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#98 - Is it true that there was a preteen kid in the early 90's that…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on hack - good 0
#108 - mytwocents (01/23/2014) [-]
true story bro.
#107 - Could be, could be. But as a great man once said, we shoul… 01/23/2014 on Drake Liberty Bell +1
#105 - There are those of whom we should not speak  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Drake Liberty Bell 0
User avatar #106 - marshalldteach (01/23/2014) [-]
do their names begin with "f" and end with "aggots" ?
User avatar #107 - dantemp (01/23/2014) [-]
Could be, could be.
But as a great man once said, we should never fight battles that aren't worth it, so leave them be.
#35 - Daryl - middle aged single lady version 01/23/2014 on How I plan on getting front... 0
#95 - I too am a great fan of OP so I thumb accordingly  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Drake Liberty Bell 0
#104 - marshalldteach (01/23/2014) [-]
how can one not be?
User avatar #105 - dantemp (01/23/2014) [-]
There are those of whom we should not speak
User avatar #106 - marshalldteach (01/23/2014) [-]
do their names begin with "f" and end with "aggots" ?
User avatar #107 - dantemp (01/23/2014) [-]
Could be, could be.
But as a great man once said, we should never fight battles that aren't worth it, so leave them be.
#98 - cjasper (01/23/2014) [-]
#71 - Glad to help, maybe if you write a book about "Fun theory…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on Admin's Schedule 0
User avatar #72 - daentraya (01/22/2014) [-]
The only book i will ever selfpublish will be 'Oh God What the Fuck - and other incredible tales'. Only if i find another title will i work on another
#68 - Idk, maybe it's because I've never been lonely. Making assumpt…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Admin's Schedule 0
User avatar #69 - daentraya (01/21/2014) [-]
And now it makes sense to me. Filling out the picture really helps. Yay, didnt know i was doing a private Fun Theory private investigation until now, but it does sound like fun
User avatar #71 - dantemp (01/22/2014) [-]
Glad to help, maybe if you write a book about "Fun theory" I would get a mention
User avatar #72 - daentraya (01/22/2014) [-]
The only book i will ever selfpublish will be 'Oh God What the Fuck - and other incredible tales'. Only if i find another title will i work on another
#62 - It would get sad if you're not doing what you really like. The…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Admin's Schedule 0
User avatar #64 - daentraya (01/21/2014) [-]
I am anything but ignorant of the possibilities of the internet, but even that cant really amount to a proper state of happiness unless you have really weird needs or lack thereof.
Just studying some fun theory for myself. I can feel a great increase of satisfaction when actually going outside, even if what i do there is simple. I cant see how just playing videogames all day or even having access to this whole virtual world can lead to an indefinitely satisfying life, but i am curious to understand if thats really how you feel
User avatar #68 - dantemp (01/21/2014) [-]
Idk, maybe it's because I've never been lonely. Making assumptions here, but maybe you do and need the human touch not to. I've always had loving family, some good friends and a loving girlfriend the last 6 years. Even If I don't have any job, I still can't enjoy a full week of gaming and watching stuff because someone would always call me and can't refuse the offer saying "ah, I found this cool game so fuck off".

What I'm getting at, is that by no means full isolation is the right thing, but I'd love to have some weeks off the world and just be by myself doing what I like. No one shares more than 30% of my passions anyways.
User avatar #69 - daentraya (01/21/2014) [-]
And now it makes sense to me. Filling out the picture really helps. Yay, didnt know i was doing a private Fun Theory private investigation until now, but it does sound like fun
User avatar #71 - dantemp (01/22/2014) [-]
Glad to help, maybe if you write a book about "Fun theory" I would get a mention
User avatar #72 - daentraya (01/22/2014) [-]
The only book i will ever selfpublish will be 'Oh God What the Fuck - and other incredible tales'. Only if i find another title will i work on another
#60 - P.S. If you have a computer with an internet and you're bored,…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Admin's Schedule 0
User avatar #61 - daentraya (01/21/2014) [-]
Fun Theory kinda really supports my claim. A laptops interface can only take you so far. Sure, i can watch shows, and when i run out of them, read stuff, and when i run out of that watch youtube shows, and browse and other things that quickly become routine. Not everyone can life fulfilling lives via a goddahm laptop, but by breaking it up with school, it magically fixes that. All day just gets sad
User avatar #62 - dantemp (01/21/2014) [-]
It would get sad if you're not doing what you really like. The trick is to find things that feel fulfilling. That's why I say it's ignorance. You can learn, create, experience a million things. Browsing 2 sites, watching 5 shows and playing a game is not the way. You need to be out there tasting everything and looking for your flavor.

