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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
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#40 - the same thing, only about himself. 05/15/2015 on Neil's FW tumblr users... 0
#113 - that is a troll acount, I guarantee it 05/15/2015 on (untitled) +1
#232 - You guys are so excited of purging tumblr, but those people wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Is that supposed to be bad... 0
User avatar #240 - phtholognyrrh (05/15/2015) [-]
tumblr is where the few crazies of 2010 converted the young, impressionable radicals we see hordes of today. people just hitting puberty go to tumblr, and think that their growing pains are oppression and their periods are proof of vampire-kinism.
#67 - shygirl - notshakingherbooty/10 05/14/2015 on Cosplay Comp 0
#63 - you can see it gaining back the original color where the water…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2015 on heat sensitive paint +4
User avatar #74 - ozthebest (05/14/2015) [-]
That's because the black was a really shitty paint job too.
User avatar #117 - exotic (05/14/2015) [-]
Thanks, science
#40 - yeah, right, it's as simple as that, we should just throw mone… 05/13/2015 on GOOAAAAAAAAAL 0
#15 - When someone says that he likes girls without make-up, he mean… 05/13/2015 on Makeup -1
#86 - Nur Sie ... works also? My Deutsch is a bit rusty, but I think…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on English game +1
User avatar #121 - ruebezahl (05/12/2015) [-]
Yep, "Nur sie" also works.
#74 - I translated it and it made sense in my language with a couple…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2015 on English game +2
User avatar #85 - ruebezahl (05/12/2015) [-]
It works nearly like that in German, actually:
Sie sagte nur ihm, dass sie ihn liebte.
Sie sagte ihm nur, dass sie ihn liebte.
Sie sagte ihm, dass nur sie ihn liebte.
Sie sagte ihm, dass sie nur ihn liebte.
Sie sagte ihm, dass sie ihn nur liebte.

Only one that does not work is: "Sie nur sagte ihm, dass sie ihn liebte."
User avatar #86 - dantemp (05/12/2015) [-]
Nur Sie ... works also? My Deutsch is a bit rusty, but I think that ain't right neither
User avatar #121 - ruebezahl (05/12/2015) [-]
Yep, "Nur sie" also works.
#90 - The only thing worse in AoU was that it was not the first comi… 05/11/2015 on Unpopular MCU Opinion 0
#232 - Achieving stuff is more of a tenacity issue than intelligence.… 05/11/2015 on 95% of /b/ +1
#231 - **** you I'm 28 and I achieve pretty good stuff. But yeah. 05/11/2015 on 95% of /b/ 0
#300 - It isn't free in Bulgaria either. It's not very expensive even… 05/09/2015 on College 0
#2 - This is why I stay at home playing videogames, I'm not ruining…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Exercising Is Dangerous! +5
User avatar #3 - sickmyduckk (05/07/2015) [-]
¨This is why I stay at home playing videogames, I'm not ruining my chances of being quotable, laziness had nothing to do with it, shut up. ¨

- Gamer
#214 - what you are basically saying is that arguing was never your i…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. 0
#220 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
NIQQAH U MAD? FOOTBOOLERS ARE TRASH, GOML NIGGUH. GET REKT.
#215 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Uh, no, not trolling, dont put words in my mouth.

I didnt intend to argue with you, your assumption that i think i know for a fact all footballers are douchbags is an issue.

You can back out if you like, not my problem i dont even actually care one way or another, i just was surprised that thig guy did something nice, sorry if that upset you.
#211 - One paparazi outburst and you think you've won your argument? …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. +1
#213 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Well you're getting all butt hurt, your specific issue was with my opinion that most footballers are douche bags.

I maintain that opinion, you get increasingly butt hurt over my opinion.
User avatar #214 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
what you are basically saying is that arguing was never your intentions, but rather "trolling" me, and getting me "buthhurt". Cool, now I feel even better about ending this.
#220 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
NIQQAH U MAD? FOOTBOOLERS ARE TRASH, GOML NIGGUH. GET REKT.
#215 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Uh, no, not trolling, dont put words in my mouth.

I didnt intend to argue with you, your assumption that i think i know for a fact all footballers are douchbags is an issue.

You can back out if you like, not my problem i dont even actually care one way or another, i just was surprised that thig guy did something nice, sorry if that upset you.
#207 - maybe you should use your brain and figure I'm saying that you…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. +1
#209 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Oh, the news is a worse source of information on someone's character than a post match interview?

Since you dont know any of these guys personally, maybe you're just as uninformed as I am.

at least i admit i dont know these guys. Sorry for disrespecting your heros. maybe your dad should have taught you some values instead of idolising footballers because they can kick a ball.
User avatar #211 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
One paparazi outburst and you think you've won your argument? And where exactly did I say he was my hero? God, not much point in arguing with you, is there
#213 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Well you're getting all butt hurt, your specific issue was with my opinion that most footballers are douche bags.

