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dantemp

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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
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#356 - no ... no 02/28/2015 on Do you have a pet? 0
#9 - One doesn't get to be so positive about life without a reason.… 02/28/2015 on Her positivity was amazing. +1
#35 - that, and Jaarvis was the name of his father's butler as we ca… 02/28/2015 on Goodnight sweet prince 0
#46 - are you really offended by the jokes on black people around here? 02/28/2015 on Not sure how I feel about... +1
#196 - No, they call other black people like that. 02/25/2015 on normal 0
#228 - yeah, genetic engeneering 02/24/2015 on Genetics +3
#63 - I'm sorry for you and happy for myself. 02/22/2015 on feels 0
#58 - When you fall it cushions the hit of the ground. 02/22/2015 on ISIS Spec Ops Training +7
#9 - " **** the heliocentric model of the solar system, …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Man up +156
#25 - stepsword (02/17/2015) [-]
> titanium ball

hey guys I think lance armstrong browses funnyjunk
#980 - Divinity Original Sin - beautiful gameplay, terribly told stor… 02/17/2015 on What games are you playing? 0
#28 - girls that pleasure their boyfriends are whores? What 19th cen… 02/17/2015 on Big Questions 0
#348 - I don't, cause I like you admin-senpai 02/17/2015 on How are you guys surviving... 0
#350 - what if you like the fetish, but imagining yourself as the guy…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Just Watch Porn 0
User avatar #354 - ugoboom (02/17/2015) [-]
did you read what you just wrote
you'd have to be so fucking omega that your only hope of sex is in your imagination
jesus christ dude
#19 - second to last was the best 02/16/2015 on Video Games Are Great 0
#46 - In the full video the list of categories is an example of fema… 02/16/2015 on Just Watch Porn +11
#85 - Is it just me or she is extremely hot on the second picture...… 02/16/2015 on pffffhahah 0
#1958 - he said penis, not a dick 02/15/2015 on Mods will draw or be your... -1
#11 - except we have more episodes of Agent Carter... and they are a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on This is useful +4
User avatar #13 - BmanX (02/13/2015) [-]
Well it's kind of obvious when all the episodes of Agent Carter would happen.
#365 - Comment deleted 02/13/2015 on oliver campbell dropping... +1
#360 - Comment deleted 02/13/2015 on oliver campbell dropping... +1
#349 - the best search engine: Most ****** … 02/13/2015 on THE BEST FUCKING WEBSITE... 0
#756 - I tried Tinder for three days and I already hate myself, not g…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Lonely on V-Day? Get in here 0
#771 - typhrias (02/13/2015) [-]
hey tinder is mostly for girls to pump up their ego dont be demotivated by an application
User avatar #767 - officialdaffy (02/13/2015) [-]
Least you got a family on this site that loves you
#375 - You might look ridiculous. You might change and don't want it …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on Heard at the tattoo shop 0
User avatar #376 - stifflimb (02/12/2015) [-]
Well you make sure you really want the motive, as in having it printed out and looking at it for a year, if you still want it after that you should get it, and get it in a place you wanna, as in I got 1 tattoo and it's on the left side of my chest going down a bit on my thigh.
If I'm at the beach it will show, as soon as I got both shirt and pants it wont.
Agreed on that part, I got way to hair legs for that to be worth it.
That I can understand aswell, if you got the association with that it plain out makes you wanna avoid it.
#355 - I think there is a difference between drinking a 2l of Cola an…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Heard at the tattoo shop 0
User avatar #356 - stifflimb (02/12/2015) [-]
If you wanna get anal about it, it's always a difference even if it's between getting a tattoo and getting a tattoo

Just to be curious, what is it you think is dangerous about getting a tattoo?
User avatar #375 - dantemp (02/12/2015) [-]
You might look ridiculous. You might change and don't want it anymore (and the removal might be complicated, expensive, a health risk, as it's the tattoo itself), and I was generalizing about potentially bad decisions. I don't want tattoos for two other reasons: I don't think I have a body for tattoos (my legs are the right shape but I'm too hairy and don't want to deal wih shaving) and recently I started to connect the trend with people that irritate me a lot.
User avatar #376 - stifflimb (02/12/2015) [-]
Well you make sure you really want the motive, as in having it printed out and looking at it for a year, if you still want it after that you should get it, and get it in a place you wanna, as in I got 1 tattoo and it's on the left side of my chest going down a bit on my thigh.
If I'm at the beach it will show, as soon as I got both shirt and pants it wont.
Agreed on that part, I got way to hair legs for that to be worth it.
That I can understand aswell, if you got the association with that it plain out makes you wanna avoid it.
#214 - I'm actually OK with people liking the book. To each his own I… 02/12/2015 on 50 shades of abuse 0

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - fefe (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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