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#107 - The flashpoint paradox was awesome, thank you. 01/31/2014 on Batman is fun at parties 0
#23 - What is this, a text for ants?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Pizza +3
User avatar #27 - diedede (01/31/2014) [-]
Just open it
#59 - In "This Is the End " where he supposedly plays hims… 01/31/2014 on Michael Cera 0
#60 - Is this a movie? What? I recently watched Justice League: War …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Batman is fun at parties 0
User avatar #93 - lloydminster (01/31/2014) [-]
Justice League - Doom
User avatar #63 - ispeakmeme (01/31/2014) [-]
It's Superman/Batman: Public Enemies.

If you like JL + anime + brutality I recommend Justice League The Flashpoint Paradox
#107 - dantemp (01/31/2014) [-]
The flashpoint paradox was awesome, thank you.
#6 - Bringing the peace to the middle east. When south of …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Democracy +2
User avatar #25 - anthonyd (01/29/2014) [-]
If we were allowed to go into Mexico without everyone bitching at us, I really think we would
#23 - Fake, no one was on drugs. 01/29/2014 on they're becoming aware +3
#200 - The situation in Bulgaria is pretty much the same except on a … 01/28/2014 on Serious shit 0
#120 - who said I'm complaining? 01/28/2014 on How can it be farting? +15
#38 - "Here are some gross sex site comments" yada …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on How can it be farting? +229
User avatar #218 - thebluspyeatspie (01/28/2014) [-]
Its school in disguise!
#57 - derfying (01/28/2014) [-]
I don't see why you're complaining, that's like the greatest pitch ever
#120 - dantemp (01/28/2014) [-]
who said I'm complaining?
#78 - How dare the smart and capable people make money and keep it. … 01/28/2014 on Greed +2
#97 - The peaceful protest were over when they banned them. …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Serious shit +3
#141 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
imagine if Ghandi had started throwing molotovs when britain banned demonstrations in India
#122 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
actually there was violence far earlier. i remember your peaceful demonstrants using a bulldozer against the police force on the first days of protest.
The myth of the Peaceful Demonstrations is just that- a myth. it was taken over by right extremist and autonomous radicals hours after it began.
#200 - dantemp (01/28/2014) [-]
The situation in Bulgaria is pretty much the same except on a far lesser level. And still there are people that deliberately cause scenes and make up false slogans and witchhunts. If they do it here, I don't see why should we assume that everything in Ukraine was straight forward.
#79 - Fun fact, the Cyrillic alphabet was first used in Bulgaria, so… 01/28/2014 on Learning Languages Easy -1
#78 - You have no idea how handy it is. 01/28/2014 on Learning Languages Easy +2
#59 - yeah, and wait half a decade for it, thanks, but no, thanks...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Call the police 0
#72 - bbdabrick (01/28/2014) [-]
well season 3 did just come out and season 4 is coming out in December. the hard times are over my brother.
User avatar #61 - Gandalfthewhite (01/28/2014) [-]
true he needs to step up his game on how long it takes him to make shit. i think it's because he prioritizes dr who. He should also make another series of Jekyll
User avatar #63 - NoThisIsPatrick (01/28/2014) [-]
The episodes are 90 minutes long though. That like complaining that you're annoyed that a movie trilogy came out all at once when you wanted 5 movies.
#308 - I like how there was a guy that was a stupid fag. There is alw… 01/28/2014 on good guy soldier 0
#233 - I like how he never said "Jesus is fictional too you dumb… 01/27/2014 on The Dark Knight always wins +1
#139 - I've never been on thumblr and yet I already am sick and tired… 01/27/2014 on Tumblr comp (2) 0
#17 - It's ******** of course. Every SC2 game has as mu… 01/26/2014 on TL note 0
#16 - is this for real, tell me this is for real, I'm dying here!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on TL note 0
User avatar #36 - screencleaner (01/26/2014) [-]
Don't know if it's real
#40 - defenitely right 01/26/2014 on Their tears are delicious 0
#129 - Oh, another "fun fact about JB posts", how jolly! 01/26/2014 on How is he Canadian? 0
#37 - Sailor Moon Moon, this guy... 01/24/2014 on Three Point Landing +6
#129 - But that's my point. Watch him now. Heck, I was interested. An…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on lol 0
User avatar #130 - cupotruth (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh never mind dude we're in the same boat.

I like it when he pops up here and there for doing stupid shit but after a week I could care less.

I thought you were against not noticing him when he does stupid or mean stuff which is pretty but I'm not endorsing following everything he does.

I mean you can still be angry with me but you know whatever.
#127 - I don't even know how I can respond to this. You do realise t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2014 on lol -2
User avatar #128 - cupotruth (01/23/2014) [-]
It's alluding to the fact that he's missed a shit ton of stop signs and now a crash is imminent so that is why we are all watching.

Shit is currently flying at the fan and the waiting is almost over so yes, you can watch what's going to happen.
#129 - dantemp (01/23/2014) [-]
But that's my point. Watch him now. Heck, I was interested. And still am. Would he get some serious penalty or will he walk giving some money away?

But there was too much obsession of every fucking step he took and I was constantly reminded of his existence. He wished for fucking Anne Frank would have been a "belieber" and the internet went apeshit. WTF?
User avatar #130 - cupotruth (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh never mind dude we're in the same boat.

I like it when he pops up here and there for doing stupid shit but after a week I could care less.

I thought you were against not noticing him when he does stupid or mean stuff which is pretty but I'm not endorsing following everything he does.

I mean you can still be angry with me but you know whatever.
#120 - It's OK to enjoy a good crash, it's human. It becomes not …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2014 on lol -4
#125 - cupotruth (01/23/2014) [-]
I dunno, keep missing stop signs and eventually you will crash.
#127 - dantemp (01/23/2014) [-]
I don't even know how I can respond to this. You do realise that your answer in no way disclaims my point?
User avatar #128 - cupotruth (01/23/2014) [-]
It's alluding to the fact that he's missed a shit ton of stop signs and now a crash is imminent so that is why we are all watching.

Shit is currently flying at the fan and the waiting is almost over so yes, you can watch what's going to happen.
#129 - dantemp (01/23/2014) [-]
But that's my point. Watch him now. Heck, I was interested. And still am. Would he get some serious penalty or will he walk giving some money away?

But there was too much obsession of every fucking step he took and I was constantly reminded of his existence. He wished for fucking Anne Frank would have been a "belieber" and the internet went apeshit. WTF?
User avatar #130 - cupotruth (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh never mind dude we're in the same boat.

I like it when he pops up here and there for doing stupid shit but after a week I could care less.

I thought you were against not noticing him when he does stupid or mean stuff which is pretty but I'm not endorsing following everything he does.

I mean you can still be angry with me but you know whatever.
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
#26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some ******** put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
#28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
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#19 - sirnigga (08/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
#17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a ****** . On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
#8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
#10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
#12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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