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dantemp

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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
Last Login:3/04/2015
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#73 - the boys aren't like butlers, they are doing it wrong 01/09/2015 on Loving that McD's +1
#23 - yeah, because following the Islam rewires your brain to turn i…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2015 on highly likely -4
User avatar #140 - nimba (01/09/2015) [-]
Muslims believe in Jesus, genius.
User avatar #148 - nimba (01/09/2015) [-]
detroitshanker , you disagree?
#152 - detroitshanker (01/09/2015) [-]
thumbed the wrong way stay calm
User avatar #156 - nimba (01/09/2015) [-]
Sorry, islam threads are my favourite
#53 - first of all, you are not multiplying them, you are summing th… 01/09/2015 on Two wrongs may not make a... 0
#57 - what do you need the screws for?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Cheeki Breeki 0
User avatar #66 - crazylance (01/09/2015) [-]
The joke is on the video game called S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

You usually throw bolts to detect lethal hazards.
#63 - wait, muslims are the victims here too, only the extremist … 01/09/2015 on Tumblr Insanity Drinking Game +1
#21 - >Historical sports moment >shows a bunch of american…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Historical Sports Moments 0
User avatar #27 - pkman (01/08/2015) [-]
To be fair Tiger Woods, Gretzky, Muhhammad Ali, and Michael Jordan are known around the world as being the best in their respective sports. Also there is not even American football in the comp which is purely American. Maybe the next post will have non-americans.
#24 - shiiiiiiiiii 01/08/2015 on How not to rescue some one 0
#37 - because we shouldn't fear wasps. We should just exterminate th… 01/08/2015 on Terrorism in France +3
#31 - I do it on the side, the bottom kind of becomes like that as a result 01/08/2015 on Sleep 0
#14 - directed by M Nigth shamalov... or whatever the **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Comic Comp +4
#21 - dorfdorfdorf (01/08/2015) [-]
here's what you're looking for
#16 - joekhorneguy (01/08/2015) [-]
"M right dingadong" i think
#40 - my girlfriend is the same as the last paragraph.. but when she… 01/08/2015 on sad true story 0
#166 - how is it different than the ******** in the Bibl… 01/08/2015 on Je suis Charlie 0
#99 - I wouldn't say that no one is saying that. Maybe there are som… 01/08/2015 on For Charlie Hebdo 0
#97 - Any religion can be used for excuse to kill people, all throug…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2015 on For Charlie Hebdo -1
#188 - ciacheczko (01/08/2015) [-]
While you are technically correct, I want to point out, that I don't remember when was the last time a Buddhist terrorist organisation detonated a bomb in the middle of the street or hijacked a plane.

The world is mad at Muslims because it's always them doing that shit.
#268 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
Why should you be mad at someone who is not related to those actions, other than sharing their religion? Also, there are a lot of Buddhist terrorism in the east. It's just not targeted against the west.

Also, middle eastern terrorists have their reasons for attacking western targets (at least in their heads). I can't see how buddhists should be mad at the US.

Terrorism is fucked up whatever the reason. It's important to remember if Islam never existed, the terrorists would still commit terrorism because of the social and economical prerequisites are present in the region. Their ideological reasons have little to do with the willingness to commit terrorism. It's most often commited by misguided kids that don't fit in and get's taken advantage of by old men.
User avatar #283 - ciacheczko (01/08/2015) [-]
Oh course. Today my bro and I saw that "an 18y old admitted to participating in Charlie Hebdo shooting". And I mean - how can someone not question it?

Terrorists wouldn't be so organised, and often also combat-trained, if there weren't some bigger figures behind them. Bunch of teenagers are just brainwashed tools and scapegoats, serving some specific purpose of someone else behind them. They can't organise such things for shit.

Someone is manipulating all of this, someone who's far too smart to go to the front line, shoot some journalists up and to risk losing his comfortable position of a puppet master.
User avatar #264 - testaburger (01/08/2015) [-]
"b-but muh religion of peace"
#17 - >implying love is looking for him 01/08/2015 on What is love? 0
#626 - OK, this makes sense, but it's still stupid that you gave peop… 01/08/2015 on Negative levels change +1
#20 - How is that meme relevant to the text 01/07/2015 on Forever alone 0
#30 - You cloud have used a for flipped "e" 01/07/2015 on scuba diving is not for me -1
#152 - the first one is stupid and out of context it huts. I… 01/05/2015 on World of /pol/craft 3 +2
#356 - If there even one game that treats the character different dep…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on faggot +2
User avatar #380 - bokystroki (01/04/2015) [-]
Yes there is actually! Mount and Blade. If you play as a woman, it's much harder to get through the game because it's all about medieval feudalism, and because your character is a fighter and not a 'dainty little lady' it's really hard to marry for power.
User avatar #370 - jiichei (01/04/2015) [-]
dunno lol. must be referring to mass effect for example. you can't bang garrus if you're a male shep. but yeah, most often they don't treat them in game any differently really.
must be an accusation from somebody who doesn't play vidiya.
#57 - or is a great learning tool 01/04/2015 on FUUUUTTTTTUUUUREEE 0
#51 - there are actual pretty girls that are so much bitches in ways… 01/04/2015 on Texts 0
#44 - why are certain bad traits consider things to be proud of? … 01/04/2015 on The FJ syndrome -1
#236 - By picky I mean exactly those cases when those hormones are re… 01/03/2015 on Brilliant female 0
#233 - this way of thinking is from the ******* middle a…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Brilliant female 0
#234 - hongkongdingdong (01/03/2015) [-]
Wat. I think you are thinking too much into this.

Primal instinct leads us to want to procreate, both males and females. It's always been like that. The middle ages is no different. A slut is just a girl that gives more easily into the issue, it stems from societies viewpoint on virginity, purity, and what not. Some people are more logical about it, but that's dumb. Throughout history, and even now, male and female bang all the time. Almost every girl you meet will have had another cock in her and every dude will have had his meat in another girl.

When they are picky, they are picky. The majority of society usually says they are picky, but once they find that person that releases those chemical impulses in their head, whether it be to breed or to just have a partner, they are still going off their chemical releases. Even the most picky of guys or girls will drop their standards if they have that emotion. Not that complex. They try and use logic to override it, but when you get those chemicals going, no amount of logic is gonna help you that much.

Most society calls it love. Which is why they have so many quotes that would sound really dumb if you hadn't experience it before or understood that impulse it gives.
User avatar #236 - dantemp (01/03/2015) [-]
By picky I mean exactly those cases when those hormones are released. There are very rare cases of people that have this reaction all the time, and it's mostly because of lack of experience.
The human nature is a very strange mix of primal instincts and actual reason. There's always both of them, no matter how absent the other one may seem in some cases.
#235 - hongkongdingdong (01/03/2015) [-]
*When they are picky, they aren't usually that picky. They usually say it to fit the social norm... Sorry that was confusing.. I was typing too fast and didn't proof read what I wrote.

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonexplains (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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