I maintain that opinion, you get increasingly butt hurt over my opinion.
User avatar #214 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
what you are basically saying is that arguing was never your intentions, but rather "trolling" me, and getting me "buthhurt". Cool, now I feel even better about ending this.
#220 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
NIQQAH U MAD? FOOTBOOLERS ARE TRASH, GOML NIGGUH. GET REKT.
#215 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Uh, no, not trolling, dont put words in my mouth.

I didnt intend to argue with you, your assumption that i think i know for a fact all footballers are douchbags is an issue.

You can back out if you like, not my problem i dont even actually care one way or another, i just was surprised that thig guy did something nice, sorry if that upset you.
#205 - the deleted comment was something on the sorts "I can say…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. +2
#239 - akselrk (05/07/2015) [-]
That was proven false.
#203 - Or maybe on the thousands of interviews I've heard and read, b…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. +6
#206 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
jesus dude, calm the fuck down.

I havent spent hours of my life watching monkeys talk bollocks after a game of footie, but when i have its all "at the end of the day, 110%, give it your all" blah da blah, other cliches which mean nothing between grunts.

My opinion BEFORE you enlightened me was that they were all douchey date rapists.

Youve opened my eyes, they're all saints.
User avatar #212 - laseneph (05/07/2015) [-]
You both need to calm down, he's annoyed because you assumed all footballers were douches for ?? reason, and you're annoyed because he has an opposite opinion.
User avatar #207 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
maybe you should use your brain and figure I'm saying that you shouldn't have an opionion of something you know nothing about or nah
#209 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Oh, the news is a worse source of information on someone's character than a post match interview?

Since you dont know any of these guys personally, maybe you're just as uninformed as I am.

at least i admit i dont know these guys. Sorry for disrespecting your heros. maybe your dad should have taught you some values instead of idolising footballers because they can kick a ball.
User avatar #211 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
One paparazi outburst and you think you've won your argument? And where exactly did I say he was my hero? God, not much point in arguing with you, is there
#213 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Well you're getting all butt hurt, your specific issue was with my opinion that most footballers are douche bags.

I maintain that opinion, you get increasingly butt hurt over my opinion.
User avatar #214 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
what you are basically saying is that arguing was never your intentions, but rather "trolling" me, and getting me "buthhurt". Cool, now I feel even better about ending this.
#220 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
NIQQAH U MAD? FOOTBOOLERS ARE TRASH, GOML NIGGUH. GET REKT.
#215 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Uh, no, not trolling, dont put words in my mouth.

I didnt intend to argue with you, your assumption that i think i know for a fact all footballers are douchbags is an issue.

You can back out if you like, not my problem i dont even actually care one way or another, i just was surprised that thig guy did something nice, sorry if that upset you.
User avatar #205 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
the deleted comment was something on the sorts "I can say two douchy things for every good one you can find" and "how do you know they are nice people, do you know them personally?"
#239 - akselrk (05/07/2015) [-]
That was proven false.
#201 - Most footballers are pretty cool guys, and by the looks of it …  [+] (14 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. +10
#202 - ryix has deleted their comment.
User avatar #203 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
Or maybe on the thousands of interviews I've heard and read, because I like to listen to what they have to say before and after a match?

And specifically Ronaldo, do tell something douchy about him, other than someone complaining he is a "diver" (and I'm not sure if I ever seen him fall without any contact), that he is an egoist and doesn't want anyone else to score ( www.espnfc.com/spanish-primera-division/15/statistics/assists ), something about his hair ( uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/the-rio-report/ronaldo-haircut-amazing-tribute-brain-surgery-kid-081049961.html ), or his choice of car or women. God forbid a rich, healthy and handsome guy to enjoy the 10 minutes a day he is not training.
#206 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
jesus dude, calm the fuck down.

I havent spent hours of my life watching monkeys talk bollocks after a game of footie, but when i have its all "at the end of the day, 110%, give it your all" blah da blah, other cliches which mean nothing between grunts.

My opinion BEFORE you enlightened me was that they were all douchey date rapists.

Youve opened my eyes, they're all saints.
User avatar #212 - laseneph (05/07/2015) [-]
You both need to calm down, he's annoyed because you assumed all footballers were douches for ?? reason, and you're annoyed because he has an opposite opinion.
User avatar #207 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
maybe you should use your brain and figure I'm saying that you shouldn't have an opionion of something you know nothing about or nah
#209 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Oh, the news is a worse source of information on someone's character than a post match interview?

