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dantemp

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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
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#19 - I got thirsty 07/09/2014 on wurld cup 0
#10 - THANK YOU FOR THOSE CAPTIONS they add so much to the funny 07/09/2014 on One job 0
#31 - Tumblr is already making fun of someone's failure, eh? 07/09/2014 on (untitled) -1
#65 - And you thought Tumblr had it bad. 07/09/2014 on Germoney of stronk +7
#64 - I actually found that pretty ****** up. I don't t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Germoney of stronk 0
#80 - anonexplains (07/09/2014) [-]
When I went to Germany, our tour guide said that there was sort of a thing about showing German pride, like they were very restrained about it, because of the connotations due to their history. It might not have been so much as wanting to show the Brazilians in agony but as it was to prevent people from thinking back to Hitler and shit from WWII if they saw people the German fans celebrating.
User avatar #87 - metalmind (07/09/2014) [-]
It'snot that bad, but pretty much the only time that you'll see the German flag, and pretty much the only time we are really openly patriotic is during the WM/WC and EM/EC.
#63 - He's the ultimate goalscorer already. Kase Klosed. 07/09/2014 on Germoney of stronk +7
#22 - haha, even phrased like this the last option still gets most votes 07/09/2014 on Should my big black... 0
#67 - Well, porn is the lowest common denominator for men, so that s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Fighting with Lots of funny +1
User avatar #68 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose your right
#64 - I didn't mean you don't fit at all, just that there just have …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Fighting with Lots of funny +1
User avatar #66 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
No problem man always nice to have a conversation that started out about porn. Now that I think about a lot of my conversations online and in real life start that way
User avatar #67 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, porn is the lowest common denominator for men, so that shouldn't be that surprising, especially considering the fact that people are less and less embarrassed to talk about it.
User avatar #68 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose your right
#61 - I also know quite a few girls that are into stuff like this, b…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Fighting with Lots of funny +1
User avatar #62 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
oh no that's like the only thing we disagree on, were pretty much into everything else each other is. Also congrats on your move hope that works well for you
User avatar #64 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
I didn't mean you don't fit at all, just that there just have to be that one or two things you disagree on. We are like that with my girl, 95% fit. It's unrealistic to expect otherwise. Thank you.
User avatar #66 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
No problem man always nice to have a conversation that started out about porn. Now that I think about a lot of my conversations online and in real life start that way
User avatar #67 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, porn is the lowest common denominator for men, so that shouldn't be that surprising, especially considering the fact that people are less and less embarrassed to talk about it.
User avatar #68 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose your right
#59 - oh no, you have every right to feel like that. I would also ne…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Fighting with Lots of funny +1
User avatar #60 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
The funny thing is my girlfriend kinnda likes that stuff
User avatar #61 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
I also know quite a few girls that are into stuff like this, but the love of my life, the girl I'm with 7th year already, that I'm moving in together with the intentions of starting a family, isn't. Sometimes some things just don't fit.
User avatar #62 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
oh no that's like the only thing we disagree on, were pretty much into everything else each other is. Also congrats on your move hope that works well for you
User avatar #64 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
I didn't mean you don't fit at all, just that there just have to be that one or two things you disagree on. We are like that with my girl, 95% fit. It's unrealistic to expect otherwise. Thank you.
User avatar #66 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
No problem man always nice to have a conversation that started out about porn. Now that I think about a lot of my conversations online and in real life start that way
User avatar #67 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, porn is the lowest common denominator for men, so that shouldn't be that surprising, especially considering the fact that people are less and less embarrassed to talk about it.
User avatar #68 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose your right
#57 - oh, I guess my understanding of "hardcore" has been.…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Fighting with Lots of funny +1
User avatar #58 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
Might just be me, I'm quiet against anything that hurts your partner.
User avatar #59 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
oh no, you have every right to feel like that. I would also never hurt anybody... without their explicit consent that is
User avatar #60 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
The funny thing is my girlfriend kinnda likes that stuff
User avatar #61 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
I also know quite a few girls that are into stuff like this, but the love of my life, the girl I'm with 7th year already, that I'm moving in together with the intentions of starting a family, isn't. Sometimes some things just don't fit.
User avatar #62 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
oh no that's like the only thing we disagree on, were pretty much into everything else each other is. Also congrats on your move hope that works well for you
User avatar #64 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
I didn't mean you don't fit at all, just that there just have to be that one or two things you disagree on. We are like that with my girl, 95% fit. It's unrealistic to expect otherwise. Thank you.
User avatar #66 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
No problem man always nice to have a conversation that started out about porn. Now that I think about a lot of my conversations online and in real life start that way
User avatar #67 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, porn is the lowest common denominator for men, so that shouldn't be that surprising, especially considering the fact that people are less and less embarrassed to talk about it.
User avatar #68 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose your right
#55 - it doesn't sound much hardcore? Does it have blood?  [+] (11 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Fighting with Lots of funny +1
User avatar #56 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
oh no nothing that bad, mostly just face fucking with a big strap-on
User avatar #57 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
oh, I guess my understanding of "hardcore" has been... modified by the internets...
User avatar #58 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
Might just be me, I'm quiet against anything that hurts your partner.
User avatar #59 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
oh no, you have every right to feel like that. I would also never hurt anybody... without their explicit consent that is
User avatar #60 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
The funny thing is my girlfriend kinnda likes that stuff
User avatar #61 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
I also know quite a few girls that are into stuff like this, but the love of my life, the girl I'm with 7th year already, that I'm moving in together with the intentions of starting a family, isn't. Sometimes some things just don't fit.
User avatar #62 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
oh no that's like the only thing we disagree on, were pretty much into everything else each other is. Also congrats on your move hope that works well for you
User avatar #64 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
I didn't mean you don't fit at all, just that there just have to be that one or two things you disagree on. We are like that with my girl, 95% fit. It's unrealistic to expect otherwise. Thank you.
User avatar #66 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
No problem man always nice to have a conversation that started out about porn. Now that I think about a lot of my conversations online and in real life start that way
User avatar #67 - dantemp (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, porn is the lowest common denominator for men, so that shouldn't be that surprising, especially considering the fact that people are less and less embarrassed to talk about it.
User avatar #68 - gorathsm (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose your right
#17 - they also fly 07/08/2014 on Lord Baelish and Spoilers +7
#26 - I was thinking that the "defeat of Tumblr" was exagg… 07/08/2014 on the tumblr IQ level 0
#65 - replying for science also known as "i need to re…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on I'm loving this series... 0
User avatar #81 - soupkittenagain (07/09/2014) [-]
Akame ga kill
#186 - I still don't get how a bit of a gore spam can do so much dama… 07/08/2014 on 4chan's a big guy -1
#105 - you can quite easily body block them. And it might not even be… 07/07/2014 on How football should be played. 0
#21 - This is some terrible defense. I don't think I approve.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on How football should be played. 0
#25 - akselrk (07/07/2014) [-]
To be fair its really hard to take the ball form him.

