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#391 - not sick of gamergate 11/19/2014 on new levels, new classes, etc. 0
#50 - I feel your pain, that damn new drm 11/19/2014 on 3 days *eye twitch* 0
#55 - I thought this was about taking the higher ground, not crossin… 11/19/2014 on Gamergate be like 0
#52 - no it's not, it's the piccolo dick and it is a rape joke ffs …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Gamergate be like -1
User avatar #54 - leonhardt (11/19/2014) [-]
You're the kind of kid who asked the teacher if we had Homework
User avatar #55 - dantemp (11/19/2014) [-]
I thought this was about taking the higher ground, not crossing fingers in hope that "the teacher would forget about the homework". And this is a terrible example that I'm barely able to contextualize in this situation.
#97 - In my case is usually stop making plans how to **** … 11/19/2014 on You know you do -3
#161 - well, you can look at it like that Or you can look at… 11/19/2014 on faith in humanity 2 0
#103 - yeah,me too, all hundred times it was reposted, and it can be … 11/19/2014 on faith in humanity 3 +2
#38 - To anyone that didn't understand it from the comments: Review … 11/18/2014 on #stopreviewembargoes 0
#58 - glad we can be reasonable about our disagreement  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Air 0
User avatar #60 - wellimnotsure (11/18/2014) [-]
Quite
#56 - Can't agree with you, Lays are my favorite.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Air 0
User avatar #57 - wellimnotsure (11/18/2014) [-]
well then fuck bulgaria
User avatar #58 - dantemp (11/18/2014) [-]
glad we can be reasonable about our disagreement
User avatar #60 - wellimnotsure (11/18/2014) [-]
Quite
#66 - the fact that they don't give a **** doesn't mean…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Total biscuit -1
#67 - noonelikesdan (11/18/2014) [-]
Not at all, they probably view the entire thing as pointless and are just laughing at everyone cause they have money.
#51 - pringles have a lot worse ration price/weight than Lays... at …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Air 0
User avatar #52 - wellimnotsure (11/18/2014) [-]
but they taste about 12 times as good and 99% of the chips aren't in pieces
User avatar #56 - dantemp (11/18/2014) [-]
Can't agree with you, Lays are my favorite.
User avatar #57 - wellimnotsure (11/18/2014) [-]
well then fuck bulgaria
User avatar #58 - dantemp (11/18/2014) [-]
glad we can be reasonable about our disagreement
User avatar #60 - wellimnotsure (11/18/2014) [-]
Quite
#62 - the worrying part is that the guy might have been really putti…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Total biscuit -1
User avatar #68 - mkgt (11/18/2014) [-]
Dude, if you really look into it, gamergate is winning. The SJWs might be shitstorming all over the place, but the general populace is on to their BS.
#65 - noonelikesdan (11/18/2014) [-]
Doubtful, most of the large corporations don't give a fuck.
User avatar #66 - dantemp (11/18/2014) [-]
the fact that they don't give a fuck doesn't mean that they don't think it's good to express an opinion to show they give a fuck, and think that the SJW are the one in the right due to the ignorance I was talking about
#67 - noonelikesdan (11/18/2014) [-]
Not at all, they probably view the entire thing as pointless and are just laughing at everyone cause they have money.
#42 - Never did any of those. Anyone that uses my computer should be… 11/17/2014 on ................. 0
#29 - I never think like that.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on I follow the Moskva +7
User avatar #32 - darmenias (11/17/2014) [-]
I catch myself doing it sometimes. My brain is on autopilot and as I look around it goes: "I feel like I'm the only one around here that actually thinks and shit," and I myself, in response to my own musings, go: "Wait, stop, must control megalomania!"
#90 - Picture 11/15/2014 on Timber~ 0
#2360 - **dantemp rolls 687,476,079** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#9 - notice the hat, it's not just ggg 11/14/2014 on Thanks I guess.... 0
#43 - didn't know women were possessed by a demon from supernatural 11/14/2014 on i dont know what to think... +1
#16 - maybe because she threw it at him?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on The Streaker +2
User avatar #28 - firestarian (11/13/2014) [-]
In the video she hit him with it.
#86 - oh, my mistake 11/13/2014 on vivian comic 0
#16 - original, doesn't matter  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on You Put Them Where?! 0
#17 - theepicduckfrog (11/13/2014) [-]
comment 14 did it first
#11 - source?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on You Put Them Where?! 0
#26 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
#13 - theepicduckfrog (11/13/2014) [-]
NSFW or SFW?
User avatar #16 - dantemp (11/13/2014) [-]
original, doesn't matter
#17 - theepicduckfrog (11/13/2014) [-]
comment 14 did it first
#8 - the purse is right before him, I'm guessing she used it like a weapon.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2014 on The Streaker +1
User avatar #15 - admiralloli (11/13/2014) [-]
the purse is on the floor again before he reveals it to her
User avatar #16 - dantemp (11/13/2014) [-]
maybe because she threw it at him?
User avatar #28 - firestarian (11/13/2014) [-]
In the video she hit him with it.
#5 - I mean, what's the worse that can happen? 11/13/2014 on Disturbed 0
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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