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#16 - What if the thing I want requires a lot of money to achieve? …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Definitely not OC 0
User avatar #20 - nightlynutria (06/05/2014) [-]
You have several options the way I see it. You can start making cheaper-to-make-videogames, or even applications for smartphones. And then eventually save enough money to get your big project developed. Or you can make that one big project you have in mind but a little less ambitious and a little bit cheaper to make. Or you can always propose your project to an Angel Investor(yeah, they exist).



You see, life can always be a little bit of an asshole and make you think you have no options, but the thing is you always have them. Also, dont think that it's going to require a lot of years just because you need to get a lot of money to get your project going. Once I heard this quote about people not realizing that they always have all the resources to make their dreams become a reality now. It's always up to you man. You can either "be realistic" or be yourself.
User avatar #23 - dantemp (06/05/2014) [-]
All those options require me to do things I don't want to.

There is always a way, but most of the times this way goes trough something you don't like to do and you have to be ready for it.
User avatar #24 - nightlynutria (06/06/2014) [-]
Nigga you can believe whatever you want, you can believe theres no exit or you can believe there is. Its up to you and the consequences are fucking there. If you dont want to accept that the answer you are seeking is deep in your own subconscious mind then I cant do nothing for you buddy.
User avatar #25 - dantemp (06/06/2014) [-]
I think you're missing the point.

I'm not saying that chasing your dream is impossible. I currently work in the game development business (as a QA) and have plans how to eventually realize my dream. The thing that I don't agree with that comic is that you shouldn't do things you don't like. I don't like working for a low grade game developer, I don't like the fact that I need to find a way to create some kind of portfolio to get a job further into the tree. I don't like the fact that it would take 10 years (if it even happens) to realize my dreams. But I'm gonna do it and be grateful for the opportunity to do it. The comic says that you should just do things you like, I say you should work TOWARDS the things you like, because no one's gonna hand them to you... unless if it's something really small and you don't have any ambition in yourself. Than go ahead and smell the flowers, I'm sure someone else will feed you.
#488 - So much that my girlfriend started to perceive it as something… 06/05/2014 on How often do you fap? 0
#9 - too bad that it's fake (p.s. I've seen it on reddit a… 06/05/2014 on Badass fossil 0
#17 - The point is that even if they did, they would have no reason … 06/05/2014 on Israel is pissed. 0
#213 - what are you talking about? The second to last is the one with…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2014 on LOS CRINGE COMPO. OCHO (8) 0
User avatar #233 - furrypuppy (06/05/2014) [-]
I don't know what's more cringe-worthy.

The fact that he cheated and got away with such an easy punishment

Or the fact that she's still with that cheater
User avatar #242 - dantemp (06/05/2014) [-]
Easy punishment? I wouldn't say so. Also, cheating is not the end of the world and heavily depends on the situation. My girlfriend kind of cheated on my in the second year in our relationship. We are in our 8th right now I have no reason in the world to worry that she might do it again.
User avatar #243 - furrypuppy (06/05/2014) [-]
I just find cheating something unforgivable. No, it's not the end of the world, nobody dies or anything, but it's the end of a relationship for sure. I find it a disgusting thing to do and can't think of a single situation where it'd be legit to cheat on your partner.

Just be honest and break up with your partner if you want to have sex with others so badly.
User avatar #244 - dantemp (06/05/2014) [-]
Can't disagree more. Cheating is an act of sexual desire. A real relationship is more of a partnership. If there are lies and mistrust, yeah, it's doomed. But an admitted mistake and devotion can get you right out of the problem.
User avatar #246 - furrypuppy (06/05/2014) [-]
Let's agree to disagree here.
#136 - Half of these are mediocre at worst. Running out of material, … 06/05/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +1
#209 - The second to last one is a ******* win!  [+] (7 new replies) 06/05/2014 on LOS CRINGE COMPO. OCHO (8) 0
#211 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
i cant fucking stand holes in people
User avatar #213 - dantemp (06/05/2014) [-]
what are you talking about? The second to last is the one with shaming the cheater, what hole?
User avatar #233 - furrypuppy (06/05/2014) [-]
I don't know what's more cringe-worthy.

The fact that he cheated and got away with such an easy punishment

Or the fact that she's still with that cheater
User avatar #242 - dantemp (06/05/2014) [-]
Easy punishment? I wouldn't say so. Also, cheating is not the end of the world and heavily depends on the situation. My girlfriend kind of cheated on my in the second year in our relationship. We are in our 8th right now I have no reason in the world to worry that she might do it again.
User avatar #243 - furrypuppy (06/05/2014) [-]
I just find cheating something unforgivable. No, it's not the end of the world, nobody dies or anything, but it's the end of a relationship for sure. I find it a disgusting thing to do and can't think of a single situation where it'd be legit to cheat on your partner.

