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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
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#153 - Is this why gifs take forever to load recently? 03/16/2015 on Site is having server issues 0
#88 - If you are referring to his illness, it wasn't affecting his b… 03/13/2015 on R.I.P Terry Pratchett 0
#86 - I would read them in publishing order (see wikipedia for that)…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on R.I.P Terry Pratchett 0
User avatar #95 - compared (03/13/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#85 - The Discworld series are absolute must for every human being e… 03/13/2015 on R.I.P Terry Pratchett +2
#52 - I haven't cried like that since my grandma was dying in horrib…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2015 on RIP Terry Pratchett +1
User avatar #93 - nextweekisthefries (03/13/2015) [-]
Do you want some cheese with that wine?
#100 - fefe (03/13/2015) [-]
Oh, now look who's being a dick.
#57 - He has a point. Where the **** op has this information.… 03/12/2015 on white snow and the 7... 0
#60 - There is no ******* reason in the world to be honest ab… 03/11/2015 on (untitled) -1
#37 - My time to be captain obvious: A snow in the spring c…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on spring.exe loading - 47% 0
#44 - blerdegerb (03/11/2015) [-]
thank you captain obvious
#115 - don't, just go out there, place yourself in front of lots of n… 03/10/2015 on Bad days 0
#27 - oh, you were " " " Trolling " " "… 03/10/2015 on boyfriend goals 0
#25 - You felt that as anger and tears? Man, you have some issues.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2015 on boyfriend goals 0
User avatar #26 - luftvaffel (03/10/2015) [-]
I actually just say things, most of the time. It's fun when people get confused.
User avatar #27 - dantemp (03/10/2015) [-]
oh, you were " " " Trolling " " " *, all is well, forgiven and forgotten then.

* these were quotes in quotes,
#18 - yeah, and telling kids to don't do stuff because they are stup…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2015 on boyfriend goals +1
User avatar #20 - luftvaffel (03/09/2015) [-]
Hey man, if you got your caves explored as a child, that's not something I need to know about. Now go direct your anger and tears at someone else.
User avatar #25 - dantemp (03/10/2015) [-]
You felt that as anger and tears? Man, you have some issues.
User avatar #26 - luftvaffel (03/10/2015) [-]
I actually just say things, most of the time. It's fun when people get confused.
User avatar #27 - dantemp (03/10/2015) [-]
oh, you were " " " Trolling " " " *, all is well, forgiven and forgotten then.

* these were quotes in quotes,
#12 - Even if these earrings were real, there is no permanent damage…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/09/2015 on boyfriend goals -3
User avatar #16 - loonquawl (03/09/2015) [-]
Got my eyebrow pierced as a teenager, let it close when I was like 21.
I'm 27 now, and you can still see where it was pierced.
User avatar #14 - luftvaffel (03/09/2015) [-]
Because it's stupid as fucknuggets
User avatar #18 - dantemp (03/09/2015) [-]
yeah, and telling kids to don't do stuff because they are stupid has proven to work so well in the past
User avatar #20 - luftvaffel (03/09/2015) [-]
Hey man, if you got your caves explored as a child, that's not something I need to know about. Now go direct your anger and tears at someone else.
User avatar #25 - dantemp (03/10/2015) [-]
You felt that as anger and tears? Man, you have some issues.
User avatar #26 - luftvaffel (03/10/2015) [-]
I actually just say things, most of the time. It's fun when people get confused.
User avatar #27 - dantemp (03/10/2015) [-]
oh, you were " " " Trolling " " " *, all is well, forgiven and forgotten then.

* these were quotes in quotes,
#41 - that guy has his priorities straight 03/08/2015 on Its what Raptor Jesus died for +1
#35 - Idk if you guys realize, but they are talking about taking awa… 03/05/2015 on There is truth in this 0
#206 - that's nice 03/05/2015 on dont be rude 0
#186 - I agree that you shouldn't give much of a **** , if you …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on dont be rude 0
User avatar #195 - FeeFieFoe (03/05/2015) [-]
hi i like your username
User avatar #206 - dantemp (03/05/2015) [-]
that's nice
#17 - >implying that political believes can be summarized for a w…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Steve Buscemi +17
#18 - brobafett (03/04/2015) [-]
The goym is strong with this one.
#41 - fefe (03/04/2015) [-]
we're all aware that yids run the media

if you think that makes everyone in the industry the same, you should probably hang up your tin hat for a bit
#141 - I really like how it works, I prefer web of course, but mobile… 03/04/2015 on FJ is mobile friendly 0
#27 - I love your description of him. 03/04/2015 on He is real... 0
#132 - or we can really stop eating meat, and all the animals that we… 03/04/2015 on Truth 0
#53 - "Where's my mommy?". The kid with the gasmask. Doubl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on 3scary 0
User avatar #54 - captnnorway (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh ye, I remember that episode. Creepy as fuck, and probably also one of the best episodes of Doctor Who.
#48 - I completely agree, the only moment that hit me harder in the …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on 3scary +1
User avatar #49 - captnnorway (03/03/2015) [-]
Wait it's been so long. That was the 9th doctor right? I do remember something about him not wanting to dance and then in one episode doing it or something, but why was it a good scene?
User avatar #53 - dantemp (03/03/2015) [-]
"Where's my mommy?". The kid with the gasmask. Double episode. It was seriously doomy and gloomy. I hated every second of it. At the end it seemed like it was all going to hell and then the ninth just smiled, did his thing ( the nanobots needed to examine the mother in order to know how humans should be and fix them) and suddenly everything was good. "I love days like this" he exclaimed while dancing his happiness and this was the moment I found out what the doctor was all about. And I fell in love with him.
User avatar #54 - captnnorway (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh ye, I remember that episode. Creepy as fuck, and probably also one of the best episodes of Doctor Who.
#26 - Rory and Amy were better than the Doctor they were with, their…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2015 on 3scary +3
User avatar #32 - captnnorway (03/03/2015) [-]
Fuck, their last episode hit me straight in the feels. Spoiler ahead When they got stuck in a time loop in New York? Shit man, it was worse than when rose and the doctor got separated in different realities or when the 10th doctor said "I don't wanna go"
#57 - iluvnutella (03/03/2015) [-]
At least they were together in the end.
User avatar #48 - dantemp (03/03/2015) [-]
I completely agree, the only moment that hit me harder in the whole series was the Dance of Eccleston (The Doctor Dances), and maybe only because it was on the positive side and I like to keep things like that.
User avatar #49 - captnnorway (03/03/2015) [-]
Wait it's been so long. That was the 9th doctor right? I do remember something about him not wanting to dance and then in one episode doing it or something, but why was it a good scene?
User avatar #53 - dantemp (03/03/2015) [-]
"Where's my mommy?". The kid with the gasmask. Double episode. It was seriously doomy and gloomy. I hated every second of it. At the end it seemed like it was all going to hell and then the ninth just smiled, did his thing ( the nanobots needed to examine the mother in order to know how humans should be and fix them) and suddenly everything was good. "I love days like this" he exclaimed while dancing his happiness and this was the moment I found out what the doctor was all about. And I fell in love with him.
User avatar #54 - captnnorway (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh ye, I remember that episode. Creepy as fuck, and probably also one of the best episodes of Doctor Who.
#23 - Yes, fbi killed him to make Putin look bad. That's why Ukraini… 03/01/2015 on Russian Shitstorm +2

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - fefe (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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