1. Because he has amazing controll on the ball
2. Its just really hard to take the ball when people do that shit.
3. If you kick close to the head/upper body of the other player its a freekick/penalty.
User avatar #105 - dantemp (07/07/2014) [-]
you can quite easily body block them. And it might not even be considered a fall. You can try to use a header to drive the ball aside. They looked like an audience more than players.
#42 - yeah, not my experience. My friends usually dump their gf's wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Admit it 0
#83 - Orc (07/07/2014) [-]
lol
#62 - I feel like I missed something important. What the ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on WAR! 0
User avatar #108 - ashedust (07/07/2014) [-]
It does when you post gore, porn, etc under unrelated popular tags so that anyone who tries to browse those tags can't actually find what they're looking for.

I mean, come one. Tumblr pretty much revolves around tags
#65 - anonexplains (07/07/2014) [-]
Theyd respond to gore / cp spam on tumblr, like admin responds to our glorious Dicktbutt. Its not so much damage ala ddos, more like showing them shit they dont want to see. Because it's fun.
#99 - I'm pleasantly surprised that the second most voted thing here…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on The Mass Media +2
#144 - swagbot (07/09/2014) [-]
"...it's your god damned fault for being stupid ...Just don't blame other people for your stupidity."

Solid fucking Gold.

Notions (like yours) of Personal Responsibility will save this world.

Yes, "Consumer Culture" is sick - but it only exists because PEOPLE are buying into it!

"B-but muh Hello Kitty lunchboxes, Jacuzzis, cheap electronics, etc. etc."

Too Bad! What do you people really want?

> Cheap electronics and plastic nick-nacks, or NO factory slave-labor in China?
> Cheap, Toxic food and cosmetics, or your health?

- If the former; Fine - just be honest and don't bitch about the problems that come with them!
- If the latter, then get off your ass and adjust your life to stop supporting those things you find reprehensible.

yaknowwhaddaimean?
#44 - It will be the hunger games if there is exactly one laptop wit… 07/06/2014 on cruel 0
#53 - Every time I've said that black women are ugly in general, I g…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Anyone else out there? 0
#61 - anonexplains (07/04/2014) [-]
Maybe because that sound racist, phrase it differently.
"Generally I'm not attracted to black women" there, no trashing.
#52 - and then she uncovers her face and puts her feet side by side …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Anyone else out there? -2
#60 - anonexplains (07/04/2014) [-]
That goes for most women.

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonexplains (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dantemp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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