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dantemp

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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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#267 - there are certainly people that don't like to have sex too soo… 01/23/2015 on As if... 0
#56 - The jokes on Drake kill me every time.. but I resurrect every … 01/22/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #8 +3
#216 - I don't know how good of an example is this. The mormon religi… 01/22/2015 on Smart, Smart, Smart, Smart,... 0
#79 - I've seen this and I believed it but I didn't know that even t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on myth busted +5
User avatar #82 - peperix (01/21/2015) [-]
Yes. It was posted here before .. .. and seeing how accurate the face was was almost shocking
#88 - this is why I make sure that I am. 01/21/2015 on One of my fears.. 0
#45 - facts with actual proof? U gonna break the FJ, here have a thumb 01/20/2015 on Nerdy facts... 0
#51 - This also works fifty/fifty. I mean, it works 100% of the time… 01/20/2015 on Women logic 0
#794 - well **** also, you are like 2 months older th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Almost one with the FJ 0
User avatar #1088 - stefanovic (01/20/2015) [-]
Look at the bright side: in 2 months you will be this blue
#763 - As I started visiting this site I used a topic from a forum I …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Almost one with the FJ 0
User avatar #772 - stefanovic (01/20/2015) [-]
nope, color is dependent on time
User avatar #794 - dantemp (01/20/2015) [-]
well shit

also, you are like 2 months older than me, why so much bluer :/
User avatar #1088 - stefanovic (01/20/2015) [-]
Look at the bright side: in 2 months you will be this blue
User avatar #766 - choobe (01/20/2015) [-]
I have seen bluer people than me when I was a filthy white-namer with lower level than me.
#36 - Not in my case, every affection I ever earned is by beeing kin…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Women logic +2
User avatar #47 - MrJakkadakka (01/20/2015) [-]
I don't mean be nasty to them... I mean, seem disinterested in being with them in that way.
User avatar #51 - dantemp (01/20/2015) [-]
This also works fifty/fifty. I mean, it works 100% of the times when you know who needs what, but we usually guess blindly.
#171 - Why the **** they put all the processing power in some … 01/20/2015 on Today's Physics Engines 0
#82 - this guy cray cray kiss on a cheek and a shove to the othe… 01/20/2015 on It is, funnier.. +2
#1295 - I tried Divinity today, those walls of texts kill all the fun … 01/18/2015 on wut games u play 0
#110 - Maybe, just maybe, hear me out here, what she means is that th… 01/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#62 - well, if he told them to stay cool it would've been bad taste 01/16/2015 on Muslim protects Jewish... +1
#68 - I've learned to read manga right to left, now I'm learning to … 01/16/2015 on (Read bottom to top) TB on... 0
#299 - I have a similar story, although I can't say I was happy about… 01/16/2015 on Freedom. +1
#17 - you shoul've put them outside the board fleeing in terror 01/15/2015 on Chess +3
#186 - what, you are surprised that a huge corporation made a cheap p… 01/15/2015 on Good Guy EA, Bad Guy Cowboys 0
#185 - that was one of the most beautiful stories I've read around he… 01/15/2015 on Count your blessings. 0
#282 - Is chess a sport? for that matter, is sport shooting… 01/14/2015 on LoL 0
#215 - rigghhttt 01/14/2015 on Lovely Religion. 0
#208 - do elaborate, what exactly will the big red button do?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Lovely Religion. +1
#209 - Ken M (01/14/2015) [-]
hopefully it'll get you to shut the fuck up. and don't go saying that I can't answer your question, because it isn't really worth answering.
User avatar #215 - dantemp (01/14/2015) [-]
rigghhttt
#61 - If you like to travel to a cheap place with lots of young peop…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on When you too damn saxy to... 0
User avatar #62 - landartheconqueror (01/14/2015) [-]
well, i'm terrified of loud and dirty. and also too fucking poor to go to bulgaria. or anywhere outside of canada, for that matter
User avatar #68 - highhopes (01/14/2015) [-]
Lol, then you belong to Bulgaria.
#59 - you go to the wrong beach then not saying there are o…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2015 on When you too damn saxy to... +1
User avatar #60 - landartheconqueror (01/14/2015) [-]
fak, i don't get those at any my beaches
User avatar #61 - dantemp (01/14/2015) [-]
If you like to travel to a cheap place with lots of young people, I suggest Sunny Beach in Bulgaria. The only problem you might face is that the local authorities are no authorities at all, so it gets very loud and dirty during the strong season
User avatar #62 - landartheconqueror (01/14/2015) [-]
well, i'm terrified of loud and dirty. and also too fucking poor to go to bulgaria. or anywhere outside of canada, for that matter
User avatar #68 - highhopes (01/14/2015) [-]
Lol, then you belong to Bulgaria.

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - Ken M (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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