value.
Dragons were interesting, till you notice they fight in a monotone pattern. (At least it was more interesting than Skyrim, where fighting was terrible).
A good Dungeons and Dragons simulator, 6/10.

it is a bit sad that characters are forgettable. the game had a good potential.
User avatar #104 - cshp (01/12/2015) [-]
I liked DAI, but I liked Origins a lot more and felt Inquisition fell short.
#93 - Monopolus (01/12/2015) [-]
I actually really like DA: Inquisition.
#89 - norkas (01/12/2015) [-]
>actually liking cisquisition
kill yourself
User avatar #67 - akkere (01/12/2015) [-]
>saying DA was the best party story drive ever made
>g-guys I'm a final fantasy fan
Wow. I don't even know why anyone would even continue after reading that.

2014 was the year that Ubisoft decided to throw the gauntlets down and become EA, and miserably fuck up every port they possibly could and butter it up with microtransactions.
Dragon Age Inquisition isn't even the best Dragon Age game there is. The characters are very stale in development, the gameplay isn't tactics-heavy as the first defining game set, the only thing it really has going for it is the impressive visuals. It's not as bad as /v/ shits on it constantly to be, but it's not good, and it sure as hell isn't "the best party story drive RPG ever made". Please tell me you're at least half-joking.
It was a total snoozer.
User avatar #228 - dantemp (01/12/2015) [-]
/v/ shits on it? Oh, that would explain the reactions I get

I stand by my claim and i don't see any reason not to. The story isn't the best, but at least my character isn't a dead shell, something that just killed any immersion I could get in Origins. The gameplay is amazing though, you get exploration, a lot of diverse quests (for a 100 hours + game), the fighting is fun, the styles are distinct and you get a challenge if you want to (I'm currently trying to get out of Heaven on nightmare). The only thing that really annoys me with the game is that I feel very challenged to control my party. One would think that there won't be such a problem considering "Origins" got it pretty right, but what can you do. I can list at least 5 things that annoy me just as much in any other DA, or other party RPG's for that matter. One can argue that the turn based FF's were better, in the respect that they told a cool story in a cool way, but they worked in much more confined space and had a lot less room for error.
User avatar #57 - Lainge (01/12/2015) [-]
"Dragon Age was hands down the best party story drive RPG ever made "
Oh my god wow
User avatar #53 - nathanbiggs (01/12/2015) [-]
>playing Bioware games

User avatar #28 - LtMcG (01/11/2015) [-]
This year had arguably the most failed launches which is really what the comic is pointing towards.
#27 - omniscientfairy (01/11/2015) [-]
" Dragon Age was hands down the best party story drive RPG ever made (saying this as a FF fan) "
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User avatar #375 - omniscientfairy (01/12/2015) [-]
You know this is about DAI, not DAO, right?

#376 - rakoom (01/12/2015) [-]
Fucking emberassing.
User avatar #140 - blacknbluebrony (01/12/2015) [-]
Dragon Age Inquisition may not have been the absolute best RPG ever, but it's hard to deny that it was still a pretty damn good game
User avatar #144 - omniscientfairy (01/12/2015) [-]
Actually it's pretty easy to deny.
Dragon Age: Inquisition was below average in every way.
User avatar #145 - blacknbluebrony (01/12/2015) [-]
I'm inclined to disagree
User avatar #147 - omniscientfairy (01/12/2015) [-]
You are free to do so.
User avatar #148 - blacknbluebrony (01/12/2015) [-]
That's the beauty of opinions
User avatar #29 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/11/2015) [-]
I'm confused, does FJ hate Dragon Age?
I haven't played it, but I've heard nothing but good things about it
#170 - whiskeyjacker (01/12/2015) [-]
It's a good game. For a Bioware Game, it's main plot is rather weak (Moar Power, Collect Bitches, Kill Bad Guy) lacking focus particularly in the last half of the game. However your companion's stories are interesting enough that they buoy the weak main plot with the help of a shitload of side quests (of varying length and depth).

It's a solid game and I don't regret buying it in the slightest. I think a lot of people just hate it on principle because of Bioware's past blunders (Being anti-gg, Dragon Age 2, being ass raped by EA). Others just blindly cling to the nostalgia of Dragon Age: Origins and refuse to admit it is anything less than the perfect game.

Gamers are like Qunari; Give them a pile of gold and they'll complain it's heavy.