Since you dont know any of these guys personally, maybe you're just as uninformed as I am.

at least i admit i dont know these guys. Sorry for disrespecting your heros. maybe your dad should have taught you some values instead of idolising footballers because they can kick a ball.
User avatar #211 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
One paparazi outburst and you think you've won your argument? And where exactly did I say he was my hero? God, not much point in arguing with you, is there
#213 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Well you're getting all butt hurt, your specific issue was with my opinion that most footballers are douche bags.

I maintain that opinion, you get increasingly butt hurt over my opinion.
User avatar #214 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
what you are basically saying is that arguing was never your intentions, but rather "trolling" me, and getting me "buthhurt". Cool, now I feel even better about ending this.
#220 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
NIQQAH U MAD? FOOTBOOLERS ARE TRASH, GOML NIGGUH. GET REKT.
#215 - ryix (05/07/2015) [-]
Uh, no, not trolling, dont put words in my mouth.

I didnt intend to argue with you, your assumption that i think i know for a fact all footballers are douchbags is an issue.

You can back out if you like, not my problem i dont even actually care one way or another, i just was surprised that thig guy did something nice, sorry if that upset you.
User avatar #205 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
the deleted comment was something on the sorts "I can say two douchy things for every good one you can find" and "how do you know they are nice people, do you know them personally?"
#239 - akselrk (05/07/2015) [-]
That was proven false.
#199 - No, no, you should hate Ronaldo, don't you know, what do they …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2015 on This. +3
#247 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
>hate Ronaldo
Found the Jew.
User avatar #235 - bitofatit (05/07/2015) [-]
how is messi ugly? he was, but now he aint
User avatar #222 - langweilig (05/07/2015) [-]
youre an idiot. hes a gigantic douche
#233 - senhortobias (05/07/2015) [-]
please keep your hate flowing, that makes him play so much better
#97 - I was expecting much worse, every time I defend the BBT it cos… 05/07/2015 on Napkin +1
#24 - You have my permission to cut the "they use a laugh track… 05/06/2015 on Napkin -3
#23 - It's hilarious and **** anyone that thinks I shouldn't …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Napkin +9
#111 - greedtheavaricious (05/07/2015) [-]
Oh wow, the downvotes.

I agree, mate. It's quite enjoyable and fuck entitled cunts who think they can tell others what to like and what not to like.
User avatar #57 - pwnagraphy (05/07/2015) [-]
bruh

the shitstorm happening in your votes

I am so sorry
User avatar #97 - dantemp (05/07/2015) [-]
I was expecting much worse, every time I defend the BBT it costs me a lot of thumbs, this is the best result I ever got.
User avatar #42 - leedledee (05/07/2015) [-]
I agree. Though I haven't seen the last couple seasons, so maybe it's gone downhill some.
#67 - >Anything else you need explained? How is the …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Found on Fuckbook +33
User avatar #279 - thedugster (05/05/2015) [-]
*EmDrive and it probably wont work because conservation on momentum is a thing
User avatar #287 - stilch (05/05/2015) [-]
You forget what the em drive is. It makes a bubble that stands still and forces space around it, allowing it to theoretically move faster than light. This doesn't break the laws of physics, but will definitely break a few sound barriers.
User avatar #332 - fpsnoob (05/06/2015) [-]
Even if it happened to break the laws of physics, those laws are only based on our understanding . That doesn't mean that it's impossible for something to work outside their boundaries.
User avatar #333 - stilch (05/06/2015) [-]
Yes you are right, however seeing as how nothing we have ever seen (or nothing that our greatest minds could conceive, for that matter) has ever succeeded in breaking the laws of physics. In fact, in all of our existence we have never seen anything implying the physics is a bendable law. It is better to assume that the laws of physics are universal instead of in our heads.
#180 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/05/2015) [-]
The scientific consensus currently is "fuck if I know". image not meant for you

>>#143 You have zero proof of that brev. Back when they thought it was atmospheric effects I might have agreed since there was a plausible reason against it, but now it's looking pretty solid.
User avatar #86 - elsanna (05/05/2015) [-]
The EM drive is a hot topic right now isn't it?

God damnit NASA, you can't just go break physics.
User avatar #99 - fpsnoob (05/05/2015) [-]
The EM drive is every sci-fi fan's wet dream.
User avatar #104 - zelivingzombie (05/05/2015) [-]
I first heard about it a few months ago when my friend told me about it and basically.
I started looking into it and basically if it works it's going to revolutionize pretty much everything about travel, making spaceflight incredibly easy and affordable especially.
User avatar #112 - fpsnoob (05/05/2015) [-]
As I said, every sci-fi fan's wet dream.
#143 - anonymous (05/05/2015) [-]
>>#104

It's far more likely to be a mistake than a revolutionary breakthrough, sadly.
#75 - sirquidam (05/05/2015) [-]

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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