That being said, I know there are a lot of people that can't bring themselves to appreciate something that has no physical touch. This is a mindset though and one can learn out of it.
User avatar #64 - daentraya (01/21/2014) [-]
I am anything but ignorant of the possibilities of the internet, but even that cant really amount to a proper state of happiness unless you have really weird needs or lack thereof.
Just studying some fun theory for myself. I can feel a great increase of satisfaction when actually going outside, even if what i do there is simple. I cant see how just playing videogames all day or even having access to this whole virtual world can lead to an indefinitely satisfying life, but i am curious to understand if thats really how you feel
User avatar #68 - dantemp (01/21/2014) [-]
Idk, maybe it's because I've never been lonely. Making assumptions here, but maybe you do and need the human touch not to. I've always had loving family, some good friends and a loving girlfriend the last 6 years. Even If I don't have any job, I still can't enjoy a full week of gaming and watching stuff because someone would always call me and can't refuse the offer saying "ah, I found this cool game so fuck off".

What I'm getting at, is that by no means full isolation is the right thing, but I'd love to have some weeks off the world and just be by myself doing what I like. No one shares more than 30% of my passions anyways.
User avatar #69 - daentraya (01/21/2014) [-]
And now it makes sense to me. Filling out the picture really helps. Yay, didnt know i was doing a private Fun Theory private investigation until now, but it does sound like fun
User avatar #71 - dantemp (01/22/2014) [-]
Glad to help, maybe if you write a book about "Fun theory" I would get a mention
User avatar #72 - daentraya (01/22/2014) [-]
The only book i will ever selfpublish will be 'Oh God What the Fuck - and other incredible tales'. Only if i find another title will i work on another
#59 - I spent nearly 5 years this way. Ahh, good times. My greatest … 01/21/2014 on Admin's Schedule 0
#17 - Those nineteen year olds were sent there by quite older people… 01/21/2014 on That's a good point +10
#53 - What do I give for a day like that. If I could play games all …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Admin's Schedule 0
User avatar #57 - daentraya (01/21/2014) [-]
It gets boring, tiresome and is ultimately entirely unfulfilling, and one week in you'll either prove yourself a master of having nothing resembling a life, or that playing games all day is a poor way to reach happiness.
User avatar #60 - dantemp (01/21/2014) [-]
P.S. If you have a computer with an internet and you're bored, you deserve a severe punishment for ignorance.
User avatar #61 - daentraya (01/21/2014) [-]
Fun Theory kinda really supports my claim. A laptops interface can only take you so far. Sure, i can watch shows, and when i run out of them, read stuff, and when i run out of that watch youtube shows, and browse and other things that quickly become routine. Not everyone can life fulfilling lives via a goddahm laptop, but by breaking it up with school, it magically fixes that. All day just gets sad
User avatar #62 - dantemp (01/21/2014) [-]
It would get sad if you're not doing what you really like. The trick is to find things that feel fulfilling. That's why I say it's ignorance. You can learn, create, experience a million things. Browsing 2 sites, watching 5 shows and playing a game is not the way. You need to be out there tasting everything and looking for your flavor.

That being said, I know there are a lot of people that can't bring themselves to appreciate something that has no physical touch. This is a mindset though and one can learn out of it.
User avatar #64 - daentraya (01/21/2014) [-]
I am anything but ignorant of the possibilities of the internet, but even that cant really amount to a proper state of happiness unless you have really weird needs or lack thereof.
Just studying some fun theory for myself. I can feel a great increase of satisfaction when actually going outside, even if what i do there is simple. I cant see how just playing videogames all day or even having access to this whole virtual world can lead to an indefinitely satisfying life, but i am curious to understand if thats really how you feel
User avatar #68 - dantemp (01/21/2014) [-]
Idk, maybe it's because I've never been lonely. Making assumptions here, but maybe you do and need the human touch not to. I've always had loving family, some good friends and a loving girlfriend the last 6 years. Even If I don't have any job, I still can't enjoy a full week of gaming and watching stuff because someone would always call me and can't refuse the offer saying "ah, I found this cool game so fuck off".