Now give me red thumbs you filthy sluts...
User avatar #36 - omniscientfairy (01/11/2015) [-]
I don't think there is a consents.
I personally think it combines a lot of things wrong with modern RPGs and videogames in general, to a point where just watching a gameplay video or trailer makes me cringe to the point of physical pain.
So I have the impulse to shit on everyone who likes it.
I also dislike Final Fantasy games.
User avatar #42 - dantemp (01/12/2015) [-]
is there a party rpg you like? Why the fuck are you paying attention to a genre you dislike :/
User avatar #43 - omniscientfairy (01/12/2015) [-]
There are more party rpgs than DAI and FF, you know.
Maybe if you only played these two, DAI really is the best from your point of view.
User avatar #218 - dantemp (01/12/2015) [-]
I don't see any names, ones you like specifically.
User avatar #349 - omniscientfairy (01/12/2015) [-]
From this year?
I really liked DivinityS and Wasteland 2 was also decent.
I also like KotoR 2, BG 1+2, Planescape, DA was good and I guess I kinda enjoyed Arcanum.
Looking forward to POE and Tides of Numeria.
I'd say I'm far from disliking the genre, which is why my hate for DA:I and those who call it "the best party based rpg ever" is so big in the first place.
User avatar #377 - dantemp (01/12/2015) [-]
OK, fair enough. I enjoy the exploration aspect and the 3d combat of DA much more than any of the others, as well as the cinematic story telling, but to each its own. I just really think that DA:I is objectively the best ever made, considering the scope versus balance and polishing. I'm glad that someone makes an effort to put so much in a game, instead of playing it safe with classical genres that were possible 20 years ago and are mastered to perfection due to that.
User avatar #351 - omniscientfairy (01/12/2015) [-]
fucking auto smiles
#135 - fefe (01/12/2015) [-]
He asked if there was one you liked. Personally, I like the setting and story of Dragon Age: Origins. It's like a more action paced Baldur's Gate, with less rerolling for decent stats.
Inquisition, imo, has a decent magic system looking at you skyrim (although Arcane Warrior is broken as fuck, so I avoid it), an amazing crafting system for gear, a decent party approval system since you actually have to gauge their reactions instead of just looking at their approval meter, and decently sized dynamic maps with random respawning mobs. Wounds no longer instantly regenerate between fights, and they changed the broken 5 sec heal from the original.
Tactical combat is spotty, but it makes the game more challenging, trying to micro 4 members at once.
The only parts of Inquisition I really can't stand is they took out stat leveling and the tactics. Tactics was the one thing DAII did right. Other than that I love it.
But please, give us you master "objective" party based rpg.
User avatar #146 - omniscientfairy (01/12/2015) [-]
Maybe if you weren't anonymous and if you had used some line breaks in you wall of text, I might have actually read that.
#32 - rupok (01/11/2015) [-]
its all lies. I went into the game thinking it was gonna be half decent but then you realize all it is just fetch quest with 6/10 main storyline and you wish you didn't spend time on the game.
#22 - rupok (01/11/2015) [-]
also its one of the first dragon age games where I just feel like stopping cause its boring, I played all the mass effect and dragon age games non stop for days till I beat it. Just can't do it with this game, there is too few skills and actual varied things to do.

I remember when they said there would be stuff like keep customization for military/spy/commerce, or actual things that can change the inquistions position. All that stuff was total lies. The game is mostly linear with stupid little mini quests that you just click on to do with no involvement.

They couldn't implement all that but they spend their time on a tacked on boring multiplayer.
#21 - rupok (01/11/2015) [-]
i played around 70 hours of dragon age, got the the part with morrigan and elven ruins and its boring as shit. Its a total grindfest, the story isn't even that interesting and you keep doing same fetch quests over and over again. In previous bioware games the quests were much more dynamic than this game, it feels like they added like 80% filler content to add to hours of the game.

It didn't deserve goty at all.
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#23 - yeah, because following the Islam rewires your brain to turn i…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2015 on highly likely -4
User avatar #140 - nimba (01/09/2015) [-]
Muslims believe in Jesus, genius.
User avatar #148 - nimba (01/09/2015) [-]
detroitshanker , you disagree?
#152 - detroitshanker (01/09/2015) [-]
thumbed the wrong way stay calm
User avatar #156 - nimba (01/09/2015) [-]
Sorry, islam threads are my favourite
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User avatar #66 - crazylance (01/09/2015) [-]
The joke is on the video game called S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

You usually throw bolts to detect lethal hazards.
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User avatar #27 - pkman (01/08/2015) [-]
To be fair Tiger Woods, Gretzky, Muhhammad Ali, and Michael Jordan are known around the world as being the best in their respective sports. Also there is not even American football in the comp which is purely American. Maybe the next post will have non-americans.
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here's what you're looking for
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"M right dingadong" i think
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#99 - I wouldn't say that no one is saying that. Maybe there are som… 01/08/2015 on For Charlie Hebdo 0
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#188 - ciacheczko (01/08/2015) [-]
While you are technically correct, I want to point out, that I don't remember when was the last time a Buddhist terrorist organisation detonated a bomb in the middle of the street or hijacked a plane.

The world is mad at Muslims because it's always them doing that shit.
#268 - fefe (01/08/2015) [-]
Why should you be mad at someone who is not related to those actions, other than sharing their religion? Also, there are a lot of Buddhist terrorism in the east. It's just not targeted against the west.

Also, middle eastern terrorists have their reasons for attacking western targets (at least in their heads). I can't see how buddhists should be mad at the US.

Terrorism is fucked up whatever the reason. It's important to remember if Islam never existed, the terrorists would still commit terrorism because of the social and economical prerequisites are present in the region. Their ideological reasons have little to do with the willingness to commit terrorism. It's most often commited by misguided kids that don't fit in and get's taken advantage of by old men.
User avatar #283 - ciacheczko (01/08/2015) [-]
Oh course. Today my bro and I saw that "an 18y old admitted to participating in Charlie Hebdo shooting". And I mean - how can someone not question it?

Terrorists wouldn't be so organised, and often also combat-trained, if there weren't some bigger figures behind them. Bunch of teenagers are just brainwashed tools and scapegoats, serving some specific purpose of someone else behind them. They can't organise such things for shit.

Someone is manipulating all of this, someone who's far too smart to go to the front line, shoot some journalists up and to risk losing his comfortable position of a puppet master.
User avatar #264 - testaburger (01/08/2015) [-]
"b-but muh religion of peace"
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#356 - If there even one game that treats the character different dep…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on faggot +2
User avatar #380 - bokystroki (01/04/2015) [-]
Yes there is actually! Mount and Blade. If you play as a woman, it's much harder to get through the game because it's all about medieval feudalism, and because your character is a fighter and not a 'dainty little lady' it's really hard to marry for power.
User avatar #370 - jiichei (01/04/2015) [-]
dunno lol. must be referring to mass effect for example. you can't bang garrus if you're a male shep. but yeah, most often they don't treat them in game any differently really.
must be an accusation from somebody who doesn't play vidiya.
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - fefe (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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