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#16 - I think she's ironic.... and is successful about it 06/21/2014 on Very American +4
#8 - He raped her He murdered her He killed her children 06/20/2014 on AND THEN I BASHD ER HED IN... +3
#7 - Checkmate... mate.  [+] (20 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Finally some true OC +14
#9 - biscuitsunited (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't call me mate, friend
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you're a terrible friend, bro
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U WOT M8?
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#17 - I bet if I was smaller I would be getting anal at least twice …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on This is why I need Manism 0
User avatar #26 - thedungeonmaster (06/19/2014) [-]
Does your boyfriend not like fucking guys with big dicks?
#22 - this is highly confusing, I thought that the second part is sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Group B Antics 2 Part 2 +1
User avatar #30 - hardekoning (06/19/2014) [-]
dayum, you guys said 'Robben' wrong twice in a row.
#18 - 19th century called, even it doesn't want you back.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on charlie brown keepin it real 0
User avatar #33 - misanthrizzle (06/19/2014) [-]
I's funny because 1800's was as sexist as it was racist
#22 - who the hell uses 7 as an "S", wtf?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Quality football +4
#36 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
Theif 7
#30 - Schumi was woken up to activate his brain powers and lead Die … 06/19/2014 on Fuck yeah +2
#3 - **dantemp rolled image ** nice roll, let me try.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on interesting porn ad +5
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**anonymous rolled image**
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What's the context?
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#17 - I hate all the stupid mother ******* complaining …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on No Soccer For Me 0
#29 - luluwho (06/17/2014) [-]
Thank You That was the point of the post, to entertain the people. I don't even hate soccer, it's fun to play. I just could care less about watching sports at all.
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Most sites use a thumb graphic.
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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