Just be honest and break up with your partner if you want to have sex with others so badly.
User avatar #244 - dantemp (06/05/2014) [-]
Can't disagree more. Cheating is an act of sexual desire. A real relationship is more of a partnership. If there are lies and mistrust, yeah, it's doomed. But an admitted mistake and devotion can get you right out of the problem.
User avatar #246 - furrypuppy (06/05/2014) [-]
Let's agree to disagree here.
#25 - Did it gave a high-five? That was the best high-five I've seen. 06/05/2014 on stunt yorkie 0
#5 - what are fits?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Deadpool +1
#7 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
American term to mean freaking out
#11 - Comment deleted 06/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#11 - X-men* Why the hell can't we edit  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on the pressures of acting +5
User avatar #15 - AsianSeaFood (06/04/2014) [-]
I enjoyed the movie too. Gotta say it's one of my favourites.
User avatar #12 - gomugomuno (06/04/2014) [-]
because you need to learn to live with your mistakes
#10 - This movie was amazing, I loved it. Best X-man so far and thir…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on the pressures of acting 0
#14 - alfredrh (06/04/2014) [-]
dark knight raisins
User avatar #11 - dantemp (06/04/2014) [-]
X-men*

Why the hell can't we edit
User avatar #15 - AsianSeaFood (06/04/2014) [-]
I enjoyed the movie too. Gotta say it's one of my favourites.
User avatar #12 - gomugomuno (06/04/2014) [-]
because you need to learn to live with your mistakes
#36 - "I don't give a flying **** " "… 06/04/2014 on sfw because art +2
#34 - :/ 06/03/2014 on How it feels 0
#21 - yeah, because no one know who's gonna fight and who has a norm…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on How it feels 0
User avatar #22 - johnmacronstone (06/03/2014) [-]
It was a joke, because no more face.
User avatar #34 - dantemp (06/03/2014) [-]
:/
#7 - those are beautiful, I'm ok with being pussy. 06/03/2014 on titles are for squirrels 0
#184 - It got too meta to even argue about it... 06/02/2014 on All 'that funny' payed off +5
#83 - Yeah, after endless jokes about how much "funny" tho…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on All 'that funny' payed off +13
#90 - bensho (06/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #184 - dantemp (06/02/2014) [-]
It got too meta to even argue about it...
#57 - When you put it like that, you're right. 06/02/2014 on Daugther shaming +1
#55 - I'll give you one example of my mother. She worked as…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Daugther shaming 0
#56 - daddycool (06/02/2014) [-]
If you're a kind and caring person, you can get carried away, sure. And then you apologize, because you realize that what you did was wrong and you need to make it right. It happens once or twice, but you try not to do it anymore, because you're kind and caring.

Bullying is a repeated action. It's something you do specifically and intentionally multiple times. Again, this is not a misunderstanding.

You can be a bully or you can be kind and caring. You cannot be both.
User avatar #57 - dantemp (06/02/2014) [-]
When you put it like that, you're right.
#26 - y u so mean? 06/02/2014 on Mastectificent 0
#51 - "Bullying is bad. Oh, you like Bieber and Twilig… 06/02/2014 on Daugther shaming -1
#49 - she might not mean to, but ends up doing it. My mother for ins…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Daugther shaming 0
#53 - daddycool (06/02/2014) [-]
Okay, she's not being punished for a misunderstanding. Certainly not like this. If her parents care enough about her future to know that she needs to have boundaries placed around her actions, they care enough to find out the real story of what's going on. I read the article where this picture came from and it was all about cyber bullying. Yes, something is lost in translation when it comes to inflection and implications, but if you have written text of someone berating someone else, then it's not a misunderstanding.

Your mother might be a tremendous person, but her positivity says nothing about her social acumen. Furthermore, I have serious doubts that your mother has ever been accused of bullying because she lacks social grace.
User avatar #55 - dantemp (06/02/2014) [-]
I'll give you one example of my mother.

She worked as some kind of manager in a restaurant that is a part of a hotel. A foreign guest couple was having trouble with the microwave machine. She went by them, used some kind of trick and got the machine to work. And then she tells them this "In our country nothing works as it suppose to and we have to use our brains to get things to work". I swear to god she really didn't think that those people might get offended by this sentence.

As for this girl, I don't know her story and I honestly don't care, but I do believe that a kind and caring person might get carried away by the anonymity and lack of direct contact on the internet to forget that there is an actual human being on the other end of the conversation.
#56 - daddycool (06/02/2014) [-]
If you're a kind and caring person, you can get carried away, sure. And then you apologize, because you realize that what you did was wrong and you need to make it right. It happens once or twice, but you try not to do it anymore, because you're kind and caring.

Bullying is a repeated action. It's something you do specifically and intentionally multiple times. Again, this is not a misunderstanding.

You can be a bully or you can be kind and caring. You cannot be both.
User avatar #57 - dantemp (06/02/2014) [-]
When you put it like that, you're right.
#24 - she used to be magnificently beautiful and she still is  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Mastectificent 0
#25 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
what a fucking fag jesus
User avatar #26 - dantemp (06/02/2014) [-]
y u so mean?
#64 - **dantemp rolled image ** - Bulgaria in the comic, swe… 06/02/2014 on Hungarian Revolution and... -1
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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