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#2360 - **dantemp rolls 687,476,079** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#9 - notice the hat, it's not just ggg 11/14/2014 on Thanks I guess.... 0
#43 - didn't know women were possessed by a demon from supernatural 11/14/2014 on i dont know what to think... +1
#16 - maybe because she threw it at him?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on The Streaker +2
User avatar #28 - firestarian (11/13/2014) [-]
In the video she hit him with it.
#86 - oh, my mistake 11/13/2014 on vivian comic 0
#16 - original, doesn't matter  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on You Put Them Where?! 0
#17 - theepicduckfrog (11/13/2014) [-]
comment 14 did it first
#11 - source?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on You Put Them Where?! 0
#26 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
#13 - theepicduckfrog (11/13/2014) [-]
NSFW or SFW?
User avatar #16 - dantemp (11/13/2014) [-]
original, doesn't matter
#17 - theepicduckfrog (11/13/2014) [-]
comment 14 did it first
#8 - the purse is right before him, I'm guessing she used it like a weapon.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2014 on The Streaker +1
User avatar #15 - admiralloli (11/13/2014) [-]
the purse is on the floor again before he reveals it to her
User avatar #16 - dantemp (11/13/2014) [-]
maybe because she threw it at him?
User avatar #28 - firestarian (11/13/2014) [-]
In the video she hit him with it.
#5 - I mean, what's the worse that can happen? 11/13/2014 on Disturbed 0
#33 - this is depressing as **** why would anyone want … 11/13/2014 on Movie is in the description +1
#44 - if by autistic you mean AWESOME  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on vivian comic -12
#89 - greyhoundfd (11/13/2014) [-]
No, this is pretty fucking autistic.
User avatar #75 - bjornkrage (11/13/2014) [-]
pretty sure he meant autistic as in a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by great difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.
User avatar #86 - dantemp (11/13/2014) [-]
oh, my mistake
#53 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
asspie detected
User avatar #62 - randomwanker (11/13/2014) [-]
Did someone say cream-pie?
#42 - I'd be glad for any SJW that takes him/herself seriously to tr… 11/13/2014 on (untitled) +3
#31 - She is feminist only in name tho. Every single one of her vide…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2014 on praise be to Based Mom +1
User avatar #87 - jazzd (11/13/2014) [-]
She is a feminist because she has been defining herself a feminist before all those misandrist mongers we have now were even born.

It's sad that the movement has degenerated so much that the founders feel excluded.
#86 - jazzd has deleted their comment.
#46 - BostonRRRAPPKGKP (11/12/2014) [-]
While I generally agree with your points, I call her a feminist because that's what she identifies as.
User avatar #33 - superafromanxd (11/12/2014) [-]
i see her as more of an egalitarian. Which is really what feminism was until SJWs took that label.
#30 - welp, he does a good job gotta give him that 11/12/2014 on guess even Marceline uses... +4
#46 - this is why I love the internet  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Overwatch +1
#114 - hashtronaut (11/12/2014) [-]
This is why the internet scares me...
but have this anyway
#52 - yeah, no, a runner would never have that big of an ass, it wou… 11/12/2014 on Brazilian women are... 0
#11 - please walk me trough the steps you used to get to that screen…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on what the fuck? +2
#13 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
some FB accounts are made just to spam invitations to games, go back like 4 years ago and FB games were a huge thing
#12 - whathello (11/11/2014) [-]
report>report this account>this is a fake account> gamer
#11 - I'm conflicted. On one hand, you are a ******* di… 11/11/2014 on We've been lied too! 0
#133 - the democracy is the worst policy ever conceived... except for… 11/11/2014 on not too stupid for Obama... +17
#84 - that only means I did a good job in my choice 11/11/2014 on 12 seconds? +3
#8 - me no speak americano, burrito 11/10/2014 on There's always a german guy +1
#42 - the projection thing is ******** . When I play gam… 11/10/2014 on So fucking what? 0
#5 - or maybe you need to work towards love, by learning how to loo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on FJ users know that feel 0
User avatar #11 - reltih (11/10/2014) [-]
I've had some relationships mate, this content was mostly posted as a joke.
And no, I don't just fall for the pretty girls, i've been told that im a good looking guy but I can tell you that my last 2 girlfriends weren't all that good looking, 6/10 at most, I went for their personality though.
#50 - what a terrible person, let's all laugh at her stupidity m… 11/10/2014 on Hanna Suckana +1
#37 - Comment deleted 11/10/2014 on am i doing it right? 0
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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