What I'm getting at, is that by no means full isolation is the right thing, but I'd love to have some weeks off the world and just be by myself doing what I like. No one shares more than 30% of my passions anyways.
User avatar #69 - daentraya (01/21/2014) [-]
And now it makes sense to me. Filling out the picture really helps. Yay, didnt know i was doing a private Fun Theory private investigation until now, but it does sound like fun
User avatar #71 - dantemp (01/22/2014) [-]
Glad to help, maybe if you write a book about "Fun theory" I would get a mention
User avatar #72 - daentraya (01/22/2014) [-]
The only book i will ever selfpublish will be 'Oh God What the Fuck - and other incredible tales'. Only if i find another title will i work on another
User avatar #59 - dantemp (01/21/2014) [-]
I spent nearly 5 years this way. Ahh, good times. My greatest income was from videogame tournaments. This was living the dream. Now I'm working as a beta tester so I can't complain that is much worse, but still have around 10 shows and a 100 games that would probably never come to their turn
#48 - And then you read the username of the last one  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Tumblr being "smooth" +5
#51 - kousei (01/21/2014) [-]
nice catch
#126 - If I wanted to hide porn pictures so nobody can find them, I'd… 01/21/2014 on internet browsing facts 0
#8 - The Bride's early years 01/20/2014 on found on Google + 0
#2 - Ahhh, remember when Community was funny?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Candy Cigaretes 0
#3 - anonymous (01/20/2014) [-]
I agree that last season wasn't great but this new season that started a few weeks ago is a vast improvement! in my opinion anyway
#20 - It's over the top as they come, but the characters are diverse…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Jesus Christ How Horrifying 0
#21 - anonymous (01/20/2014) [-]
Peoples watching non ecchi shows for "the plot"
#24 - dkillakai (01/20/2014) [-]
You are retarded if you think its non-ecchi
#57 - Yeah, in the museum of Awesome in the exposition "Bad Ass". 01/20/2014 on Best museum ever? 0
#201 - Or this: There is one probably indian … 01/17/2014 on Im getting redthumbed to... 0
#198 - I'll just leave this here  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Im getting redthumbed to... 0
#191 - Yeah, right, that's probably it, black girls are not sluts and… 01/17/2014 on Im getting redthumbed to... +7
#129 - there are always exceptions  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Im getting redthumbed to... -3
User avatar #167 - Anemophobia (01/17/2014) [-]
Beyonce and that is it
#232 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
I love me some Beyonce. Showing face because everyone knows she has the body of a goddess.
User avatar #361 - Anemophobia (01/17/2014) [-]
there s a gif where she shakes her body then her dress flies up but its in like 480 quality and its not a close up but she doesnt wear a bra
#37 - No one does. Have you notice how little black porn actresses t…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/17/2014 on Im getting redthumbed to... -29
User avatar #482 - Jazdawg (01/18/2014) [-]
Jada Fire tho.....
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#256 - broorb (01/17/2014) [-]
"I use negroid. I'm a tool!"
#187 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
Idk maybe cuz they're not sluts?
User avatar #191 - dantemp (01/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, right, that's probably it, black girls are not sluts and that's why there are less black porn actresses... you got it.
User avatar #133 - heartlessrobot (01/17/2014) [-]
Black transsexual actresses are amazing though.
User avatar #130 - KINGOFTHESTARS (01/17/2014) [-]
depends on how negroid is used. in this case, i give you my black guy approval
#38 - nockae (01/17/2014) [-]
>When they show a gross old white guy's face in porn
#27 - We'd be lucky if we get the last Song of Ice and Fire by that time... 01/17/2014 on TFW no sequel 0
#71 - You can be indifferent to your own parents and kids OR you can… 01/16/2014 on Hero 0
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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